How To

[thisiswhoweare]

Any solutions, its buggin the hell out of me. No swatters available. :(

[callum]

Originally posted by thisiswhoweare@6 August 2003 - 00:33
Any solutions, its buggin the hell out of me. No swatters available. :(
Spray it with deodorant until it falls out of the air then squash it. :D

[thisiswhoweare]

the bugger wont stay still

[Proper Bo]

roll up a magazine or something similar and chase it, hours of fun (depending on if you hit it) AND great exercise :D

[mutterings]

i used to used a fishing rod when they fly around the light bulb wave the fishing in a demented fashion until said fly is dead....very efficient but has a drawback.you only ever find one half of the fly until you lay down :blink: (btw dont use beach rod or boat rod to big and bulky ;) )
^^^^^^just thought would this be fly fishing??? :huh:

[callum]

Originally posted by thisiswhoweare@6 August 2003 - 00:36
the bugger wont stay still
Chase it!
That's the thrill of the hunt.
No fun if it's to easy.
Hairspray is better if you happen to have some. :D

[thisiswhoweare]

anyone seen/used one of those fly squashers that look like venus fly traps??? they look interesting.

[thisiswhoweare]

Originally posted by Proper Bo, I tell thee@6 August 2003 - 00:37
roll up a magazine or something similar and chase it, hours of fun (depending on if you hit it) AND great exercise :D
im waiting lol.. on the comp

[liquidacid]

There's another way, but it only works at night. ie. when it's dark.

Turn out the lights in your bedroom, then turn a light on in your hall way..

Now, leave your door open and watch, as the disease spreading little shite wings it out of your door. All insects fly toward light.....

This works brilliantly for mossies, midgies, or any other bug that is too small to swat, but big enough to make a fecking irritating noise.

[thisiswhoweare]

its night over here :D
its flew out now, but i think it deserved a place on my wall [squashed]

[Proper Bo]

oh well ;)

do you have any family in bed who could do with a rolled up magazine beating then instead? :D

[thisiswhoweare]

lol. they all do.
ARGHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[the_faceman]

i hate when you open the window as far as it can go to let it out and they just don't take the hint. then they die for their insubordination.

[thisiswhoweare]

i hate it when you open the window and instead of it leaving, 6 more come in. Grrrr

[Keikan]

You might wanna get yourself this
http://world.guns.ru/smg/hk_mp5a2.jpg
or
http://world.guns.ru/machine/m60.jpg

[slick nick]

2 words: wet rag

get's em every time. they can't outfly a wet rag swung like a mad man after them.

[harrycary]

Because the fly has such a simple nervous system you can easily "overload it" by sneaking up,(2 hands in an open-clapping form) wiggling your fingers, and than clapping your hands together and killing it. Note that a fly takes off backwards and use this to your advantage.

This will work every time. It's been scientifically proven.

Piece of cake.

[thisiswhoweare]

lol all good ideas.
Anyone seen one of these in action?....it looks simple,but sounds effective.. Might get one just for laughs
http://www.boysstuff.co.uk/product.asp?id=...andom=949459255 (http://www.boysstuff.co.uk/product.asp?id=1385&random=949459255)

[FearNot]

:lol: Keikan you hate mcdonalds?!? I WORK THERE now I will have to go mcdonalds on your ass lol