whats everyone worth in bed

[snowultra]

i got 1065.

http://hellarity.us/in-bed/

[tesco]

10 billion

[Biggles]

1071

:dry: I think Tesco cheated

[CrabGirl]

I got $1163. Apparently the average is $215.11

I'm quite happy with that.

[Proper Bo]

1071

:dry: I think Tesco cheated

maybe he's using canadiaian dollars:unsure:

[Something Else]

A brazzilion. :smilie4:

[kaffeine]

http://xs225.xs.to/xs225/08123/gd.php913.jpg

:01:

[DKre8ive1]

I can be had for the bargain price of $979 per hour. :lol:

[Squeamous]

I got 1239. What I lost out on in sexual health I made up for in orientation :unsure:.

[Skiz]

http://img152.imageshack.us/img152/759/gdxi7.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

[J-dye]

am too sexy for the test

[Something Else]

http://img156.imageshack.us/img156/7377/gdtv2.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

:emo:

[Barbarossa]

Priceless

[Something Else]

Hoi barb. How can I shrink the filesize of this enough for sig purposes. :unsure:

http://img246.imageshack.us/img246/3236/fgjfgjrfxx1.gif (http://imageshack.us)

[manker]

http://www.hellarity.us/in-bed/quiz/gd3.php?cost=1,255
http://www.hellarity.us/in-bed/quiz/gd5.php?cost=1,255
http://www.hellarity.us/in-bed/quiz/gd.php?cost=1,255
http://www.hellarity.us/in-bed/quiz/gd4.php?cost=1,255
http://www.hellarity.us/in-bed/quiz/gd2.php?cost=1,255

[Barbarossa]

Hoi barb. How can I shrink the filesize of this enough for sig purposes. :unsure:

http://img246.imageshack.us/img246/3236/fgjfgjrfxx1.gif (http://imageshack.us)

Reduce to 8 colours

http://img150.imageshack.us/img150/7502/fgjfgjrfxx2vq5.gif

[Something Else]

Genius. Thx mate. :smilie4:

[Quarter]

I'm worth 1337$.
:naughty:

[kallieb]

$1163/hr.

hmmm....Interesting questions. I find they don't expect much.

[kloot]

http://www.hellarity.us/in-bed/quiz/gd.php?cost=1,117

^^price is negotiable :D

[Mr. Mulder]

secks in a bed? how very dull :snooty:

[Squeamous]

http://www.hellarity.us/in-bed/quiz/gd3.php?cost=1,255
http://www.hellarity.us/in-bed/quiz/gd5.php?cost=1,255
http://www.hellarity.us/in-bed/quiz/gd.php?cost=1,255
http://www.hellarity.us/in-bed/quiz/gd4.php?cost=1,255
http://www.hellarity.us/in-bed/quiz/gd2.php?cost=1,255

So what you're saying, is if we made the beast with two backs it would only cost me $16? Bargain!

[Biggles]

http://www.hellarity.us/in-bed/quiz/gd3.php?cost=1,255
http://www.hellarity.us/in-bed/quiz/gd5.php?cost=1,255
http://www.hellarity.us/in-bed/quiz/gd.php?cost=1,255
http://www.hellarity.us/in-bed/quiz/gd4.php?cost=1,255
http://www.hellarity.us/in-bed/quiz/gd2.php?cost=1,255

So what you're saying, is if we made the beast with two backs it would only cost me $16? Bargain!

Manker been at the Viagra again?

:unsure:

[manker]

I don't charge for the initial encounter, Squeams.
Firstly, you'll be introduced to an orally administered gateway drug, and only once you're hooked do I charge for the full grade A package.

Your enquiry has come at a good time too 'cos I was all set with Skweeky til she got all pregnant and gunky. So you definitely have an opening in which I'd be interested :smilie4:

[manker]

double post :dabs:

[Biggles]

double post :dabs:

double openings? :unsure:

[manker]

double post :dabs:

double openings? :unsure:
If I need a lovely assistant, I'll blooming well ask, Ms. McGee :snooty:

[Biggles]

double openings? :unsure:
If I need a lovely assistant, I'll blooming well ask, Ms. McGee :snooty:


:ermm: I feel desperately misunderstood

but relieved in light of that misunderstanding that the answer was no.

[bornwithnoname]

how does one price perfection??

[manker]

how does one price perfection??
Is nice of you to genuflect in this manner but I in no way describe the service I offer as perfect.

I have been told it's bloody good, however.

[Snee]

You know, in many countries commas are used in lieu of decimal points.

True story.

[thebazzla]

i under achieved as usual :happy:

[Squeamous]

If I need a lovely assistant, I'll blooming well ask, Ms. McGee :snooty:


:ermm: I feel desperately misunderstood

but relieved in light of that misunderstanding that the answer was no.

Me too......I don't think I could afford you both :unsure:.

[Squeamous]

I don't charge for the initial encounter, Squeams.
Firstly, you'll be introduced to an orally administered gateway drug, and only once you're hooked do I charge for the full grade A package.

Your enquiry has come at a good time too 'cos I was all set with Skweeky til she got all pregnant and gunky. So you definitely have an opening in which I'd be interested :smilie4:

It's not barbed like a dog's widger is it?? :O

[Biggles]

I don't charge for the initial encounter, Squeams.
Firstly, you'll be introduced to an orally administered gateway drug, and only once you're hooked do I charge for the full grade A package.

Your enquiry has come at a good time too 'cos I was all set with Skweeky til she got all pregnant and gunky. So you definitely have an opening in which I'd be interested :smilie4:

It's not barbed like a dog's widger is it?? :O

:O I thought they just swell up a bit :ermm: that puts a whole different complexion on some Swedish naturalist pictures I saw many moons ago :unsure:

[Biggles]

You know, in many countries commas are used in lieu of decimal points.

True story.

That seems wrong in so many ways. Commas are for thousands. :ermm:

[Squeamous]

:O I thought they just swell up a bit :ermm: that puts a whole different complexion on some Swedish naturalist pictures I saw many moons ago :unsure:

Nah, they're hooked....they sort of clamp the female so she can't shake him off. To be honest though I'm not really an expert....maybe Manker can exlain it better than I can? :yup:

[Snee]

I thought it was cats wot had the barbed ones :unsure:

Hence all the screaming and that. Stupid cat-bastards :dry:

[Squeamous]

Here you go:

http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/2997

I hope you appreciate what I had to see to get that link. And now 'Dog penis' is in the Google search bar for my OH to find :O.

[manker]

I don't charge for the initial encounter, Squeams.
Firstly, you'll be introduced to an orally administered gateway drug, and only once you're hooked do I charge for the full grade A package.

Your enquiry has come at a good time too 'cos I was all set with Skweeky til she got all pregnant and gunky. So you definitely have an opening in which I'd be interested :smilie4:

It's not barbed like a dog's widger is it?? :OI say 'oral' and you immediately think of a BJ, rather than my tongue. Even tho' it's supposed to be a service that I'm providing.

You're fucking orsum, you are.
Big Les is a lucky man.

[Horatiu]

It sais 1010, but i'm willing to make a discount.
Depends on the person.

[WarrenBuffet]

http://i30.tinypic.com/16a7dhg.jpg

[vinny73]

http://pix.nofrag.com/8/b/3/8455f4ea1d67eac6f69d050014cf0.jpg (http://pix.nofrag.com/8/b/3/8455f4ea1d67eac6f69d050014cf0.html)


i'm cheap and nasty me. yay! :D

[Biggles]

It's not barbed like a dog's widger is it?? :OI say 'oral' and you immediately think of a BJ, rather than my tongue. Even tho' it's supposed to be a service that I'm providing.

You're fucking orsum, you are.
Big Les is a lucky man.

:unsure:

[Septimus]

872 quite cheapfile:///C:/DOCUME%7E1/ADMINI%7E1/CONFIG%7E1/Temp/moz-screenshot.jpgfile:///C:/DOCUME%7E1/ADMINI%7E1/CONFIG%7E1/Temp/moz-screenshot.jpgfile:///C:/DOCUME%7E1/ADMINI%7E1/CONFIG%7E1/Temp/moz-screenshot-1.jpg

[Squeamous]

I say 'oral' and you immediately think of a BJ, rather than my tongue. Even tho' it's supposed to be a service that I'm providing.

You're fucking orsum, you are.
Big Les is a lucky man.

It's just that upon health and safety self-assessment I decided it was prudent to seal that whole area off. I lost a man in there once. I'll never forgive myself, he had a family and everything :cry:.

[Squeamous]

I say 'oral' and you immediately think of a BJ, rather than my tongue. Even tho' it's supposed to be a service that I'm providing.

You're fucking orsum, you are.
Big Les is a lucky man.

:unsure:

Come to momma! :naughty:

[J-dye]

872 quite cheapfile:///C:/DOCUME%7E1/ADMINI%7E1/CONFIG%7E1/Temp/moz-screenshot.jpgfile:///C:/DOCUME%7E1/ADMINI%7E1/CONFIG%7E1/Temp/moz-screenshot.jpgfile:///C:/DOCUME%7E1/ADMINI%7E1/CONFIG%7E1/Temp/moz-screenshot-1.jpg

admini :glag:

:ghey:

[Hairbautt]

872 quite cheapfile:///C:/DOCUME%7E1/ADMINI%7E1/CONFIG%7E1/Temp/moz-screenshot.jpgfile:///C:/DOCUME%7E1/ADMINI%7E1/CONFIG%7E1/Temp/moz-screenshot.jpgfile:///C:/DOCUME%7E1/ADMINI%7E1/CONFIG%7E1/Temp/moz-screenshot-1.jpg
Don't think you did it right...

[saqib]

a girl . hehehe

[tralalala]

1148 Ftw :01:

[Biggles]

:unsure:

Come to momma! :naughty:

Who can resist the eyebrows of temptation?

[Hairbautt]

Resistance is futile.

[Squeamous]

It would take a beefcake of Herculean proportions to escape my eyebrows right now :unsure:.

[C-mos]

$216.2

[Biggles]

It would take a beefcake of Herculean proportions to escape my eyebrows right now :unsure:.

You been drinking hare restorer for Easter?

Minimalistic did you claim to be diseased pygmy or something else?