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Biggles
03-30-2008, 10:48 PM
SGG is watching some prog called Britney speared by the Paps....that must have hurt like fuck!
Snee
03-30-2008, 10:50 PM
you sure that's not supposed to be "smeared"?
brotherdoobie
03-30-2008, 10:59 PM
you sure that's not supposed to be "smeared"?


As in pap smeared.



-bd :lol:
Something Else
03-30-2008, 11:00 PM
Wank-enthusiasts (http://filesharingtalk.com/vb3/../group.php?groupid=51)
:glag:
Biggles
03-30-2008, 11:01 PM
No, speared it is...I think it is supposed to be clever punnage - but obviously whoever wrote it did not realise what Paps are :shifty:
Snee
03-30-2008, 11:16 PM
Wank-enthusiasts (http://filesharingtalk.com/vb3/../group.php?groupid=51)
:glag:


It said "wankers" first, but it wasn't quite grandiouse enough.
Squeamous
03-30-2008, 11:21 PM
Well her latest boyfriend was a pap...that's how she got to know him. So it's probably quite accurate...although to be fair old fanny chin looks like he probably worries at her more than spears her.
brotherdoobie
03-30-2008, 11:27 PM
Well her latest boyfriend was a pap...that's how she got to know him. So it's probably quite accurate...although to be fair old fanny chin looks like he probably worries at her more than spears her.


Is she still bloated and sweaty?



-bd
Snee
03-30-2008, 11:30 PM
89oS4SN4mNg

The world still revolves around her, I guess :dabs:

Fake hair, lulz.

Link as well, 'cos youtube is being strange. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=89oS4SN4mNg)
Squeamous
03-30-2008, 11:32 PM
Well her latest boyfriend was a pap...that's how she got to know him. So it's probably quite accurate...although to be fair old fanny chin looks like he probably worries at her more than spears her.


Is she still bloated and sweaty?



-bd
Does a bear shit in the woods?
Snee
03-30-2008, 11:38 PM
Is she still bloated and sweaty?



-bd
Does a bear shit in the woods?

She wasn't looking that bad as far as that goes, last I saw any footage of her.

Her "hair" looks really really artificial now, though, to me :unsure:
Squeamous
03-30-2008, 11:45 PM
Nah actually I agree Snee. She is a beautiful woman, with the rare quality that she can look like a bag of hairy balls one minute, then get a stylist and make-up/hairdresser to sort her out and she's as gorgeous as she ever was. And she strikes me as a total professional as far as her career goes. I secretly quite like her.....she's unique that's for sure. Music's not bad either, I really like her last single.

So what, fake hair is a pet hate of yours?
Snee
03-30-2008, 11:49 PM
Just when it looks like it's made of yellow plastic or something, dunno why she bothers, like.

It puts me off the same way a comb-over, or a really dodgy wig does.

Stephanie's (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1lqfQi7146U) do is still pretty awesome.
brotherdoobie
03-30-2008, 11:50 PM
Is she still bloated and sweaty?



-bd
Does a bear shit in the woods?

I thought that particular colloquialism was pure Texan.
I didn't realize it was popular across the pond.


-bd :mellow:
Snee
03-30-2008, 11:50 PM
I'da almost thunk she'd gotten cool if she'd gone with short hair for a bit.

Punky, like.
brotherdoobie
03-31-2008, 12:03 AM
I'da almost thunk she'd gotten cool if she'd gone with short hair for a bit.

Punky, like.

That would be so hawt.


-bd
Squeamous
03-31-2008, 06:45 AM
Does a bear shit in the woods?

I thought that particular colloquialism was pure Texan.
I didn't realize it was popular across the pond.


-bd :mellow:

I never thought about where it comes from :unsure:.