smell

[Mr. Mulder]

my desk at work is right next to the girls toilets, they really smell today. its giving me a semi

[Barbarossa]

describe the smell

[Mr. Mulder]

like a fish market on a hot summers day.

[Barbarossa]

Oh that's a relief. I thought you meant it smelled of shit and stale piss. I was about to berate you for questionable tastes :mellow:

[Biggles]

:fear:

[Mr. Mulder]

the smell of shit and stale piss was a big enough turn on as is, its this extra aquatic texture that's giving me the trouser wowsers.

[Barbarossa]

*berates vigorously*

[C-mos]

are u sure it was fish and not chesse or boiled onion?:unsure:

[Mr. Mulder]

fish and prawns if im not mistaken.

im hatching a plan to plant a webcam in there, an up-skirt affair if you will.

[C-mos]

sure...then make a photage ..and send me some trough pm :lol: :D

[Alien5]

is the live feed ready yet?

[Barbarossa]

Does anyone know how I can turn my mobile phone into a bluetooth webcam :dabs:

[Something Else]

Ewe are one sick puppy. :smilie4:

[Barbarossa]

Sorry, I just thought it would be useful :emo:

[nioin3k]

Someone is depraved o.O

[Mr. Mulder]

smells of lemon today, someone must have cleaned it :dabs:

[Alien5]

where i used to work, a man from a cleaning company used to come to take the smelly used tampon boxes away and replace them with nice clean empty ones.

in the summer the smell of those things was really bad.
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-what does your dad do? :unsure:

-ermm...he collects used tampons. :eyebrows:

[C-mos]

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-what does your dad do? :unsure:

-ermm...he collects used tampons. :eyebrows:



:glag:

[Artemis]

-what does your dad do? :unsure:

-ermm...he collects used tampons. :eyebrows:

It has to be said........what a cunt of a job :naughty:

[Alien5]

:lol:

[Biggles]

Why is Mulder's desk in the girl's toilet again? :unsure:

[Mr. Mulder]

confusion.

on the subject of desks, another company bought out one of the softwares wot we do so that team left last week and they've been moving around desks today, i have now moved from my prime girls toilets spot to the back of the office with my screen facing out to the back wall. this of course is an orsum position for looking at bewbs on the internets and not doing any real work in general but the smell, it has gone.