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fugley
08-05-2003, 06:00 PM
After picking the brain of the forum I have decided on the Ford Focus. I will collect one tomorrow.

The deal is done. I'm sure all you thirteen year olds couldnt give a bogey about this, but I felt it was important to share this life style altering piece of information.
Proper Bo
08-05-2003, 06:01 PM
Do you live in a nice little suburban neighbourhood by any chance?
fugley
08-05-2003, 06:06 PM
Originally posted by Proper Bo, I tell thee@5 August 2003 - 18:01
Do you live in a nice little suburban neighbourhood by any chance?
Nope me lives in council flat with me nan - but I does the pimpin for me nan so I can afford all kinds of sh*t!!
CrackheadDan
08-05-2003, 06:08 PM
eewww a focus :x
fugley
08-05-2003, 06:11 PM
Yes and it has a button on the key and when you press it, it goes eeep!!

Always wanted one of those f*ckers! And it got the latest gramaphone too! :ph34r:
Proper Bo
08-05-2003, 06:13 PM
Demand that they throw in a free urinal cake or you won't take it
fugley
08-05-2003, 06:20 PM
Originally posted by Proper Bo, I tell thee@5 August 2003 - 18:13
Demand that they throw in a free urinal cake or you won't take it
Me is not too good at negotiating deals.

Is that something I really should demand?
Doesn't it come automatically with the 1.8 Zetec Ghia??? Please let me know if me is gettin me arse split by that greasy car sales slime ball.

I'd hate to think of all those unnecessary punters me nan gobbled off to get me a poor deal on a glorified Ford Escort!
Proper Bo
08-05-2003, 06:21 PM
:lol:
They don't come as standard in any car under 50k!
Demand one, if he says anything other than "yes sir", slap him with a novelty oversized frying pan and tell your nan to stop givin him discounts
fugley
08-05-2003, 06:23 PM
Originally posted by Proper Bo, I tell thee@5 August 2003 - 18:21
:lol:
They don't come as standard in any car under 50k!
Demand one, if he says anything other than "yes sir", slap him with a novelty oversized frying pan and tell your nan to stop givin him discounts
You has put doubts firmly in me brain cell!
Proper Bo
08-05-2003, 06:24 PM
Put it this way, no unrinal cake, no deal.
REMEMBER THAT, infact, quote it to the car salesman
fugley
08-05-2003, 06:26 PM
Originally posted by Proper Bo, I tell thee@5 August 2003 - 18:24
Put it this way, no unrinal cake, no deal.
REMEMBER THAT, infact, quote it to the car salesman
I think I got you mate. I'll go and pratice while I eat me marmite and icecream sandwiches.
Proper Bo
08-05-2003, 06:27 PM
I want a pic of your car complete with urinal cake on the dash posted tomorow mind
fugley
08-05-2003, 06:28 PM
Originally posted by fugley+5 August 2003 - 18:26--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (fugley &#064; 5 August 2003 - 18:26)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Proper Bo@ I tell thee,5 August 2003 - 18:24
Put it this way, no unrinal cake, no deal.
REMEMBER THAT, infact, quote it to the car salesman
I think I got you mate. I&#39;ll go and pratice while I eat me marmite and icecream sandwiches. [/b][/quote]
It&#39;s no good I&#39;ll only bottle it&#33;

I&#39;ll get me nan to go - she can be very pursuasive when she&#39;s pouting with her teeth out&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33; :ph34r:
BigBank_Hank
08-05-2003, 06:46 PM
Good choice man. If you haven&#39;t looked at Ford lately look again :)
titey
08-05-2003, 06:52 PM
Originally posted by BigBank_Hank@5 August 2003 - 13:46
If you haven&#39;t looked at Ford lately look again :)
I thought it was: "If you haven&#39;t looked at a Ford lately... yer lucky&#33;&#33;&#33;" :P
fugley
08-05-2003, 08:46 PM
I&#39;m gettin excited about it now&#33;
crazy_billy_bats
08-05-2003, 08:46 PM
Originally posted by fugley@5 August 2003 - 20:46
I&#39;m gettin excited about it now&#33;
nice one - watch your keyboard tho &#33;
fugley
08-05-2003, 08:48 PM
Hello master bill how&#39;s things??
crazy_billy_bats
08-05-2003, 08:50 PM
Originally posted by fugley@5 August 2003 - 20:48
Hello master bill how&#39;s things??
oh well i cant complain fugs my old chum.

Alls well indeed. Looks like i have to split tho - im being told what to do here <_<

let me know and ill check back - hairy as ever or shaving often?&#33;

and the job ?&#33; still being a dick then are we &#33;?? ;) :D :D
fugley
08-05-2003, 08:51 PM
I have tried to change - but me weird sadness keeps shinin thru&#33;
crazy_billy_bats
08-05-2003, 08:52 PM
Originally posted by fugley@5 August 2003 - 20:51
I have tried to change - but me weird sadness keeps shinin thru&#33;
and your newly shaved ass &#33;? does it shine thru or not &#33;?

ill love the answer when i check back &#33;&#33; :lol:
fugley
08-05-2003, 08:57 PM
Originally posted by crazy_billy_bats+5 August 2003 - 20:52--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (crazy_billy_bats @ 5 August 2003 - 20:52)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-fugley@5 August 2003 - 20:51
I have tried to change - but me weird sadness keeps shinin thru&#33;
and your newly shaved ass &#33;? does it shine thru or not &#33;?

ill love the answer when i check back &#33;&#33; :lol: [/b][/quote]
Nope tis pretty matted at the moment.