Carol Vorderman

[Something Else]

Would you doink her muff. :unsure:

http://img526.imageshack.us/img526/2274/vordermanc1hv7.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

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[Mr JP Fugley]

I suppose I would but I definitely wouldn't post pics.

[Alien5]

Is that Mankers Mum?

M.M.I.L.F

[Mr. Mulder]

i'd hit it but i'd treat her like shit in the morning.

[Mr JP Fugley]

i'd hit it but i'd treat her like shit in the morning.

http://techdigest.tv/Carol_Vorderman-thumb.jpg

[chalice]

http://photos5.flickr.com/5401600_c1684a6566.jpg

Definitely would not.

Would do Suzy Dent, though. The internets has no good pics of her though.

http://www.burrow.u-net.com/burrow/Limerick/Countdwn/Suzy.JPG

[Mr JP Fugley]

http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20060719093005AA8Q74x


Look, let's be honest. We'd prefer Dent, but Vorderman would let you go up the Gary. And possibly Wolfbagging.

[chalice]

http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20060719093005AA8Q74x


Look, let's be honest. We'd prefer Dent, but Vorderman would let you go up the Gary. And possibly Wolfbagging.

:lol::lol::lol:

She can guard my dictionary any time.

[Mr. Mulder]

i like that blonde property developing milf, she's got smut written all over her.

[Alien5]

http://photos5.flickr.com/5401600_c1684a6566.jpg

she looks like a Gypsy in that one :blink:

[Mr JP Fugley]

It's her baps, ya feak, nothing more than that.

http://www.homesgofast.com/article_images/sarah_beeny.jpg

[Mr. Mulder]

It's her baps, ya feak, nothing more than that.

http://www.homesgofast.com/article_images/sarah_beeny.jpg
oh hells yeah. she looks dog rough in that pic but slap a bit of make-up on her. and she looks better with longer hair.

check out those jugs :smilie4:

[Alien5]

Those are tree's :eyebrows:

[Snee]

Tree's what?

[Mr JP Fugley]

http://members.fortunecity.com/noops050/sarah_beenie001.jpg

[rhak]

I never heard about her. :ermm:

[kloot]

I would doink Carol Vorderman because shes famous, even if she wasn't.

giggity.

[Mr JP Fugley]

I never heard about her. :ermm:

Sorry, that was terribly remiss of me.

Look here (http://www.channel4.com/4homes/ontv/presenters/sarah_beeny.html) for more details.

Get back to me if you need further information.

[Mr. Mulder]

sarah beeny? more like sarah spunk all over her face!1

[Mr. Mulder]

tell you who else is off the telly and would totally get it in the bum, fern cotton (not to be confused with fern britain)

http://www.ferncotton.co.uk/fearne%20cotton%207.jpg

[Squeamous]

Would you doink her muff. :unsure:


'Doink'?

I would have thought the biggest obstacle for you would be the restraining order :unsure:.

[Mr JP Fugley]

tell you who else is off the telly and would totally get it in the bum, fern cotton (not to be confused with fern britain)


Have you ever considered the vagina (front bottom)as an alternate entry point. Or does your unfeasibly small penis not receive the requisite degree of stimulation.

[Skweeky]

:lol:

I reckon it has more to do with his fear of reproducing.

[Mr JP Fugley]

:lol:

I reckon it has more to do with his fear of reproducing.

Good point, well presented.

Stick to arse action Mulder, we cant risk even the slightest possibility that you're not a jaffa.

[Skweeky]

:fear:

[Mr JP Fugley]

:fear:

I know, it doesn't bear thinking about.

[Something Else]

Would you doink her muff. :unsure:


'Doink'?

I would have thought the biggest obstacle for you would be the restraining order :unsure:.

Ewe don't speak Londonese. :unsure:

[Mr JP Fugley]

Cor blimey, strike a light guv'nor.

[brotherdoobie]

tell you who else is off the telly and would totally get it in the bum, fern cotton (not to be confused with fern britain)

http://www.ferncotton.co.uk/fearne%20cotton%207.jpg


Obviously.


-bd

[Squeamous]

'Doink'?

I would have thought the biggest obstacle for you would be the restraining order :unsure:.

Ewe don't speak Londonese. :unsure:

I'm not sure what the equivalent in the USSR is. Ummmm.....AIDS?

[Mr. Mulder]

:lol:

I reckon it has more to do with his fear of reproducing.

Good point, well presented.

Stick to arse action Mulder, we cant risk even the slightest possibility that you're not a jaffa.
:eyebrows: