Deathtest

[balamm]

Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:


May 29, 2032
at the age of 65 years old.

:o

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[3rd gen noob]

Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:


July 30, 2049
at the age of 64 years old.


On that date you will most likely die from:

Heart Attack (26%)
Cancer (18%)
Auto-Fellatio (13%)
Electrolysis (11%)
Suicide (6%)

not bad, but auto-fellatio??
:lol:

[Rip The Jacker]

Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:


June 27, 2060
at the age of 73 years old.
Whoo! I get to live longer than balamm and 3rd gen noob! :P :lol:

[titey]

June 16, 2033
at the age of 69 years old.

Pffft.... I think it's off by nearly 30 years. :rolleyes:

:blink: And since when are "hairy nipples" an illness???

[3rd gen noob]

Originally posted by titey@5 August 2003 - 06:11
:blink: And since when are "hairy nipples" an illness???
:lol:

forgot about that one...

[Rip The Jacker]

Originally posted by titey@4 August 2003 - 21:11
:blink: And since when are "hairy nipples" an illness???
WTF :lol:

[3rd gen noob]

who can get the longest life time?

this is the best i could do...

Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:


March 7, 2092
at the age of 112 years old.


On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (17%)
Auto-Erotic Asphyxiation (13%)
Drowning (11%)
Heart Attack (10%)
Homicide (7%)
Horrible Accident (5%)
Contagious Disease (5%)

[titey]

Originally posted by 3rd gen noob+5 August 2003 - 00:11--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (3rd gen noob &#064; 5 August 2003 - 00:11)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>Auto-Fellatio (13%)[/b]
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Auto-Erotic Asphyxiation (13%)[/quote]
Is there something you&#39;d like to share, noob? http://www.ml20.nowinbeta.org/smilies/shocking.gif

[FearNot]

i&#39;m 73 friken years old

I had 13% from alian abducion :blink:

[titey]

Originally posted by FearNot@5 August 2003 - 00:23
i&#39;m 73 friken years old
It&#39;ll probably tell you you&#39;re already dead then. :P

[3rd gen noob]

Originally posted by titey+5 August 2003 - 06:23--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (titey @ 5 August 2003 - 06:23)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
Originally posted by 3rd gen noob@5 August 2003 - 00:11
Auto-Fellatio (13%)
<!--QuoteBegin-3rd gen noob@5 August 2003 - 00:18
Auto-Erotic Asphyxiation (13%)
Is there something you&#39;d like to share, noob? http://www.ml20.nowinbeta.org/smilies/shocking.gif [/b][/quote]
lmao

never noticed that

:">

:P

[chalkmongoose]

Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:


November 19, 2058
at the age of 72 years old.


On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (21%)
Heart Attack (16%)
Electrolysis (10%)
Auto-Fellatio (7%)
Suicide (7%)
Drowning (5%)

[Alucard1475]

I took it&#33;&#33; Here is it:

Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:


November 4, 2067
at the age of 86 years old.


cool, 86 :)

[brotherdoobie]

Son of a bitch.............October 4th 2027 at 56 years of age..........Gulp&#33;
I am going to die before all of u.

27% cancer..........What the hell did I quit smoking for?
This blows.

I am buying a carton of Camel non filters and smoking it all tommorow :blink:

Peace brotherdoobie

[3rd gen noob]

i can see myself departing due to a car crash long before my predicted time anyway

i seriously need to slow down, but it&#39;s really good fun

:w00t:

[titey]

Originally posted by brotherdoobie@5 August 2003 - 00:38
27% cancer..........What the hell did I quit smoking for?

&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; Peace brotherdoobie
:o Damn doob....

I told it I smoke "constantly" and I still only had a 23% chance of dying of cancer. :blink:

You just can&#39;t catch a break can you, you poor bastard. :(

[titey]

Originally posted by 3rd gen noob@5 August 2003 - 00:40
i can see myself departing due to a car crash long before my predicted time anyway

:w00t:
You might live longer if you stuck with blowing the car&#39;s horn instead of your own&#33; http://www.piczonline.com/client/titey/whistle.gif

[Ron]

<GULP>

August 9, 2003
at the age of 19 years old.


On that date you will most likely die from:

Contagious Disease (36%)
Cancer (13%)
Horrible Accident (7%)

OK, OK, so I lied a little.......

[3rd gen noob]

Originally posted by titey+5 August 2003 - 06:44--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (titey @ 5 August 2003 - 06:44)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-3rd gen noob@5 August 2003 - 00:40
i can see myself departing due to a car crash long before my predicted time anyway

:w00t:
You might live longer if you stuck with blowing the car&#39;s horn instead of your own&#33; http://www.piczonline.com/client/titey/whistle.gif [/b][/quote]
it&#39;s so much more fun blowing my own

i didn&#39;t have those vertebrae removed for nothing you know :P

[titey]

Originally posted by 3rd gen noob@5 August 2003 - 00:47
it&#39;s so much more fun blowing my own

i didn&#39;t have those vertebrae removed for nothing you know :P
But what&#39;s up with that whole suffocating yourself business? :unsure:

:blink: Or does that mean you choke to death on your own spooge?

[brotherdoobie]

Originally posted by titey+5 August 2003 - 00:42--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (titey &#064; 5 August 2003 - 00:42)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-brotherdoobie@5 August 2003 - 00:38
27% cancer..........What the hell did I quit smoking for?

Peace brotherdoobie
:o Damn doob....

I told it I smoke "constantly" and I still only had a 23% chance of dying of cancer. :blink:

You just can&#39;t catch a break can you, you poor bastard. :( [/b][/quote]


I just knew that working in a mirror factory when you are clumsy would not be a good idea..........everyone told me so.........Did I listen?..........Noooooooo&#33;

and soon I will be a dead doobie&#33; :blink:

Peace brotherdoobie

[titey]

Originally posted by brotherdoobie@5 August 2003 - 00:50
... soon I will be a dead doobie&#33; :blink:

Peace brotherdoobie
No, then you&#39;ll just be brotherroach. ;)

[Riddler]

http://www.ml20.nowinbeta.org/smilies/doh.gif
D&#39;OH &#33; I KNEW I should have improved my penmanship &#33; March 13, 2015 at 54 yrs old. http://www.ml20.nowinbeta.org/smilies/bye2.gif
I think I can hear &#39; Taps &#39; playing in the distance. :(

[3rd gen noob]

Originally posted by Riddler@5 August 2003 - 07:58
I think I can hear &#39; Taps &#39; playing in the distance. :(
you want a plumber, mate :P

[Darkshade]

Mine&#39;s boring. According to the test, I&#39;m supposed to die on May 17, 2061 at 76 years old.

Cancer - 25%
Heart Attack - 24%
Electrolysis - 14%

[titey]

Originally posted by Riddler@5 August 2003 - 01:58
I think I can hear &#39; Taps &#39; playing in the distance. :(
No, that&#39;s just noob blowing his own horn&#33; :P

http://www.piczonline.com/client/titey/ROFL.gif http://www.piczonline.com/client/titey/ROFL.gif http://www.piczonline.com/client/titey/ROFL.gif http://www.piczonline.com/client/titey/ROFL.gif http://www.piczonline.com/client/titey/ROFL.gif http://www.piczonline.com/client/titey/ROFL.gif http://www.piczonline.com/client/titey/ROFL.gif




Ha&#33; I kill me&#33;&#33;&#33; http://www.piczonline.com/client/titey/laugh.gif

[Riddler]

http://www.ml20.nowinbeta.org/smilies/tomaatit.gif

:P

[Proper Bo]

July 18, 2078
at the age of 91 years old.


On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (33%)
Heart Attack (10%)
Alcoholism (9%)
Homicide (8%)
Alien Abduction (7%)
Suicide (5%)
Loneliness (5%)
Drowning (5%)

[crazy_billy_bats]

i was too scared.


not really just couldnt be arsed. the final destination dvd told me 2017 anyway.

un-oh.

i suppose eating your own feaces cant help.

[james_bond_rulez]

Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:


September 26, 2063
at the age of 81 years old.


On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (36%)
Homicide (11%)
Contagious Disease (8%)
Loneliness (8%)
Alcoholism (6%)
Drowning (6%)


i am happy :D

[olibomb]

Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:


February 16, 2072
at the age of 82 years old.

[james_bond_rulez]

Originally posted by 3rd gen noob@5 August 2003 - 05:18
who can get the longest life time?

this is the best i could do...

Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:


March 7, 2092
at the age of 112 years old.


On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (17%)
Auto-Erotic Asphyxiation (13%)
Drowning (11%)
Heart Attack (10%)
Homicide (7%)
Horrible Accident (5%)
Contagious Disease (5%)
do u take steroid?

[3rd gen noob]

Originally posted by james_bond_rulez@5 August 2003 - 13:34
do u take steroid?
i just answered using the "best" responses

[Proper Bo]

does having bad penmanship and/or hairy nipples shorten your life time? :blink:

[titey]

Originally posted by Proper Bo@ I tell thee,5 August 2003 - 07:47
does having <s>bad penmanship and/or</s> hairy nipples shorten your life time? :blink:
http://www.piczonline.com/client/titey/yes.gif I think that&#39;s where the "Death by Electrolysis" comes into play Bo

<s>No clue as to the penmanship.</s>


Apparently, if you can&#39;t read your parents&#39;/sibling&#39;s/spouse&#39;s writing... then you might die of "confusion". :wacko:

[summerlinda]

October 16, 2032
at the age of 58 years old.


On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (31%)
Electrolysis (15%)
Alien Abduction (8%)
Alcoholism (8%)
Suicide (7%)
Third Degree Burns (6%)

Neh..... all my grandparents were over 80, so i will be too&#33;&#33; :rolleyes:

[lynx]

I put in some fictitious data and got:

Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:

August 10, 2003
at the age of 92 years old.


On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (35%)
Third Degree Burns (16%)
Suicide (12%)
Heart Attack (6%)
Contagious Disease (6%)
Homicide (6%)


I then changed most of the answers and got:

Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:

August 10, 2003
at the age of 92 years old.

On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (42%)
Drowning (16%)
Heart Attack (15%)
Loneliness (5%)

If I was really 92, I&#39;d make the most of the next 5 days.

[titey]

Odd that the causes changed, but the date remained the same. :unsure:

[boyzeee]

Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:


May 29, 2041
at the age of 71 years old.


On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (25%)
Heart Attack (22%)
Alcoholism (9%)
Alien Abduction (7%)
Homicide (6%)
Loneliness (5%)
Auto-Fellatio (5%)

i hope its auto-fellatio :D now that would be cool coz i cant do it now, but maybe when i 71 i will be a bit more athletic lol :D

[titey]

Originally posted by boyzeee@5 August 2003 - 08:03
Auto-Fellatio (5%)

i hope its auto-fellatio :D now that would be cool coz i cant do it now, but maybe when i 71 i will be a bit more athletic lol :D
Umm..... Ok then. :unsure:


*backs away slowly*

*then runs&#33;*

[balamm]

Originally posted by boyzeee@5 August 2003 - 14:03

i hope its auto-fellatio :D now that would be cool coz i cant do it now, but maybe when i 71 i will be a bit more athletic lol :D
umm.. You fully understand the concept of what you&#39;re wishing for do you?

http://www.ml20.nowinbeta.org/smilies/doh.gif

[titey]

Originally posted by balamm@5 August 2003 - 08:17
umm.. You fully understand the concept of what you&#39;re wishing for do you?
:unsure: I would think that a 30 year-old would understand the term.

I think he understands too well&#33; :blink: