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Something Else
03-23-2008, 02:46 AM
Would you doink her muff. :unsure:
http://img526.imageshack.us/img526/2274/vordermanc1hv7.jpg (http://imageshack.us)
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Mr JP Fugley
03-23-2008, 11:05 AM
I suppose I would but I definitely wouldn't post pics.
Alien5
03-23-2008, 11:13 AM
Is that Mankers Mum?
M.M.I.L.F
Mr. Mulder
03-23-2008, 11:22 AM
i'd hit it but i'd treat her like shit in the morning.
Mr JP Fugley
03-23-2008, 11:27 AM
i'd hit it but i'd treat her like shit in the morning.
http://techdigest.tv/Carol_Vorderman-thumb.jpg
chalice
03-23-2008, 11:56 AM
http://photos5.flickr.com/5401600_c1684a6566.jpg
Definitely would not.
Would do Suzy Dent, though. The internets has no good pics of her though.
http://www.burrow.u-net.com/burrow/Limerick/Countdwn/Suzy.JPG
Mr JP Fugley
03-23-2008, 12:01 PM
http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20060719093005AA8Q74x
Look, let's be honest. We'd prefer Dent, but Vorderman would let you go up the Gary. And possibly Wolfbagging.
chalice
03-23-2008, 12:02 PM
http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20060719093005AA8Q74x
Look, let's be honest. We'd prefer Dent, but Vorderman would let you go up the Gary. And possibly Wolfbagging.
:lol::lol::lol:
She can guard my dictionary any time.
Mr. Mulder
03-23-2008, 12:02 PM
i like that blonde property developing milf, she's got smut written all over her.
Alien5
03-23-2008, 12:03 PM
http://photos5.flickr.com/5401600_c1684a6566.jpg
she looks like a Gypsy in that one :blink:
Mr JP Fugley
03-23-2008, 12:05 PM
It's her baps, ya feak, nothing more than that.
http://www.homesgofast.com/article_images/sarah_beeny.jpg
Mr. Mulder
03-23-2008, 12:07 PM
It's her baps, ya feak, nothing more than that.
http://www.homesgofast.com/article_images/sarah_beeny.jpg
oh hells yeah. she looks dog rough in that pic but slap a bit of make-up on her. and she looks better with longer hair.
check out those jugs :smilie4:
Alien5
03-23-2008, 12:14 PM
Those are tree's :eyebrows:
Mr JP Fugley
03-23-2008, 12:25 PM
http://members.fortunecity.com/noops050/sarah_beenie001.jpg
I never heard about her. :ermm:
kloot
03-23-2008, 01:16 PM
I would doink Carol Vorderman because shes famous, even if she wasn't.
giggity.
Mr JP Fugley
03-23-2008, 01:17 PM
I never heard about her. :ermm:
Sorry, that was terribly remiss of me.
Look here (http://www.channel4.com/4homes/ontv/presenters/sarah_beeny.html) for more details.
Get back to me if you need further information.
Mr. Mulder
03-23-2008, 01:21 PM
sarah beeny? more like sarah spunk all over her face!1
Mr. Mulder
03-23-2008, 01:23 PM
tell you who else is off the telly and would totally get it in the bum, fern cotton (not to be confused with fern britain)
http://www.ferncotton.co.uk/fearne%20cotton%207.jpg
Squeamous
03-23-2008, 01:31 PM
Would you doink her muff. :unsure:
'Doink'?
I would have thought the biggest obstacle for you would be the restraining order :unsure:.
Mr JP Fugley
03-23-2008, 02:08 PM
tell you who else is off the telly and would totally get it in the bum, fern cotton (not to be confused with fern britain)
Have you ever considered the vagina (front bottom)as an alternate entry point. Or does your unfeasibly small penis not receive the requisite degree of stimulation.
Skweeky
03-23-2008, 02:20 PM
:lol:
I reckon it has more to do with his fear of reproducing.
Mr JP Fugley
03-23-2008, 03:05 PM
:lol:
I reckon it has more to do with his fear of reproducing.
Good point, well presented.
Stick to arse action Mulder, we cant risk even the slightest possibility that you're not a jaffa.
Skweeky
03-23-2008, 03:27 PM
:fear:
Mr JP Fugley
03-23-2008, 03:30 PM
:fear:
I know, it doesn't bear thinking about.
Something Else
03-23-2008, 03:31 PM
Would you doink her muff. :unsure:
'Doink'?
I would have thought the biggest obstacle for you would be the restraining order :unsure:.
Ewe don't speak Londonese. :unsure:
Mr JP Fugley
03-23-2008, 03:35 PM
Cor blimey, strike a light guv'nor.
brotherdoobie
03-23-2008, 05:07 PM
tell you who else is off the telly and would totally get it in the bum, fern cotton (not to be confused with fern britain)
http://www.ferncotton.co.uk/fearne%20cotton%207.jpg
Obviously.
-bd
Squeamous
03-23-2008, 05:29 PM
'Doink'?
I would have thought the biggest obstacle for you would be the restraining order :unsure:.
Ewe don't speak Londonese. :unsure:
I'm not sure what the equivalent in the USSR is. Ummmm.....AIDS?
Mr. Mulder
03-23-2008, 05:33 PM
:lol:
I reckon it has more to do with his fear of reproducing.
Good point, well presented.
Stick to arse action Mulder, we cant risk even the slightest possibility that you're not a jaffa.
:eyebrows:
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