Japan dead last in the Durex Sex Survey 3 years in a row

[Submission]

“No sex please — we’re Japanese.”
http://news.3yen.com/2008-03-03/no-sex-please-were-japanese/

Japan came bottom in the Durex Sexual Wellbeing Global Survey, with just 34 per cent of its people having sex at least once a week…

Japanese have sex an average of 45 times annually, less than half the global average of 103.

So sad. No wonder Japan is the world's most nerdiest country in the world.

[Cabalo]

man, what is you problem with the japanese?

[1000possibleclaws]

it's because of all the child porno and sex toy department stores

[BawA]

no wonder why their chicks look like they are not enjoying while performing a porno.

[Snee]

http://i36.photobucket.com/albums/e35/omgitsvince/TruckOfFail.jpg

[MediaSlayer]

http://www.strangepersons.com/images/content/8531.jpg

[Squeamous]

:lol:

I'd like to know where they stand on the condom issue. Durex makes smaller ones for the Indian subcontinent because they kept complaining about them falling off....I wonder if that trend continues into the Orient? Because that may have something to do with it. I for one don't get into bed for less than 5 inches :snooty:.

[MediaSlayer]

I for one don't get into bed for less than 5 inches :snooty:.


hold on...

you mind if i use the pump?

http://www.penis-pumps-toys.info/wp-content/uploads/2006/10/enlarge-penis-pump.JPG

cuz if u don't, call it a date then!

[Squeamous]

Whatever makes it bigger is fine by me my friend :happy:

[frottage]

*pump *pump *pump

[Squeamous]

So you've got a normal identity, and one for getting a lob-on.....do you have one for the vinegar strokes too? :P

[MediaSlayer]

oh no that was an accident. i'm no jp, i'm not that used to posting with different accounts.

fact is, he's the one that enticed me to come over to the dark side. watch out, he'll get you too if ur not careful.

[Squeamous]

Pffft...I am impervious to suggestion!

[J-dye]

whats durex ?

[J-dye]

canadians still has no robots. japan rawks :emo:

[Squeamous]

You don't know what Durex is? You can forget that threesome now you skanky ho.

[manker]

Squeamous, stop h4r5hing the bored virgins.

They'll learn eventually :unsure:

[Squeamous]

Either that or die of the bad AIDS trying.

[Actatoi]

OP, getting beaten down by japanese people a lot to have all this frustration against its country?

[Barbarossa]

“No sex please — we’re Japanese.”
http://news.3yen.com/2008-03-03/no-sex-please-were-japanese/

Japan came bottom in the Durex Sexual Wellbeing Global Survey, with just 34 per cent of its people having sex at least once a week…

Japanese have sex an average of 45 times annually, less than half the global average of 103.

So sad. No wonder Japan is the world's most nerdiest country in the world.

If you look at the demographics, doesn't Japan have a really elderly population compared to everywhere else? That might explain things a little better, rather than perceived "nerdiness".

[Squeamous]

I read somewhere that 'sex hotels' are all over the place in Japan. They're for couples who never get a chance to do it because there's always some toothless old crone hobbling about the house putting them off.

[manker]

Hotels that you can have sex in. What a novel concept. Those clever Japanians think of everything.

[Squeamous]

:snooty:

You can book them for a couple of hours rather than a whole night, any time of the day.

[dedro]

:lol:

I'd like to know where they stand on the condom issue. Durex makes smaller ones for the Indian subcontinent because they kept complaining about them falling off....I wonder if that trend continues into the Orient? Because that may have something to do with it. I for one don't get into bed for less than 5 inches :snooty:.

:glag::glag::glag:

[DasFox]

man, what is you problem with the japanese?

LOL...

They're to busy working to have sex, I lived in Japan for a year, that place is so damm expensive, they hardly have time for anything.

I was working under the table when I was there, the average Japanese then was only getting like one day off a week, or month. They work their ass off.

[Squeamous]

I'd work my arse off too if I wasn't having so much sex....what else is there to do?

[Submission]

man, what is you problem with the japanese?

LOL...

They're to busy working to have sex, I lived in Japan for a year, that place is so damm expensive, they hardly have time for anything.

I was working under the table when I was there, the average Japanese then was only getting like one day off a week, or month. They work their ass off.

Probably so they aren't reminded of their shitty lives.

Exactly what are they doing? Their economy hasn't grown for over a decade.

[enoughfakefiles]

Using condoms is like washing your feet with your socks on :smilie4:

[chalice]

It's like chewing a sweetie with the wrapper on.

And other clichés.

[Squeamous]

Using a condom is like eating your food, then sticking your fingers down your throat and throwing it up again....all over a man's private bits. Not that I would know :snooty:.

[chalice]

Using a condom is like eating your food, then sticking your fingers down your throat and throwing it up again....all over a man's private bits. Not that I would know :snooty:.

Haaaawt!!!1111

[Squeamous]

Pervert.

[chalice]

Woman.

[Squeamous]

At last someone recognises it!

[chalice]

To be fair, you don't post like a woman.

I think you may be my soul mate.

Thinks like a man, kicks arse like a woman.

Marry me.

[Squeamous]

Oh my god. Thats. The sweetest thing. I've ever....

No :P.

[Biggles]

Oh my god. Thats. The sweetest thing. I've ever....

No :P.

Good shout...I'm sure Chalice said his wife is a psycho mentalist. :unsure:

[chalice]

Aren't they all, Les?

You are testament to that.

Welcome home, tax sucker. How was your freebee?

[Squeamous]

Oi! Some of us are quite sane :snooty:. Hello Biggmeister!

[Biggles]

Hi Peeps!

I had a better than expected couple of days - food and room OK and courses were entertainingly presented. Win :01:

[Proper Bo]

did ewe eat extra sausages?:sneaky:

[Biggles]

did ewe eat extra sausages?:sneaky:

Maybes :shifty:

I had duck stuffed with plum :naughty:

[tutipute]

Now seriously, how do you call a Japanese girl that lets you go without a condom?

Yummy Yummy :D

[Something Else]

Are ewe sure that's not a poor joke. :unsure:

Seriously. :eyebrows:

[tutipute]

Are ewe sure that's not a poor joke. :unsure:

Seriously. :eyebrows:

benchez: If you were referring to my post, I apologize if you find my punning not funny or even offensive!
Just for you to know, Yumi is a common japanese name...

[Something Else]

I'm Japanese FFS. :angry:

[Biggles]

I'm Japanese FFS. :angry:
That is you off Submission's Christmas Card list :lol:

not that he is racialist at all like.

[Squeamous]

Hi Peeps!

I had a better than expected couple of days - food and room OK and courses were entertainingly presented. Win :01:

And what about the executive prossies? Did you get a half decent one this time?

[Biggles]

Hi Peeps!

I had a better than expected couple of days - food and room OK and courses were entertainingly presented. Win :01:

And what about the executive prossies? Did you get a half decent one this time?

I think most of the funds were spent on the food - the prossies were 85 year old Ukrainians ....

quite a step up from last time come to think about it.

[Squeamous]

Are you sure those weren't the chamber maids? :unsure: Jesus, I hope you weren't porking the grannies and giving the sexy nubile working ladies your dirty pants to wash :rolleyes:.

[Biggles]

Are you sure those weren't the chamber maids? :unsure: Jesus, I hope you weren't porking the grannies and giving the sexy nubile working ladies your dirty pants to wash :rolleyes:.


:cry:

There was quite a lot to read I may have been confused.


Aaaaaaaaaaaaagggghhhh

[Squeamous]

I'm really surprised Trev in procurement didn't explain it to you....I thought the whole point of centralising it was to ensure more efficient delivery of executive relief? I'd like to know where all my tax pounds are going :angry:.

[tutipute]

I'm Japanese FFS. :angry:
That is you off Submission's Christmas Card list :lol:

not that he is racialist at all like.

"sagib is performing the Hara-kiri ritual" :pinch:

I'm really sorry mate! I hope you realize that i did not mean to offend you or anyone else...

Will be happy if you will send me a Christmas card! :D

[Barbarossa]

That is you off Submission's Christmas Card list :lol:

not that he is racialist at all like.

"sagib is performing the Hara-kiri ritual" :pinch:

I'm really sorry mate! I hope you realize that i did not mean to offend you or anyone else...

Will be happy if you will send me a Christmas card! :D

He's also a Buddhist.

[J-dye]

he is actually a jew white rastafarian :dabs:

[Submission]

How is it possible that your own women will not have sex with you? Thats almost unheard of.

But dont worry anime is here to save the day.

[Submission]

he is actually a jew white rastafarian :dabs:

I'm not jewish by any means, but I'm happy to see the anti-semitic, pro-nazi attitude still surviving in Japan.

[cook123]

i am heading offf to japan to get some used ass

[Submission]

you mean unused ass

[Alien5]

Submission why dont you take this to a serious discussion place?

or is "i am heading offf to japan to get some used ass" the kind of reply you're after?

[Submission]

Submission why dont you take this to a serious discussion place?

or is "i am heading offf to japan to get some used ass" the kind of reply you're after?

Dead last 3 times in a row.

Do you understand dead last?

Of all human beings on this planet, Japanese are the worst at sex.

[Artemis]

Submission why dont you take this to a serious discussion place?

or is "i am heading offf to japan to get some used ass" the kind of reply you're after?

Dead last 3 times in a row.

Do you understand dead last?

Of all human beings on this planet, Japanese are the worst at sex.

I'm beginning to wish that your parents were worse at sex ! :whistling

[Submission]

Dead last 3 times in a row.

Do you understand dead last?

Of all human beings on this planet, Japanese are the worst at sex.

I'm beginning to wish that your parents were worse at sex ! :whistling

Good point,

Think of all the unborn Japs. These Japanese women are doing the world a favor.

Even your women feel that Japanese men should not be reproducing. It just doesn't get more insulting than that.

Your women are refusing to reproduce, no wonder you went on a raping spree during WW2. It was your last chance at sex with real women haha.