Best job ever?

[Quylui]

What would your idea of the best job ever be?

I've narrowed it down to a few things:

1. Professional musician
2. Porn star
3. Life coach

What about you?

Edit: I'm sensing "blowjob" in the near future.

[kallieb]

Driving a bread truck. Seriously.

We did this a while ago. THe other list had a lot more stuff on it.

And as far as a bj artist, as a career..hmm...some guys wish, the rest of us just roll our eyes.

[SHUVT]

Porn Star hands down and peckers up!

[Aerozin]

being a famous dj

[Something Else]

Porn Star hands down and peckers up!

:lol:

Pappa Smurf would be a cool job. :smilie4:

[WarrenBuffet]

being a famous dj

http://i26.tinypic.com/511v8n.jpg

You're welcome

[Old Geezer]

I guess I am lazy. A job baking donut holes would be good.

[Aerozin]

being a famous dj

http://i26.tinypic.com/511v8n.jpg

You're welcomethank you man :d

[WarrenBuffet]

no problem, sorry it doesn't fit exactly in with the ftn bar, but if i spent a few more minutes it should be fine





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You're welcomethank you man :d

[Alien5]

video game tester.

[Aerozin]

btw porn stars probably have venereal disease

[pro267]

I'd risk it.

[_coder_]

Actor/Actress

[S!X]

Pr0nStaR

[kallieb]

porn stars are destined to die of bad aids.

fact

[C-mos]

well.
I would say the best job is..a surgeon :P

[DalCow]

Best job has to be a lottery winner....lol or an entrepreneur

[grimms]

What I do now. Produce hip-hop, trapped in the studio to 4am every night.

[kooftspc11]

being a famous dj

been there done that...not that exciting unless you really like drugs

[FatBob]

batman

[Barbarossa]

I'd quite like to be a plumber

[manker]

All these people who say 'porn star' in this type of thread don't get any sex in real life. Fact.
They see it as the only way they can get some action.


There are few things I can think of as a worse occupation than one where you're told when, how and who to fuck.

[saqib]

IT professional

[Squeamous]

What would your idea of the best job ever be?

I've narrowed it down to a few things:

1. Professional musician
2. Porn star
3. Life coach

What about you?

Edit: I'm sensing "blowjob" in the near future.

Sitting alone at a microscope all day without a care in the world, doing something you're really good at and getting paid for it.

Oh! I've already got that job!

:P

[Squeamous]

What I do now. Produce hip-hop, trapped in the studio to 4am every night.

I'd be hip-hopping mad if I got locked in a studio by a janitor until 4 in the morning too :yup:. Next time, just let them know at the security desk that you're still mopping and emptying bins.

Ever Helpful Squeamous xx

[grimms]

I'd be hip-hopping mad if I got locked in a studio by a janitor until 4 in the morning too :yup:. Next time, just let them know at the security desk that you're still mopping and emptying bins.

Ever Helpful Squeamous xx

:rolleyes:I guess with a name like Squeamous.:ghey:

[manker]

Someone banging on in two threads about producing records and has 'Record producer' stated under her av -- in case anyone misses the threads, presumably.
That person calls herself 'grimms'.

I'm thinking fairytale :)

[grimms]

Someone banging on in two threads about producing records and has 'Record producer' stated under her av -- in case anyone misses the threads, presumably.
That person calls herself 'grimms'.

I'm thinking fairytale :)

Oh the irony. Don't cut me with your plastic sword. I've been reverted to a girl now? I see. Think all you want "Bin Laughing".

[Barbarossa]

So what records have you produced then?

Anything good? :unsure:

[Squeamous]

*cough* bedroom DJ

[manker]

Someone banging on in two threads about producing records and has 'Record producer' stated under her av -- in case anyone misses the threads, presumably.
That person calls herself 'grimms'.

I'm thinking fairytale :)

Oh the irony. Don't cut me with your plastic sword. I've been reverted to a girl now? I see. Think all you want "Bin Laughing".
Reverted? You've been a girl before but aren't now.

Wtf's wrong with being a conventional lesbian.

[manker]

*cough* bedroom DJ
Yeah but his mam made him get the walls soundproofed so it's a proper studio and everything.

[grimms]

In the process now. Just formed my own production company. Define good? Depends on your tastes. If your into Hip-Hop you may like what I do, if not? Then it may just be random noise to your ears (Penis..I mean Sqeamous and plastic sword, feel free to spew more useless banter my way).

[grimms]

Looky here already did. 40,000 useless posts combined.

[manker]

In the process now. Just formed my own production company. Define good? Depends on your tastes. If your into Hip-Hop you may like what I do, if not? Then it may just be random noise to your ears (Penis..I mean Sqeamous and plastic sword, feel free to spew more useless banter my way).
It's a niche market, the sex-change DJ hip-hop scene. Very brave of you.

I bet you convert all that angst that you felt growing up as a man in a girl's body to fantastic use when you're pounding the decks, or whatever it is you crazy trans-genders use these days.

[grimms]

*cough* bedroom DJ

funny you mention bedroom,:wank: tone down on your hand muscles bloke. Manker what world you living in, trans gender? Ease up on the gay clubs.

[manker]

*cough* bedroom DJ

funny you mention bedroom,:wank: tone down on your hand muscles bloke. Manker what world you living in, trans gender? Ease up on the gay clubs.
No, I'm not living in a trans-gender world. I don't classify it as even having a gender, tbh. Never thought about it.

I suppose when one has been through what you have, people should let your apparent confusion wrt gender slide.

[Barbarossa]

There are many coastlines in the world that look a bit like a cawk.

I guess with the onset of global warming and rising sea levels, some or all of these may be lost to us.

But will these get replaced with more phallic coastlines. I'm not sure :idunno:

Scientists or whatever need to look into this eventuality as a matter of urgency. A female world will have a devastating effect on simple things such as the global economy and mood swings.

Also it's going to get a bit sticky underfoot every 30 days or so. :fear:

[grimms]

No, I'm not living in a trans-gender world. I don't classify it as even having a gender, tbh. Never thought about it.

I suppose when one has been through what you have, people should let your apparent confusion wrt gender slide.

So what is it exactly that I been through? Nothing but hot ass fumes, seem to spew out your mouth. :sick: I don't believe you, you need more people.:yup:

[manker]

There are many coastlines in the world that look a bit like a cawk.

I guess with the onset of global warming and rising sea levels, some or all of these may be lost to us.

But will these get replaced with more phallic coastlines. I'm not sure :idunno:

Scientists or whatever need to look into this eventuality as a matter of urgency. A female world will have a devastating effect on simple things such as the global economy and mood swings.

Also it's going to get a bit sticky underfoot every 30 days or so. :fear:
Fuck's sake. Global warming is causing the world to be trans-gender like grimms :o

Maybe I should start taking it a bit more seriously.

[grimms]

..........

[Mr. Mulder]

beer and chicks tester.

[grimms]

Fuck's sake. Global warming is causing the world to be trans-gender like grimms :o
Maybe I should start taking it a bit more seriously.

Yes please do. Off yourself in the process. Please don't harm me with your plastic sword. It makes me very timid.

[Barbarossa]

Yeah but his mam made him get the walls soundproofed so it's a proper studio and everything.

Shes no longer here with me and dearly missed. I live happily with my wife, kid, and work in a recording studio, that is nicely soundproofed. Yes it is a proper studio and everything.. How'd you know.:dabs:

Nice use of the "dead mum" card :smilie4:

That'll show 'em :01:

[grimms]

Shes no longer here with me and dearly missed. I live happily with my wife, kid, and work in a recording studio, that is nicely soundproofed. Yes it is a proper studio and everything.. How'd you know.:dabs:

Nice use of the "dead mum" card :smilie4:

That'll show 'em :01:

:dry:

[manker]

http://www.msgweb.nl/emoticons/50_50.gif

Mam: Oh hai, Fiona.
grimms: It's Frank now.
Mam: /dies

[grimms]

I'm going to ignore your useless banter as usually, now. Have fun in your impoverished village today. Don't fight too hard now. Don't want that plastic sword to break in the heat of battle you joke.

[manker]

I'm going to ignore your useless banter as usually, now. Have fun in your impoverished village today. Don't fight too hard now. Don't want that plastic sword to break in the heat of battle you joke.Firstly, that makes no sense. Secondly, you're not ignoring it because you're replying to it - and thirdly, my banter isn't designed to be useful. Deriding fantasists like your good self is prose based onanism.

It's relaxing, it's fun and I can do it with one arm tied behind my back :mellow:

[Snee]

It's like Robert0000000000 went poof, and turned into an artisté to boot :o

Or something else.

[grimms]

[quote=grimms;2710040]I'm going to ignore your useless banter as usually, now.


You feed into that very line, like i knew you would, you JOKE. We are using purple colors now eh?:ghey:You are.:whistling

[Something Else]

Nigella Lawson's Bra. :smilie4:

[manker]

I'm going to ignore your useless banter as usually, now.You feed into that very line, like i knew you would, you JOKE. We are using purple colors now eh?:ghey:You are.:whistling:lol: At not with, btw.

I fell straight into your cunning trap.
You fox, you.

[Barbarossa]

He has a singularly unique take on the meaning of the word "ignore" :dry:

[manker]

He has a singularly unique take on the meaning of the word "ignore" :dry:
Damnit, Barbie.
You fell straight into her trap, as usually.

[Barbarossa]

STFU manker, you...you...you... JOKE :P

[manker]

That's it, I'm gonna fight hard and pink sock you with my plastic sword :o

[Barbarossa]

:sick: Who the fuck makes up that urban dictionary shit? :nono:

I bet it's ziggy

[manker]

On a serious note tho', readers.
It's always fantastic when someone new ventures into the lounge. It can be fairly daunting - especially if English isn't your first language like our new chum grimms.

It's just a shame when unabashed h4r5hists like Barbie hound them away.
Let's all touch plastic swords and hope grimms, the fairytale freelancer, comes around again soon.

[Snee]

http://www.engrish.com/image/engrish/dothejackoff.jpg

[Something Else]

Let's all touch plastic swords and hope grimms, the fairytale freelancer, comes around again soon.

Docking. http://img142.imageshack.us/img142/2868/runawayxx9.gif (http://imageshack.us)

[Barbarossa]

On a serious note tho', readers.
It's always fantastic when someone new ventures into the lounge. It can be fairly daunting - especially if English isn't your first language like our new chum grimms.

It's just a shame when unabashed h4r5hists like Barbie hound them away.
Let's all touch plastic swords and hope grimms, the fairytale freelancer, comes around again soon.

I'm going to ignore this by saying what a fecking outrage this entire post is, you pinkly besocked JOKE :ermm:

[manker]

On a serious note tho', readers.
It's always fantastic when someone new ventures into the lounge. It can be fairly daunting - especially if English isn't your first language like our new chum grimms.

It's just a shame when unabashed h4r5hists like Barbie hound them away.
Let's all touch plastic swords and hope grimms, the fairytale freelancer, comes around again soon.

I'm going to ignore this by saying what a fecking outrage this entire post is, you pinkly besocked JOKE :ermm:
You've completely misunderstood my intentions, as usually.

It was a trap so go and fight hard in your impoverished village (seriously, wtf? :blink:).

[grimms]

On a serious note tho', readers.
It's always fantastic when someone new ventures into the lounge. It can be fairly daunting - especially if English isn't your first language like our new chum grimms.

It's just a shame when unabashed h4r5hists like Barbie hound them away.
Let's all touch plastic swords and hope grimms, the fairytale freelancer, comes around again soon.

I'll come around again soon, but promise not to kill me...I guess with 33,000 posts, this will continue on, forever and ever...Ever and ever.:sleeping: Little corny witty lame jokes, Ha ha ha...Middle fingers to you too.

[FatBob]

ha ha ha ha

[manker]

On a serious note tho', readers.
It's always fantastic when someone new ventures into the lounge. It can be fairly daunting - especially if English isn't your first language like our new chum grimms.

It's just a shame when unabashed h4r5hists like Barbie hound them away.
Let's all touch plastic swords and hope grimms, the fairytale freelancer, comes around again soon.

I'll come around again soon, but promise not to kill me...I guess with 33,000 posts, this will continue on, forever and ever...Ever and ever.:sleeping: Little corny witty lame jokes, Ha ha ha...Middle fingers to you too.
Okay, I promise not to kill you :unsure:

[Something Else]

He'll be off to Bridgend before ewe get the chance. :sneaky:

[Squeamous]

On a serious note tho', readers.
It's always fantastic when someone new ventures into the lounge. It can be fairly daunting - especially if English isn't your first language like our new chum grimms.

It's just a shame when unabashed h4r5hists like Barbie hound them away.
Let's all touch plastic swords and hope grimms, the fairytale freelancer, comes around again soon.

You know what, you're right. I feel thoroughly ashamed of myself now. I hope Timbaland comes back :cry:.

[Squeamous]

*It's too late to apologise.......too late....*

[Annoyed]

A gynecologist. I like stank and clean. So it's win win.

Either that, or just anything in computers. Preferably videogames since I've been such a huge game geek for the past 20 years.

[Squeamous]

A gynecologist. I like stank and clean. So it's win win.

Either that, or just anything in computers. Preferably videogames since I've been such a huge game geek for the past 20 years.

I don't think they let you into the profession until you can spell it :noes:.

[grimms]

You know what, you're right. I feel thoroughly ashamed of myself now. I hope Timbaland comes back :cry:.

:hooray: For the biggest assclown online. You prick.:dry:

[Squeamous]

Assclown?

[ringoismynamo]

I grow trees

They don't bitch
They don't talk back
I like trees

[manker]

Assclown?Random insults are orsum.

I've always taken them to mean that the poster is unable to make his or her answer pertain to a weak point in your post - so he/she* just curses in a random fashion in the forlorn hope it covers up the lack of structured argument.




*a non-specific becomes very specific in the case of grimms. I love words.

[Biggles]

Assclown?

:idunno:

It is kind of sweet really

[grimms]

Assclown?Random insults are orsum.

I've always taken them to mean that the poster is unable to make his or her answer pertain to a weak point in your post - so he/she* just curses in a random fashion in the forlorn hope it covers up the lack of structured argument.




*a non-specific becomes very specific in the case of grimms. I love words.

Just continue to babble and rant on huh? I guess you'll never shut up. I'm straight forward. I don't care about little witty weak lines to impress the three people who actually read your post's.:dabs:

[Biggles]

Random insults are orsum.

I've always taken them to mean that the poster is unable to make his or her answer pertain to a weak point in your post - so he/she* just curses in a random fashion in the forlorn hope it covers up the lack of structured argument.




*a non-specific becomes very specific in the case of grimms. I love words.

Just continue to babble and rant on huh? I guess you'll never shut up. I'm straight forward. I don't care about little witty weak lines to impress the three people who actually read your post's.:dabs:

You tell him! The casual mis-use of the possessive apostrophe is a master touch btw. :yup:

[manker]

Just continue to babble and rant on huh? I guess you'll never shut up. I'm straight forward. I don't care about little witty weak lines to impress the three people who actually read your post's.:dabs:

You tell him! The casual mis-use of the possessive apostrophe is a master touch btw. :yup::lol:
It got to me.

Btw, Les, can't you see that this grimms chap is busy ignoring my comments as usually.
He doesn't need purists such as yourself picking him up on bad grammar as he does so.

[Biggles]

Do I detect an antipathy towards your goodself and Squeams? :shifty:

[grimms]

I'm not here to win a grammar contest or your approval dweeb. I can't take some one seriously with a name like "manker" anyways. Can't do nothing better, but pick on everyone new, who comes here to lay back and share their opinion.

[manker]

I'm not here to win a grammar contest or your approval dweeb. I can't take some one seriously with a name like "manker" anyways. Can't do nothing better, but pick on everyone new, who comes here to lay back and share their opinion.For the love of fuck, make it stop. You did that on purpose, didn't you - or have you got some kind of grudge against the humble comma.

So what's wrong with my moniker, fairytale boi.

[Barbarossa]

I think one of them fell from the line above, from between "approval" and "dweeb".

...unless you are giving away approval dweebs in some kind of competition :idunno:

[grimms]

You all just don't ever stop. Makes you feel real happy to be an "ass" inside. Doesn't it?

[Something Else]

Bob Marley - Comma, Comma (Rare Acoustic)

http://youtube.com/watch?v=jTow1_rILS0

[manker]

I think one of them fell from the line above, from between "approval" and "dweeb".

...unless you are giving away approval dweebs in some kind of competition :idunno:
Perhaps an approval dweeb is someone like the 'nice' judges on Strictly Come Dancing.
I can see Simon Cowell ordering his minions to find an approval dweeb to balance his ire so the contestants don't go all Bridgend.

:idunno:

[Barbarossa]

You all just don't ever stop. Makes you feel real happy to be an "ass" inside. Doesn't it?Don't start with the pink socks again :pinch:

[manker]

You all just don't ever stop. Makes you feel real happy to be an "ass" inside. Doesn't it?It feels orsum to the max.

Not that you'd know even if I had stopped - 'cos you're too busy ignoring me as usually.

[Biggles]

Is this dispute actually about something or is just one of those interbutt things?

[manker]

Is this dispute actually about something or is just one of those interbutt things?
Just moran baiting :dabs:

[Biggles]

Is this dispute actually about something or is just one of those interbutt things?
Just moran baiting :dabs:

Jolly good.