Worst Actor Who Can't Act Ever!

[Adster]

My vote goes for Ben Aflleck

[iamhere]

Kenau Reeves or however you spell his name. The only movie he could play the part perfect was in Bill and Ted.

Dude we cant go under 55 - Speed
Dude surf up - Point Break
Dude are you Morpheus - The Matrix
Dude where is the Key - The Matrix Reloaded

[3rd gen noob]

J Lo

[Celerystalksme]

Good ol Bennifer Affleck

his brother shytes all over him :o :lol:

plus the whole cast of neighbours :lol:

[Adster]

Kenau Reeves or however you spell his name. The only movie he could play the part perfect was in Bill and Ted.

yeah Reeves cant act for shit

[Busyman]

Kevin Costner
Keanu Reeves

almost no facial expressions

This is Keanu Reeves angry :ph34r:
This is Keanu Reeves sad :ph34r:
This is Kevin Costner happy :ph34r:
This is Kevin perplexed :ph34r:

[Jay]

the dude in spiderman

[Rip The Jacker]

Originally posted by Jay@4 August 2003 - 22:08
the dude in spiderman
Tobey Maguire

Jay, please follow the sig size rule (http://www.klboard.ath.cx/bb/index.php?showtopic=22529).

[slimboyfatz]

Well ones an actress but what the hell...

1.Ste Seagal
2.Madonna
3.Vin Petrol
4.erm could'nt think of another :D

[olibomb]

Keanu Reeves

[Damnatory]

Well:

Ice Cube
Iced Tea
J Lo
LL Cool J
Madonna
Martin Lawrence
Steven Segull
Jaun Claude Van Damm
Arnold Shwartenegger (hmm?)
Marky Mark = Mark Walberg
Ben Afflack
Most Brits
Kate Winslett
I forget his name, but: The dad on Hunny I shrunk the Kids. He's also Darth Vador in SpaceBalls.

Well, that's some of them, but there are plenty more.

[MetroStars]

Vin Petrol



LOL

Freddie Prinz fuck up , god damm i hate him so much...

[N£MO]

Tom Cruise,Hugh Grant to name but a few.

[sum_sicko]

kate winslett (nasty (.) (.) <_<
kenau reves

no facial expression

[MetroStars]

Oh yeah i back up wo ever said High Grant, i hate this poncey goon... all is films suck monkey ass..

[EoN]

George Clooney :x

[gaz_k]

i know these are soaps n not films but i think soap actors r even worse

Me mate darreen jeffries (plays O.B in holyoaks) he pretty bad n gets ripped quite often

n those two kidws out of coranation street (sally n kevins kids, rosie n sophie i think they are called)

[gaz_k]

Will Smith... he is crap
the fake amrican guy who tried to do a east london accent in oceans eleven and failed misserably
j lo
mariah carey
micheal jackson
every actor/actress who thinks all british people r well spoken with stiff upper lips and so in nearly all american sit coms n films there are accents that hardly even exist in britain but yanks that leads to yanks thinking we all talk like that.

[justin89]

forget his name, but: The dad on Hunny I shrunk the Kids. He&#39;s also Darth Vador in SpaceBalls.
Rick Moranis

[Yogi]

You guys totally make my point(concerning these trivial lists) here:

Personal grutches set apart you hardly can take yourself serious naming these actors:

Ben Affleck
Hugh Grant
Kate Winslet(&#33;&#33;)
Tom Cruise
Mark Wahlberg
Jennifer Lopez(maybe you confuse her acting with her "songs")
Most Brits(??? How much british moviez did you actually watch???)
Toby McGuire(wtf??)

Granted, all of them had their "offdays", but bad actors...?????

A flick with this line-up, i&#39;d go see even if the script sucked bigtime.


:blink: :blink: :blink: :blink: Yogi

[gaz_k]

i ment all american films, with american actors who put on english accents so they can still have the hollywood stars in the film, why dont they just use an english actor with a normal voice n accent not sum false plummy voice which you americans seem to think we all have.

[Yogi]

i ment all american films, with american actors who put on english accents so they can still have the hollywood stars in the film, why dont they just use an english actor with a normal voice n accent not sum false plummy voice which you americans seem to think we all have.


Plz. name 3 boxoffice titles in wich this happens?

I can name an endless list where they actually use english actors to do the english parts.

And what to say about english actors doing an american accent??
Like michael gambon playing the president of america??
Don&#39;t know whats worse.......

If you don&#39;t like stereotypes, you should stop watching about 90% percent of all movies.

Btw. I&#39;m not american.


B) Yogi

[Blueprint2586]

Originally posted by gaz_k@5 August 2003 - 13:44
Will Smith... he is crap

wow you must really not know who he is great actor....

[jrzofclay]

delete

[Darth Sushi]

Van Damm

[sum_sicko]

Originally posted by Darth Sushi@12 August 2003 - 00:04
Van Damm
didnt street fighter just take the piss :lol: he sucked

[AznRocky]

Originally posted by Blueprint2586+5 August 2003 - 15:18--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Blueprint2586 @ 5 August 2003 - 15:18)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-gaz_k@5 August 2003 - 13:44
Will Smith... he is crap

wow you must really not know who he is great actor.... [/b][/quote]
yeah dude he is da bomb Men in black 1 and 2 bad boys 1 and 2 WIll Smith da BOMB&#33;

[jrday]

imo ...Sly stallone

[Phonix]

Britney Spears&#33;

[pol]

julia roberts brother eric :huh:
steven segal :blink:
dont know his name, but the guy who played the chief in the rambo films :ermm:
rambo :nuke:

[[P][RO][CE][SS][OR]]

Early Clint Eastwood was alright, NOW Clint Eastwood, worst actor, i think, ever.

[Dapadipz]

keanu reeves too

in the matrix all he can do is
im neo why am i here, who am i

link i need ur exithole

[Mr. Mulder]

Val Kilmer just plane sucks.

As much as I love his films, Arnold Schwarzenegger&#39;s pretty bad.

[terfdurkel]

No contest - Steven Seagal.

He used to be somewhat decent, but now I don&#39;t think he even tries. You can&#39;t even understand half of what he says. Even when he has a fight scene he just stands there waving his hands around like a mad eejit.

[Adster]

Yeah Steven Seagal sux big time

[Gutter]

I came here to say ben affleck but Ad...er..Hogster got to it first. He plays the same damn character in every movie hes in.
I dont want to see Jennifer Blowpez in another movie ever again
Or madonna, and sorry to all those muscle heads but I think vin deasel should tune up his acting abilities more than his arms.

[xemi]

I would like to add that I have yet to see any new actor to come on the scene over the last 3 years who is worth a shit. The gene pool is getting pretty shallow, folks. All I see are preppies and rappers, but I guess that&#39;s what sells. You won&#39;t see anyone who is worth their salt as an actor until fart jokes and big ballerz aren&#39;t marketable anymore.

[WolverineDK]

Originally posted by terfdurkel@12 August 2003 - 13:42
No contest - Steven Seagal.

when he has a fight scene he just stands there waving his hands around like a mad eejit.
hmmm the fight he uses in where he waves his hands is called clinch or trapping i train PFS Jeet Kune Do in Denmark (the PFS system is made by Paul Vunak and PFS stands for progressive fighting system)
and trapping is quite usefull in many ways .
But if Steven Seagals clinching/trapping is bad then check out Paul Vunaks site
http://www.fighting.net/ this does not sucks.
but that was my only humble opinion

Peace
WolverineDK

[The Horror fanatic]

Hugh grant and Ben affleck suck big time. as for clint he was better in the westerns. The good, the bad and the ugly is a classic

[The Horror fanatic]

But i give ben some credit for daredevil. even though it was not good as they said, he did a decent job in that. Worst actress has just got to be madonna

[asmithz]

The gut on 10 way to lose a guy or what ever the title is i hate him i literaly want to kill him. :D

[ZLOsiris]

some1 said Val Kilmer ? he proved himself in The Doors .... he has his moments.

[MUSLEMAN]

Jennifer Blowpez can&#39;t act to save her life she sucks big time

[Spider_dude]

daredevil was pish,

[ilw]

Antonio Banderas and Jennifer Lopez <_<
When the revolution comes they will be among the first against the wall.

[Enigma2003]

Sean William Scott from Bullet Proof Monk (and others)
Van Damme (seriously hate&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;)
Tobey Maguire

[olibomb]

Tobey Maguire is a good actor, why else would they have cast him as Spiderman? or many other roles

[MetroStars]

i agree with Olibomb Tobey Maguire is a gud actor, even tho spiderman the movie was crap...

my worst actor Freddie Prnz Jnr, Hugh Grant , i hate Hugh Grant sooooooo much... all his movies r the same, lame assed poncey goon that he is...

[BILLY-THE-FISH]

Keanu Reeves (of course)&#33; :P
Vinny Jones
Brad Pitt (controversiallly)

[olibomb]

I hate Keanu aswell, but how does he get all these big roles??? :blink:

[The Horror fanatic]

Hugh grant is a total prat who cannot act for toffee. My dog could act better than him, even my cat. one actress i cannot stand is whoopi goldberg, come on you just aint funny so give it up

[Darth Sushi]

Originally posted by MetroStars@4 September 2003 - 19:15
my worst actor Freddie Prnz Jnr, Hugh Grant , i hate Hugh Grant sooooooo much... all his movies r the same, lame assed poncey goon that he is...
I just hate the idea that Hugh Grant was tapping Liz Hurley instead of me :P

[The Horror fanatic]

yes, whatever did she see in the total prat. The best thing about his films are the fact you do not have to watch them or if you happen to switch on the tv and he there you can change the channel

[cpt_azad]

elija wood, seriously, the lotr movies suck ass, except maybe the special effects, oh ya wow, i wanna go watch a movie with a bunch of idiot midgets running around asking trees for help, i would read the books neday, and i don&#39;t read too many books. that movie&#39;s the best if ur high though :D

0/10 for lotr series
12/10 if ur high

[Monkeee]

Originally posted by cpt_azad@13 September 2003 - 07:44
elija wood, seriously, the lotr movies suck ass, except maybe the special effects, oh ya wow, i wanna go watch a movie with a bunch of idiot midgets running around asking trees for help, i would read the books neday, and i don&#39;t read too many books. that movie&#39;s the best if ur high though :D

0/10 for lotr series
12/10 if ur high
OMG your nuts the LOTR movies rule&#33; how can you say that they suck&#33; :blink:

[Grimlock]

Originally posted by olibomb@4 September 2003 - 17:08
Tobey Maguire is a good actor, why else would they have cast him as Spiderman? or many other roles
just because people get big roles doesn&#39;t mean they have any talent what so ever. In fact it often means the exact opposite. The movie company&#39;s wouldn&#39;t want any movie goers to be confused by an actually artistic performance so they opt for the piece of wood with a face painted on it like Keannu Reeves (http://maddox.xmission.com/c.cgi?u=matrix2) It is the same with story lines and plots. "Don&#39;t do anything too complex or intelligent or people might get confused and not like it" turns out the average movie goer can spot talent when they see it and can figure out a complex plot and enjoy doing it(those movies do tend to gross lots through word of mouth) just they also pay money to go see tripe like "lizzy Mcshithead&#39;s horrible movie or whatever other flavour of the week(like jennifer HO-pez) is making a movie. Give me a break first of all make up your damn mind do you want to sing or act? Because if you want to entertain anyone with either you might have to actually focus on one and not just count on people loving whatever crap you churn out. I wouldn&#39;t even qualify all those pop star singers/actors as actors or actresses anyway so they would never get my vote for worst actor/actress because it goes withut saying.

anyway I think I would have to pick Ben affleck or maybe keanu reeves I see a lot of stink fests in both of their futures.



ps. Will Smith can go back to nodding his head....in my lap. the only thing worse than his horrible music is his horrible over acting.

[kaspiske]

:angry: Sylvester Stallone :angry: , he&#39;s the biggest untalented loser :D :lol:

Just look at him he&#39;s an idiot&#33;
http://ia.imdb.com/media/imdb/01/I/23/36/12m.jpg

[Kid1A]

adam sandler

[Smith]

jlo, steven segul, jean claude van-dam

[MetroStars]

Jean-Claude Van Damme i hate this guy 2, can&#39;t he take the hint he is shit, now 1 likes your movies any more i mean just look at wot he is staring in now

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0339135/

straight 2 video , just seen it in Blockbuster, fuck was i going 2 pay 2.50 2 watch this drugie fag...

[greendaypunk74]

Luke Wilson

[N£MO]

Tom Cruise and Hugh Grunt.

[zapjb]

Nicolas Cage. If his uncle wasn&#39;t Francis Ford Coppola, he&#39;d never have made it.

[MetroStars]

Nicolas Cage. If his uncle wasn&#39;t Francis Ford Coppola, he&#39;d never have made it.

That is so true

[[B][O][T]]

Hmmmm Idunno....sorry

BOT

[Busyman]

David Caruso

But I like his non-acting though. He&#39;s not versatile.

This is him angry :-&#33;
This is him happy :-&#33;

[Storm]

Originally posted by iamhere@5 August 2003 - 06:27
Kenau Reeves or however you spell his name. The only movie he could play the part perfect was in Bill and Ted.

Dude we cant go under 55 - Speed
Dude surf up - Point Break
Dude are you Morpheus - The Matrix
Dude where is the Key - The Matrix Reloaded
stfu.......... KN is a good actor.........

as far as the worst actor eva u might as well close this thread, cause its 2 ez....... just pick a random dutch soap-opera actor.......

[The Horror fanatic]

i got to admit keanu was great in speed, even evil enough in the watcher, but i think many will remember him most for the bill and ted 2 films

[3RA1N1AC]

stfu.......... KN is a good actor.........
CONSTANTIIIIIIIIIIIIIINE!

ugh-uh. for about 15 seconds i thought Constantine sounded like it could turn out to be a good movie. then, then, then... yeah. fucking Keenu Reeves and his "whoa. demons, dude." :P

[hippychick]

Kenu reeves...gah

Tom Cruise...way over rated...he quit caring about his acting (good in Top Gun) when he became to Hollywood and a pervert (dirty old man) to boot lol

Worse Actress is The Shannon chick from Lost when she stared in "The Fog":sick:

[Gripper]

Nicolas Cage. If his uncle wasn't Francis Ford Coppola, he'd never have made it.
Sorry ..He was great inFace/off
Arnie in his Conan films:lol:
S.seagull great fighter acting sux

[Wizard_Mon1]

i would have to agree with zapjb nick cage is so gormless, i really can't take watching any of his films. i am suprised it took til page 7 for him to get mentioned.

[Skiz]

Easy. Keifer Sutherland. :sick:

[Adster]

Nick cage has a oscar its when he turned into action flicks the rock con air face off he went downhill.... leaving los Vagas he was excellent in

shit this thread was bumped too

[Chewie]

i ment all american films, with american actors who put on english accents so they can still have the hollywood stars in the film, why dont they just use an english actor with a normal voice n accent not sum false plummy voice which you americans seem to think we all have.


Plz. name 3 boxoffice titles in wich this happens?

B) Yogi

Robin Hood: Prince Of Thieves (Kevin Costner)
Bram Stoker's Dracula (Keanu Reeves)
Mary Poppins (Dick Van Dyke)

There ya go :)

[Cheese]

Plz. name 3 boxoffice titles in wich this happens?

B) Yogi
Robin Hood: Prince Of Thieves (Kevin Costner)
Bram Stoker's Dracula (Keanu Reeves)
Mary Poppins (Dick Van Dyke)

There ya go :)

It took you two and a half years to come up with that list?:unsure:

[Chewie]

Robin Hood: Prince Of Thieves (Kevin Costner)
Bram Stoker's Dracula (Keanu Reeves)
Mary Poppins (Dick Van Dyke)

There ya go :)

It took you two and a half years to come up with that list?:unsure:
Yep.
On the button, eh?

[Adster]

Plz. name 3 boxoffice titles in wich this happens?

B) Yogi

Robin Hood: Prince Of Thieves (Kevin Costner)
Bram Stoker's Dracula (Keanu Reeves)
Mary Poppins (Dick Van Dyke)

There ya go :)


gotta agree with all 3 of those

[zapjb]

I'll say it again. Originally post #63 of htis thread.

Nicolas Cage. If his uncle wasn't Francis Ford Coppola, he'd never have made it.

Somebody mentioned how great he was in Leaving Las Vegas. He was a falling down drunk in that. Anybody, I'll repeat ANYBODY could have played that part.

[Gripper]

I'll say it again. Originally post #63 of htis thread.

Nicolas Cage. If his uncle wasn't Francis Ford Coppola, he'd never have made it.

Somebody mentioned how great he was in Leaving Las Vegas. He was a falling down drunk in that. Anybody, I'll repeat ANYBODY could have played that part.
Shit if I had a famous uncle that would have been my oscar performance:lol: :lol:

[GepperRankins]

nicholas cage owns you :dabs: