Today a lesson was learnt.

[CrabGirl]

The following combinations of foodstuffs are a bit manky.

Mustard and Squirty Cream
Marmite and Squirty Cream
Mustard and Sprinkles
Marmite and Sprinkles
Mustard and Toffee Sauce.


Aero Hot Chocolate with squirty cream, sprinkles and a whole flake dissolved into it is lush, but sends you mental.

[Mr JP Fugley]

The following combinations of foodstuffs are a bit manky.

Mustard and Squirty Cream
Marmite and Squirty Cream
Mustard and Sprinkles
Marmite and Sprinkles
Mustard and Toffee Sauce.


Aero Hot Chocolate with squirty cream, sprinkles and a whole flake dissolved into it is lush, but sends you mental.

I take it you indulged in the latter prior to the experimentation with the formers.

[CrabGirl]

I indulged in the former before the latter, enjoyed the latter, which gave me further ideas for the former. So the latter was neatly sandwiched between two halves of the former.

[Mr JP Fugley]

I indulged in the former before the latter, enjoyed the latter, which gave me further ideas for the former. So the latter was neatly sandwiched between two halves of the former.

It's an age old story.

[chalice]

I indulged in the former before the latter, enjoyed the latter, which gave me further ideas for the former. So the latter was neatly sandwiched between two halves of the former.

Semantic fantastique.

That's all greekish ta moi, loike.

Still, noice.

[CrabGirl]

The latter.

http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a324/FayJones/chock.jpg

I have no pics of the former.

[Mr JP Fugley]

How's your pancreas feeling.

[CrabGirl]

I experienced what it known as an immense sugar high, accompanied by mental behaviour. This was followed by nausea, tiredness and apathy. I am currently drinking wine.
I do not know how my Pancreas feels as I do not have enough mental awareness of my internal organs to locate any pancreatic sensation. My Islets of Langerhans are probably in overdrive though.

[Mr JP Fugley]

So basically you have made yourself into a big wean, misbehaving because you have eaten so much sugar you have run mad.

In addition if you live thro' the night there's every prospect you will have type 1 diabetes

[Alien5]

spill·age

[CrabGirl]

So basically you have made yourself into a big wean, misbehaving because you have eaten so much sugar you have run mad.

In addition if you live thro' the night there's every prospect you will have type 1 diabetes

The worst thing is I rarely eat sugar so the effects are quite extraordinary.

The worst worst thing is that I am now currently eating Chinese. Hot and Sour soups and chilli and garlic prawns. :pinch:

[Mr JP Fugley]

So basically you have made yourself into a big wean, misbehaving because you have eaten so much sugar you have run mad.

In addition if you live thro' the night there's every prospect you will have type 1 diabetes

The worst thing is I rarely eat sugar so the effects are quite extraordinary.

The worst worst thing is that I am now currently eating Chinese. Hot and Sour soups and chilli and garlic prawns. :pinch:

Your digestive system, to say nothing of your endocrine system must think that some crazed mental has taken control of your body.

If you're still off the fags your body forgives you though.

[Mr. Mulder]

The latter.

http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a324/FayJones/chock.jpg

I have no pics of the former.
that looks like sex in a mug.

[Mr JP Fugley]

The latter.

http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a324/FayJones/chock.jpg

I have no pics of the former.
that looks like sex in a mug.

Only if you are Dan and the mug (not Dan) is in a pub car park.

[Mr. Mulder]

1 man and a cup?

[Mr JP Fugley]

1 man and a cup?

:glag::earl:

[CrabGirl]

The worst thing is I rarely eat sugar so the effects are quite extraordinary.

The worst worst thing is that I am now currently eating Chinese. Hot and Sour soups and chilli and garlic prawns. :pinch:

Your digestive system, to say nothing of your endocrine system must think that some crazed mental has taken control of your body.

If you're still off the fags your body forgives you though.


My digestive system loves me as do my lungs. I am one with my organs and that crazed mental is me. I am either in a state of perfect zen, or I am drunk on sugar, wine and monosodium glutimate. Either way, I feel great.

[Mr JP Fugley]

Your digestive system, to say nothing of your endocrine system must think that some crazed mental has taken control of your body.

If you're still off the fags your body forgives you though.


My digestive system loves me as do my lungs. I am one with my organs and that crazed mental is me. I am either in a state of perfect zen, or I am drunk on sugar, wine and monosodium glutimate. Either way, I feel great.

Mon the wee Greek burds. :01:

Sorry to be a wee tad churlish, given your current state of enlightenment, sugar induced or otherwise however is "perfect zen" not a bit tautological.

[CrabGirl]

The latter.

http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a324/FayJones/chock.jpg

I have no pics of the former.
that looks like sex in a mug.

Ohh baby, it was sex in a mug indeed, gorgeous, smooth, creamy chocolatey goodness which caressed your tongue and slipped down your throat like nectar.

When you reached the last inch or so of liquid, almost the whole of the melted flake had amalgamated into a thick creamy layer which I had to eat by dipping my finger into the cup.

Fuck me it was good.

[Mr JP Fugley]

that looks like sex in a mug.

Ohh baby, it was sex in a mug indeed, gorgeous, smooth, creamy chocolatey goodness which caressed your tongue and slipped down your throat like nectar.

When you reached the last inch or so of liquid, almost the whole of the melted flake had amalgamated into a thick creamy layer which I had to eat by dipping my finger into the cup.

Fuck me it was good.

I just came.

[Mr. Mulder]

that looks like sex in a mug.

Ohh baby, it was sex in a mug indeed, gorgeous, smooth, creamy chocolatey goodness which caressed your tongue and slipped down your throat like nectar.

When you reached the last inch or so of liquid, almost the whole of the melted flake had amalgamated into a thick creamy layer which I had to eat by dipping my finger into the cup.

Fuck me it was good.
i haven't had sex in three months :mellow:

[Mr JP Fugley]

I also just realised that Chebus is using CrabBurd's account. :sick:

[Mr JP Fugley]

Ohh baby, it was sex in a mug indeed, gorgeous, smooth, creamy chocolatey goodness which caressed your tongue and slipped down your throat like nectar.

When you reached the last inch or so of liquid, almost the whole of the melted flake had amalgamated into a thick creamy layer which I had to eat by dipping my finger into the cup.

Fuck me it was good.
i haven't had sex in three months :mellow:

Which three.

[CrabGirl]

My digestive system loves me as do my lungs. I am one with my organs and that crazed mental is me. I am either in a state of perfect zen, or I am drunk on sugar, wine and monosodium glutimate. Either way, I feel great.

Mon the wee Greek burds. :01:

Sorry to be a wee tad churlish, given your current state of enlightenment, sugar induced or otherwise however is "perfect zen" not a bit tautological.

Yes it is, probably, I think, maybe?

If perfection is the best a thing can be, then right now that is me. It might not be the best that can exist, because I am human and thus fatally flawed but it's the best I can reach right now. All internal conflicts are balanced nicely, and I have no raging insecurities or nagging neuroses. :happy:

[CrabGirl]

I also just realised that Chebus is using CrabBurd's account. :sick:

Chebus doesn't like chocolate. Fucking weirdo. :frusty:

[Skweeky]

I reckon JP is a burd after his 'I came ' confession. Only a woman...

It does look completely and utterly delicious though. Unfortunately , at the moment, the only thing my body doesn't seem to repulse is red meat. Teh chocolate is a big no no at the mo mo :cry:

[Mr JP Fugley]

I reckon JP is a burd after his 'I came ' confession. Only a woman...


Don't act it, you knew I was a burd all along.

[Skweeky]

A cuckoo?

[Mr JP Fugley]

Bless you.