spot the Squemouse

[J-dye]

from an old album ,which one do you think she is among the three ? :unsure:

http://xs126.xs.to/xs126/08144/squeemoses805.png

[Something Else]

Sorry I can't read posts by people i've got on ignore.

Make a new account. You've right fucked this one up anyway. :emo:

[Biggles]

:o

[Biggles]

from an old album ,which one do you think she is among the three ? :unsure:

http://xs126.xs.to/xs126/08144/squeemoses805.png

For Benchez

[C-mos]

the girl from the right?;;)

[J-dye]

For Benchez

who is she ? :unsure:

[Snee]

Sorry I can't read posts by people i've got on ignore.

Make a new account. You've right fucked this one up anyway. :emo:

Wurd, homie.

I think he wanted to know anyways (http://filesharingtalk.com/vb3/f-everything-related-board-9/t-ignore-list--288481-new), biggles. benches was only being informative, like.

[Something Else]

Cheers Les.

None of those look like the pic I have. :sneaky:

[Squeamous]

:lol:

You're totally kidding. I would have been beaten black and blue for such behaviour :unsure:.

[trackrider]

OK :shifty: I will guess the one in a red dress :whistling

[Mr JP Fugley]

Sorry I can't read posts by people i've got on ignore.

Make a new account. You've right fucked this one up anyway. :emo:

+1

He went on ignore last night, when Skweemouse was taken off. To balance my karma.

[chalice]

JP, how do you feel in the wake of all this Glasnost?

There is some re-positioning to be done.

She's one of those hard-nosed, stocking-flashing, bull-dozing, dickhead bashing kinda gals.

Just your type.

[C-mos]

She's one of those hard-nosed, stocking-flashing, bull-dozing, dickhead bashing kinda gals.

Just your type.

definitely the right girl :D:D

[Mr JP Fugley]

JP, how do you feel in the wake of all this Glasnost?

There is some re-positioning to be done.

She's one of those hard-nosed, stocking-flashing, bull-dozing, dickhead bashing kinda gals.

Just your type.

One will have to see the work prior to deciding anything. It's only fair not to pre-judge.

[Squeamous]

I am here you know :dry:

[Snee]

Go on then, impress him, like.

And make it snappy.

I totally endorsed you, like.

[chalice]

Yeah, so something, like or do something else, like.

[manicgeek]

I think you should put him on ignore Squeamous :lol:

The mans a cunt.... go on ignore him... you know you want too.

[Squeamous]

But MG, putting him on ignore would be a tad disproportionate a response to someone who interests me so little. If the yapping starts to bother me I'll think about a review.

[Squeamous]

Will somebody please tell Snee I'm not talking to him because I have reason to believe he is The Fug.

:snooty:

[manicgeek]

Snee she's not talking to you because you're The Fug :lol:

[Proper Bo]

Will somebody please tell Snee I'm not talking to him because I have reason to believe he is The Fug.

:snooty:

We're all JP, ffs.

pneubs:rolleyes:

[manicgeek]

Yeah JPs what though ....

[Proper Bo]

:huh:

[Squeamous]

I am definitely not JP! My balls are waaaay bigger than his.

[Snee]

Will somebody please tell Snee I'm not talking to him because I have reason to believe he is The Fug.

:snooty:

:blink:

[Snee]

That was well harsh and you nearly made me cry :snooty:

[Squeamous]

I said 'Fug' not 'Fag' :rolleyes:.

[Snee]

Yeah, but he's got like religion and scotland and stuff.

I hear those blokes are uneducated or accountants or something :unsure:

[Squeamous]

Not to worry Scotlands got, like, the life expectancy of Zimbabwe or something. He'll be dead soon.

[manker]

It's all the heroin and aids :no:

Those poor Scotch are riddled with it :no:

[Squeamous]

Well I for one am glad they're going to be getting free prescriptions along with their free education. I've never seen a country need either more. Hopefully it will also encourage the populace to make better use of methadone on prescription.

[manker]

Pretty sure us Welsh get free prescriptions too - and school is free, at least it is when you're three http://www.msgweb.nl/emoticons/50_50.gif

===

So anyway, Squeams. Tell me something. I just got teh missus' car valeted cos it was disgusting, she doesn't know so it's a nice thing to do. This much I'm sure of despite it being me, rather than her, who likes to drive inside of clean cars ... .

Thing is, her birthday is close so I was thinking of getting the valeting bloke to clean it every month for her as a birthday present. Not her only or main present. Just a present.
Is this an okay thing to do for a female of our species :unsure:

[Squeamous]

Well, obviously you lot are just getting free stuff because you're brilliant and deserve it.

Hmmmm, on the topic of the pressie. You need to think about this. Will you need to drive the car somewhere to have it valeted, or will he come to you? If the former, are you prepared to do the delivering of the car and picking it up once a month for her? If the latter are you going to be prepared to wait in for him to arrive? If you're not you will open up a can of worms when she accuses you of making more work for her. If yes, can you really be arsed for something that at the end of the day, is really not something that seems to bother her that much? What happens when the year is up...will you stop providing the service? If you take it away it may look churlish.

Are you prepared to have this bind for the rest of eternity, or suffer some lady rage? Or worse....the 'I'm so disappointed in you' face.

[manker]

There are so many things to consider :dabs:

The valeter bloke'll come to me and since I have to use that car fairly often, owing to it having 4 seats and a boot, it'll be fairly easy for me to get him to come and do it when I've got it in work.

I'm not worried about next year 'cos by then I'm hoping to have a hawt Latvian live-in au pair who will clean both cars each weekend whilst wearing only a white see-thro' thong :mellow:

[Proper Bo]

There are so many things to consider :dabs:

The valeter bloke'll come to me and since I have to use that car fairly often, owing to it having 4 seats and a boot, it'll be fairly easy for me to get him to come and do it when I've got it in work.

I'm not worried about next year 'cos by then I'm hoping to have a hawt Latvian live-in au pair who will clean both cars each weekend whilst wearing only a white see-thro' thong :mellow:

If she thought a chrome bin was a good present, she'll probably think having her car valeted is just as orsum.

[Squeamous]

:lol: @ Bo

You gonna have babies then Manky? :O

[manker]

Holy batshit, it's the mighty sarcasm man. Phr34r his wordular scorn :o


:dabs:

===

Women should be practical about presents. Best one I've ever had in my life is one tank full of petrol per month. Which was given to me by my Dad when I was 18.

I'm still doing it. True Story.
He might be regretting it now but like fuck am I giving him back the petrol card :smilie4:

[Proper Bo]

Holy batshit, it's the mighty sarcasm man. Phr34r his wordular scorn :o


:dabs:

I wasn't being sarcastic:lol:

[manker]

:lol: @ Bo

You gonna have babies then Manky? :O
Already got one and he's alright for a wee pudgy short bloke with limited conversational skillz.

I duno. Kids are great but they take up so much time in the evening.
Maybe when the Latvian au pair is settled in :idunno:

[manker]

Holy batshit, it's the mighty sarcasm man. Phr34r his wordular scorn :o


:dabs:

I wasn't being sarcastic:lol:
Well ... as you might expect, she thinks a chrome bin is a shit present.

I liked the bin :snooty:

[Biggles]

Well I for one am glad they're going to be getting free prescriptions along with their free education. I've never seen a country need either more. Hopefully it will also encourage the populace to make better use of methadone on prescription.

:dry:

We have fruit n stuff up here I know for a fact the vegetable shop (or whatever it is called) sells toffee apples Fact!

[Proper Bo]

Ewe should find a burd who thinks a chrome bin is a good present, ewe'd be onto a winnar there, like.

[Squeamous]

Already got one and he's alright for a wee pudgy short bloke with limited conversational skillz.

I duno. Kids are great but they take up so much time in the evening.
Maybe when the Latvian au pair is settled in :idunno:

Yeah, but she'll be busy with the kid in the evenings, and you'll get to spend some quality time with wifey in front of the telly watching soaps :happy:.

[manker]

I'm still not maried ... oh, wait, is 'wifey' a common girls' name in Latvia :unsure:

[Proper Bo]

I'm still not married ... oh, wait, is 'wifey' a common girls' name in Latvia :unsure:

wifey just means woman:unsure:

[Proper Bo]

at least round here, anyway:unsure:

[Squeamous]

Well I for one am glad they're going to be getting free prescriptions along with their free education. I've never seen a country need either more. Hopefully it will also encourage the populace to make better use of methadone on prescription.

:dry:

We have fruit n stuff up here I know for a fact the vegetable shop (or whatever it is called) sells toffee apples Fact!

Oh, ummmm....hello....*gulp*

Didn't know you were here :whistling

[Squeamous]

I'm still not married ... oh, wait, is 'wifey' a common girls' name in Latvia :unsure:

wifey just means woman:unsure:

What he said....

[Something Else]

:yes: Same down here.

[Squeamous]

I like practical pressies. I got a battery charger and some rechargeable batteries off my dad this Christmas, and a set of drill bits. I also got a whole lot of nice kitchen gear with any monies I received. It was quite a good haul now I come to think of it.

[manker]

Just a bit touchy about marriage atm.

Fucking people and their opinions. Not you lot - :earl: people :dry:
If no-one ever got married again and didn't talk about it anymore, my life would be a lot easier.

[Squeamous]

Trouble is Manky isn't down with the kids like us younger members of the board, so has clearly never heard the term used in American hiphop :snooty:.

[Proper Bo]

Just a bit touchy about marriage atm.

Fucking people and their opinions. Not you lot - :earl: people :dry:
If no-one ever got married again and didn't talk about it anymore, my life would be a lot easier.

:pinch:

[Proper Bo]

Trouble is Manky isn't down with the kids like us younger members of the board, so has clearly never heard the term used in American hiphop :snooty:.

It was in geordie speak before hippity-hop (or indeed america) was even invented:unsure:

[Squeamous]

See you should have thought about that before you spaffed up your missus and got her up the duff M...that's a red rag to a bull to the shotgun wedding brigade.

[Squeamous]

Trouble is Manky isn't down with the kids like us younger members of the board, so has clearly never heard the term used in American hiphop :snooty:.

It was in geordie speak before hippity-hop (or indeed america) was even invented:unsure:

Ah, ok. Anyways, you know the Welsh hear about everything 200 years after the rest of the world :yup:.

[manker]

'spaffed' :lol:

Is this more speak from the ghetto.

[manker]

When I say 'ghetto', I meanthe ghettos from whence hippity hop sprung, rather than London.

[Squeamous]

Smelting from Surrey doesn't seem to think so :snooty:

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=spaffed

[Biggles]

When I say 'ghetto', I meanthe ghettos from whence hippity hop sprung, rather than London.



Kendal?

[Proper Bo]

When I say 'ghetto', I meanthe ghettos from whence hippity hop sprung, rather than London.



Kendal?

What ghetto was jimmy saville from? Everyone knows he invented hippity-hop.
Fact.

[Squeamous]

When I say 'ghetto', I meanthe ghettos from whence hippity hop sprung, rather than London.

Well I was born in the West saaiiiide.

[Squeamous]

Kendal?

What ghetto was jimmy saville from? Everyone knows he invented hippity-hop.
Fact.

I know something potentially libellous about Jimmy Saville, so unfortunately I can't tell you what it is. Sorry about that.

[Biggles]

What ghetto was jimmy saville from? Everyone knows he invented hippity-hop.
Fact.

I know something potentially libellous about Jimmy Saville, so unfortunately I can't tell you what it is. Sorry about that.

I think if I put my mind to it I could make make up bucket loads of libellous things about him :shifty:

[Proper Bo]

Having started playing records in dance halls in the early 40s, Savile was effectively the first ever DJ; the first person to use two turntables and a microphone, which he did at the Grand Records Ball at the Guardbridge Hotel in 1947. Indeed, Savile is widely acknowledged as being one of the first (perhaps THE first) to use twin turntables for continuous play of music, thus pioneering the concept of DJing as we know it today.
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/4/49/Jimmy_Savile_PICT6249a.jpg/251px-Jimmy_Savile_PICT6249a.jpg
How's about that, then?

[Biggles]

Having started playing records in dance halls in the early 40s, Savile was effectively the first ever DJ; the first person to use two turntables and a microphone, which he did at the Grand Records Ball at the Guardbridge Hotel in 1947. Indeed, Savile is widely acknowledged as being one of the first (perhaps THE first) to use twin turntables for continuous play of music, thus pioneering the concept of DJing as we know it today.
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/4/49/Jimmy_Savile_PICT6249a.jpg/251px-Jimmy_Savile_PICT6249a.jpg
How's about that, then?

Strangely that wasn't what I had in mind.

[Squeamous]

I know something potentially libellous about Jimmy Saville, so unfortunately I can't tell you what it is. Sorry about that.

I think if I put my mind to it I could make make up bucket loads of libellous things about him :shifty:

Spanking can go both ways you know :dry:.

[manker]

Having started playing records in dance halls in the early 40s, Savile was effectively the first ever DJ; the first person to use two turntables and a microphone, which he did at the Grand Records Ball at the Guardbridge Hotel in 1947. Indeed, Savile is widely acknowledged as being one of the first (perhaps THE first) to use twin turntables for continuous play of music, thus pioneering the concept of DJing as we know it today.
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/4/49/Jimmy_Savile_PICT6249a.jpg/251px-Jimmy_Savile_PICT6249a.jpg
How's about that, then?
What the feck's that got to do with hippity hop :blink:

[Proper Bo]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/4/49/Jimmy_Savile_PICT6249a.jpg/251px-Jimmy_Savile_PICT6249a.jpg
How's about that, then?
What the feck's that got to do with hippity hop :blink:

He invented it. True story.
The two turntables and mixing thing, the bad clothes and jewelry, the cigars, the jibber-jabber.

think it thro'.

[Biggles]

I think if I put my mind to it I could make make up bucket loads of libellous things about him :shifty:

Spanking can go both ways you know :dry:.

:lol:

Oh! you meant true libellous stuff like? :shifty:

[Squeamous]

Is that the tartan of the Saville clan?

[Squeamous]

Spanking can go both ways you know :dry:.

:lol:

Oh! you meant true libellous stuff like? :shifty:

Look, all I'm going to say on the subject is it was the 70's.....a time of experimentation and a slightly looser understanding of the word 'no' than we're currently used to.

:shifty:

[manker]

What the feck's that got to do with hippity hop :blink:

He invented it. True story.
The two turntables and mixing thing, the bad clothes and jewelry, the cigars, the jibber-jabber.

think it thro'.
:idunno:

Tbh, I don't really know much about hippity hop - other than black people seem to like it.
I also know that I won't like it. I don't like any music that black people do.
Wait a minute. I don't like music that Chinese or Indian people do either.

What the fuck is wrong with them, can't they make 'owt decent for me to listen to :blink:

[Biggles]

He invented it. True story.
The two turntables and mixing thing, the bad clothes and jewelry, the cigars, the jibber-jabber.

think it thro'.
:idunno:

Tbh, I don't really know much about hippity hop - other than black people seem to like it.
I also know that I won't like it. I don't like any music that black people do.
Wait a minute. I don't like music that Chinese or Indian people do either.

What the fuck is wrong with them, can't they make 'owt decent for me to listen to :blink:

Sexualist

[Proper Bo]

He invented it. True story.
The two turntables and mixing thing, the bad clothes and jewelry, the cigars, the jibber-jabber.

think it thro'.
:idunno:

Tbh, I don't really know much about hippity hop - other than black people seem to like it.
I also know that I won't like it. I don't like any music that black people do.
Wait a minute. I don't like music that Chinese or Indian people do either.

What the fuck is wrong with them, can't they make 'owt decent for me to listen to :blink:

If it hasn't got a catchy chorus sung in an annoying californian accent, you're just not interested:no:

[manker]

Big Les and Peabody have both just posted true facts :smilie4:

[Biggles]

:lol:

Oh! you meant true libellous stuff like? :shifty:

Look, all I'm going to say on the subject is it was the 70's.....a time of experimentation and a slightly looser understanding of the word 'no' than we're currently used to.

:shifty:

Ahh! That would make sence - he started to be almost coherent around then

I was thinking Bates motel, little boys and strange fix it chairs :unsure:

[manker]

lol, Squeamous spaffed Jimmy Saville.

[Squeamous]

[
Ahh! That would make sence - he started to be almost coherent around then

I was thinking Bates motel, little boys and strange fix it chairs :unsure:

What a fertile imagination you have sir :unsure:.

[Squeamous]

lol, Squeamous spaffed Jimmy Saville.

I was a twinkle in my daddy's spaff back then aksherly :snooty:.

[manker]

lol, Squeamous spaffed Jimmy Saville.

I was a twinkle in my daddy's spaff back then aksherly :snooty:.
Musta been the lighting in those pics :unsure:

[Snee]

I heard an eight-year-old black girl is the first ever recorded rapper, lyke.

Totally gangsta', rap music.

[Squeamous]

I was a twinkle in my daddy's spaff back then aksherly :snooty:.
Musta been the lighting in those pics :unsure:

I'm just very mature for my age :fist:.

[chalice]

I heard what was purported to be the first ever audible recording last week.

1860 or something else. 17 years before Edison and Marconi and them cunts.

It was scratched on wax paper and was a French tune so there is no way of knowing if it was a good recording or not.

[Proper Bo]

I heard what was purported to be the first ever audible recording last week.

1860 or something else. 17 years before Edison and Marconi and them cunts.

It was scratched on wax paper and was a French tune so there is no way of knowing if it was a good recording or not.

There are claims that there's recordings etched into old pottery and stuff, like.

[Snee]

I heard what was purported to be the first ever audible recording last week.

1860 or something else. 17 years before Edison and Marconi and them cunts.

It was scratched on wax paper and was a French tune so there is no way of knowing if it was a good recording or not.

I heard Edison bought most of his inventions from other people, like.

[Proper Bo]

I heard what was purported to be the first ever audible recording last week.

1860 or something else. 17 years before Edison and Marconi and them cunts.

It was scratched on wax paper and was a French tune so there is no way of knowing if it was a good recording or not.

I heard Edison bought most of his inventions from other people, like.

Edison was obviously a shark. :smilie4:

Taking credit for other peoples' wurk > *

[chalice]

Ya, like.

Did ewes ever watch that The Prestige??

Apparently there's this semi-mythological genius dawg called Tesla. As thesbianised by David Bowie.

What is was, was it was all really a scramble for patents. The technology and the knowledge were at large but it took money to bring it into alignment.

[Proper Bo]

Ya, like.

Did ewes ever watch that The Prestige??

Apparently there's this semi-mythological genius dawg called Tesla. As thesbianised by David Bowie.

What is was, was it was all really a scramble for patents. The technology and the knowledge were at large but it took money to bring it into alignment.

Was that that fillum about that bloke what did magic tricks and cloned hats or something else?

[Snee]

Tesla had some orsum ideas, like.

I think it was him wot wanted to wirelessly transmit energy via the gift of microwaves or something else.

[Snee]

Ya, like.

Did ewes ever watch that The Prestige??

Apparently there's this semi-mythological genius dawg called Tesla. As thesbianised by David Bowie.

What is was, was it was all really a scramble for patents. The technology and the knowledge were at large but it took money to bring it into alignment.

Was that that fillum about that bloke what did magic tricks and cloned hats or something else?

That's the one.

There was another movie with a magician right around the same time, like, called the illusionist.

That one had holograms and weird stuff like that.

[Squeamous]

The Prestige was quite good I thought, but then it had Christian Bale in it so duh. The illusionist I thought was a bit lame, and I could see the plot 'twist' coming from a mile away. Edward Norton's been in some right old shit. I forgive him though because he looks so good in swastika tattoos and white boxers :unsure:.

[manker]

My missus wanted to watch those two films about magicians. It was last summer, wasn't it?
I was all; 'Yeah, you learn how to download them and burn them and then we'll watch some films about magic'.

[Snee]

I hope Norton's not gonna muck up the new Hulk, like.

[Squeamous]

What the hell is he doing? Who is his agent? He goes from Fight Club and AHX and starts doing romantic comedies and farcical fantasy films with implausible plotlines. I'm doing my 'I'm so disappointed in you Edward' face right now.

[Barbarossa]

Taking credit for other peoples' wurk > *

I wouldn't know, lyke :mellow:

[Biggles]

Watched Memento on FilmFour - second tme I have seen it and I am still not sure whether he had a wife or not :idunno:

[Squeamous]

Is that the one with Guy Pearce in as an amnesia sufferer?

[Biggles]

Is that the one with Guy Pearce in as an amnesia sufferer?

That is the one.

[Squeamous]

I really liked that, although it was quite a challenge because I tend to get stuck like a broken record on difficult plots. Did you like it?