How much do you love me?

[100%]

For the sake of mirrors.

[frottage]

this poll should have been about me.

IT'S ALL ABOUT U ISN'T IT

;)

[lovewalrus]

everyone loves jellyfish...

[Artemis]

What kind of melt ? tuna melt ? :blink:

[peat moss]

I love you long time so voted 10 . I'm pissed tho no phone calls, PM's , chocolates . :)

[Something Else]

5 because sometimes it's love and sometimes it's hate. :eyebrows:

[peat moss]

5 because sometimes it's love and sometimes it's hate. :eyebrows:

Brown noser . :P

[brotherdoobie]

I love you unconditionally, Zed.



-bd :happy:

[SAM]

You are an adorable poster but sometimes i don't agree with some of your posts.
but no one can be perfect.
plus you have this gift with graphics same as our lovely benchez.
so yeup i like you 8/10

[Barbarossa]

plus you have this gift with graphics same as our lovely benchez.


irony, ftw :whistling

[100%]

This is simply not enough love, I need more.

[Barbarossa]

Are you having to deal with the "terrible two's" at the moment zed? 2 year old tantrums and excessive screaming and all that.

We are at the moment, some pretty bad problems where she won't hold your hand out in the street, and will run into the road and be just generally uncooperative and sometimes downright nasty to her mum, and occasionally her dad :emo:

Any tips? :unsure:

[100%]

He has developed "attitude" & discovered the alternative advantages and weaknesses of the mom & dad.
and how to play us off each other. (and yes we are stupid, fall for it)
skweeky you are in for a big time change.
Bless those that are free.

[thebazzla]

This is simply not enough love, I need more.
ok i have given you a 10 :)

[manker]

Are you having to deal with the "terrible two's" at the moment zed? 2 year old tantrums and excessive screaming and all that.

We are at the moment, some pretty bad problems where she won't hold your hand out in the street, and will run into the road and be just generally uncooperative and sometimes downright nasty to her mum, and occasionally her dad :emo:

Any tips? :unsure:
Let her run into the road - she'll soon learn not to :smilie4:
That's how we learned when it was all fields.

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I never experienced the terrible twos with my lad. I don't think we really did anything different - and certainly not better than other parents. It's just that kids have different personalities.

The main thing, I think, is to be absolutely firm about not giving in to tantrums. Toddlers only create when they want something so be unmovable as to not ever giving them whatever they're having the tantrum about.
Even if it's in a posh restaurant :pinch:

[SAM]

plus you have this gift with graphics same as our lovely benchez.


irony, ftw :whistling
she posted these images all the times and she has the gift.i can sense that.
like i sense you.cunt :)

[Barbarossa]

Yeah, I NEVER give in to tantrums, no matter where I am, but Mrs. B gets very embarrassed about them when they happen in public, thinking people are judging her mothering skills, and so will do anything to stop the carnage :dry:

Also grandparents cause complications, because they "..don't like to see her cry.." :frusty:

Still, she's not as bad as some of her toddler friends, in fact I can't help thinking that's where she's getting a lot of it from - The other kids. :dabs:

One of the other mums is hopeless at discipline, so much so that if she tells her kid off and she cries, she will give her some chocolate to make her feel better :rolleyes:

[Barbarossa]

irony, ftw :whistling
she posted these images all the times and she has the gift.i can sense that.
like i sense you.cunt :)

Nearly all the images benchez posts are somebody else's work, you thicko :dabs:

I wasn't even having a go at you. If there's something you don't understand it's best to keep quiet, rather than make a prick of yourself.

[manker]

Still, she's not as bad as some of her toddler friends, in fact I can't help thinking that's where she's getting a lot of it from - The other kids. Other kids :dry:

That is all.

[Barbarossa]

:schnauz:

Nobody disses my little angel, 'cept me! :happy:

[manker]

No, I mean like I hate other kids too. With a passion.

Little bastards.
I hear it gets worse too and they'll try to teach my kid to smoke and stuff :dabs:

[Barbarossa]

Oh we've got a grandma who will do that :wacko:

[manker]

Oh we've got a grandma who will do that :wacko:
When I say 'stuff', I mean finger girls and tell all his mates about it.

[manker]

Hopefully not til he's at least twelve or thirteen tho' :smilie4:

Perhaps older still if he's not much good at football or rugby.

[Barbarossa]

Oh we've got a grandma who will do that :wacko:
When I say 'stuff', I mean finger girls and tell all his mates about it.

I'm fairly sure she'll be able to work that out for herself when she's old enough :shutup: :ermm:

[Proper Bo]

Hopefully not til he's at least twelve or thirteen tho' :smilie4:

Perhaps older still if he's not much good at football or rugby.

Perhaps nevar if he grows up thinking that all that ghey hair stuff, pink t-shirts, silver daps and hairdresser cars are normal, like.

[manker]

Hopefully not til he's at least twelve or thirteen tho' :smilie4:

Perhaps older still if he's not much good at football or rugby.

Perhaps nevar if he grows up thinking that all that ghey hair stuff, pink t-shirts, silver daps and hairdresser cars are normal, like.
Chicks luv that kind of thing ... don't they :emo:

[manker]

Oh we've got a grandma who will do that :wacko:
When I say 'stuff', I mean finger girls and tell all his mates about it.I'm fairly sure she'll be able to work that out for herself when she's old enough :shutup: :ermm:Fuck's sake. How old is this grandma.

[Proper Bo]

ffs, you're going to make your son be a gayer.

Ewe'd better teach him how to skin an animal or something tomorrow, hopefully he can still be saved.

[manker]

ffs, you're going to make your son be a gayer.

Ewe'd better teach him how to skin an animal or something tomorrow, hopefully he can still be saved.
You're right. I let him watch Beowulf (I seem to be mentioning that film a lot, like) the other night but he started crying and wanted a cwtch within a few minutes of that monster thing pwning the Danes.

Best I set a trap for the lesbians' labrador :smilie4:

[Barbarossa]

When I say 'stuff', I mean finger girls and tell all his mates about it.I'm fairly sure she'll be able to work that out for herself when she's old enough :shutup: :ermm:Fuck's sake. How old is this grandma.

Hahahaha you've fallen into my trap as usually, you approval dweeb, makes you feel real happy to be inside an "ass". Doesn't it?

[manker]

:schnauz:

Chavis will be gutted that he missed grimms.
Wonder if he's pwned his missus into submission yet http://www.msgweb.nl/emoticons/50_50.gif

[Proper Bo]

ffs, you're going to make your son be a gayer.

Ewe'd better teach him how to skin an animal or something tomorrow, hopefully he can still be saved.
You're right. I let him watch Beowulf (I seem to be mentioning that film a lot, like) the other night but he started crying and wanted a cwtch within a few minutes of that monster thing pwning the Danes.

Best I set a trap for the lesbians' labrador :smilie4:

Make him watch loads of fillums with shootings/beatings/stabbings/explosions/bewbs too.:yup: