Over-ripe plums

[Squeamous]

They're not very nice, no sirree.....they're all soft and furry :(. I've eaten them anyway because I felt bad wasting them, but they made me gag a bit :cry:. What a piss poor lunch this is turning out to be.

[Something Else]

Disappointed. :emo:

[Squeamous]

:innocent:

[Barbarossa]

I expected so much more from this thread :dabs:

[Squeamous]

We can talk about all kinds of over-ripe fruit if you like, not just plums! :yup:

[manker]

Disappointed. :emo:


I expected so much more from this thread :dabs:Wtf :blink:

Are you two getting all tralalalala on my black arse.
Plums are a fruit-based euphemism for testicles, Shirley.

[Mr. Mulder]

ive got some plums for ewe, right here.

[Squeamous]

Are they over-ripe?

[kallieb]

^^ Nope, they're green actually.:lol::lol::lol:

[Mr. Mulder]

:sneaky:

[kallieb]

Sorry lovey I couldn't resist. It was one of those 'walk through the open door moments'.

[Squeamous]

^^ Nope, they're green actually.:lol::lol::lol:

I think they may have gone off :unsure:.

[trackrider]

:blink:

[Mr. Mulder]

all over yu faces.

[Squeamous]

Out of kindness I'll give that honour to Kallie :unsure:.....you owe me, bird.

[kallieb]

I'll take one for the team, but afterwards I want first dibs on whatever I want.

[Squeamous]

Packet of fruit pastilles it is then?

[kallieb]

Hardly. A deed as this requires chocolat, exquisite Belgium chocolate truffles.

[Squeamous]

What!! It's unpleasant, but lets not forget it's also a great honour....like going to war or something, except without getting your head blown off.

Actually....:unsure:.

[Something Else]

Like some sort of war face paint. :unsure:

[kallieb]

Isn't war paint supposed to be coloured?? hmm....... This is fast becoming quite biz

[Squeamous]

Not exactly going to strike fear into the hearts of the enemy is it? :rolleyes:

[chalice]

Youse can always regale us to death with your facinating make-up anecdotes, like.

Regale us to the Max (factor).

I'll get me extra coat.

[Something Else]

Pun of the day. :hooray:

[chalice]

That's nothing to be proud of, mate.

Considering sticking a knitting needle through my eyeball for having the audacity to post it.

Nevertheless, ewe're very kind.

[Squeamous]

Youse can always regale us to death with your facinating make-up anecdotes, like.

Regale us to the Max (factor).

I'll get me extra coat.

Terrible.

You die...you eat shit and you die :fist:.

[chalice]

Desired effect accomplished.

I knew I had to hurt myself in order to hurt you.

It's the order of the universe.

[kallieb]

Oh how sweet. I do believe love is in the air.;)

[Squeamous]

Is this some sort of S&M exercise? If so, bring it on funny man :snooty:.

[Something Else]

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[chalice]

Oh how sweet. I do believe love is in the air.;)

ffs, she's juggling most of the lounge at the minute.

Married men crash to the floor. And rightly so.

The girl's hands are a blur.

[Squeamous]

Damn straight, I really ought to start charging :happy:

[Mr. Mulder]

i wasn't aware cawk tease was a chargeable service? :eyebrows:

[Squeamous]

Oh you'll be amazed what it can get you. Not that I have personal experience of that since I am a married lady and if I want something I just nag incessantly until I get it :yup:.

[bornwithnoname]

Oh you'll be amazed what it can get you. Not that I have personal experience of that since I am a married lady and if I want something I just nag incessantly until I get it :yup:.


And women wonder why men are reluctant to get married....

[Squeamous]

No they don't!

[Biggles]

Furry plums are bad for you...


it is what I've heard :ermm:

[Squeamous]

Really! Oh no, what am I going to do? :cry:

[Biggles]

Really! Oh no, what am I going to do? :cry:

Grow fur I think - I am no expert on this though...it isn't something that comes up much on accountancy refresher courses :ermm: