Students Are :

[J'Pol]

Students are :

0 Feckin Parasites

0 Lazy Useless Bar Stewards

0 Cork Suckers

0 Our Future

0 Other - Please specify.

[3rd gen noob]

the top two i'd say

and it's nice to see the real JPaul

[MetroStars]

Feckin Parasites, thats me

[Gemby!]

i would like to answer this poll thing :)

[fugley]

Originally posted by JPaul@4 August 2003 - 21:29
Students are :

0 Feckin Parasites

0 Lazy Useless Bar Stewards

0 Cork Suckers

0 Our Future

0 Other - Please specify.
They aint dat fuckin good!!!!!!!

[TheDave]

lazy useless bar stewards

[3rd gen noob]

Originally posted by MetroStars@4 August 2003 - 22:31
Feckin Parasites, thats me
the worst thing is that it's illegal

good fun though...:P

[fugley]

I want to stabb them all then set fire to em!!! Then feck the up the arse! :ph34r:

[3rd gen noob]

Originally posted by fugley@4 August 2003 - 22:35
I want to stabb them all then set fire to em!!! Then feck the up the arse! :ph34r:
should i take that as my cue to hide then...?

[TheDave]

i think im a student, if they let me go back to college

[Gemby!]

they are the future !! seeing as when the old folk die then they will be the survivors.... :blink:

[J'Pol]

Originally posted by fugley@4 August 2003 - 22:35
I want to stabb them all then set fire to em!!! Then feck the up the arse! :ph34r:
That may possibly be a wee bit harsh.

Can we await the poll result before the pyromaniac, necrophiliac buggery begins.

BTW I'm not taking crispy seconds.

[DarthInsinuate]

my brother's a student (actually so am i) - i'll say we are parasites

we couldn't be lazy useless bar stewards because noone would give us jobs

[bigboab]

Necessary to keep lecturers in a job!

[TheDave]

i used to work in a pub as the chefs scapegoat

[bigboab]

Hope he wasn't into bestiality!

[vivitron 15]

i resent the second one...Im a student on summer holiday (about halfway through now...had 2 1/2 months, 2 to go) and i wanted a job over the summer; but no-one would have me :( i even got out of bed one day to look&#33;&#33; <_<

[WeeMouse]

:lol:

THey&#39;re all lazy so-and-sos&#33;&#33;&#33; :P

Especially ones who are to study at Strathclyde Uni........ :D

[J'Pol]

I meant University Students.

Not Poly students.

[3rd gen noob]

Originally posted by JPaul@4 August 2003 - 23:26
I meant University Students.

Not Poly students.
for once being a strathy uni student actually saves me...:P

[TheDave]

a mod&#33; quick get back to your seats

[balamm]

All of the above.

[bigboab]

Sorry JP I disagree about Poly students. From August to Christmas they are exactly the same. Then the majority of them disappear either because they have got the full grant or the program starts to get a wee bit harder. Like computer students who get introduced to programming and the following week the class has halved in size.

[the_faceman]

i would agree with balamm, it depends on the individual student. and Strathclyde Uni is one of the best in Scotland, but it really depends for what degree it is.

[bigboab]

Sorry JP I disagree about Poly students. From August to Christmas they are exactly the same. Then the majority of them disappear either because they have got the full grant or the program starts to get a wee bit harder. Like computer students who get introduced to programming and the following week the class has halved in size. Because they have to think for themselves.

[3rd gen noob]

Originally posted by the_faceman@4 August 2003 - 23:38
i would agree with balamm, it depends on the individual student. and Strathclyde Uni is one of the best in Scotland, but it really depends for what degree it is.
well, i&#39;m doing chemistry at strathy, however, if the Poly status gets me out of being called a lazy parasite, or whatever, i&#39;m not gonna argue...:P

[the_faceman]

did u ever get that guy doing physical chemistry, with the zig-zag jumpers. he was soooooo boring, people used to sneak out every time he turned his back, from room R667.

[3rd gen noob]

Originally posted by the_faceman@4 August 2003 - 23:43
did u ever get that guy doing physical chemistry, with the zig-zag jumpers. he was soooooo boring, people used to sneak out every time he turned his back, from room R667.
Dr Whewhell i think he&#39;s called

that guy is sooo boring.
i mean physical chem isn&#39;t exactly the most exciting subject, but come on...

he also sounds like wallace from wallace and gromit a little

p.s. does that mean you&#39;ve done chem at strathy then?

[the_faceman]

yup.

[3rd gen noob]

i was thinking about doing chem engineering, but apparently there&#39;s a lot more maths involved

as maths isn&#39;t exactly my strongest subject, i decided against...

[bigboab]

Surely Whewhell isn&#39;t his real name&#33; If so why have the Mods allowed it to be printed in this Forum? Isn&#39;t there legal problems here?

[3rd gen noob]

Originally posted by bigboab@4 August 2003 - 23:58
Surely Whewhell isn&#39;t his real name&#33; If so why have the Mods allowed it to be printed in this Forum? Isn&#39;t there legal problems here?
i hadn&#39;t thought of that, but that is his real name

[bigboab]

NOOB you have a habit of making speling mistakes. I think you meant PHEW HELL&#33;

[bigboab]

I made one L of a spelling mistake there&#33; :rolleyes:

[3rd gen noob]

Originally posted by bigboab@5 August 2003 - 00:05
NOOB you have a habit of making speling mistakes. I think you meant PHEW HELL&#33;
:lol:

sounds about right...

[the_faceman]

that arnie pic cracks me up

[3rd gen noob]

Originally posted by the_faceman@5 August 2003 - 00:07
that arnie pic cracks me up
thanks :D

i&#39;m trying to make a new one for my avatar, but it&#39;s quite a pain getting it down to acceptable size :(

[Proper Bo]

Does this cover college students too, or is it just uni? I&#39;m goin into 6th form for me a-levels which involves me getting up evry mornin, goin to college for the day and then work at night. Would that still clasify me as lazy?

[the_faceman]

this ok? 80x58.
http://www.chinkii.com/uploads/album/guys/T3v.gif

http://www.chinkii.com/uploads/album/guys/T3v.gif

[bigboab]

No BO I dont think this applies to hard working students. Most hard working students get pissed off with the disruptive element who do not or will not work toward academic achievement, yet for some mysterious reason some of them do achieve awards. I know when I got my Diploma I could have thrown it in the river because I knew people who got the same award and were incapable of living up to the qualification. I suppose thats life&#33; But when they get a job and are found out and you attempt to get that job you are classed as the same as them if you are from have the same award from the same College/Uni. There thats off my chest now. :rolleyes:

[lynx]

Originally posted by Proper Bo, I tell thee@5 August 2003 - 00:15
Does this cover college students too, or is it just uni? I&#39;m goin into 6th form for me a-levels which involves me getting up evry mornin, goin to college for the day and then work at night. Would that still clasify me as lazy?
No that doesn&#39;t classify you as lazy.

But you&#39;re still a lazy bar steward. :P

[3rd gen noob]

Originally posted by the_faceman@5 August 2003 - 00:18
this ok? 80x58.
http://www.chinkii.com/uploads/album/guys/T3v.gif

http://www.chinkii.com/uploads/album/guys/T3v.gif
thanks for putting the work in, but what i&#39;m trying to do is to create a small animated gif of arnie when he moves his head left and right

i&#39;ve got one working, but it&#39;s about 300k just now

i should have it finished sometime tonight/tomorrow morning

thanks anyway though, and sorry for wasting your time

[the_faceman]

no problem, it only took about 40 seconds to do that, and most of it was loading paint shop pro lol.

good luck with the .gif

[neil1967]

oh dear.
dunno how uni students could be called parasites when living off a LOAN thats got to be paid back.

[the_faceman]

that&#39;s true, and although the rates are good, i&#39;ve already clocked up about £800 in interest alone.

[kAb]

Did the mods give JPaul the ability to post polls? :blink: :unsure: :ermm: :ph34r:

[3rd gen noob]

Originally posted by kAb@5 August 2003 - 02:20
Did the mods give JPaul the ability to post polls? :blink: :unsure: :ermm: :ph34r:
no, JPaul asked for this poll by starting a new topic

then balamm added the poll afterwards

[J'Pol]

Lookin at the poll standings it&#39;s quite obvious that this place is inhabited by students (and teachers).

That explains so much.

[3rd gen noob]

Originally posted by JPaul@5 August 2003 - 08:26
Lookin at the poll standings it&#39;s quite obvious that this place is inhabited by students (and teachers).

That explains so much.
i voted for "Lazy Useless Bar Stewards"

[Nimdock]

Of course, it explains why this place is so great.

[Celerystalksme]

Im a lazy dole bluding son of a b&#33;tch uni student...

[titey]

Originally posted by JPaul@5 August 2003 - 02:26
Lookin at the poll standings it&#39;s quite obvious that this place is inhabited by students (and teachers).
Yes, but the rest of us are responsible grown-ups.http://www.ml20.nowinbeta.org/smilies/tomaatit.gif

[bigboab]

Thought that the red berets would have come down on these parasites :D

[J'Pol]

That&#39;s just teacher type talk.

Hoist by your own petard methinks.

[bigboab]

Para sites JP :D

[J'Pol]

How remarkably oblique,

What did you lech in, if the question is not too impertinent.

[Bender]

Thanks for the great poll, JPaul, we were waiting for that one.

I voted Other - Please specify.,because I think it needs to be specified more. :huh:

[bigboab]

Earlier computing related subjects:-

Pascal,Cobol,Assembly,&#39;C&#39;,Batch Files, MS-DOS, Software Packages
Systems Analysis. from time of Tape Driven machines to Introduction of CD drives
and WINDOWS
Systems Analysis. HNC and below.

[J'Pol]

Originally posted by bigboab@5 August 2003 - 18:45
Earlier computing related subjects:-

Pascal,Cobol,Assembly,&#39;C&#39;,Batch Files, MS-DOS, Software Packages
Systems Analysis. from time of Tape Driven machines to Introduction of CD drives
and WINDOWS
Systems Analysis. HNC and below.
So you are a big fan of crosswords then.

[J'Pol]

Originally posted by Bender@5 August 2003 - 18:44
Thanks for the great poll, JPaul, we were waiting for that one.

I voted Other - Please specify.,because I think it needs to be specified more. :huh:
At least it has highlighted the large number of students and lecherers on the board.

[bigboab]

Quizwords not crosswords(Or cross words) and, no, I never ever did one during a class&#33; Too busy pulling out my hair. Especially when someone says to you
"How can I tell what I don&#39;t understand, when I dont understand what I don&#39;t understand~

[james_bond_rulez]

students are my sex slaves? :o :D

[bigboab]

Sorry I was not into Bondage :D

[J'Pol]

Originally posted by bigboab@5 August 2003 - 19:04
Quizwords not crosswords(Or cross words) and, no, I never ever did one during a class&#33; Too busy pulling out my hair. Especially when someone says to you
"How can I tell what I don&#39;t understand, when I dont understand what I don&#39;t understand~
I knew you involved yourself in some sort of cryptic past-time.

It certainly wasn&#39;t teaching DOS to bloody students that made you such a wordsmith.

Is it true that QDOS actually stands (stood) for Quite Dirty Operating System. Or is that just an urban myth.

[bigboab]

No an urban myth is an unmarried urban miss :D

Actually I never acheived KU-DOS :(

Q1 Disk Operating System(QDOS) developed for and used mostly on Sinclair 68&#39;s.
I never really had much dealings with it.
Quick and Dirty Operating System(QDOS) - Forerunner of MS-DOS. I cant remember using this version either. But then I suffer from old timers disease&#33; :angry:

[thewizeard]

Like this one?

[J'Pol]

Exactly