Other than this

[Mr JP Fugley]

What are you doing, right now.

I'm watching the manutd v Romea game 0-0 (2-0)
Downloading The Ultimate Warrior (1975) with Yule Bremner.

[J-dye]

reading digg , scratching and listening to redemption song

[chalice]

Drinking red wine, being relieved that the 3 year old has just gone to sleep, trying to send the 10 year old to bed but that's fucked cos Reaper is on and he loves it, eyeing up the fuck-off Bombay Potatoes (yep, spuds again) wot the missus made and masturbating in my own feces.

[Snee]

I'm playing a gheym on the internets, setting up a new usb-drive with portable apps and downloading some comics and tv-stuff.

I also sold gripper a pretend spaceship for pretend money, at cost, a little while ago. True story.

[Biggles]

No courtesy flush then?

[Mr. Mulder]

got to be up at 5 so im in bed watching some property program thinking about stroking one off to sarah beeney though ive just started watching freaky eaters, its about a woman who will only eat cheese (ooo errr missus). i'll probably fall asleep watching a film lyke, got never back down to watch and it looks like absolute shite.

i also have a glass of minute maid orange juice by my side.

[100%]

swimming

[Snee]

No courtesy flush then?

That's not really necessary when you're playing internets-spaceships.

[Biggles]

No courtesy flush then?

That's not really necessary when you're playing internets-spaceships.

:dry:

[chalice]

No courtesy flush then?

That's not really necessary when you're playing internets-spaceships.

I think Les was referring to my rectal discharge being combined with my spermatozoa and my not having the regard for others to spray a bit of Linx into the heady mix.

[Mr JP Fugley]

Drinking red wine, being relieved

Jammy tattie munching bar steward.

[Snee]

That's not really necessary when you're playing internets-spaceships.

I think Les was referring to my rectal discharge being combined with my spermatozoa and my not having the regard for others to spray a bit of Linx into the heady mix.http://www.movementarian.com/wp-content/inconcievable_01.jpg

[Mr JP Fugley]

swimming

:lol::earl:

One word genious.

Ziggy is a minimalist to the max.

(I hope someone is writing this stuff down it's fucking gold dust)

[Mr. Mulder]

update: just taken my shirt off whch means you've all just gotten your selves free tickets to the gun show.

[Mr JP Fugley]

update: just taken my shirt off whch means you've all just gotten your selves free tickets to the gun show.

http://www.moistmag.com/wrestler.jpg

[Mr. Mulder]

we've been over this.

[Mr JP Fugley]

we've been over this.

Well some over, some under to be fair.

I felt bad whilst posting it if that's any consolation.

I was laughing at the time to be fair but I did feel bad.

[chalice]

Who will win?

Mulster or R2D2?

http://www.kennybaker.co.uk/Outr2d2.jpg

[Mr. Mulder]

you feel stuff? :ghey:

[Mr. Mulder]

that's it, im leaving. :emo:

[Proper Bo]

h4r5h bar-stewards:no:

[Mr JP Fugley]

Who will win?

Mulster or manker's bin?

http://www.kennybaker.co.uk/Outr2d2.jpg

Fixed.

[Proper Bo]

mocking mouldy for being vertically challenged, what kind of bawlbag would do that?:no:

[Mr JP Fugley]

that's it, im leaving. :emo:

Hounded off the board by Chalice.

Wait ... is it possible ... Chalice =

No I can't even bring myself to say it.

[Barbarossa]

Leave the little chap alone! :cry:

[Mr JP Fugley]

Leave the little chap alone! :cry:

Let me guess

"What did Mrs Barbie just say to me"

Am I right.

[Proper Bo]

Leave the little chap alone! :cry:

Don't tell him to do that, ffs, it's the only thing that stops him going completely emo on us:no:

[Mr JP Fugley]

Leave the little chap alone! :cry:

Don't tell him to do that, ffs, it's the only thing that stops him going completely emo on us:no:

Who,who.

[CrabGirl]

Got in late after another fucked-up wank-pit cock-arsed day. Washed a mountain of dishes, cooked dinner, and have just sat down. Watching FOTC which is the win and sending my boyf. telepathic "make me a cup of tea" thoughts.

[chalice]

Got in late after another fucked-up wank-pit cock-arsed day. Washed a mountain of dishes, cooked dinner, and have just sat down. Watching FOTC which is the win and sending my boyf. telepathic "make me a cup of tea" thoughts.

Well, reinforce them thoughts right into his shellfish cranium.

Fromagester, sort that gurl owt, like.

She's getting pincered to fuck.

[Proper Bo]

Watching FOTC which is the win

:sage:

[CrabGirl]

Ha. it worked. He heard voices in his head which may or may not have been me speaking aloud, and has gone to make tea.

The Lord of the Rings song. Brilliant. "Frodo, don't wear the ring, I know it's very tempting..."

[Proper Bo]

Ha. it worked. He heard voices in his head which may or may not have been me speaking aloud, and has gone to make tea.

The Lord of the Rings song. Brilliant. "Frodo, don't wear the ring, I know it's very tempting..."

Yo Frodo, what you doin’ wearing the ring?
All powerful jewelry, is that your new thing?
I know it’s hard when you’re little more than 3 foot 4
Your little ass so close to the floor.
Trying to lead the fellows to the gates of Mordor
The Fellowship!
(Yea the fellowship)
I don’t rap about bitches and hos,
I rap about witches and trolls,
just passing on the words of the Elven king,
Wisdom to all
Frodo! Don’t wear the ring!

[Mr JP Fugley]

Got in late after another fucked-up wank-pit cock-arsed day. Washed a mountain of dishes, cooked dinner, and have just sat down. Watching FOTC which is the win and sending my boyf. telepathic "make me a cup of tea" thoughts.

Should I ask how you are doing.

[Mr JP Fugley]

I didn't realise you were one of the ones laid off when I replied to you btw.

Sorry to hear that.

[chalice]

Have you been officially laid-off, CG?

If so, proper fucking commiserations.

Truly sorry to hear that.

[CrabGirl]

@ JP. I haven't replied to you as I'm pretty :emo: about it all but thanks so much for once more showing me that internet buddies can be as amazing as people you know irl.

I've been "reassigned" to the callcentre. It's like a demotion back to two years ago which, although is not as harsh as loosing my job completely like some people have done, is still the fucking utter pits as there was no warning they were even moving the department. We were right in the middle of implementing new procedures and had projects right on the go which were being signed off on even up to last friday.

[Mr JP Fugley]

@ JP. I haven't replied to you as I'm pretty :emo: about it all but thanks so much for once more showing me that internet buddies can be as amazing as people you know irl.

I've been "reassigned" to the callcentre. It's like a demotion back to two years ago which, although is not as harsh as loosing my job completely like some people have done, is still the fucking utter pits as there was no warning they were moving the department.

No need to reply mate, you have enough shit to deal with.

[chalice]

CG, I knows you knows the craic with procedures in call centres and what not but I'll tells ya, that's the nature of the beast. Campaigns rise and die and teams disperse to fuckery.

Somebody possessing your exceptional linguistic skills is indispensable to the company you work for- we've already discussed how it's a small centre and a bit tight-knit.

You'll be fine.

[kaffeine]

I'm playing PES on the PS3 :01:

[Snee]

@ JP. I haven't replied to you as I'm pretty :emo: about it all but thanks so much for once more showing me that internet buddies can be as amazing as people you know irl.

I've been "reassigned" to the callcentre. It's like a demotion back to two years ago which, although is not as harsh as loosing my job completely like some people have done, is still the fucking utter pits as there was no warning they were even moving the department. We were right in the middle of implementing new procedures and had projects right on the go which were being signed off on even up to last friday.

http://i69.photobucket.com/albums/i43/temporal3pattern/TheHoffLovesYou.jpg

[Biggles]

That is just awful CG - heartless bastards! Classic example of "our people are our assets - if you exclude the money"

There is a chill wind blowing through the land at the moment. Our HR girls got the bum's rush the other week. Our rules state 6 months notice but they were offered a good deal to go immediately as somebody had found they had cash at year end (31st March) to use to reduce numbers. One of the women was in tears, she started with us 20 years ago as a youngster of just 18. The axe has fallen so often in the last couple of years I am rattling about in office that used to hold 5 people. I suspect it is a matter of time but my age and seniority make me expensive to get rid of :dry:

For the first time in years I have had a look around - applied for another job and have an interview but it is an all day job. Presentation, interview, group exercise (presumably where the candidates have to fight to the death), written exercise (for survivor). :( I think I may be too old and grumpy for this shit.

[chalice]

that's it, im leaving. :emo:

You haven't really left, have you? :unsure:

Wouldn't want to be responsible for that, like. :emo:

Sorry for suggesting that you and R2D2 would have a scrap.

Now, come back please. :emo:

[Something Else]

that's it, im leaving. :emo:

Make yourself a manwich and get back here and tell us all about it. :smilie4:

[Biggles]

Someone post

/pics and entice him back

[C-mos]

I'm playin Counter Strike:dabs:

[Chip Monk]

Other than this I'm doing absolutely nothing.

I'm at work just now.

[CrabGirl]

Working. Eating a baguette. Talking about what was done to a life-size cardboard cut-out of Paris Hilton.

[Barbarossa]

What was done to a life-size cardboard cut-out of Paris Hilton?

[CrabGirl]

It was pretty much trussed up with christmas lights and molested in all orifices.

[Barbarossa]

Pretty much like the real thing then :mellow:

[Biggles]

Pretty much like the real thing then :mellow:

As it should be really.

[Mr JP Fugley]

Thanks for filling in Barbie.

Your last two efforts are exactly as I would have posted were I here at the time..

[manker]

Thanks for filling in Barbie.

Your last two efforts are exactly as I would have posted were I here at the time..
You're home early http://www.msgweb.nl/emoticons/50_50.gif

[Mr JP Fugley]

You're right.

You're working late.

[Mr JP Fugley]

Tax evasion time no doubt.

[manker]

That's okay tho'. It's tax avoidance that's the illegal one.

Or did I get it the wrong way around again :eyebrows:

[Mr JP Fugley]

That's okay tho'. It's tax avoidance that's the illegal one.

Or did I get it the wrong way around again :eyebrows:

My Lord.

[chalice]

Drinking red wine, lamenting my lack of ganja, being indecisive about dinner, re-stealing dvd rips of the Lost what I lost, listening to the audiobook of Slaughterhouse 5 and masturbating in my own feces.

[Mr JP Fugley]

Watching darts and football, downloading milf pornography.

[CrabGirl]

Still working. Trying to decide how much money I would have to be given before I get wheeled naked on a skateboard through the office being groped by the rest of the staff.

About £500

[Mr JP Fugley]

Are some of the rest Ladies too.

[Mr JP Fugley]

For future reference it's important you provide these sort of details.

Please bear that in mind from now on.

[Biggles]

/pics would help too

[Mr JP Fugley]

I think that's a given, Les.

[CrabGirl]

Yes. Lots of ladies and a man

[Mr JP Fugley]

Lots of Ladies you say.

[Biggles]

I think that's a given, Les.

Mulder made that assumption and it didn't happen :(

just making sure.

[Mr JP Fugley]

Get some sort of contract organised.

[CrabGirl]

Ha. Like that's worth anything at my place right now.

It doesn't sound quite as pleasant as you may think. We have some real mingers working for us.

[Mr JP Fugley]

Ha. Like that's worth anything at my place right now.

It doesn't sound quite as pleasant as you may think. We have some real mingers working for us.

We're a desperate bunch.

[chalice]

Ha. Like that's worth anything at my place right now.

It doesn't sound quite as pleasant as you may think. We have some real mingers working for us.

Crustacia, it really sounds like your company has hit the skids, like.

Get another jawb.

Somebody with your talents can apply their jibber-jabber somewhereelsewhere to greater effect, like.

Hope it wurks owt for ewe, like.

But do start jawb haunting.