How To Get To

[NeoTheOne]

any comments on how 2 impress a girl and get 2 er heart :)

[crazy_billy_bats]

talk

[balamm]

Don't bathe and treat her like shit. Not my preffered method but all my exwives have run off with that type :wacko:

[thewizeard]

Listen.

[crazy_billy_bats]

oh yeah almost forgot, make sure you have a large-sized penis as well.

I suppose an operation could do it, saw it on a program once.

[NeoTheOne]

talk and listen i love tht girl soooooooooooooooo much but she doesnt want 2 tlk 2 me or lisen to me i gave a $70 neclace and she threw it on the school roof but i forgive her i loooooooooooooooove her

[thewizeard]

Don't give them cheap necklaces.

[NeoTheOne]

$170 neclace is not cheap

[thewizeard]

You have to give them diamonds.

[NeoTheOne]

im only 13 man

[thewizeard]

Then you will need a lot of patience.

[james_bond_rulez]

show the girl ur love by grabbing her breasts with one hand and finger fuck her puss with the other.

if the girl slaps u, that means it's over

if the girl enjoys it, that means she likes u

50-50 i like the odds

got half of my girlfriends this way :D

[james_bond_rulez]

Originally posted by balamm@5 August 2003 - 14:48
Don't bathe and treat her like shit. Not my preffered method but all my exwives have run off with that type :wacko:
omg how many ex's u have??!!

[NeoTheOne]

k give me a great tip to impress or teach me how to tlk 2 her

[balamm]

Yer 13 and spending money on females? Listen son......

There'll be plenty of time for that later. PLENTY of time!!! Spend your bucks on something that rumbles between .... well you know... and you won't be able to shake them off no matter what.

And NO I'm not talking about the same thing Billy was! :lol:

[titey]

neo, neo, neo...

You poor fool! :(

If the girl doesn't like you then don't go wastin yer money trying to win her over... you'll just end up heavier in the heart and lighter in the pocket. :rolleyes:

On the other hand, (no pun intended) if you think she might just be playing "hard to get" (and you need to be pretty sure about this), then find a girl who does like you and start spending time with her. Then the girl you really want will get jealous and come to get you for herself.

And the plus side is... if the girl you want doesn't go for you... at least you can score a bit with the girl who does. ;)



Of course 13 is too young to know what "love" is anyway. <_<

[crazy_billy_bats]

Originally posted by james_bond_rulez@5 August 2003 - 14:58
show the girl ur love by grabbing her breasts with one hand and finger fuck her puss with the other.

if the girl slaps u, that means it&#39;s over

if the girl enjoys it, that means she likes u

50-50 i like the odds

got half of my girlfriends this way :D
they would have to have pretty small tittys to grab them with one hand wouldnt they&#33;? well i suppose shes 13 anyway, but thats just sick.

so if half of your gf´s were most obviousley sluts, what were the other half?

[titey]

Originally posted by james_bond_rulez@5 August 2003 - 09:58
got half of my girlfriends this way :D
Well yes... I suppose 1 is half of 2 isn&#39;t it. :P

[lynx]

Go for the sympathy angle.

Try this one, come back for more examples if this doesn&#39;t work.

Find a busy road, wait until the girl is watching and a big truck is coming.
Shout her name and jump in front of the truck.

[titey]

Originally posted by crazy_billy_bats@5 August 2003 - 10:02
what were the other half?
http://www.pennyparker2.com/sheep.gif
















http://www.piczonline.com/client/titey/ROFL.gif

[thewizeard]

Originally posted by lynx@5 August 2003 - 17:05
Go for the sympathy angle.

Try this one, come back for more examples if this doesn&#39;t work.

Find a busy road, wait until the girl is watching and a big truck is coming.
Shout her name and jump in front of the truck.
That only works once&#33;

[james_bond_rulez]

you guys are soo stupid :D

why spend money on girlfriend when they buy stuff for u???

i got my laptop computer from my girlfriend and we made love like dogs

i was so happy

[NeoTheOne]

grat advice but i cant stop thinking about her

[balamm]

Originally posted by lynx@5 August 2003 - 16:05
Go for the sympathy angle.

Try this one, come back for more examples if this doesn&#39;t work.

Find a busy road, wait until the girl is watching and a big truck is coming.
Shout her name and jump in front of the truck.
lol I just pictured my ex when I read that and it weren&#39;t me in front of the truck :lol: :lol:

[crazy_billy_bats]

Originally posted by titey+5 August 2003 - 15:07--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (titey @ 5 August 2003 - 15:07)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-crazy_billy_bats@5 August 2003 - 10:02
what were the other half?
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http://www.piczonline.com/client/titey/ROFL.gif [/b][/quote]
:lol: :lol: :lol:

oh yeah and James_bond_rulez..........dont dogs only make love when the bitch is in heat?

[brotherdoobie]

Originally posted by james_bond_rulez@5 August 2003 - 09:58
show the girl ur love by grabbing her breasts with one hand and finger fuck her puss with the other.

if the girl slaps u, that means it&#39;s over

if the girl enjoys it, that means she likes u

50-50 i like the odds

got half of my girlfriends this way :D
I take it your an old fashioned romantic? :blink: .............By the way do u mostly date prostitutes?

Peace brotherdoobie

[NeoTheOne]

Originally posted by titey@5 August 2003 - 07:02


Of course 13 is too young to know what "love" is anyway.&nbsp; <_<
love i know wht love is



love is when ur joy is in the girls joy ur sadness is in the girls sadness all u wnt is for the girl 2 be happy tht my freind is love :wub: :wub: :wub: :wub: :wub: :wub:

[titey]

Originally posted by james_bond_rulez@5 August 2003 - 10:09
we made love like dogs
I&#39;m sure that came naturally for her. http://www.piczonline.com/client/titey/pup.gif

[james_bond_rulez]

nah we were just young and horny

what do u expect? u get the chance u dont let go

and no they are NOT sluts/prostitutes

[brotherdoobie]

Originally posted by james_bond_rulez@5 August 2003 - 10:14
nah we were just young and horny

what do u expect? u get the chance u dont let go

and no they are NOT sluts/prostitutes
Dogs then?...............

[titey]

Originally posted by neotheone@5 August 2003 - 10:13
love i know wht love is

love is when ur joy is in the girls joy ur sadness is in the girls sadness all u wnt is for the girl 2 be happy tht my freind is love :wub: :wub: :wub: :wub: :wub: :wub:
Quit reading your mum&#39;s Danielle Steele books kid&#33; <_<

[balamm]

Originally posted by james_bond_rulez@5 August 2003 - 16:09
we made love like dogs

i was so happy
She stood there and you did all the work?

I&#39;ve seen that happen on the front lawn.

Then she turns around and snaps at you right?

Sounds like my ex too.

[NeoTheOne]

by th ay anyone know a girl whoes 13 and her name is anessa :wub: :wub: :wub: :wub: :wub: :wub: :wub: :wub: :wub: :wub: :wub: :wub: :wub: :wub:

[NeoTheOne]

nobodys reading the book tht came straight from the heart :wub: :wub: :wub: :wub:

[titey]

Originally posted by neotheone@5 August 2003 - 10:17
by th ay anyone know a girl whoes 13 and her name is anessa :wub: :wub: :wub: :wub: :wub: :wub: :wub: :wub: :wub: :wub: :wub: :wub: :wub: :wub:
Oh....... her&#33; :o


I&#39;ve heard lots of sories about her&#33; :blink:

[NeoTheOne]

Originally posted by titey@5 August 2003 - 07:19

Oh....... her&#33; :o


I&#39;ve heard lots of sories about her&#33; :blink:
WHT DO U MEAN

[james_bond_rulez]

Originally posted by balamm+5 August 2003 - 15:16--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (balamm @ 5 August 2003 - 15:16)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-james_bond_rulez@5 August 2003 - 16:09
we made love like dogs

i was so happy
She stood there and you did all the work?

I&#39;ve seen that happen on the front lawn.

Then she turns around and snaps at you right?

Sounds like my ex too. [/b][/quote]
omg u guys are too gentlemen like

if you really like the girl, u gotta let her know

even though my methods are somewhat unorthodox, but it&#39;s occationally effective

my girlfriend said to me there was NOONE that has the guts to do what i&#39;ve done in her entire life

and NO my girlfriends ARE NOT dogs&#33;&#33;&#33;

i said we made love LIKE dogs

:D

[titey]

Originally posted by neotheone@5 August 2003 - 10:18
nobodys reading the book tht came straight from the heart :wub: :wub: :wub: :wub:
:huh: Anybody got a pistol handy?

I think this one needs to be put out of his misery&#33; :(

[lynx]

Originally posted by james_bond_rulez@5 August 2003 - 16:09
we made love like dogs

i was so happy
Oh, you mean someone threw a bucket of water over you.

[james_bond_rulez]

Originally posted by lynx+5 August 2003 - 15:20--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (lynx @ 5 August 2003 - 15:20)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-james_bond_rulez@5 August 2003 - 16:09
we made love like dogs

i was so happy
Oh, you mean someone threw a bucket of water over you. [/b][/quote]
hahaha no

[NeoTheOne]

yes i am misreble i hae dreams abut her im going nuts :wacko: :wacko: :wacko: :wacko:

[titey]

Originally posted by james_bond_rulez@5 August 2003 - 10:20
omg u guys are too gentlemen like

if you really like the girl, u gotta let her know

even though my methods are somewhat unorthodox, but it&#39;s occationally effective

my girlfriend said to me there was NOONE that has the guts to do what i&#39;ve done in her entire life

and NO my girlfriends ARE NOT dogs&#33;&#33;&#33;

i said we made love LIKE dogs

:D
:blink: Someone call the Vet&#33;&#33;&#33;

This one needs to be put down too&#33; :P

[james_bond_rulez]

hahahaha :D

[NeoTheOne]

someone here who has gone through the misery i am goin through any advice

[titey]

Originally posted by neotheone@5 August 2003 - 10:24
someone here who has gone through the misery i am goin through any advice
You&#39;ve already got 3 pages-worth of advice. <_<

[balamm]

Originally posted by james_bond_rulez@5 August 2003 - 16:20


and NO my girlfriends ARE NOT dogs&#33;&#33;&#33;

i said we made love LIKE dogs

:D
http://photo.net/photo/pcd3945/alex-humping-rufus-41.1.jpg

A lovely picture :blink:

[NeoTheOne]

3 pages of advice like jumping infront of a truck or doing naty stff come on

[titey]

Originally posted by balamm@5 August 2003 - 10:28
http://photo.net/photo/pcd3945/alex-humping-rufus-41.1.jpg

A lovely picture :blink:
http://www.piczonline.com/client/titey/laugh.gif http://www.piczonline.com/client/titey/laugh.gif http://www.piczonline.com/client/titey/laugh.gif http://www.piczonline.com/client/titey/laugh.gif http://www.piczonline.com/client/titey/laugh.gif

[james_bond_rulez]

Originally posted by balamm+5 August 2003 - 15:28--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (balamm @ 5 August 2003 - 15:28)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-james_bond_rulez@5 August 2003 - 16:20


and NO my girlfriends ARE NOT dogs&#33;&#33;&#33;

i said we made love LIKE dogs

:D
http://photo.net/photo/pcd3945/alex-humping-rufus-41.1.jpg

A lovely picture :blink: [/b][/quote]
sweet love....yum..

[titey]

Originally posted by neotheone@5 August 2003 - 10:30
3 pages of advice like jumping infront of a truck or doing naty stff come on
:angry: Hey&#33;

This is some quality shit we&#39;ve been giving you&#33; <_<



If you want girlie advice, got to DearAbby.com :P

[NeoTheOne]

th advices ae good but not practical

[balamm]

Hey I gave you the best advice of all, Get a Harley&#33; then it doesn&#39;t matter if they even like you. You still get the benefits.

Ass or Gas baby&#33;

[NeoTheOne]

i need a fast and efficient reply 2 get her

[titey]

Originally posted by balamm@5 August 2003 - 10:35
Ass or Gas baby&#33;
Why choose?


Eat beans and have Ass Gas&#33;&#33;&#33; http://www.ml20.nowinbeta.org/smilies/badair.gif

[james_bond_rulez]

Originally posted by neotheone@5 August 2003 - 15:34
th advices ae good but not practical
oh COME ON

be creative.

arrange a car to speed through the intersection as your girlfriend is crossing the road.

You see the car almost hits your girlfriend and you jumped out and rescued her from a deadly crash.

She&#39;s gonna wear you like her panty for the rest of her life ;)

[titey]

Originally posted by james_bond_rulez@5 August 2003 - 10:38
arrange a car to speed through the intersection as your girlfriend is crossing the road.

You see the car almost hits your girlfriend and you jumped out and rescued her from a deadly crash.

She&#39;s gonna wear you like her panty for the rest of her life ;)
:o My god&#33;&#33;&#33;


What would happen if the car actually struck her? :blink:












Do you know how hard it is to get blood out of a grille? :angry:

[balamm]

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

[james_bond_rulez]

Originally posted by titey@5 August 2003 - 15:43

What would happen if the car actually struck her? :blink:


i forgot to add this:

make sure ur friend has car insurance first :D

[NeoTheOne]

what if i arrange some ganstars to mug her and ill sav her :wub: :wub: :wub: :wub:

[titey]

Originally posted by james_bond_rulez@5 August 2003 - 10:46
make sure ur friend has car insurance first :D
He&#39;s 13 for cryin out loud&#33;&#33;&#33; :blink:


I doubt if any of his friends have a license let alone insurance&#33; :P

[titey]

Originally posted by neotheone@5 August 2003 - 10:51
what if i arrange some ganstars to mug her and ill sav her
Now yer thinkin&#33;&#33;&#33; ;)

[james_bond_rulez]

Originally posted by neotheone@5 August 2003 - 15:51
what if i arrange some ganstars to mug her and ill sav her :wub: :wub: :wub: :wub:
EVER BETTER&#33;&#33;&#33; :D :D :D

[lynx]

Originally posted by neotheone@5 August 2003 - 16:51
what if i arrange some ganstars to mug her and ill sav her :wub: :wub: :wub: :wub:
Ok, it&#39;s arranged, 7:30 tomorrow night.

You turn up at 7 with the cash.

[NeoTheOne]

anyone ave contact with the mafia or gabgster who take &#036;500 for mugging someone or &#036;8oo thts the least i can offer :lol:

[lynx]

My offer not good enough for ya ?

[titey]

Originally posted by neotheone@5 August 2003 - 10:55
anyone ave contact with the mafia or gabgster who take &#036;500 for mugging someone or &#036;8oo thts the least i can offer :lol:
I&#39;m sure lynx has done far more for far less&#33; :D

[NeoTheOne]

o it good but how do i get her 2 come

[balamm]

These are real. Study them well and have your revenge well planned in case she uses any of them on you. >>




oh.. well, I can&#39;t see you -like this/that- [any more] because....:


(actual excuses given to me and others)

"you remind me of my brother"
"I&#39;m afraid to ruin the friendship"
"We&#39;ll never be able to have good sex"
"I&#39;m in love with someone else [but actually hate the guy]"
"I don&#39;t want to be involved in a relationship right now"
"You treat me too well."
"I feel pressure from others for us to be a couple."
"I hate people for the time being."
"I don&#39;t know."
"It&#39;s too easy to be close to you."
"I don&#39;t want an intimate relationship."
"You&#39;re too stable"
"I need to have sex at least twice a day."
"We never tried &#39;just being friends.&#39;"


"You always want to do stuff together"
"I like men who aren&#39;t afraid to eat"
"You&#39;re an American."
"I&#39;m taking a gender studies course, and you&#39;re a man."
"I might fall in love with you."
"I don&#39;t want you to be disappointed."
"If we go out, I will want to stay with you."
"I don&#39;t know, maybe it&#39;s just my period."
"I love you, just not with a capital L."
"You deserve better than me"
"I don&#39;t want to date anyone that I work with."
"Oh, by the way... I&#39;m engaged to my ex-boyfriend."
"You said I was going to leave so many times it became a self-fulfilling prophecy."
"We&#39;re perfect for each other, but I don&#39;t like you anymore."
"You&#39;re too short."
"I am afraid of falling in love with you"
"I can see you from 8-9 MWF."
"I don&#39;t like sticking around college park."
"I&#39;m afraid of having sex right now, and I&#39;m so attracted to you that I know it will happen soon if I don&#39;t leave."
"I&#39;m not over my last boyfriend from 4 months ago." (then almost immediately begins to start seeing someone else)
"despite our 14 month relationship, I&#39;ve never wanted things to &#39;go anywhere&#39; with you. We were just &#39;hanging out."
"&#39;I like you too much as a person"
"I&#39;m not interested in a relationship" (the proceed to date someone ten years her senior behind her parents back; another person: proceeds to start date someone else)
"You&#39;re too accomodating. And sometimes you&#39;re late."
"Recent events have made me reevaluate what I&#39;m capable of at this time."
"I don&#39;t know who you are."
"I feel like I&#39;m alone with you."
"I like to have _fun_."
"I&#39;m too in love with you."
"....I forgot to tell you - I&#39;m engaged and my fiance will be here this weekend."
"....I forgot to tell you - I&#39;m married."
"....I&#39;ve realized I&#39;m gay."
"I&#39;m really a man"
"if i go out with you then all the other losers will think that they have a shot with me"
"because I&#39;m already sleeping with your roommate"
"I want to bang your roommate"
"I am on a journey, i need to find myself" [proceeds to find someone else to join them within weeks of dumping you]
"I want you, i love you, but i need space" [literal meaning: the rest of their life]
"I love you so much it scares me" [but I have no fear of looking for someone else as soon as I can get you out the door]
"My inner child is wounded" (but hes/shes still strong enough to annihilate you&#33;)
"I feel hurt over the loss of my ex" (you think you could have mentioned that before you told me I was the love of your life?)
"I love you more than anything, but you keep me from having &#39;fun&#39;." [fun was her code word for getting drunk and fucking a stranger.]
"I just can&#39;t give you the attention you need." (then proceeds to give all his attention to a large breasted blonde)
"Because today I found God... he said I should lose you because you are ruled by Satan..."
"After I postponed our wedding, and while I was taking a temporary break to help understand myself better, I got married." (This was ascertained by finding a web page that mentioned the wedding).
"Your eyes remind me too much of your sister..."
"You&#39;re wonderful"
"Well... I think of you as a friend"
"I&#39;m embarking on 6 years of celibacy, and I know that if I saw you, we&#39;d have sex."
"i don&#39;t believe in fairy tales"
"... I&#39;m afraid you&#39;ll break up with me."
"I want to spend more time with my children from my previous union" (then procee ds to party with his friends during the weekend)
"things are just going too well and I just can&#39;t have that."
"you&#39;re too good of a kisser and it&#39;s really distracting. Yeah..."
"becasue I think my wife is getting suspicious."
"We have fun together and you&#39;re a great guy and all but I&#39;m weird." She then went on to date someone who was on fun to her...
"I&#39;m not ready for a relation, but when I am, you&#39;ll be the first to know..." (A month later, another guy)...
"We&#39;re complete opposites. I know how I am and I would only just end up hurting you."
"...because I&#39;m a whore&#33; (laughing)"
"let me see if I can pencil you in"

[titey]

Originally posted by neotheone@5 August 2003 - 10:57
o it good but how do i get her 2 come
Ok, now you&#39;ve gone and switched the topic to sex. :huh:

[james_bond_rulez]

master of love...

:blink: :blink: :blink:

[titey]

Originally posted by balamm@5 August 2003 - 10:58
oh.. well, I can&#39;t see you -like this/that- [any more] because....:


(actual excuses given to me)

"you remind me of my brother"
"I&#39;m afraid to ruin the friendship"
"We&#39;ll never be able to have good sex"
"I&#39;m in love with someone else [but actually hate the guy]"
"I don&#39;t want to be involved in a relationship right now"
"You treat me too well."
"I feel pressure from others for us to be a couple."
"I hate people for the time being."
"I don&#39;t know."
"It&#39;s too easy to be close to you."
"I don&#39;t want an intimate relationship."
"You&#39;re too stable"
"I need to have sex at least twice a day."
"We never tried &#39;just being friends.&#39;"


"You always want to do stuff together"
"I like men who aren&#39;t afraid to eat"
"You&#39;re an American."
"I&#39;m taking a gender studies course, and you&#39;re a man."
"I might fall in love with you."
"I don&#39;t want you to be disappointed."
"If we go out, I will want to stay with you."
"I don&#39;t know, maybe it&#39;s just my period."
"I love you, just not with a capital L."
"You deserve better than me"
"I don&#39;t want to date anyone that I work with."
"Oh, by the way... I&#39;m engaged to my ex-boyfriend."
"You said I was going to leave so many times it became a self-fulfilling prophecy."
"We&#39;re perfect for each other, but I don&#39;t like you anymore."
"You&#39;re too short."
"I am afraid of falling in love with you"
"I can see you from 8-9 MWF."
"I don&#39;t like sticking around college park."
"I&#39;m afraid of having sex right now, and I&#39;m so attracted to you that I know it will happen soon if I don&#39;t leave."
"I&#39;m not over my last boyfriend from 4 months ago." (then almost immediately begins to start seeing someone else)
"despite our 14 month relationship, I&#39;ve never wanted things to &#39;go anywhere&#39; with you. We were just &#39;hanging out."
"&#39;I like you too much as a person"
"I&#39;m not interested in a relationship" (the proceed to date someone ten years her senior behind her parents back; another person: proceeds to start date someone else)
"You&#39;re too accomodating. And sometimes you&#39;re late."
"Recent events have made me reevaluate what I&#39;m capable of at this time."
"I don&#39;t know who you are."
"I feel like I&#39;m alone with you."
"I like to have _fun_."
"I&#39;m too in love with you."
"....I forgot to tell you - I&#39;m engaged and my fiance will be here this weekend."
"....I forgot to tell you - I&#39;m married."
"....I&#39;ve realized I&#39;m gay."
"I&#39;m really a man"
"if i go out with you then all the other losers will think that they have a shot with me"
"because I&#39;m already sleeping with your roommate"
"I want to bang your roommate"
"I am on a journey, i need to find myself" [proceeds to find someone else to join them within weeks of dumping you]
"I want you, i love you, but i need space" [literal meaning: the rest of their life]
"I love you so much it scares me" [but I have no fear of looking for someone else as soon as I can get you out the door]
"My inner child is wounded" (but hes/shes still strong enough to annihilate you&#33;)
"I feel hurt over the loss of my ex" (you think you could have mentioned that before you told me I was the love of your life?)
"I love you more than anything, but you keep me from having &#39;fun&#39;." [fun was her code word for getting drunk and fucking a stranger.]
"I just can&#39;t give you the attention you need." (then proceeds to give all his attention to a large breasted blonde)
"Because today I found God... he said I should lose you because you are ruled by Satan..."
"After I postponed our wedding, and while I was taking a temporary break to help understand myself better, I got married." (This was ascertained by finding a web page that mentioned the wedding).
"Your eyes remind me too much of your sister..."
"You&#39;re wonderful"
"Well... I think of you as a friend"
"I&#39;m embarking on 6 years of celibacy, and I know that if I saw you, we&#39;d have sex."
"i don&#39;t believe in fairy tales"
"... I&#39;m afraid you&#39;ll break up with me."
"I want to spend more time with my children from my previous union" (then procee ds to party with his friends during the weekend)
"things are just going too well and I just can&#39;t have that."
"you&#39;re too good of a kisser and it&#39;s really distracting. Yeah..."
"becasue I think my wife is getting suspicious."
"We have fun together and you&#39;re a great guy and all but I&#39;m weird." She then went on to date someone who was on fun to her...
"I&#39;m not ready for a relation, but when I am, you&#39;ll be the first to know..." (A month later, another guy)...
"We&#39;re complete opposites. I know how I am and I would only just end up hurting you."
"...because I&#39;m a whore&#33; (laughing)"
"let me see if I can pencil you in"
balamm... your poor rejected bastard&#33; :(

[NeoTheOne]

no one switched it 2 sex








"We never tried &#39;just being friends.&#39;"
hey ill try that whait till school opens ill really ty tht thanx blamn

[titey]

Originally posted by balamm@5 August 2003 - 10:58
"becasue I think my wife is getting suspicious."
Do your .... er .... em .... uh .... romatic interests tell you that often b? :blink:


:unsure: Is there something you&#39;d like to get off your chest?

[balamm]

:blink: I wasn&#39;t serious dude. These are examples of bad things

[lynx]

Originally posted by balamm@5 August 2003 - 16:58
"becasue I think my wife is getting suspicious."

:unsure:

Dammit, titey, you beat me to it.

[titey]

Originally posted by balamm@5 August 2003 - 11:04
:blink: I wasn&#39;t serious dude. These are examples of bad things
Wwwwwwokay sure&#33; http://www.piczonline.com/client/titey/whistle.gif

[morpheus.]

Originally posted by balamm@5 August 2003 - 15:58
These are real. Study them well and have your revenge well planned in case she uses any of them on you. >>




oh.. well, I can&#39;t see you -like this/that- [any more] because....:


(actual excuses given to me and others)

"you remind me of my brother"
"I&#39;m afraid to ruin the friendship"
"We&#39;ll never be able to have good sex"
"I&#39;m in love with someone else [but actually hate the guy]"
"I don&#39;t want to be involved in a relationship right now"
"You treat me too well."
"I feel pressure from others for us to be a couple."
"I hate people for the time being."
"I don&#39;t know."
"It&#39;s too easy to be close to you."
"I don&#39;t want an intimate relationship."
"You&#39;re too stable"
"I need to have sex at least twice a day."
"We never tried &#39;just being friends.&#39;"


"You always want to do stuff together"
"I like men who aren&#39;t afraid to eat"
"You&#39;re an American."
"I&#39;m taking a gender studies course, and you&#39;re a man."
"I might fall in love with you."
"I don&#39;t want you to be disappointed."
"If we go out, I will want to stay with you."
"I don&#39;t know, maybe it&#39;s just my period."
"I love you, just not with a capital L."
"You deserve better than me"
"I don&#39;t want to date anyone that I work with."
"Oh, by the way... I&#39;m engaged to my ex-boyfriend."
"You said I was going to leave so many times it became a self-fulfilling prophecy."
"We&#39;re perfect for each other, but I don&#39;t like you anymore."
"You&#39;re too short."
"I am afraid of falling in love with you"
"I can see you from 8-9 MWF."
"I don&#39;t like sticking around college park."
"I&#39;m afraid of having sex right now, and I&#39;m so attracted to you that I know it will happen soon if I don&#39;t leave."
"I&#39;m not over my last boyfriend from 4 months ago." (then almost immediately begins to start seeing someone else)
"despite our 14 month relationship, I&#39;ve never wanted things to &#39;go anywhere&#39; with you. We were just &#39;hanging out."
"&#39;I like you too much as a person"
"I&#39;m not interested in a relationship" (the proceed to date someone ten years her senior behind her parents back; another person: proceeds to start date someone else)
"You&#39;re too accomodating. And sometimes you&#39;re late."
"Recent events have made me reevaluate what I&#39;m capable of at this time."
"I don&#39;t know who you are."
"I feel like I&#39;m alone with you."
"I like to have _fun_."
"I&#39;m too in love with you."
"....I forgot to tell you - I&#39;m engaged and my fiance will be here this weekend."
"....I forgot to tell you - I&#39;m married."
"....I&#39;ve realized I&#39;m gay."
"I&#39;m really a man"
"if i go out with you then all the other losers will think that they have a shot with me"
"because I&#39;m already sleeping with your roommate"
"I want to bang your roommate"
"I am on a journey, i need to find myself" [proceeds to find someone else to join them within weeks of dumping you]
"I want you, i love you, but i need space" [literal meaning: the rest of their life]
"I love you so much it scares me" [but I have no fear of looking for someone else as soon as I can get you out the door]
"My inner child is wounded" (but hes/shes still strong enough to annihilate you&#33;)
"I feel hurt over the loss of my ex" (you think you could have mentioned that before you told me I was the love of your life?)
"I love you more than anything, but you keep me from having &#39;fun&#39;." [fun was her code word for getting drunk and fucking a stranger.]
"I just can&#39;t give you the attention you need." (then proceeds to give all his attention to a large breasted blonde)
"Because today I found God... he said I should lose you because you are ruled by Satan..."
"After I postponed our wedding, and while I was taking a temporary break to help understand myself better, I got married." (This was ascertained by finding a web page that mentioned the wedding).
"Your eyes remind me too much of your sister..."
"You&#39;re wonderful"
"Well... I think of you as a friend"
"I&#39;m embarking on 6 years of celibacy, and I know that if I saw you, we&#39;d have sex."
"i don&#39;t believe in fairy tales"
"... I&#39;m afraid you&#39;ll break up with me."
"I want to spend more time with my children from my previous union" (then procee ds to party with his friends during the weekend)
"things are just going too well and I just can&#39;t have that."
"you&#39;re too good of a kisser and it&#39;s really distracting. Yeah..."
"becasue I think my wife is getting suspicious."
"We have fun together and you&#39;re a great guy and all but I&#39;m weird." She then went on to date someone who was on fun to her...
"I&#39;m not ready for a relation, but when I am, you&#39;ll be the first to know..." (A month later, another guy)...
"We&#39;re complete opposites. I know how I am and I would only just end up hurting you."
"...because I&#39;m a whore&#33; (laughing)"
"let me see if I can pencil you in"
fuck man, how many girlz have rejected u?


:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

[morpheus.]

Originally posted by neotheone@5 August 2003 - 14:45
any comments on how 2 impress a girl and get 2 er heart :)
i no how 2 get her on a date wit u.......................have 1 of her friends put her on a blind date wit u

[balamm]

:D I was a busy young man myself once :D

I found love though.....


Got myself a Chopper&#33;&#33;













http://hometown.aol.com/kevsv8s10/images/chopper%200270.jpg

[NeoTheOne]

how bout this first day of gr 8 in septmber i go up to her


"hey anessa wait up um i was thinkin We never tried &#39;just being friends. so will u be my freind" :wub: :wub: :wub: :wub: :wub:

[Lilmiss]

hahahahahaha....
crazy men and their crazy idea&#39;s.

this topic is soooooo funny.
have you guys ever noticed the nicer you are to us, the more likely we are to go off with your best mate? :D
soft touches. ;)





excuse me.
hahahahahahahahahahahahaha :D :P :lol:

[morpheus.]

yea an inatimat oblect so it cant run away wit sum1 else :lol:

[balamm]

Originally posted by lilmiss@5 August 2003 - 17:12

this topic is soooooo funny.
have you guys ever noticed the nicer you are to us, the more likely we are to go off with your best mate? :D
soft touches. ;)




Isn&#39;t that what I said 4 pages ago??? ;)

[NeoTheOne]

Originally posted by neotheone@5 August 2003 - 08:12
how bout this first day of gr 8 in septmber i go up to her


"hey anessa wait up um i was thinkin We never tried &#39;just being friends. so will u be my freind" :wub: :wub: :wub: :wub: :wub:
how about it will it work

[titey]

Originally posted by balamm@5 August 2003 - 11:11
Got myself a Chopper&#33;&#33; http://www.ml20.nowinbeta.org/smilies/scooter.gif
http://www.piczonline.com/client/titey/ROFL.gif

[Lilmiss]

hahaha
nice one balamn, you&#39;ve worked us out. :D
something your not telling? ;)

[morpheus.]

Originally posted by neotheone+5 August 2003 - 16:13--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (neotheone @ 5 August 2003 - 16:13)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-neotheone@5 August 2003 - 08:12
how bout this first day of gr 8 in septmber i go up to her


"hey anessa wait up um i was thinkin We never tried &#39;just being friends. so will u be my freind" :wub:&nbsp; :wub:&nbsp; :wub:&nbsp; :wub:&nbsp; :wub:
how about it will it work [/b][/quote]
man i dunno if it will work .............u have a slim to none chance of b ing her friend ............i no that b cuz i am her friend

[titey]

Originally posted by lilmiss@5 August 2003 - 11:12
this topic is soooooo funny.
have you guys ever noticed the nicer you are to us, the more likely we are to go off with your best mate? :D
Or light our willies on fire. >_<

[NeoTheOne]

i know ur her friend :angry: <_< :angry: :angry: :angry: <_< <_< <_<

[balamm]

Originally posted by lilmiss@5 August 2003 - 17:15
hahaha
nice one balamn, you&#39;ve worked us out. :D
something your not telling? ;)
God nO . I think I&#39;ve said WAY too much lol

[morpheus.]

Originally posted by neotheone@5 August 2003 - 16:16
i know ur her friend :angry: <_< :angry: :angry: :angry: <_< <_< <_<
hey neo i forgot we went 2 the same school

[NeoTheOne]

i know

[titey]

Originally posted by morpheus.@5 August 2003 - 11:17
hey neo i forgot we went 2 the same school
Well if it doesn&#39;t work out between neo and anessa, maybe the two of you can make a go of it&#33; http://www.piczonline.com/client/titey/laugh.gif

[Ron]

Just pay the damn girl €250 an hour, and she&#39;ll love you as long as your money doesn&#39;t run out.
Jeeeezz, is that so hard? :rolleyes:

Love nOObs, the lot of you.

[morpheus.]

ur sick ...................................................fk u...............

[Lilmiss]

Originally posted by titey@5 August 2003 - 16:15

Or light our willies on fire. >_<
o:)

not tonight titey, ive got a headache. :D

[lynx]

Originally posted by morpheus.+5 August 2003 - 17:17--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (morpheus. @ 5 August 2003 - 17:17)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-neotheone@5 August 2003 - 16:16
i know ur her friend&nbsp; :angry:&nbsp; <_<&nbsp; :angry:&nbsp; :angry:&nbsp; :angry:&nbsp; <_<&nbsp; <_<&nbsp; <_<
hey neo i forgot we went 2 the same school [/b][/quote]
That&#39;s right, morpheus, he&#39;s talking about your girlfriend.

[titey]

Originally posted by lilmiss@5 August 2003 - 11:22
o:)

not tonight titey, ive got a headache. :D
:(

[morpheus.]

fk no&#33; she&#39;s jus not my type.................

[titey]

Originally posted by morpheus.@5 August 2003 - 11:25
fk no&#33; she&#39;s jus not my type.................
I suspect neo is though - right&#33; <_<

[morpheus.]

i am not gay u sick bastard ....................................

[Ron]

Originally posted by morpheus.@5 August 2003 - 18:28
i am not gay u sick bastard ....................................
Titey isn&#39;t sick&#33;&#33;
Is he? :unsure:

[lynx]

Originally posted by morpheus.@5 August 2003 - 17:28
i am not gay u sick bastard ....................................
It&#39;s ok, we&#39;re very understanding here, we even put up with balamm.

[TIBZ]

u no theres girls in this forum ask them for help lol just be a sweet and nice guy dont try to hard to impress them and dont act big and bad wen u c her

[titey]

http://www.ml20.nowinbeta.org/smilies/lol2.gif http://www.piczonline.com/client/titey/ROFL.gif http://www.ml20.nowinbeta.org/smilies/lol2.gif

[morpheus.]

haha very funny but i got my own girlfriend rite now

[titey]

Originally posted by morpheus.@5 August 2003 - 11:32
haha very funny but i got my own girlfriend rite now
Let me guess.... her name&#39;s Rosey.... right? :P

[lynx]

Originally posted by morpheus.@5 August 2003 - 17:32
haha very funny but i got my own girlfriend rite now
Ok, so you are bi, it&#39;s nothing to be ashamed of, just ask titey.

[morpheus.]

nope........................

[morpheus.]

wtf i am not a bi...........shit y do u think that?

[NeoTheOne]

i would love 2 get slapped by her beutiful hands :wub: :wub: :wub: :wub: :wub: :wub: :wub: :wub: :wub: :wub: :wub: :wub: :wub: :wub: :wub: :wub:

[titey]

Originally posted by lynx@5 August 2003 - 11:34
Ok, so you are bi, it&#39;s nothing to be ashamed of, just ask titey.
You&#39;re wantin some hurtin aren&#39;t you lynx? http://www.ml20.nowinbeta.org/smilies/sneaky.gif

[lynx]

Originally posted by morpheus.@5 August 2003 - 17:35
wtf i am not a bi...........shit y do u think that?
You, Neo and a girl named Rosey, what are we supposed to think ?

[morpheus.]

arms ...................her arms???

[morpheus.]

who the fuck is rosey??

[NeoTheOne]

hand u :rtfm: :rtfm: :rtfm: :rtfm: :rtfm: u r on crack >_< >_< >_< >_< >_< >_<

[titey]

Originally posted by neotheone@5 August 2003 - 11:38
i would love 2 get slapped by her beutiful hands
I&#39;m sure there&#39;s lots of hand-slappin goin on&#33; :P

[NeoTheOne]

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: lol

[morpheus.]

Originally posted by titey+5 August 2003 - 16:38--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (titey @ 5 August 2003 - 16:38)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-lynx@5 August 2003 - 11:34
Ok, so you are bi, it&#39;s nothing to be ashamed of, just ask titey.
You&#39;re wantin some hurtin aren&#39;t you lynx? http://www.ml20.nowinbeta.org/smilies/sneaky.gif [/b][/quote]
ur 2 much of a comp. nerd 2 beat up lynx

[NeoTheOne]

Originally posted by morpheus.+5 August 2003 - 08:41--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (morpheus. @ 5 August 2003 - 08:41)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
Originally posted by titey@5 August 2003 - 16:38
<!--QuoteBegin-lynx@5 August 2003 - 11:34
Ok, so you are bi, it&#39;s nothing to be ashamed of, just ask titey.
You&#39;re wantin some hurtin aren&#39;t you lynx? http://www.ml20.nowinbeta.org/smilies/sneaky.gif
ur 2 much of a comp. nerd 2 beat up lynx [/b][/quote]
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

[titey]

Originally posted by morpheus.@5 August 2003 - 11:39
who the fuck is rosey??
Don&#39;t be silly... you know her like the back of your hand.... well, the palm of your hand anyway&#33; :lol:

[NeoTheOne]

Originally posted by titey@5 August 2003 - 08:42

Don&#39;t be silly... you know her like the back of your hand.... well, the palm of your hand anyway&#33; :lol:
what :lol:

[morpheus.]

WHO THE FUCK IS ROSEY.........................CYUZ U LOST ME&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;

[titey]

http://www.piczonline.com/client/titey/ROFL.gif

[balamm]

http://www.mightymed.com/images/Crack.gif

Somebody is (oops&#33; am I aloud to say that)


Originally posted by neotheone
how bout this first day of gr 8 in septmber i go up to her


"hey anessa wait up um i was thinkin We never tried &#39;just being friends. so will u be my freind" :wub:&nbsp; :wub:&nbsp; :wub:&nbsp; :wub:&nbsp; :wub:

[NeoTheOne]

the question everybodys asking who is rosey

[lynx]

Originally posted by morpheus.@5 August 2003 - 17:43
WHO THE FUCK IS ROSEY.........................CYUZ U LOST ME&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;
Sheeesh, she&#39;s your girlfriend isn&#39;t she ?

I notice we don&#39;t have to tell you who Neo is, you obviously know him a bit better ;)

[morpheus.]

I DUNT NO N E ROSEY................R U ON DRUGS MAN? (if u r can i have sum?)

[NeoTheOne]

Originally posted by morpheus.@5 August 2003 - 08:46
I DUNT NO N E ROSEY................R U ON DRUGS MAN? (if u r can i have sum?)
im tellin mrs morpheus

[morpheus.]

HEY NEO U CAN JUS SHUT THE FUCK UP&#33;&#33;&#33; I DUNT NO N E ROSEY

[NeoTheOne]

im not tlking about rosey am i im tlking about drugs :wacko:

[Lilmiss]

rosey. :D

i thought Neo and morpheus had a thing for "Trinity". :P

[titey]

God help me... I&#39;m dying here&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33; http://www.piczonline.com/client/titey/laugh.gif http://www.piczonline.com/client/titey/laugh.gif http://www.piczonline.com/client/titey/laugh.gif

[balamm]

Originally posted by morpheus.@5 August 2003 - 17:47
HEY NEO U CAN JUS SHUT THE FUCK UP&#33;&#33;&#33; I DUNT NO N E ROSEY
http://boards.bluegoop.net/archive/topic/9536-1.html

[NeoTheOne]

Originally posted by lilmiss@5 August 2003 - 08:49
rosey. :D

i thought Neo and morpheus had a thing for "Trinity". :P
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

forget trinity anessa:wub: :wub: :wub: :wub: :wub: is mine

[NeoTheOne]

Rosey palmer and her five sisters. oooooooooooooooh this is rosey

[titey]

Originally posted by balamm@5 August 2003 - 11:50
http://boards.bluegoop.net/archive/topic/9536-1.html
:angry: DAMMIT&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33; :angry:

There went all the fun&#33;


You&#39;re a spoil-sport sometimes b&#33; :(

[lynx]

Originally posted by lilmiss@5 August 2003 - 17:49
rosey. :D

i thought Neo and morpheus had a thing for "Trinity". :P
"Trinity" is just the codename for the threesome they have going.

[balamm]

It was gettin a little heated <_<

[titey]

Originally posted by balamm@5 August 2003 - 11:53
It was gettin a little heated <_<
PRECISELY&#33;&#33;&#33;


That&#39;s what was so feckin funny&#33; :o

[balamm]

well Carry on then :-"

[morpheus.]

U ALL ACT LIKE FKIN BRATS .......................................NOW EITHER SHUT THE FUCK UP CUZ I AM NOT GAY OR I CAN BAN U IN MA OTHA ACC.&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;

[titey]

Originally posted by balamm@5 August 2003 - 11:55
well Carry on then :-"
TY.... I believe he already is.... :P

[Lilmiss]

damn it balamn...you big girl. :D
/me hides from angry mod. :ph34r:

[NeoTheOne]

what about i tell how i feel about her

[titey]

Originally posted by morpheus.@5 August 2003 - 11:56
U ALL ACT LIKE FKIN BRATS .......................................NOW EITHER SHUT THE FUCK UP CUZ I AM NOT GAY OR I CAN BAN U IN MA OTHA ACC.&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;
It&#39;s ok... we don&#39;t care that you&#39;re gay... it takes all kinds... we don&#39;t judge. :unsure:

[morpheus.]

FK U TITEY ..........................I BET UR THE GAY LORD ROUND HER WIT LYNX&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;

[Lilmiss]

Originally posted by morpheus.@5 August 2003 - 16:59
FK U TITEY ..........................I BET UR THE GAY LORD ROUND HER WIT LYNX&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;
eh????
:blink:

ive smoked too much this time. :D

[lynx]

Neo, I hope you can see the sort of trouble just talkin about women can get you into.

And just think about what else you&#39;ve learnt (I would watch out for morpheus if I were you, I think he&#39;s carrting the torch).

[balamm]

morpheus. , You&#39;re yelling. Calm down.

[titey]

Originally posted by morpheus.@5 August 2003 - 11:59
FK U TITEY ..........................I BET UR THE GAY LORD ROUND HER WIT LYNX&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;
:unsure: Now, now.... you&#39;re young.... maybe you&#39;ll outgrow it.

But if not, lynx can tell you how to cope with your homosexuality the way he copes with his&#33; :devil:

[lynx]

Too late, I think he&#39;s gone to shake hands with rosies sisters.

[titey]

http://www.piczonline.com/client/titey/ROFL.gif

[NeoTheOne]

:lol: :lol: :lol:

[Lilmiss]

Neo, does this girl at least seem intrested in you?
does she have a boyfriend?
has she ever had a boyfriend? :blink:

i used to always appreciate poetry, though if it gets passed round school it may be a little embarrassing for you. how far are you willing to go to impress her?

my b/f dedicated a song for me on stage on Sat, and i melted. :)
admittidly that could have been the alcohol, or the accusing looks. :P

[lynx]

Don&#39;t start him off again or you&#39;ll have you know who asking how to get a boyfriend.

[titey]

http://www.piczonline.com/client/titey/ROFL.gif

[NeoTheOne]

Originally posted by lilmiss@5 August 2003 - 09:11
Neo, does this girl at least seem intrested in you?
does she have a boyfriend?
has she ever had a boyfriend? :blink:

i used to always appreciate poetry, though if it gets passed round school it may be a little embarrassing for you. how far are you willing to go to impress her?

my b/f dedicated a song for me on stage on Sat, and i melted. :)
admittidly that could have been the alcohol, or the accusing looks. :P
i kinda think she likes me :wub: :wub: :wub: :wub: :wub:

[Lilmiss]

so whats the problem? :rolleyes:

dont look at her.
dont smile.
dont try to impress her.

she will love ya. ;) :D

[fugley]

Really loud fartin an a belchin works for me......... :blink:

[titey]

Originally posted by fugley@5 August 2003 - 12:41
Really loud fartin an a belchin works for me......... :blink:
Ahh fugs.....

You&#39;re such a romantic&#33; :P

[morpheus.]

Originally posted by lilmiss@5 August 2003 - 17:36
so whats the problem? :rolleyes:

dont look at her.
dont smile.
dont try to impress her.

she will love ya. ;) :D
how

[Lilmiss]

"brrrrppp"
excuse me fugs. ;) :D

[Proper Bo]

I find being stoned/getting them stoned helps
Oh and mars bars :D

[fugley]

Originally posted by lilmiss@5 August 2003 - 17:45
"brrrrppp"
excuse me fugs. ;) :D
paaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarp&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33; no problem sweety&#33;

[titey]

Originally posted by morpheus.@5 August 2003 - 12:44
how
Did you wash yer hand before you touched the keyboard agan? <_<

[Lilmiss]

Originally posted by Proper Bo, I tell thee@5 August 2003 - 17:49

Oh and mars bars :D
;)

/me drools.
no its ok bo, im after your chocolate, not you. :D

[loz]

Work out, get a great body and feel great about yourself, then when she sees how fit you are she&#39;ll want you more and if she doesn&#39;t then give up :lol:

[NeoTheOne]

i cant live without her

[Proper Bo]

Awww, life getting you down?


























GO ON, SHOOT YOURTHELF&#33;

[titey]

Originally posted by neotheone@5 August 2003 - 13:14
i cant live withouth her
What&#39;s with all the lispy peole in here suddenly? :blink:

[Proper Bo]

i dunno, there&#39;s loads of them though&#33;

[morpheus.]

wat did i miss?

[lynx]

Took you a while to wash your hands.

[titey]

Originally posted by lynx@5 August 2003 - 14:14
Took you a while to wash your hands.
Especiall since he really only needed to wash the one&#33; http://www.piczonline.com/client/titey/laugh.gif

[Gemby!]

ewwwwwww :ph34r:

[titey]

Originally posted by gemby&#33;@5 August 2003 - 14:26
ewwwwwww :ph34r:
:o Close yer eyes gemby&#33;

Yer too young for these posts&#33; :P

[Gemby!]

:shifty: thats what you think lol
only joking im a lil bit too pervy looking there lol o:) im an angel really o:)

[chalkmongoose]

The thing is dear, women (and Lilmiss hit it on the nose) are not stupid, like men. Therefore, when a women sees you (at thirteen for Christ&#39;s sake) buying her a somewhat pricey necklace, the first thing they&#39;re going to think is "how quick can I ditch this ass, all he wants is to use me like he uses his fist."
I&#39;ve seen a great deal more success with techniques like actually respecting her for more than a trophy.
You could try something as simple as greeting her every morning, and trying to reassign yourself to at least one (but not every) class that she&#39;s in. That way, she&#39;ll slowly come to notice you, which is what you want. Never force her to notice you. It may already be doomed, since you&#39;ve already told her your intentions by giving her a pricy gift.
You may want to spend the rest of your life with this girl, but she probably does not. Nothing is ever mutual until a great deal of effort has been put into reshaping your feelings to match each other.
And you should also take it easy. You&#39;re only thirteen, life will never be as simple as it at your age. Enjoy your allowance, friends, cost-free room, and television/phone/internet service at no cost to you. It won&#39;t last forever.