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chalkmongoose
08-02-2003, 03:30 AM
I feel like taking a bus up to Canada for a few elk steaks, and some nice tuna salad. Who's with me?

Adster
08-02-2003, 03:35 AM
uh huh

chalkmongoose
08-02-2003, 03:39 AM
Originally posted by Hogster@2 August 2003 - 03:35
uh huh
Goddamn it... I need EbaumsWorld... To come up with one of those pics from the godfather. "Looks like you got hit wit the thunderbolt..."
I will stabble my butler now
Why I feel stoned... Oh so happy and fluttery and gay as a butler in rome...

Somebody1234
08-02-2003, 04:14 AM
I'm already here. :lol:

B) :)

chalkmongoose
08-02-2003, 04:36 AM
Originally posted by Somebody1234@2 August 2003 - 04:14
I'm already here. :lol:

B) :)
I like Canada. It has wild cats and beavers.

balamm
08-02-2003, 07:28 AM
I've never seen a beaver :huh: Or a wildcat. :unsure:

Keikan
08-02-2003, 07:31 AM
Originally posted by balamm@2 August 2003 - 00:28
I've never seen a beaver :huh: Or a wildcat. :unsure:
Where do you live? Walk around forests by lakes or rivers then you will see 1

[B][O][T]
08-02-2003, 08:02 AM
http://www.morearty.com/india/bus.jpg

Here We come!!!! :D :D

BOT

Lamsey
08-02-2003, 09:01 AM
Originally posted by balamm@2 August 2003 - 08:28
I've never seen a beaver :huh:
I'm sure you'll find someone eventually, Balamm ;)

J'Pol
08-02-2003, 09:23 AM
Originally posted by Lamsey+2 August 2003 - 10:01--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Lamsey @ 2 August 2003 - 10:01)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-balamm@2 August 2003 - 08:28
I&#39;ve never seen a beaver :huh:
I&#39;m sure you&#39;ll find someone eventually, Balamm ;) [/b][/quote]
V Poor.

Lamsey
08-02-2003, 09:24 AM
Originally posted by JPaul+2 August 2003 - 10:23--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (JPaul @ 2 August 2003 - 10:23)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
Originally posted by Lamsey@2 August 2003 - 10:01
<!--QuoteBegin-balamm@2 August 2003 - 08:28
I&#39;ve never seen a beaver :huh:
I&#39;m sure you&#39;ll find someone eventually, Balamm ;)
V Poor. [/b][/quote]
Sorry.

J'Pol
08-02-2003, 09:26 AM
Originally posted by Lamsey+2 August 2003 - 10:24--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Lamsey @ 2 August 2003 - 10:24)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
Originally posted by JPaul@2 August 2003 - 10:23

Originally posted by Lamsey@2 August 2003 - 10:01
<!--QuoteBegin-balamm@2 August 2003 - 08:28
I&#39;ve never seen a beaver :huh:
I&#39;m sure you&#39;ll find someone eventually, Balamm ;)
V Poor.
Sorry. [/b][/quote]
Here&#39;s you hat, I assume you&#39;re leaving.

Darth Sushi
08-02-2003, 09:58 AM
Originally posted by chalkmongoose@2 August 2003 - 04:30
I feel like taking a bus up to Canada for a few elk steaks, and some nice tuna salad. Who&#39;s with me?
You can sprinkle this on the tuna: http://www.belamour.co.uk/more-potions/3100000328.jpg

judgeofallandnothing
08-02-2003, 10:18 AM
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Rocktron
08-02-2003, 12:27 PM
Originally posted by chalkmongoose@2 August 2003 - 05:36
B) :)
I like Canada. It has wild cats and beavers. [/quote]
I like beavers... lol

Riddler
08-02-2003, 12:30 PM
Yeah, we&#39;ve got the Elk steaks and the Beavers and the Largemouth Bass ( Celine Dion ) :P

Somebody1234
08-03-2003, 02:14 AM
There are beavers (both kinds) around here but I have never seen a wildcat. There are plenty of moose here also. But you need to get out of the city to see them. :lol:

http://www.tpwd.state.tx.us/expltx/jrnat/blitz/images/walnut/beaver.jpg

I can&#39;t post a picture of the other kind. ;)

http://www.grand-isle-royale.com/moose.jpg

abigspidermonkey
08-03-2003, 05:29 AM
You&#39;ll find beaver or wild cat someday Balammy boy

chrish123171
08-03-2003, 06:33 AM
Don&#39;t forget cows everybody loves cows...http://www.ihatecows.com/pics/hotcow.jpg

CrackheadDan
08-03-2003, 06:38 AM
umm isnt beaver sometimes used instead of sayin pussy

Phantasy_aura
08-03-2003, 07:43 AM
Is it true that there are more cows than people in Canada? Got that from one of the cutscenes in Red Alert 2.

Lamsey
08-03-2003, 08:15 AM
Originally posted by CrackheadDan@3 August 2003 - 07:38
umm isnt beaver sometimes used instead of sayin pussy
Well done. 10 out of 10 for stating the obvious.

titey
08-03-2003, 09:08 AM
Originally posted by CrackheadDan@3 August 2003 - 01:38
umm isnt beaver sometimes used instead of sayin pussy
Then I suppose chrish&#39;s avatar is a "More manly beaver cat&#33;" :P

lynx
08-03-2003, 09:40 AM
Originally posted by Riddler@2 August 2003 - 13:30
Yeah, we&#39;ve got the Elk steaks and the Beavers and the Largemouth Bass ( Celine Dion ) :P
I thought that was a Wide-mouthed Frog. :P

Riddler
08-03-2003, 11:54 AM
:lol:
She has many aliases it would seem. ;)

The Yellow-Crested Gibbering Loon comes to mind also. :P