what is your favorite quote?

[escuoop]

"The more you know the less you need to say"

[Septimus]

:mellow:

[chalice]

Ya that one is moy favrrite two.

[chalice]

Fucking cawks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111

[Mr. Mulder]

£37 a month.

[Snee]

:yup:

STFU, and GTFOOH.

Busyman knew how to tell them good :01:

[IdolEyes787]

"Never miss a good chance to shut up". -- Will Rogers

[pimfram]

"Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like a banana".

[sanjana]

One who ask a question fool for a moment...

One who never ask a question fool for ever...

-Confucius...

[dedro]

"fuck you punk"

[Mr JP Fugley]

One who ask a question fool for a moment...

One who never ask a question fool for ever...

-Confusius...

Fuck sake, what appalling grammar.

Oh and one less "s" one more "c"

[manker]

Sagacity from Kevin Keegan:
“I would love it if we could beat them. Love it. He’s gone down in my estimation. Manchester United haven’t won this yet, I’d love it if we beat them”

[Mr JP Fugley]

Sagacity from Kevin Keegan:
“I would love it if we could beat them. Love it. He’s gone down in my estimation. Manchester United haven’t won this yet, I’d love it if we beat them”

"England have the best fans in the world and Scotland's fans are second to none"

[Mr JP Fugley]

"You can play with a one armed goalkeeper...not at this level"

[Squeamous]

http://i27.tinypic.com/28ap24z.jpg

[manker]

Gordon Strachan when asked what he was gonna do after Celtic's stunning victory:

"Watch 24. Jack Bauer, he's some guy. Widnae mind him in the back four."

[Mr JP Fugley]

Sir Lex

"Cole should be scoring from those distances, but I'm not going to single him out."

[Ri0T]

"Our greatest glory is not in never falling, but in getting up every time we do" - Confucius.

[Alien5]

life's No Rehersal

Eddie Grocutt

[Squeamous]

Pay cheap, buy twice (Diana Dors).

[Alien5]

Those who dream by day are cognizant of many things that escape those who dream only at night.

Edgar Allan Poe

[Squeamous]

For The Mank:

Marriage is a great institution, but I'm not ready for an institution yet.

(Mae West)

[manker]

I've just memorised that like a fox.

[Squeamous]

It'll last you a couple of months, but after that you're on your own.

[Squeamous]

I do not feel obligated to believe that the same God who has endowed us with sense, reasons, and intellect has intended us to forgo their use.

Galileo

[bornwithnoname]

I do not feel obligated to believe that the same God who has endowed us with sense, reasons, and intellect has intended us to forgo their use.

Galileo

Very nice

[kaffeine]

He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death.

H. H. Munro

[bornwithnoname]

B.O.B (better off blank)

Teacher's remark on high school chemistry exam

[chalice]

• I'd rather have a bottle in front of me, than a frontal lobotomy.

• You can lead a horticulture, but you can't make her think.

• Ducking for apples -- change one letter and it's the story of my life.

• The only ism Hollywood believes in is plagiarism.

Dorothy Parker.

[cook123]

life is a bitch so got to fuck it!!!!

[tesco]

http://i27.tinypic.com/28ap24z.jpg:glag: electrician joke

[Artemis]

If at first you don't succeed,
Don't try skydiving.............

[Mr JP Fugley]

My religion consists of a humble admiration of the illimitable superior spirit who reveals himself in the slight details we are able to perceive with our frail and feeble mind.

Albert Einstein

[thewizeard]

Most people are other people. Their thoughts are someone elses opinions, their lives a mimicry, their passions a quotation.

:)

I am not young enough to know everything.

Oscar Wilde

[Mr JP Fugley]

I sometimes think that God, in creating man, rather overestimated his ability.

Oscar Wilde.

[Snee]

it is the best spideman movie I ever seen in my life actually it make me cry , it make me laugh , it make me impressed , their are many many action , and their are love story ,,, it is a great mixer between all feelings ,