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manker
03-20-2008, 11:51 AM
So why is AllenS holding his little finger out like that.

http://img393.imageshack.us/img393/1922/allensma1.jpg

Barbarossa
03-20-2008, 11:55 AM
I think he's as posh as fuck. How else could be afford to be unemployed for 19 years. He's clearly been living on handouts from mama and papa, and living in the East Wing of the ancestral family home in Berkshire.

Vote posh as fuck. Yes.

manker
03-20-2008, 11:58 AM
I think he's as posh as fuck. How else could be afford to be unemployed for 19 years. He's clearly been living on handouts from mama and papa, and living in the East Wing of the ancestral family home in Berkshire.

Vote posh as fuck. Yes.
:o You're right.
I knew this line of enquiry would throw up results, I just never realised how soon we'd get to the facts.

He posted pics of his Wii in the other thread, how does someone who has been unemployed for 23 years afford one of those contraptions :smilie4:

CrabGirl
03-20-2008, 12:06 PM
Awwww. Don't be harsh. It's for stability whilst holding the camera as he has a disproportionally large thumb to pinky ratio.

I get the same thing when holding wine glasses at tastings and I'm neither posh, unemployed nor gay.

manker
03-20-2008, 12:09 PM
I get the same thing when holding wine glasses at tastings and I'm neither posh, unemployed nor gay.
But you do tend toward gentle anal rimming whilst masturbating.

Mr. Mulder
03-20-2008, 12:14 PM
i think he's just edukaeted as fuck, look at all those books and stuffs, he probably knows everything ever. :o

manker
03-20-2008, 12:18 PM
I wonder if he knows whether Kate will get together with Sawyer and tell Jack to back the fuck right off like she should have done ages ago.

He probably does, you know :eyebrows:

thebazzla
03-20-2008, 01:13 PM
i thinks that he has got that habit from all the earl grey that he drinks.

Mr JP Fugley
03-20-2008, 03:23 PM
Posh as fuck, there's no doubt.

How else could he be unemployed for 27 years and still afford all of the boys toys.

Horatiu
03-20-2008, 03:38 PM
He's clearly poiting at the ceiling cat, no doubt :sleep:

Alien5
03-20-2008, 04:48 PM
I'm posh compared to whom? :blink:

so all of you lot are lower class scum then? :01:

manker
03-20-2008, 05:03 PM
I'm posh compared to whom? :blink:

so all of you lot are lower class scum then? :01:
So what has enabled you to live in luxury despite the unemployment for 29 years thing - does your family's money come from the negro slave trade or Taiwanese child labour.

It's normally one or t'other with the Berkshire idle rich.

Alien5
03-20-2008, 05:05 PM
Im hactually very very very poor...usually...

my parents are not wealthy either...

neither were their parents before them...

or their parents...

or their parents...

or their parents...

the pinkie finger was just something that happened naturally. :idunno:

manker
03-20-2008, 05:19 PM
But poor in comparison with what. The idle rich have a different set of values.
The lower class scum that pervade the bored would feel that the monthly allowance which your parents bestow upon you would feed their family of sixteen for a year.

And they'd be right :smilie4:

C-mos
03-20-2008, 05:31 PM
leave the man alone :cry::cry::cry:

:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

Alien5
03-20-2008, 05:43 PM
Research has shown that a massive proportion of those who get sudden large sums of money, for example, from lotteries or inheritance, are almost guaranteed to loose it all very quickly. thats because inside they still feel poor. In psychology, this is referred to as the 'the Pygmalion effect', or the 'self-fulfilling prophecy'...

i admit that recently i had a large sum of money, but its almost all been spent on luxurys. :snooty:

so feck orf.

chalice
03-20-2008, 06:39 PM
He read all that in one of his posh bewks.

Us plebes don't have the money to access that kind of info.

Btw, Allen, why have you got a sofa for a desk? Your keyboard is precariously balanced. Which explains much actuarly.

skishoe
03-20-2008, 06:48 PM
i see white hair

Alien5
03-20-2008, 06:49 PM
sofa chair...any fool can be uncomfortable.

skishoe
03-20-2008, 06:53 PM
i also see a mummified body

skishoe
03-20-2008, 06:57 PM
look at the hand , looks like plastic :D

http://www.fashionstyleandclothes.co.uk/images/cf-images/october13-1.jpg

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