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Anon sir
08-05-2003, 12:50 PM
Last night while downloading 'Oops I did it again' from Kazaa I received a knock on the door. On answering I was shocked to discover it was non other than Britney Spears herself. She managed to worm her way into my bedroom, then stripped naked (dirty bitch) and offered me sex if I stopped downloading her album. I pursuaded her to get dressed by promising to stop the download, then waited till she left before completing the album, i'm no fool.
That happeend to you aswell......... :o
She said i was special :(
balamm
08-05-2003, 12:56 PM
Now this I believe!
Maybe the mystery topic closing/moving Mod could leave this here as a bit of a refreshing change from the norm ;)
It won't kill you , honest.
And for backstabbing her she probably gave you STDs. :P
3rd gen noob
08-05-2003, 01:16 PM
i'm off to dl all the kylie songs i can find...:P
And Me Elton John.......... :huh: Woops
james_bond_rulez
08-05-2003, 03:30 PM
Originally posted by Anon sir@5 August 2003 - 12:50
Last night while downloading 'Oops I did it again' from Kazaa I received a knock on the door. On answering I was shocked to discover it was non other than Britney Spears herself. She managed to worm her way into my bedroom, then stripped naked (dirty bitch) and offered me sex if I stopped downloading her album. I pursuaded her to get dressed by promising to stop the download, then waited till she left before completing the album, i'm no fool.
I was watching the downloaded screen of Terminator 3 and got a booty call from Clair Danes. I asked her out for a drink and came back and made crazy love.
She told me to share Terminator 3 she wont mind :D :D :D
Renegade720
08-07-2003, 02:24 AM
sad
FearNot
08-07-2003, 02:33 AM
WHAT? an RIAA guy dressed up as britney spears came and did the same thing . Why do I always get the butt of everything............................... <_<
boyzeee
08-07-2003, 02:36 AM
Last night while downloading 'Oops I did it again' from Kazaa I received a knock on the door. On answering I was shocked to discover it was non other than Britney Spears herself. She managed to worm her way into my bedroom, then stripped naked (dirty bitch) and offered me sex if I stopped downloading her album. I pursuaded her to get dressed by promising to stop the download, then waited till she left before completing the album, i'm no fool.
OH BABY BABY it seems SHE NOT THAT INNOCENT, now shes gonna go round saying OOPS I DID IT AGAIN... she'll do anything for more fans, as if 1 aint enough......no wonder justin dumped her :D
chalkmongoose
08-07-2003, 03:03 AM
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/forumfun/whocares3.jpg
Adster
08-07-2003, 03:08 AM
LMFAO
thanks for the commedy :lol: :lol: :lol:
I believed every word
CrackheadDan
08-07-2003, 03:17 AM
i dont find this funny, i find it scary, imagine you were downloading some porno and it turned out to be something that wasnt expected, and you hear a knock...
balamm
08-07-2003, 03:26 AM
Ooooo.... granny porn http://www.ml20.nowinbeta.org/smilies/puke.gif
Adster
08-07-2003, 03:57 AM
Ooooo.... granny porn
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