Frozen Wank

[chalice]

The pizza she is too far away and the freezer American-footballed full of vegetables.

Instant pizza my arse, like.

May as well hunt for gerbils.

Gerbil cunts.

[CrabGirl]

Do you have any Cheese? Tomatoes? Bread?

Et Voila! Pizza.

[chalice]

Do you have any Cheese? Tomatoes? Bread?

Et Voila! Pizza.

Difficult, like.

Got the bastard hiccups.

Bastards..

[Spider_dude]

you back on da erb?

[chalice]

you back on da erb?

Have been but not stoned at the minute.

Unfortunately.

Just pished, like.

[Mr JP Fugley]

Pished > Stoned.

[Spider_dude]

sober > *.*

[Mr JP Fugley]

sober > *.*

:O I think not baby puppy.

[Something Else]

Great piece of onanism there chalwa.

Don't spill it all on the ground. :no:

[chalice]

Great piece of onanism there chalwa.

Don't spill it all on the ground. :no:

Onanism onlys applies to wimmins, Benjamin.

They can plug themshelves rightly.

You will learn, my friend, you will learn.

:scaredtofuck

[Something Else]

Didn't an old biblical chap waste his seed somehow to form the word. :unsure:

[chalice]

Didn't an old biblical chap waste his seed somehow to form the word. :unsure:

Don't listen to me, mate. I was pished and talking utter bawls.

Just discovered this fred, like. Can't even remember making it. :blink:

Never did eat that pizza. :dabs:

2 bottles of Merlot and no dinner. Don't do it, kids.

[brotherdoobie]

You were obviously not stoned. If you were stoned - you would of ate the pizza (or something else).


-bd

[chalice]

You were obviously not stoned. If you were stoned - you would of ate the pizza (or something else).


-bd

True, mate.

I would have eaten the pizza (and everything else).

[Artemis]

Didn't an old biblical chap waste his seed somehow to form the word. :unsure:

you strangled the quote but true on his wedding night Onan cast his seed before her (his wife) leaving us with one of two conclusions option 1 :wank: option2 he was a premature ejaculator, an ambiguity not hotly debated by biblical scholars............