life - before and after marriage

[J-dye]

is it the same ? :unsure:

[xromx]

I can't say from personal experience, so I won't. All I know is that marriage usually leads to kids, and kids definitely change your life. :P

[1000possibleclaws]

it would be totally different, unless you are a completely faithful bf. and judging by your posts id say you're prepubescent, so you won't have to worry about marriage for quite some time :clown:

[dedro]

very different. she used to attack me now i have to attack her to wake her up then she is just grumpy as hell so i stop then she smiles and goes back to sleep. lol so yes its different.

[Skweeky]

it would be totally different, unless you are a completely faithful bf. and judging by your posts id say you're prepubescent, so you won't have to worry about marriage for quite some time :clown:

As opposed to what? A lying cheating boyfriend? :huh:

As for marriage; everything pretty much stays the same except for the fact that he gets fat and she stops shaving :lol:

[kaffeine]

As for marriage; everything pretty much stays the same except for the fact that he gets fat and she stops shaving :lol:
Not much to look forward then.. :(

:lol:

[Barbarossa]

Women get married hoping the man will change, but he doesn't.
Men get married hoping the woman won't change, but she does.


The answer is yes ;)

[kittybewm]

:fear:

[100%]

Dysfunctional relationships are funny.

[chalice]

Not when you're in them, Zed.

[100%]

That's what's so funny, Dredd.

[chalice]

Well fuck ewe then, deadhead.

[chalice]

Did that sound harsh?

I hadn't intended harshness, like.

Zed, you know you are a godess.

[chalice]

Double pished.

Can't think of anything to say before the edit timelock runs out...

[clocker]

If you didn't think life would change- presumably for the better- why would you bother?

[brotherdoobie]

Well fuck ewe then, deadhead.


"Dead Head" sums up most marriages, quite well. A womans oral fixation; often
turns to nagging.

I miss premarital head. It's the very best, like.


-bd

[Squeamous]

Marital head can be ok. What did I hear the other day.....something about....let me see if I can remember...wait....oh yes 'that was the best I've ever had' :snooty:. Always learning my friend.

I guess really whether marriage changes your life depends on what your life is like before. It will change is massively if you've never lived together beforehand. If however it's just a bit of a formality in an already committed relationship you won't notice much different in the short term.

I do think people fall into the trap of building it up and then when it happens think 'shit, is this it?'. You have to think about life after marriage, not fixate on the event. It's about spending the rest of your life with someone not having a big party.

Life staying the same after marriage probably isn't that natural anyway....not in the long run. You might change, they might change, you probably both will. All you can hope is that you change together in the same way and if you don't, find ways to accommodate each other. Or alternatively, have kids and stop talking....that should distract you long enough to have a long, disinterested marriage.

Wait....this was meant to sound positive...:unsure:

[J-dye]

Marital head can be ok. What did I hear the other day.....something about....let me see if I can remember...wait....oh yes 'that was the best I've ever had' :snooty:. Always learning my friend.

I guess really whether marriage changes your life depends on what your life is like before. It will change is massively if you've never lived together beforehand. If however it's just a bit of a formality in an already committed relationship you won't notice much different in the short term.

I do think people fall into the trap of building it up and then when it happens think 'shit, is this it?'. You have to think about life after marriage, not fixate on the event. It's about spending the rest of your life with someone not having a big party.

Life staying the same after marriage probably isn't that natural anyway....not in the long run. You might change, they might change, you probably both will. All you can hope is that you change together in the same way and if you don't, find ways to accommodate each other. Or alternatively, have kids and stop talking....that should distract you long enough to have a long, disinterested marriage.

Wait....this was meant to sound positive...:unsure:

:cry:

is that it ?

[J-dye]

it would be totally different, unless you are a completely faithful bf. and judging by your posts id say you're prepubescent, so you won't have to worry about marriage for quite some time :clown:

As opposed to what? A lying cheating boyfriend? :huh:

As for marriage; everything pretty much stays the same except for the fact that he gets fat and she stops shaving :lol:

milky boobs would be nice :ermm:

[Alien5]

i wouldn't want to get married anyway.

[J-dye]

i wonder what biggles has to say ?

[J-dye]

:mellow:

[Alien5]

don't do it man, step away from the wedding ring!!! :fear:

[Squeamous]

I'm sure in Biggles World marriage doesn't exist....people just link arms around you and do a little dance while you wear flowers in your hair. Or something :unsure:.

[brotherdoobie]

Marital head can be ok. What did I hear the other day.....something about....let me see if I can remember...wait....oh yes 'that was the best I've ever had' :snooty:. Always learning my friend.

I guess really whether marriage changes your life depends on what your life is like before. It will change is massively if you've never lived together beforehand. If however it's just a bit of a formality in an already committed relationship you won't notice much different in the short term.

I do think people fall into the trap of building it up and then when it happens think 'shit, is this it?'. You have to think about life after marriage, not fixate on the event. It's about spending the rest of your life with someone not having a big party.

Life staying the same after marriage probably isn't that natural anyway....not in the long run. You might change, they might change, you probably both will. All you can hope is that you change together in the same way and if you don't, find ways to accommodate each other. Or alternatively, have kids and stop talking....that should distract you long enough to have a long, disinterested marriage.

Wait....this was meant to sound positive...:unsure:

Exactly, my point (OK). I used to grow excited about the wantonness of her manner
(now she's so feckin genteel, and deliberate; head should not be premeditated).

Fact.


-bd

[Squeamous]

I'll tell you what worked for me.....porn. Not only do you get some tips but it kind of fires the libido. Try buying her some. Oh, and try to move and make a noise while she's doing it so it doesn't feel like she's sucking a corpse.

EHS.

[brotherdoobie]

I'll tell you what worked for me.....porn. Not only do you get some tips but it kind of fires the libido. Try buying her some. Oh, and try to move and make a noise while she's doing it so it doesn't feel like she's sucking a corpse.

EHS.


:glag:


I scream like a naughty schoolgirl, dear.


-bd

[senorfrog97]

depends whether you're already living together

[Septimus]

I cannot say exactly because i´m not married... but i think life is different after having a child

[J-dye]

don't do it man, step away from the wedding ring!!! :fear:

am not doing it . am scared :cry: