Things you do in bed

[Squeamous]

Snore? Toss? Piss yourself? Talk?

My OH reckons I've taken to pinching him in my sleep.....some sort of supressed fury probably.

Do you do anything weird when you're asleep?

[Alien5]

When Asleep i don't do anything, Just Sleep.

[FatBob]

masturbate , scratch my privates .. i kinda keep my hands up if i am high on weed and listening to pink floyd , i donno why i do that but it feels like floating

[kittybewm]

Punch people :angry:

[FatBob]

poor sam

[kittybewm]

lol I meant the invisible people :fear:

[Something Else]

lol I meant the invisible people :fear:

:lol:

I like to fart in bed, how could you forget that. :huh:

[dinsdale]

Perform a bit of dentistry sometimes, rearrange my internal organs, or just slap myself around a bit. It really varies.

[Mr. Mulder]

i don't sleep, i wait.....

[tenis69]

I don't sleep i just make love.

[bunny67]

i scratch myself when asleep often i have woken in the morning with scrams on my face ,neck and arms

[manicgeek]

Sleep ? I wish...

[Biggles]

I had a spell of snoring which was hell as I am a light sleeper :frusty: I was exhausted. Thankfully that seems to have diminished considerably.

Obviously there the normal things to do in bed ...

snacks, books to read, plotting etc.

[Squeamous]

Bet you wake yourself up farting too Biggles.

Plotting? :unsure:

[Squeamous]

Sleep ? I wish...

You need to relax more ;).

[Squeamous]

masturbate , scratch my privates .. i kinda keep my hands up if i am high on weed and listening to pink floyd , i donno why i do that but it feels like floating

Apparently you can tell a lot about a person by the position they sleep in.

[MediaSlayer]

i tend to fiddle with the covers.

either i get too hot during the night, and kick them off, or i "steal" the covers off my partner. then they wake up mad at me.

[Something Else]

I don't sleep i just make love.

That's because you are the PortuGreese Love God Cristiano Ronaldo. :sick:

[CrabGirl]

Currently watching last weeks' Shameless in bed.

I snore like a hog-beast when drunk, steal any covers available, and rub my feet against each other.

The other half however, has a bad habit however of fighting monsters in his sleep with accompanying monologue.

The cat snores, pushes my head off the pillow, walks on me in my sleep and punches me in the face when she wants me to wake up.

Jesus. Sleeping in my house is fun.

[brotherdoobie]

I'm usually asleep at the time. :idunno: My wife says I steal the blankets and toss and turn (however, she's a known liar).

-bd

[kaffeine]

try to sleep.. most of the times I just lie there waiting for dawn

[Something Else]

And cawfee presumably. :sly:

[Overl0rd]

Hmm,

let me think:
in bed... I'm:

- smoking things
- doing things with any lady I find there
- shrooming


oh yeah, sleeping as well :D

Lolz,
Overl0rd

[Biggles]

Bet you wake yourself up farting too Biggles.

Plotting? :unsure:

http://notes.lorienjohnson.com/wp-content/uploads/pinky_brain.jpg

Plotting

As the chances are zero I hold that all such plotting should be done from the comfort of one's bed.

[thebazzla]

its usually bit of telly or a dvd then :sleep1:

[manker]

My bedroom activities are intrinsically linked with teh missus.
The last time I slept alone was ages ago. If teh missus is awake, she either wants to chat (:dabs:) or have sex (:hooray:). If she's sleeping, my only bed activity option is to read. Reading is great but sometimes I'd like to be able to do something else.

When she went on a hen-weekend, I built a fort in bed out of pillows and eiderdowns, moved a load of snacky food and some beers upstairs - and then watched the fuck out of Season II of Battlestar Galactica.

I pretended she'd woke me up when she phoned at 1am but she hadn't, I'd just pressed pause :shifty:
Had a lazy wank just before I went to sleep too.

On the Saturday night, I didn't get up to any solo bed shenanigans. I went out with my mates and got wasted.

[Mr. Mulder]

When she went on a hen-weekend, I built a fort in bed out of pillows and eiderdowns, moved a load of snacky food and some beers upstairs - and then watched the fuck out of Season II of Battlestar Galactica.


that's so orsum. but what the fucks an eiderdowns? is that like down's syndrome or something else? :unsure:

[manker]

I think it's a duvet - but I didn't want to write duvet. The thing I used for the foundations of the fort is probably a duvet but that sounds like something a homosexual would own.
So I called it an eiderdown :idunno:

[thebazzla]

come on manker let your feminine side out its a duvet

[manker]

My Gran calls them eiderdowns :snooty:

[Barbarossa]

Back when I was a kid we called them "continental quilts"

Is there a word for them that isn't ghey?

[Mr. Mulder]

cum rag?

[Barbarossa]

But then what would I call the curtains?

[Biggles]

Do people still have those candlewick bed covers?

[manker]

But then what would I call the curtains?
Day-ball defenders.

[manker]

Do people still have those candlewick bed covers?
Yeah, I hear Jonno and Baz used to put them over their heart-shaped, queen-sized bed for special occasions, like when Yogi visited :ghey:

[kaffeine]

And cawfee presumably. :sly:
hell yea! :coffee:

:lol:

[Squeamous]

I pretended she'd woke me up when she phoned at 1am but she hadn't, I'd just pressed pause :shifty:

:lol:

I can always tell when my OH is lying so whenever I call him when I'm away the first thing I say is 'are you looking at porn on the net? or 'were you just wanking?'.....he always denies it but I know the truth! Bless him.....he could do it while I'm there but he knows I'd demand first refusal on the boner.