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thewizeard
08-02-2003, 01:24 PM
Press the BUTTON (http://casa.colorado.edu/~ajsh/dead.html) !!!

Or this button (http://xxx.lanl.gov/seek-and-destroy)




I have never pressed that button myself, and I disclaim all responsibility for what happens to your system if you do.



THIS IS ALSO AN INTERESTING BUTTON! (http://www.klboard.ath.cx/bb/index.php?act=ST&f=5&t=59048&st=45#entry427403)
J'Pol
08-02-2003, 01:28 PM
Why would you post such a thing.

http://xxx.lanl.gov/front.gif
Skweeky
08-02-2003, 01:29 PM
Originally posted by JPaul@2 August 2003 - 14:28
Why would you post such a thing.
why wouldn't he?
J'Pol
08-02-2003, 01:31 PM
Because he is suggesting that it may do harm to other people's computers.
Skweeky
08-02-2003, 01:39 PM
well, he warned them, didn't he?

Seen a lot worse posted on here. Remember that Outwarcrap a while ago?
JONNO_CELEBS
08-02-2003, 01:46 PM
Me doofus, me press.......if I ain't back in 5 mins..............call the president :D

I'm going in B)

Jonno B)
J'Pol
08-02-2003, 01:46 PM
Have you clicked the link Skweeky ?
J'Pol
08-02-2003, 01:52 PM
Originally posted by JONNO_CELEBS@2 August 2003 - 14:46
Me doofus, me press.......if I ain't back in 5 mins..............call the president :D

I'm going in B)

Jonno B)
Ground control to Jonno

Have you taken your protein pill.
Skweeky
08-02-2003, 01:56 PM
I never click links like that <_<


Is Jonno back already??

I don&#39;t want him to be lost in space :ph34r:
HeavyMetalParkingLot
08-02-2003, 01:58 PM
i thought a black hole was called Shaniqua, you know that girl, 5&#39;2", long fake hair, bout 230lbs.............
Skweeky
08-02-2003, 01:59 PM
Jonno?..........Jonno&#33;&#33;??...........JOOONNNNOOOOO&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;

Jonno, if you install MSN you can watch me wax my legs&#33;&#33; Please come back :(
thewizeard
08-02-2003, 02:01 PM
Well why not, I should have put this link in as well.

http://casa.colorado.edu/~ajsh/schw.shtml.

I clicked the link and I think I&#39;m still here.
Proper Bo
08-02-2003, 02:03 PM
Ground control to major Jon(no)
Nimdock
08-02-2003, 02:04 PM
Originally posted by Skweeky@2 August 2003 - 09:59
if you install MSN you can watch me wax my legs&#33;&#33; Please come back :(
If I try the link too, do I get the same treatment? or the propossal is only for Jonno.
-Archwolf-
08-02-2003, 02:06 PM
that&#39;s one hell of a nerd site http://instagiber.net/smiliesdotcom/cwm/cwm/nerd.gif :D
Skweeky
08-02-2003, 02:13 PM
only for Jonno and JPaul :lol: :lol:
Nimdock
08-02-2003, 02:16 PM
:angry:

Be that way.
J'Pol
08-02-2003, 02:19 PM
Oh my God, they&#39;ve killed Jonno.
J'Pol
08-02-2003, 02:22 PM
Originally posted by Skweeky@2 August 2003 - 15:13
only for Jonno and JPaul :lol: :lol:
Does Metal Mod wax his legs as well.

To make them all nice and shiny.
Skweeky
08-02-2003, 02:29 PM
yes, but don&#39;t tell anyone. Let this be our little secret :ph34r:
bigboab
08-02-2003, 02:35 PM
Excuse my ignorance(I know you have been doing that&#33;) but how can you have a black hole?(I do know what I have let myself in for with that question&#33;)

Surely only the rim and sides of the hole are black but the hole itself does not contain any colour reflecting particles.


I think I&#39;ll have a wee lie down :unsure:
TheDave
08-02-2003, 02:39 PM
have i just ended the world :huh:
thewizeard
08-02-2003, 02:41 PM
Originally posted by bigboab@2 August 2003 - 16:35
Excuse my ignorance(I know you have been doing that&#33;) but how can you have a black hole?(I do know what I have let myself in for with that question&#33;)

Surely only the rim and sides of the hole are black but the hole itself does not contain any colour reflecting particles.


I think I&#39;ll have a wee lie down :unsure:
Black is not a colour.
bigboab
08-02-2003, 02:44 PM
So you cant be accused of colour prejudice then&#33;
thewizeard
08-02-2003, 02:45 PM
Absolutely not&#33;
J'Pol
08-02-2003, 02:45 PM
Every planet (etc) has an escape velocity. This is the speed at which something must travel to escape it&#39;s gravitational pull.

A black hole is a collapsed star, which has collected more and more matter. It therefore has an enormous amount of material in a small space.

The higher the mass the higher the escape velocity. For a black hole the escape velocity is higher than the speed of light.

Any light which hits it cannot reflect back, because it is not travelling fast enough.

It is therefore black, total absence of reflected light.
bigboab
08-02-2003, 02:48 PM
If it is full of material then it is not a hole then is it?(Pedantic)


I&#39;m getting tired :(
J'Pol
08-02-2003, 02:49 PM
It&#39;s effectively a hole in space.

Things fall into it, but never come back out.
thewizeard
08-02-2003, 02:49 PM
Originally posted by bigboab@2 August 2003 - 16:48
If it is full of material then it is not a hole then is it?(Pedantic)


I&#39;m getting tired :(
JPaul????
J'Pol
08-02-2003, 02:54 PM
Originally posted by nigel123+2 August 2003 - 15:49--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (nigel123 @ 2 August 2003 - 15:49)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-bigboab@2 August 2003 - 16:48
If it is full of material then it is not a hole then is it?(Pedantic)


I&#39;m getting tired :(
JPaul???? [/b][/quote]
I&#39;m not talking to you - Jonno killer.
bigboab
08-02-2003, 02:57 PM
Jonno will return, watch this SPACE&#33; :D



Right thats it I&#39;m going to lay down for a wee while :blink:
TheDave
08-02-2003, 03:00 PM
he aint dead or misplaced. i clicked it too
it just says 10 minutes to trinity
lynx
08-02-2003, 03:02 PM
9 minutes to trinity
8 minutes to trinity
7 minutes to trinity
6 minutes to trinity
5 minutes to trinity
4 minutes to trinity
3 minutes to trinity
2 minutes to trinity
1 minute to trinity

ground zero... Have a nice day.
TheDave
08-02-2003, 03:05 PM
whats trinity. has someone been watching too much matrix? :blink:
lynx
08-02-2003, 03:15 PM
It refers to the original atomic bomb project I believe.
J'Pol
08-02-2003, 03:21 PM
The first atomic explosion was at the Trinity Site in New Mexico.
JONNO_CELEBS
08-02-2003, 03:26 PM
HOLY GUACAMOLY&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;

It was bloody dark in there but I found some alien women exactly like the Baywatch girls who wanted me to teach them the human art of love making :D :lol:

Jonno B)
Everose
08-02-2003, 03:26 PM
Originally posted by nigel123+2 August 2003 - 10:41--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (nigel123 @ 2 August 2003 - 10:41)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-bigboab@2 August 2003 - 16:35
Excuse my ignorance(I know you have been doing that&#33;) but how can you have a black hole?(I do know what I have let myself in for with that question&#33;)

Surely only the rim and sides of the hole are black but the hole itself does not contain any colour reflecting particles.


I think I&#39;ll have a wee lie down :unsure:
Black is not a colour. [/b][/quote]
Black is a total of all colors, is it not?
Everose
08-02-2003, 03:27 PM
Originally posted by JONNO_CELEBS@2 August 2003 - 11:26
HOLY GUACAMOLY&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;

It was bloody dark in there but I found some alien women exactly like the Baywatch girls who wanted me to teach them the human art of love making :D :lol:

Jonno B)
Glad you are okay, Jonno
thewizeard
08-02-2003, 03:28 PM
Originally posted by Neverose+2 August 2003 - 17:26--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Neverose @ 2 August 2003 - 17:26)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
Originally posted by nigel123@2 August 2003 - 10:41
<!--QuoteBegin-bigboab@2 August 2003 - 16:35
Excuse my ignorance(I know you have been doing that&#33;) but how can you have a black hole?(I do know what I have let myself in for with that question&#33;)

Surely only the rim and sides of the hole are black but the hole itself does not contain any colour reflecting particles.


I think I&#39;ll have a wee lie down :unsure:
Black is not a colour.
Black is a total of all colors, is it not? [/b][/quote]
That is white.
J'Pol
08-02-2003, 03:29 PM
Originally posted by JONNO_CELEBS@2 August 2003 - 16:26
HOLY GUACAMOLY&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;

It was bloody dark in there but I found some alien women exactly like the Baywatch girls who wanted me to teach them the human art of love making :D :lol:

Jonno B)
Jonno

Everyone was worried, please don&#39;t go into nigel&#39;s black hole again, no matter how tempted you are.
thewizeard
08-02-2003, 03:32 PM
Thank God he is safe&#33;
J'Pol
08-02-2003, 03:35 PM
Originally posted by nigel123@2 August 2003 - 16:32
Thank God he is safe&#33;
No thanks to you.

Still attempted murder if you ask me.
JONNO_CELEBS
08-02-2003, 03:36 PM
Originally posted by JPaul+2 August 2003 - 15:35--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (JPaul @ 2 August 2003 - 15:35)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-nigel123@2 August 2003 - 16:32
Thank God he is safe&#33;
No thanks to you.

Still attempted murder if you ask me. [/b][/quote]
:lol: :lol: :lol: LMAO while PMSL :lol: :lol:

You guys are nuts :lol:

Jonno B)
thewizeard
08-02-2003, 03:37 PM
He was only lodged in my black hole for a little while.
Everose
08-02-2003, 03:38 PM
Originally posted by nigel123+2 August 2003 - 11:28--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (nigel123 @ 2 August 2003 - 11:28)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
Originally posted by Neverose@2 August 2003 - 17:26

Originally posted by nigel123@2 August 2003 - 10:41
<!--QuoteBegin-bigboab@2 August 2003 - 16:35
Excuse my ignorance(I know you have been doing that&#33;) but how can you have a black hole?(I do know what I have let myself in for with that question&#33;)

Surely only the rim and sides of the hole are black but the hole itself does not contain any colour reflecting particles.


I think I&#39;ll have a wee lie down :unsure:
Black is not a colour.
Black is a total of all colors, is it not?
That is white. [/b][/quote]
Is that because white reflects all color, and black absorbs?? :D
Proper Bo
08-02-2003, 04:03 PM
If Jonno had died, Id have had first call for his TV type thingy and his les paul and his bike, you scavengers can have the rest :D
JONNO_CELEBS
08-02-2003, 04:05 PM
Originally posted by Proper Bo, I tell thee@2 August 2003 - 16:03
If Jonno had died, Id have had first call for his TV type thingy and his les paul and his bike, you scavengers can have the rest :D
So who get my wetsuit...........which I don&#39;t wear anything underneath, and who gets my collection of self porn??? :lol: :lol:

Jonno B)
Proper Bo
08-02-2003, 04:06 PM
Originally posted by JONNO_CELEBS@2 August 2003 - 17:05

So who get my wetsuit...........which I don&#39;t wear anything underneath, and who gets my collection of self porn??? :lol: :lol:

Jonno B)
I think chalkmongoose would enjoy that stuff :x
Skweeky
08-02-2003, 04:10 PM
Originally posted by JONNO_CELEBS+2 August 2003 - 17:05--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (JONNO_CELEBS @ 2 August 2003 - 17:05)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Proper Bo@ I tell thee,2 August 2003 - 16:03
If Jonno had died, Id have had first call for his TV type thingy and his les paul and his bike, you scavengers can have the rest :D
So who get my wetsuit...........which I don&#39;t wear anything underneath, and who gets my collection of self porn??? :lol: :lol:

Jonno B) [/b][/quote]
Me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;
JONNO_CELEBS
08-02-2003, 04:12 PM
Originally posted by Skweeky@2 August 2003 - 16:10

Me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;
Sold&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;........you already got half :lol: :lol: :lol:

Jonno B)
chalkmongoose
08-02-2003, 04:27 PM
Originally posted by Proper Bo+ I tell thee,2 August 2003 - 16:06--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Proper Bo &#064; I tell thee,2 August 2003 - 16:06)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-JONNO_CELEBS@2 August 2003 - 17:05

So who get my wetsuit...........which I don&#39;t wear anything underneath, and who gets my collection of self porn??? :lol: :lol:

Jonno B)
I think chalkmongoose would enjoy that stuff :x [/b][/quote]
Indubitably (sp?)
But I also may become dead, as I have clicked on this link as well...
Not that anyone here wouldn&#39;t mind the improvement :)


pool-10-10-10-1.ny325.east.verizon.net: you&#39;ve been identified as a robot operating in violation of the guidelines posted at lanl.arXiv.org.
If this determination is in error, please report to [email protected] so your problem can be investigated.

Scanning, Initialized:

10 minutes to Trinity...
9 minutes to Trinity...
8 minutes to Trinity...
7 minutes to Trinity...
6 minutes to Trinity...
lynx
08-02-2003, 04:32 PM
Originally posted by chalkmongoose+2 August 2003 - 17:27--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (chalkmongoose @ 2 August 2003 - 17:27)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
Originally posted by Proper Bo@ I tell thee,2 August 2003 - 16:06
<!--QuoteBegin-JONNO_CELEBS@2 August 2003 - 17:05

So who get my wetsuit...........which I don&#39;t wear anything underneath, and who&nbsp; gets my collection of self porn??? :lol:&nbsp; :lol:

Jonno B)
I think chalkmongoose would enjoy that stuff :x
Indubitably (sp?)
But I also may become dead, as I have clicked on this link as well...
Not that anyone here wouldn&#39;t mind the improvement :)


pool-xxx-xxx-xxx-xxx.ny325.east.verizon.net: you&#39;ve been identified as a robot operating in violation of the guidelines posted at lanl.arXiv.org.
If this determination is in error, please report to [email protected] so your problem can be investigated.

Scanning, Initialized:

10 minutes to Trinity...
9 minutes to Trinity...
8 minutes to Trinity...
7 minutes to Trinity...
6 minutes to Trinity...
[/b][/quote]
Suggest you edit that IP if you haven&#39;t already done so.
J'Pol
08-02-2003, 05:12 PM
Good idea.
chalkmongoose
08-02-2003, 05:14 PM
Nah... What could a hacker do?
I&#39;m pretty nicely blocked.
TIBZ
08-02-2003, 05:46 PM
xxxxxxxxxxxx.xxxxxxxx.xx.xxxxxxx.xxx: you&#39;ve been identified as a robot operating in violation of the guidelines posted at lanl.arXiv.org.
If this determination is in error, please report to [email protected] so your problem can be investigated.

Scanning, Initialized:

10 minutes to Trinity...



yea thats wat i get wen i click the link wtf does it mean
thewizeard
08-02-2003, 06:30 PM
THE END (http://casa.colorado.edu/~ajsh/evapbig_gif.html)
Originally posted by TIBZ@2 August 2003 - 19:46

xxxxxxxxxxxx.xxxxxxxx.xx.xxxxxxx.xxx: you&#39;ve been identified as a robot operating in violation of the guidelines posted at lanl.arXiv.org.
If this determination is in error, please report to [email protected] so your problem can be investigated.

Scanning, Initialized:

10 minutes to Trinity...



yea thats wat i get wen i click the link wtf does it mean
It means, goodbye TIBZ, nice knowing you&#33;

Click this button (http://casa.colorado.edu/~ajsh/bhibig_gif.html) OR HERE (http://dogfeathers.com/java/spirals.html)



YES ANOTHER BUTTON (http://dogfeathers.com/java/hyperstar.html)



THE VERY VERY LAST BUTTON( HONEST) (http://www.liquidgeneration.com/sabotage/optical_sabotage.swf)

Magical Mystery Tour (http://klboard.ath.cx/index.php?showtopic=59371&view=findpost&p=429803)