Last One To Post Gets AIDS

[Mr JP Fugley]

http://blogs.knoxnews.com/knx/eder/250px-D_oh.jpg

[Proper Bo]

lol, ewe were the last one to post

[Mr JP Fugley]

Idiot, it's you now.

[Biggles]

No one will be stupid enough to post in this thread.

[Proper Bo]

haha, wrong, moran

[Mr. Mulder]

i hope someone posts after me :unsure:

[Mr JP Fugley]

No way they would have to be a Canadiain.

Or the new bigot, he might just be dumb enough.

[nioin3k]

No way they would have to be a Canadiain.

Or the new bigot, he might just be dumb enough.

Keep 'em coming cowboy.

What is the max amount of posts?

[Biggles]

No way they would have to be a Canadiain.

Or the new bigot, he might just be dumb enough.

Keep 'em coming cowboy.

What is the max amount of posts?

Interesting point - could be where we are going wrong with these threads :unsure:

[Mr JP Fugley]

No way they would have to be a Canadiain.

Or the new bigot, he might just be dumb enough.

Keep 'em coming cowboy.

What is the max amount of posts?

So you consider yourself a bigot, they say the first step is admitting it. You're on your way old bean.

It is genious btw.

Bigot - Right you're an idiot, I do not wish to discuss things with you any more.

Bigot - Hm let's see if there's another thread which is more interesting

Bigot - Oh look that bloke I don't want to speak to has started one. I'll look in there.

Bigot - And the first thing I'll do is reply to one of his posts.

Told you, you can make any thread funnier just by posting in it. :glag:

[kittybewm]

:photo:

[nioin3k]

Keep 'em coming cowboy.

What is the max amount of posts?

So you consider yourself a bigot, they say the first step is admitting it. You're on your way old bean.

It is genious btw.

Bigot - Right you're an idiot, I do not wish to discuss things with you any more.

Bigot - Hm let's see if there's another thread which is more interesting

Bigot - Oh look that bloke I don't want to speak to has started one. I'll look in there.

Bigot - And the first thing I'll do is reply to one of his posts.

Told you, you can make any thread funnier just by posting in it. :glag:

No, I don't consider myself a bigot.

I said I'll stop arguing with idiots for the time being, not communicating with them.

I don't mind talking to you. <3

[Mr JP Fugley]

So why did you reply to the post as if it was about you.

[nioin3k]

So why did you reply to the post as if it was about you.

Because I know you think I'm a bigot.

Duh.

[Alien5]

so in other words you assume he thinks you're a bigot? :blink:

[Biggles]

so in other words you assume he thinks you're a bigot? :blink:

I think he is moderately confident in the knowledge that JP thinks he is bigot.

[Mr JP Fugley]

No he's right. I think he's a bigot.

To be fair it's only because of the bigotry in his posts.

[Mr JP Fugley]

Jinx

[nioin3k]

What do you guys think of this picture?

http://nioin3k.googlepages.com/pen.jpg

I value your opinions.

[Mr JP Fugley]

If that was hand drawn it was drawn by a talented person.

[Alien5]

too much effects for a portrait:

either you're hiding the fact that not a lot of thought was put into the photography, with effects, or you really like the effects more than the subject.

[nioin3k]

If that was hand drawn it was drawn by a talented person.

It's a photograph that was manipulated in photoshop.

What about this harddrive:

http://www.newegg.com/Product/Product.aspx?Item=N82E16822148274

I need a new one.

[nioin3k]

too much effects for a portrait.

either you're hiding the fact that not a lot of thought was put into the photography, with effects, or you really like the effects more than the subject.

It's a self portrait, and a bad one at that. I have a hard time taking good pictures of myself.

One being the restrictions, as I am only one person, and two being the fact that I'm not photogenic.

9000+ hours in photoshop.

[Mr JP Fugley]

If that was hand drawn it was drawn by a talented person.

It's a photograph that was manipulated in photoshop.



I'm only guessing here but is it a photograph of someone called Ryan.

[chalice]

Fan-tastic diversionary portrait.

Can you make the eyeballs bleed, please.

[nioin3k]

It's a photograph that was manipulated in photoshop.



I'm only guessing here but is it a photograph of someone called Ryan.


It's a self portrait

^^

[nioin3k]

Fan-tastic diversionary portrait.

Can you make the eyeballs bleed, please.

So I assume you don't like it.

That's a good idea tho, I'll add some bleeding eyes.

[Mr JP Fugley]

I'm only guessing here but is it a photograph of someone called Ryan.


It's a self portrait

^^

So, is your name Ryan.

[Alien5]

9000+ hours in photoshop.

use the step backward button.

[nioin3k]

It's a self portrait^^

So, is your name Ryan.

http://filesharingtalk.com/vb3/members/nioin3k

[nioin3k]

9000+ hours in photoshop.

use the step backward button.

Looks worse that way.

[nioin3k]

http://www.worldofraids.com/2008/april/ss31.jpg

Do you guys play WoW?

What about Guitar Hero?

Why not just play both?

[Biggles]

Taking of pics this is one of the sprogs. It is a famous WW2 phoatie she used to practice using only a couple of colours

Sorry it is so big - I have set up an imageshack account and I haven't quite mastered the re-sizing thing. The original was only an A4. Most of her stuff is too big for the scanner

http://img354.imageshack.us/img354/6506/img008uz1.jpg

[Alien5]

use the step backward button.

Looks worse that way.

thats your opinion.

give me the photo, let me add some effects, please.

[Mr JP Fugley]

That's fan-tastic Les. She really is talented.

[Mr JP Fugley]

Looks worse that way.

thats your opinion.

give me the photo, let me add some effects, please.

Show him with this one, it's only wee but you can work with it.

http://img516.imageshack.us/img516/8648/ryanrf7.jpg

[nioin3k]

thats your opinion.

give me the photo, let me add some effects, please.

Show him with this one, it's only wee but you can work with it.

http://img516.imageshack.us/img516/8648/ryanrf7.jpg

Lol did you get that from myspace?

One sec I'll upload the image.

[Mr JP Fugley]

Show him with this one, it's only wee but you can work with it.

http://img516.imageshack.us/img516/8648/ryanrf7.jpg

Lol did you get that from myspace?

One sec I'll upload the image.

You know it makes sence. :D

[Biggles]

That's fan-tastic Les. She really is talented.


She has an interview for a portfolio year prior to going on to Art College and a letter from the school saying she skipped half her Philosophy classes - I am torn between congratulations and grounding her until she is 33 :dry:

[nioin3k]

http://nioin3k.googlepages.com/3552.jpg

[nioin3k]

Taking of pics this is one of the sprogs. It is a famous WW2 phoatie she used to practice using only a couple of colours

Sorry it is so big - I have set up an imageshack account and I haven't quite mastered the re-sizing thing. The original was only an A4. Most of her stuff is too big for the scanner

http://img354.imageshack.us/img354/6506/img008uz1.jpg

I can resize that into any size you would like me to, if you want.

I can also host it.

Let me know <3

[J-dye]

am gona copy,paste,sell , that painting biggles

:dabs:

[Mr JP Fugley]

That's fan-tastic Les. She really is talented.


She has an interview for a portfolio year prior to going on to Art College and a letter from the school saying she skipped half her Philosophy classes - I am torn between congratulations and grounding her until she is 33 :dry:

:D:earl:

Think of it as "she WENT to half of her philosophy classes". That would be the philosophical approach.

Her work is not only technically good, it also shows an understanding for the material she is depicting and makes one have a sense of being there. There is great emotion in that piece. I really do love it.

[Biggles]

am gona copy,paste,sell , that painting biggles

:dabs:


:lol: Don't make SGG angry - you wouldn't like her when she is angry

[nioin3k]

bbl <3

[Proper Bo]

Taking of pics this is one of the sprogs. It is a famous WW2 phoatie she used to practice using only a couple of colours

Sorry it is so big - I have set up an imageshack account and I haven't quite mastered the re-sizing thing. The original was only an A4. Most of her stuff is too big for the scanner

http://img354.imageshack.us/img354/6506/img008uz1.jpg

buttsecks and a rod in the same painting, teh lounge has had an influence on her artwurk:smilie4:

[J-dye]

am gona copy,paste,sell , that painting biggles

:dabs:


:lol: Don't make SGG angry - you wouldn't like her when she is angry

:fear:

[Biggles]

buttsecks and a rod in the same painting, teh lounge has had an influence on her artwurk:smilie4:

She is doing one of a girl eating a flower at the moment :blink:

[chalice]

Taking of pics this is one of the sprogs. It is a famous WW2 phoatie she used to practice using only a couple of colours

Sorry it is so big - I have set up an imageshack account and I haven't quite mastered the re-sizing thing. The original was only an A4. Most of her stuff is too big for the scanner

http://img354.imageshack.us/img354/6506/img008uz1.jpg

buttsecks and a rod in the same painting, teh lounge has had an influence on her artwurk:smilie4:

Ewe realise that that kind of pure perverted genius is wot has kept the lounge alive so long, don't ewe, ewe perverted genius.

[Alien5]

buttsecks and a rod in the same painting, teh lounge has had an influence on her artwurk:smilie4:

She is doing one of a girl eating a flower at the moment :blink:

a self portrait?

[Proper Bo]

tell her to do one of mouldy being eaten by a squirrel:smilie4:

[Mr JP Fugley]

buttsecks and a rod in the same painting, teh lounge has had an influence on her artwurk:smilie4:

She is doing one of a girl eating a flower at the moment :blink:

{Insert obvious Les Boyd joke here}

[Mr JP Fugley]

bbl <3

ttfn

what's "<3" btw

[Alien5]

a heart turned ninety degrees in the clockwise direction, obviousment.

[Mr JP Fugley]

a heart turned ninety degrees in the clockwise direction, obviousment.

It looks more like an arse turned 90 the other way.

[Alien5]

whatever floats your boat.

[Mr JP Fugley]

whatever floats your boat.

http://www1.istockphoto.com/file_thumbview_approve/1359729/1/istockphoto_1359729_sexy_bottom_with_white_panties.jpg

more than

http://www1.istockphoto.com/file_thumbview_approve/3095404/2/istockphoto_3095404_heart_surgery.jpg

If I'm honest.

Is that a bit weird.

[benchez' mum]

Great thread.

I better not get the aids for this. :dry:

[Mr JP Fugley]

Great thread.

I better not get the aids for this. :dry:

:lol::earl:

"benchez' " - Wouldn't want an "s" after "z' "

Some of you chaps might not realise this but that is genious to the max.

[benchez' mum]

It would have been mental done any other way. :smilie4:

[Mr JP Fugley]

It would have been mental done any other way. :smilie4:

In deed.

[benchez' mum]

If I didn't know otherwise I might've thought you're would've been takin the pish.

:cheeky:

[Mr JP Fugley]

If I didn't know otherwise I might've thought you're would've been takin the pish.

:cheeky:

No way, I'm flirting.

I thought that was obvious.

[benchez' mum]

/rod failed :emo:

[nioin3k]

Looks worse that way.

thats your opinion.

give me the photo, let me add some effects, please.

I gave you the photo, why you slackin'?

[kittybewm]

I think this thread gave me the bad aids. Ever since I posted in it I been sick :cry:

[nioin3k]

I think this thread gave me the bad aids. Ever since I posted in it I been sick :cry:

I hope you feel better <3

[thewizeard]

http://blogs.knoxnews.com/knx/eder/250px-D_oh.jpg

This sounds like a form of Russian Roulette

[Alien5]

http://i26.tinypic.com/2j65phw.jpg

Dunno what you wanna do with the corners?

i value your opinion.

http://i26.tinypic.com/21ah83p.jpg

[Mr. Mulder]

who's that? does she have a hawter sister? :unsure:

[Barbarossa]

tell her to do one of mouldy being eaten by a squirrel:smilie4:

I could photoshop this, but you know what, fuck off :snooty:

[Alien5]

who's that? does she have a hawter sister? :unsure:

its nioin3k, further back in the thread,i asked him to post his picture for me to photoshop.

[Proper Bo]

tell her to do one of mouldy being eaten by a squirrel:smilie4:

I could photoshop this, but you know what, fuck off :snooty:

phoatieshopping stuff isn't hard tho', any numpty could do that:rolleyes:

[S3v3N]

anyone got aids so far?

[Alien5]

I could photoshop this, but you know what, fuck off :snooty:

phoatieshopping stuff isn't hard tho', any numpty could do that:rolleyes:

being good at photoshopping is totally different to being able to use it well, look at b3ta.

im shit at using photoshop, i dont use it for drawing, i prefer Corel paint shop.

[Barbarossa]

:slap:

[Alien5]

^^numptys are hijacking this fred.

[Snee]

That's fan-tastic Les. She really is talented.


She has an interview for a portfolio year prior to going on to Art College and a letter from the school saying she skipped half her Philosophy classes - I am torn between congratulations and grounding her until she is 33 :dry:

Do both. Give her the congratulations first.

"Oh, and by the way: you're grounded."

Don't tell her why, either.

[Biggles]

She has an interview for a portfolio year prior to going on to Art College and a letter from the school saying she skipped half her Philosophy classes - I am torn between congratulations and grounding her until she is 33 :dry:

Do both. Give her the congratulations first.

"Oh, and by the way: you're grounded."

Don't tell her why, either.

Sound advice - have you considered hitching up and having a couple of dozen kids? I think you demonstrate the necessary expertise.

[Barbarossa]

Do both. Give her the congratulations first.

"Oh, and by the way: you're grounded."

Don't tell her why, either.

Sound advice - have you considered hitching up and having a couple of dozen kids? I think you demonstrate the necessary expertise.

You've got a couple of dozen :blink:

EDIT: I know JP has to number his because he forgets their names, you must have to do the same :unsure:

[Snee]

Do both. Give her the congratulations first.

"Oh, and by the way: you're grounded."

Don't tell her why, either.

Sound advice - have you considered hitching up and having a couple of dozen kids? I think you demonstrate the necessary expertise.
It's from the teachzoring, you pick up lots of useful stuff like that. Though I hardly have to punish my followers, they'll do my bidding 'cos they think I'm awesome or something :unsure:

And yes, I have considered it.

[Biggles]

Sound advice - have you considered hitching up and having a couple of dozen kids? I think you demonstrate the necessary expertise.

You've got a couple of dozen :blink:

EDIT: I know JP has to number his because he forgets their names, you must have to do the same :unsure:


I think I have a couple - SGG just makes it feel like a couple of dozen :blink:

[kittybewm]

I'm still sick, still have aids :cry: :fist:

[Hairbautt]

Give it a week, it'll go away.

[nioin3k]

http://i26.tinypic.com/2j65phw.jpg

Dunno what you wanna do with the corners?

i value your opinion.

http://i26.tinypic.com/21ah83p.jpg

You're better at photoshop then I am!

I like the second one more.

I still look pretty bad tho...

You're welcome to mess around with the image as much as you want.

[Mr JP Fugley]

Even young fells how the dash are you ce soir.

[Proper Bo]

got man-flu/aids:emo:

[Biggles]

got man-flu/aids:emo:

I warned you that it is a nasty bug. You are much closer to the border too.

[Proper Bo]

got man-flu/aids:emo:

I warned you that it is a nasty bug. You are much closer to the border too.

damn foreigners:dry:

[Mr JP Fugley]

got man-flu/aids:emo:

:O I hope you are being pampered relentlessly.

[Biggles]

I warned you that it is a nasty bug. You are much closer to the border too.

damn foreigners:dry:

Gone through our work place like a dose of salts - watch out for chest infections - apparently a bit of a bugger.

I think it is actually manbirdfluaids this one.

[Proper Bo]

got man-flu/aids:emo:

:O I hope you are being pampered relentlessly.

i'm sitting in a feckin freezing room and posting pish on the internets:emo:

[Proper Bo]

damn foreigners:dry:

Gone through our work place like a dose of salts - watch out for chest infections - apparently a bit of a bugger.

I think it is actually manbirdfluaids this one.
like some kind of mist?:o
some kind of scotch mist:shifty:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QytRqV8kOBc

[Biggles]

:O I hope you are being pampered relentlessly.

i'm sitting in a feckin freezing room and posting pish on the internets:emo:

:O Isn't teh wench coming armed with Vic and soothing balms?

[Proper Bo]

i'm sitting in a feckin freezing room and posting pish on the internets:emo:

:O Isn't teh wench coming armed with Vic and soothing balms?

she's at home, eating pies:no:

[Biggles]

:O Isn't teh wench coming armed with Vic and soothing balms?

she's at home, eating pies:no:


She prolly thinks it is best to be cruel to be kind or something else

[Proper Bo]

she's at home, eating pies:no:


She prolly thinks it is best to be cruel to be kind or something else

I think it's something else, she really likes those chicken pies.

[Biggles]

She prolly thinks it is best to be cruel to be kind or something else

I think it's something else, she really likes those chicken pies.

You have converted her :O

I served up chicken last night - free range I proudly said. No 1 son looked up and said "so it is supposed to taste better if they had false hope"?

:idunno: sarcastic git :(

[Proper Bo]

I think it's something else, she really likes those chicken pies.

You have converted her :O

I served up chicken last night - free range I proudly said. No 1 son looked up and said "so it is supposed to taste better if they had false hope"?

:idunno: sarcastic git :(

fan-tastic:lol:

the wench isn't a proper vegemetarian, like, she still eats chicken and turkey. She did want some pepperami once but wouldn't hactually eat it. true story.

I'm a post-modern vegetarian tho', I eat meat ironically.
bill bailey, ftw

[Mr JP Fugley]

:O I hope you are being pampered relentlessly.

i'm sitting in a feckin freezing room and posting pish on the internets:emo:

I'm taking that as a no.

[Something Else]

Me, me. I win the aids. Nobody post. :)

[Mr JP Fugley]

Me, me. I win the aids. Nobody post. :)

Ben FTW :01:

[Proper Bo]

the wench said I had to eat something even tho' i've got the bad aids. she told me to have toast but i had a kit kat cause i couldn't find any toast. true story.

[Proper Bo]

plus she's not the boss of me:snooty:

[Snee]

maybe you should drink plenty of fluids or something else.

[Biggles]

the wench said I had to eat something even tho' i've got the bad aids. she told me to have toast but i had a kit kat cause i couldn't find any toast. true story.

Generally you have to make toast yourself :dry:

You can buy those melba toast things that explode if you try to spread anything on them like.

[Proper Bo]

maybe you should drink plenty of fluids or something else.

worst attempt at cybering evar:no:

[Proper Bo]

Generally you have to make toast yourself :dry:


ffs, i don't do cooking:snooty:

[Proper Bo]

Also, now that busy's dead or something else, can we rename the busyedit to the allenSedit? I've noticed he does it on lyke every post evar.

[Mr JP Fugley]

How is toast better than a slice of bread.

[Snee]

Also, now that busy's dead or something else, can we rename the busyedit to the allenSedit? I've noticed he does it on lyke every post evar.

I've noticed it too.

It's kind of menthol.

[Something Else]

How is toast better than a slice of bread.

Truesers. :dry:

[Mr JP Fugley]

As Vic Reeves asked - "What's the main ingredient of toast"

"Heat"

[Mr JP Fugley]

Also, now that busy's dead or something else, can we rename the busyedit to the allenSedit? I've noticed he does it on lyke every post evar.

No way, some things are sacrosanct.

[tesco]

How is toast better than a slice of bread.
toasting masks the staleness.:yup:

[Snee]

Too heavy on the sarcasm? (http://filesharingtalk.com/vb3/f-everything-related-board-9/t-no-more-dot-envelope-289235)

Yes or no? :unsure:

[Something Else]

:lol: Perfect I think.

[CrabGirl]

Today I got "re-structured" at work. Everything I've worked for for the last few years has been negated. I have a team of nine who are heartbroken because we were brilliant
It utterly sucks.

[Something Else]

Damn nazi's.... Someone needs to give them the old cunt-punch. :dry:

[CrabGirl]

Damn nazi's.... Someone needs to give them the old cunt-punch. :dry:

I've been out since four trying to make sense of it all and all i feel is sick. I've been holding it together all day and now i just feel like utter utter shit.

[Something Else]

Get some sleep and think about it tomorrow my dear.
Late night might make it seem worse.

I felt like crap about something else today and i'm gonna sleep on it.
Will try and make sense of it in the morrow, like.

:flowers:

[Alien5]

re-structured? negated? how? why?

[CrabGirl]

re-structured? negated? how? why?
I cant explain how bad i feel right now. We worked our asses off through hell and shit and everything. We worked so fucking well and so fucking hard. And out of the blue today we got told that they were moving our department away to be near management. Which ,eans that all our jobs are pretty much fucked. I am so hurt and so sad. and its just a job I kow but still...

[Something Else]

Really sorry to hear about that CG.

I hope it works out for you somehow. :smilie4:

[CrabGirl]

Really sorry to hear about that CG.

I hope it works out for you somehow. :smilie4:


Mate I'm sobbing my heart out. Two years worth of graft to end up displaced in an afternoon is hurting me.

[Hairbautt]

re-structured? negated? how? why?
I cant explain how bad i feel right now. We worked our asses off through hell and shit and everything. We worked so fucking well and so fucking hard. And out of the blue today we got told that they were moving our department away to be near management. Which ,eans that all our jobs are pretty much fucked. I am so hurt and so sad. and its just a job I kow but still...
The office my mother worked at was closed down and moved recently. The Co. (Verizon) told'em to move to Tampa or take a retirement package. It took her 'bout 15 mins (~12-15 miles, I guess) to get to work at the old building, but when they switched to the different locale it takes 'bout 45 to an hour to get to the Tampa office.

She's elderly and was really upset over it 'cause it forces her to drive on the interstate, but the guys n'gals at the old office were a tightly knit group and they decided to car pool their way there everyday :smilie4: Not to mention it saves on gas...

Anyways, point being is that they turned the tables on a bad thing and now they have a grand 'ol time ridin' together. G'luck to you.

[Something Else]

Group hug for CG boys. :fst:

You'll be ok mate. We're all here for ya. :console:

[kittybewm]

Aids is hard work. I had to have 3 naps today and 4800 ibuprofen. When will the pain go away :emo:

[nioin3k]

Aids is hard work. I had to have 3 naps today and 4800 ibuprofen. When will the pain go away :emo:

I'm sorry.

I will find the cure for AIDs, don't you worry.

[Something Else]

This thread is in such poor taste it's almost like that terrible, evil b3ta webshite. :no:

http://img511.imageshack.us/img511/364/2005433572395480208rsgs8.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

http://img511.imageshack.us/img511/6662/fonzix9.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

[nioin3k]

AAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYds