For Fuck Suke Grimms

[Mr JP Fugley]

THE SHORT VERSION OF "YOU ARE" IS "YOU'RE"

AS IN - YOU'RE HAVING A LAUGH

NOT - YOUR HAVING A LAUGH.

There, I've said it. It's out in the open now.

[Mr JP Fugley]

I Was So Annoyed I Typed Suke And Not Sake.

[Mr JP Fugley]

Aaaaaarrrrrrgggggghhhhhhh!

[Skweeky]

It sounds better though. For Fuck Suke

[Mr JP Fugley]

:lol::earl:

Thanks for that.

/calms down

Oh did you see the Pratchet or do you want it sended. I've downloaded it.

[100%]

JP Is there anybody else out there who writes like pratchet, in relation to sarcasm, humor, scinisism and general dual playing off today's banalities in a ridiculous way?

Would be mucho obliged if you do suggest a one or two.

[corpse]

Ah, nvm, misread little part of topic...

[Mr JP Fugley]

@101%

Jeremy Clarkson

[Mr JP Fugley]

Sometimes it's changing the sentence, so it have no sense :P



:frusty:

[Mr JP Fugley]

Have you read Kurt Vonnegut. Genius.

Not the same style as Pratchett but everyone must read his stuff. I think there may be a law about it.

[100%]

:lo: Interesting choice.... indeed along his and pratchet's mentality would be fine.

or does no one else exist?

[Snee]

Sometimes it's changing the sentence, so it have no sense :P



:frusty:

Lucky the rest of his post made such a fine point, eh?

[100%]

will look into Vonnegut

[Mr JP Fugley]

Douglas Adams, obviously.

His discussions with regard a packet of biscuits and a misunderstanding are a searing indictment on what it means to be British and in particular middle Englandish.

[Mr JP Fugley]

:lo: Interesting choice.... indeed along his and pratchet's mentality would be fine.

or does no one else exist?

I honestly enjoy reading Clarkson. It's mostly compilations from his newspaper columss but they are good for a wee 3 or 4 page at a time dip in.

Bill Bryson is good for that too. Bit of frippery.

[Mr JP Fugley]

If you haven't read PG Wodehouse you haven't seen what can be done with words. The way he puts them together is fantastic.

[Mr JP Fugley]

:frusty:

Lucky the rest of his post made such a fine point, eh?

I was taking it he was being facetious with that part.

[100%]

Keep them coming.
Is there anybody who basically writes like you?

not taking the piss or anything but i would really enjoy a book written by you.

[Snee]

zed, btw: You could give some of neil gaiman's lighter work a bash if you like Pratchett. You could start off with the one he and Pratchett co-wrote, even, Good Omens. After that, neverwhere might be well worth a read.

[Mr JP Fugley]

Good Omens is a good idea.

There's also the Pratchett non discworld stuff if you haven't read that. Mostly aimed at the kids but you might like it if you like his style.

[100%]

The one thing i find sad about pratchet is that he never applied his "game" on todays society and instead chose to do it indirectly behind the shield of the genre of "wizardry"

and hence got anally fucked by hogwarths.

if only he could have played his words more directly on todays life.

Aren't there any young writers, who speak todays language with his humor.

[Snee]

Charles Stross with the Jennifer Morgue is kind of funny :idunno:

[Skweeky]

I would go for Bill Bryson, absolutely genious that man!

Try Tom Sharpe, he's really funny and reminds me of Pratchett a wee bit. If you're looking for some dark freaky stuff, give Patrick McGrath's 'Spider' a go. Fucking weirdest book I've ever read in my life, but very very good.

And JP, if you could send the Pratchett thing, I would be eternally greatful.

[Snee]

That one worked especially well for me 'cos of what and who I'm working with, though. The epilogue was far too familiar :pinch:

The Morgue, I mean.

[100%]

Will check into all of the above, merci, takk, gracias, gindobre

[Mr JP Fugley]

I would go for Bill Bryson, absolutely genious that man!

Try Tom Sharpe, he's really funny and reminds me of Pratchett a wee bit. If you're looking for some dark freaky stuff, give Patrick McGrath's 'Spider' a go. Fucking weirdest book I've ever read in my life, but very very good.

And JP, if you could send the Pratchett thing, I would be eternally greatful.

Willdo Skip

Gonnae PM the address to this account, it'll save me fannying about looking for it.

[Biggles]

Robert Rankin is good fun if a bit off the wall - books like Armageddon the B Movie are worth a look.

Oh and Nostradamus ate my Hamster.

[100%]

JP have you ever considered writing a novel / book / article / note ?

[Skweeky]

I think JP would be good at writing notes.

[SAM]

It's good that some people still respect the English grammar.
And it's better when you see old members try to discipline newbs.
Mr JP Fugley (http://filesharingtalk.com/vb3/../../members/mr-jp-fugley-47236)
don't you think we should open a school?

[Mr JP Fugley]

JP have you ever considered writing a novel / book / article / note ?

I did once try to write a note, the results were disastrous.

Mrs JP is an accomplished writer. True story.

[Mr JP Fugley]

It's good that some people still respect the English grammar.
And it's better when you see old members try to discipline newbs.
Mr JP Fugley (http://filesharingtalk.com/vb3/../../members/mr-jp-fugley-47236)
don't you think we should open a school?

Yes, I don't think that.

[J-dye]

jp is a fred perfectionist :eyebrows:

[J-dye]

for fucks sake sue grimms

looks better

[Septimus]

for fucks sake sue grimms

looks better

I´m agree

[Barbarossa]

Keep them coming.
Is there anybody who basically writes like you?

not taking the piss or anything but i would really enjoy a book written by you.

Read something by Iain Banks. True story.

[Biggles]

Keep them coming.
Is there anybody who basically writes like you?

not taking the piss or anything but i would really enjoy a book written by you.

Read something by Iain Banks. True story.

Most of the way through Matter and it is excellent.

[Snee]

Barbie should definitely read jennifer morgue. Also true story.

[Barbarossa]

Read something by Iain Banks. True story.

Most of the way through Matter and it is excellent.
I'm waiting for the paperback :emo:

[Snee]

Read something by Iain Banks. True story.

Most of the way through Matter and it is excellent.

It's right up there with books like Excession.

I have a paperback of it :unsure:

[Biggles]

Most of the way through Matter and it is excellent.

It's right up there with books like Excession.

I have a paperback of it :unsure:

Do paperbacks come out fasterer in Swedenland? I have the hardback but it is a monster at 600 pages :ermm: Got a signed copy in Waterstones in Glasgae though.

[Snee]

:idunno: I reckon it's imported from the UK, like.

It's large format, like, though.

There wasn't even a hardback available, when I got it, afaik.

[Mr JP Fugley]

It's right up there with books like Excession.

I have a paperback of it :unsure:

Do paperbacks come out fasterer in Swedenland? I have the hardback but it is a monster at 600 pages :ermm: Got a signed copy in Waterstones in Glasgae though.

The one on Sauchiehall Street. :O

I've bought stuff from there.

[Biggles]

Do paperbacks come out fasterer in Swedenland? I have the hardback but it is a monster at 600 pages :ermm: Got a signed copy in Waterstones in Glasgae though.

The one on Sauchiehall Street. :O

I've bought stuff from there.

It was indeedly - I even when downstairs for a coffee. I was taxi driver for SGG and mate (on "essential" shopping duties apparently). Directline had given me a book token for moving to them so I felt drawn to the warmth and comparative safety of Waterstones. I think her pal was getting his ear pierced and I wanted no part of it and could claim plausible deniability when his Mum burst a fuse.

[100%]

You do realize that i might actually read all the authors you have mentioned.

[Mr JP Fugley]

Costa in a Waterstone's whilst your daughter's pal get's his ear pricked. Picking up your free book, which you were gifted for getting vehicular insurance.

Does it get any more middle aged, middle class idyllic than that old bean.

[Mr JP Fugley]

You do realize that i might actually read all the authors you have mentioned.

Read their books, mate.

You know it makes sence.

[CrabGirl]

I dislike Bryson. He's an arrogant ass.

[Mr JP Fugley]

I dislike Bryson. He's an arrogant ass.

What of his books.

[Biggles]

Costa in a Waterstone's whilst your daughter's pal get's his ear pricked. Picking up your free book, which you were gifted for getting vehicular insurance.

Does it get any more middle aged, middle class idyllic than that old bean.

:) :noes:

[Biggles]

You do realize that i might actually read all the authors you have mentioned.

It will take a while but it will be good.

[Mr JP Fugley]

I love it that his rebellious statement includes his pal's dad doing the taxi driving.

In other news, great call on the plausible deniability.

When number two son announced rather dramatically that he was getting his ear-pierced, obviously expecting a reaction, my reply was along the lines of "Fair do's, mate. It's your lug. Just make sure it's somewhere with good hygiene."

[CrabGirl]

"Notes from a Small Island" I didn't find it funny at all. He sounded like such a whinger throughout the whole book. I haven't bothered with him since then. There are funnier writers out there, Pete McCarthy for example.

[Something Else]

I'm reading. Philip.K.Dick - Flow my tears, the policeman said.


Very good stuff.

[Snee]

Ah, rite, Philip K. Dick can be pretty damned funny at times :smilie4:

[Biggles]

I love it that his rebellious statement includes his pal's dad doing the taxi driving.

In other news, great call on the plausible deniability.

When number two son announced rather dramatically that he was getting his ear-pierced, obviously expecting a reaction, my reply was along the lines of "Fair do's, mate. It's your lug. Just make sure it's somewhere with good hygiene."

Rebellion isn't what it used to be

http://i.thisislondon.co.uk/i/pix/2007/02/wolfie_243x278.jpg

[Mr JP Fugley]

Power to the people, Foxy.

[Snee]

Oh yeah, that reminds me. One of these days I'm totally writing a review of that orsum movie biggles recommended in the sci-fi bewb-thread :smilie4:

[Biggles]

Oh yeah, that reminds me. One of these days I'm totally writing a review of that orsum movie biggles recommended in the sci-fi bewb-thread :smilie4:

I did warn you that it was an appalling B movie :ermm:

Possibly in the so bad it is good category. Apparently the directors cut is best because he re-instated more bewbage.

[Skweeky]

I love it that his rebellious statement includes his pal's dad doing the taxi driving.

In other news, great call on the plausible deniability.

When number two son announced rather dramatically that he was getting his ear-pierced, obviously expecting a reaction, my reply was along the lines of "Fair do's, mate. It's your lug. Just make sure it's somewhere with good hygiene."

Rebellion isn't what it used to be

http://i.thisislondon.co.uk/i/pix/2007/02/wolfie_243x278.jpg


Tell me about it. I had to run away to a foreign country with a married man to get a reaction out of my mother :lol:

PS: I know this will be as spooky as manker being nice, but I too have bought things out of Waterstone's in Sauchiehall Street :O

[Something Else]

That is pretty spooky I would have expected you to nick them. :O

[Alien5]

Rebellion isn't what it used to be

http://i.thisislondon.co.uk/i/pix/2007/02/wolfie_243x278.jpg


Tell me about it. I had to run away to a foreign country with a married man to get a reaction out of my mother :lol:

PS: I know this will be as spooky as manker being nice, but I too have bought things out of Waterstone's in Sauchiehall Street :O

all i remember about that show was - the opening titles were better funnier than the program itself.

[SAM]

You know what i hate most about the lounge?:cry::cry::cry::cry::cry::cry::cry:
that if you wanna pick on someone you will never leave him till he is out for good.:dry:
Please guys.don't be that hard on the new comers.
racists:dabs:

[Skweeky]

Hush Child, Don't speak when the adults are talking

[Something Else]

lolol skweeky just pwnt the crap out of ewe mate.
True story.

[Mr JP Fugley]

You know what i hate most about the lounge?:cry::cry::cry::cry::cry::cry::cry:
that if you wanna pick on someone you will never leave him till he is out for good.:dry:
Please guys.don't be that hard on the new comers.
racists:dabs:

I agree with the dumb kid.

Stop being so harsh to people, cunts.

[escuoop]

what about, u r?

any way, who is that in ur sig Mr JP?

[Proper Bo]

any way, who is that in ur sig Mr JP?

:lol::earl:

[Mr JP Fugley]

what about, u r?



Half nine, give or take.

[escuoop]

lolol skweeky just pwnt the crap out of ewe mate.
True story.

I think that has something to do with the baby, he's a lounge member already

[C-mos]

lolol skweeky just pwnt the crap out of ewe mate.
True story.

I think that has something to do with the baby, he's a lounge member already


:blink::blink::blink:

[SAM]

Hush Child, Don't speak when the adults are talking
k mammy can i suck your nipples now