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chalice
04-10-2008, 10:12 PM
The pizza she is too far away and the freezer American-footballed full of vegetables.
Instant pizza my arse, like.
May as well hunt for gerbils.
Gerbil cunts.
CrabGirl
04-10-2008, 10:13 PM
Do you have any Cheese? Tomatoes? Bread?
Et Voila! Pizza.
chalice
04-10-2008, 10:16 PM
Do you have any Cheese? Tomatoes? Bread?
Et Voila! Pizza.
Difficult, like.
Got the bastard hiccups.
Bastards..
Spider_dude
04-10-2008, 10:22 PM
you back on da erb?
chalice
04-10-2008, 10:25 PM
you back on da erb?
Have been but not stoned at the minute.
Unfortunately.
Just pished, like.
Mr JP Fugley
04-10-2008, 10:27 PM
Pished > Stoned.
Spider_dude
04-10-2008, 10:28 PM
sober > *.*
Mr JP Fugley
04-10-2008, 10:43 PM
sober > *.*
:O I think not baby puppy.
Something Else
04-10-2008, 11:19 PM
Great piece of onanism there chalwa.
Don't spill it all on the ground. :no:
chalice
04-10-2008, 11:22 PM
Great piece of onanism there chalwa.
Don't spill it all on the ground. :no:
Onanism onlys applies to wimmins, Benjamin.
They can plug themshelves rightly.
You will learn, my friend, you will learn.
:scaredtofuck
Something Else
04-10-2008, 11:27 PM
Didn't an old biblical chap waste his seed somehow to form the word. :unsure:
chalice
04-11-2008, 09:44 AM
Didn't an old biblical chap waste his seed somehow to form the word. :unsure:
Don't listen to me, mate. I was pished and talking utter bawls.
Just discovered this fred, like. Can't even remember making it. :blink:
Never did eat that pizza. :dabs:
2 bottles of Merlot and no dinner. Don't do it, kids.
brotherdoobie
04-11-2008, 10:14 AM
You were obviously not stoned. If you were stoned - you would of ate the pizza (or something else).
-bd
chalice
04-11-2008, 10:17 AM
You were obviously not stoned. If you were stoned - you would of ate the pizza (or something else).
-bd
True, mate.
I would have eaten the pizza (and everything else).
Artemis
04-11-2008, 10:28 AM
Didn't an old biblical chap waste his seed somehow to form the word. :unsure:
you strangled the quote but true on his wedding night Onan cast his seed before her (his wife) leaving us with one of two conclusions option 1 :wank: option2 he was a premature ejaculator, an ambiguity not hotly debated by biblical scholars............
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