how many useless keys do you have on your keychain

[kooftspc11]

how many keys do you have on your keychain that you either have no clue what they are for or you just dont ever use

[Alien5]

none, you forgot to make that option.

[tesco]

0 :unsure:

[sear]

I have one. They gave it to me when I moved into my flat and I have no idea what it's for. But I keep it because if I don't give it back when I move out they take it out of the bond :\

[peat moss]

Oh god so many but I'm opening three warehouses every morning , have three vehicles ( wife's, mine and daughters ) Whats scary is I know almost what every ones for . I color code them tho so about 20 . I keep my work ones separate to save on the old car ingnition .

[Something Else]

The older you get the more keys you collect.

[Barbarossa]

I added a zero option :whistling

[Skiz]

Truck key
4 work keys
Parents house key
Parents garage key
My front door key

No key chain, just the remote key entry thingy for my truck.

[thebazzla]

all my keys are accounted for

[Mr. Mulder]

i have one car key, one house key and a keyring that's a chick with large hooters :smilie4: (and sometimes work keys)

[Artemis]

I have one. They gave it to me when I moved into my flat and I have no idea what it's for. But I keep it because if I don't give it back when I move out they take it out of the bond :\

Why don't you ask 'they' ? :naughty:

[manker]

Wtf's a keychain.

I know what all my keys are for, only a complete moran would carry a key that had no use.
Saying that, I do have this 'Hand of Islam' charm thing that my Dad made me put on my keyring when I went on holiday a few years ago. He told me that his Egyptian mates sent a few of them to him because if you're carrying it, terrorists won't kidnap or kill you so long as you show it to them.

True Story.
Well, the part about the charm is true, I don't know how much protection it actually offers, like :idunno:

[Aaxel21]

Lol. I took care of useless keys a long time ago. Now I just have my car key and my house key.

[S!X]

None

[snowultra]

i got about 3 or 4.

[Artemis]

Wtf's a keychain.

I know what all my keys are for, only a complete moran would carry a key that had no use.
Saying that, I do have this 'Hand of Islam' charm thing that my Dad made me put on my keyring when I went on holiday a few years ago. He told me that his Egyptian mates sent a few of them to him because if you're carrying it, terrorists won't kidnap or kill you so long as you show it to them.

True Story.
Well, the part about the charm is true, I don't know how much protection it actually offers, like :idunno:

A simple test (involves cash though)
1. Fly to Lebanon, Iraq or any other middle eastern country currently kidnapping foreigners
2. put on I luv NY T-Shirt or any other american icon of choice, then proceed to parade up and down
small back alley suburbs, preferably with a confused look on your face.
3. When grabbed, tied down, had bag placed over head, assault rifle shoved into the side of your head
and shoved into van product the charm.

I would be interested to know the results :naughty:

[mamacita]

Ten too many

[kittybewm]

48

[Actatoi]

None, only got two.

[iamKy666]

None, only got two.

Same here.

[trevor2000]

none, but too many keychains hanging :P

[Mr JP Fugley]

Oh god so many but I'm opening three warehouses every morning , have three vehicles ( wife's, mine and daughters ) Whats scary is I know almost what every ones for . I color code them tho so about 20 . I keep my work ones separate to save on the old car ingnition .

Strikes me that none of those are actually useless, Pete.

My favourite bit is when you say that you know what almost all of them are for (badly). As if it's a matter of some pride to you.

[SAM]

1..

[Snee]

I've got a key wot is for the lock for some girl's diary or something, can't remember how I got it, but if I ever figure out whose diary it was, it will be orsum.

[killer578]

is there a useless lock for each of the useless keys?

[Snee]

herbert wants you to add him to the poll.

Bit mental if you ask me, but.

[Barbarossa]

herbert added :mellow: