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Squeamous
04-03-2008, 09:57 AM
Anyone heard his new song 'Sensual Seduction?'.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lmQT4_DWXeg (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lmQT4_DWXeg)

Do any of the board ladies actually like any of the contents of this song? I'm not sure if I'm just completely asexual, but listening to it makes me feel a bit queasy and watching the music video actually brings on a sensation of nausea. I think it's because even when just listening I can picture Snoop Dog's weasely little face bearing down on me :cry:. I wish he'd just go back to singing about hos and guns.

Mr. Mulder
04-03-2008, 11:40 AM
i like it :01:

Squeamous
04-03-2008, 12:18 PM
Yeah, I bet you think you know what 'sensual seduction' is too? :rolleyes:

Biggles
04-03-2008, 12:25 PM
Meh! He is not Jethro Tull or Pink Floyd :dabs:

Gripper
04-03-2008, 12:28 PM
Interesting backing singers :)

dedro
04-03-2008, 01:55 PM
i like the song but video is wacky

100%
04-03-2008, 02:06 PM
Finally the real snoop is showing himself.

Snee
04-03-2008, 04:11 PM
You listen to rap?

:ghey:

Barbarossa
04-03-2008, 04:13 PM
Rap is cRap :happy:

There are only two things adster ever brought to this forum. That was one of them, the other was the "count to 10000" thread.

Skiz
04-03-2008, 04:23 PM
Anyone heard his new song 'Sensual Seduction?'.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lmQT4_DWXeg (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lmQT4_DWXeg)

Do any of the board ladies actually like any of the contents of this song? I'm not sure if I'm just completely asexual, but listening to it makes me feel a bit queasy and watching the music video actually brings on a sensation of nausea. I think it's because even when just listening I can picture Snoop Dog's weasely little face bearing down on me :cry:. I wish he'd just go back to singing about hos and guns.

Seems like he's doing an RKelly impression. :pissingpaedo:

Defy
04-03-2008, 04:28 PM
WTF... why is he actually singing?! Go back to your smoke blunts all day rap attitude, lol.

Mr. Mulder
04-03-2008, 05:27 PM
Yeah, I bet you think you know what 'sensual seduction' is too? :rolleyes:
its when you let the girl go on top :snooty:

Squeamous
04-03-2008, 05:40 PM
Seems like he's doing an RKelly impression. :pissingpaedo:

:lol:

Squeamous
04-03-2008, 05:47 PM
WTF... why is he actually singing?! Go back to your smoke blunts all day rap attitude, lol.

Well see it's like this. He's grown up a lot since the days of wearing bling so heavy he needs 3 minders to carry it around after him like a train, shagging hos and fantasising about being brave and hard enough to actually shoot someone in cold blood instead of just singing about it. Now he's a lover not a fighter. Now, he spends at least 2 minutes on foreplay instead of just spending all his time getting sucked off in the back of a limo by a succession of hatchet-faced 'beauties' off their faces on the complementary Charlie. He's even found the 'clitoris' and the 'nipples' and even some places he thought were the stuff of legend. Basically, he's discovered delights 99.9% of the male population already knew about and damn it, he's going to sing it from the rooftops, the fucking bell end :angry:.

Squeamous
04-03-2008, 05:47 PM
Yeah, I bet you think you know what 'sensual seduction' is too? :rolleyes:
its when you let the girl go on top :snooty:

:noes:

Mr. Mulder
04-03-2008, 05:48 PM
right. that's it. you don't get to go on top when we finally do it, in fact, you have to watch :snooty:

Squeamous
04-03-2008, 05:52 PM
Ok.....just be sure to wake me when it's in and I'll get the binoculars out :happy:

Mr. Mulder
04-03-2008, 05:55 PM
are they so you can see from one end to the other? text me when you're looking through them and i'll wave to ewe :sneaky:

Squeamous
04-03-2008, 05:56 PM
Touche!

Adster
05-07-2008, 01:19 PM
Rap is cRap :happy:

There are only two things adster ever brought to this forum. That was one of them, the other was the "count to 10000" thread.

ahh yes they were the days!

ohh yeah and rap is still Crap with a capital C:lol: