For teh missus

[Something Else]

It was her burfday yesterday. :pinch:

I need an MP3 type player device for about a monkey. Advices on a post (not card) please.

[CrabGirl]

It was her burfday yesterday. :pinch:

I need an MP3 type player device for about a monkey. Advices on a post (not card) please.

How much is a monkey?

[Something Else]

100 squids.

[chalice]

About 3 bricks in Africa.

Cost you a fortune here, though.

[Something Else]

About 3 bricks in Africa.

Cost you a fortune here, though.

:earl: :pinch:

/fetches chalice's coat.

[CrabGirl]

if you can stretch a little further, get her an ipod classic. 80 gigs worth of lovely lovely space for movies and tunes. Amazing player and really good quality.

http://www.amazon.co.uk/Apple-iPod-classic-80GB-silver/dp/B000UVTA2I/ref=sr_1_2?ie=UTF8&s=electronics&qid=1207870300&sr=8-2

[Something Else]

Oooh thanks. I can hack those to play flac and snes games too. :smilie4:

[Proper Bo]

or get this one (http://www.ebuyer.com/product/132919) and spend the other £92 on yourself:smilie4:

[Something Else]

or get this one (http://www.ebuyer.com/product/132919) and spend the other £92 on yourself:smilie4:

That idea is covered in win. :w00t:

[CrabGirl]

If he buys her my one he'll get hawt sex action. If he buys her yours he'll have to wank into a sock for the rest of his days.

[Something Else]

What kind of sock. :unsure:

[Proper Bo]

If he buys her my one he'll get hawt sex action. If he buys her yours he'll have to wank into a sock for the rest of his days.

:whatevar:

[CrabGirl]

A really scratchy old one.

[Something Else]

Ordering ipod now. :fear:

[CrabGirl]

The only downside is the evil which is known as itunes and the uberevil which is known as converting video files for ipod. I've found some really good little programs to do that though so if you need me to point you at them let me know.

[Lilmiss]

/dumped.

Fer sure. :no:

[Something Else]

The only downside is the evil which is known as itunes and the uberevil which is known as converting video files for ipod. I've found some really good little programs to do that though so if you need me to point you at them let me know.

Thanks mate. I won't have that dirty iTunes on my PC so I shall be using an alternative. :snooty:

[CrabGirl]

/dumped.

Fer sure. :no:

which one, benchez or bo?

[Something Else]

Don't dump me Bo. :emo:

[Lilmiss]

Anyone who dares buy any kinda of birthday I Tune action without; roses, dinner, shoes. boots vouchers, a weekend away, slippers....

[CrabGirl]

The only downside is the evil which is known as itunes and the uberevil which is known as converting video files for ipod. I've found some really good little programs to do that though so if you need me to point you at them let me know.

Thanks mate. I won't have that dirty iTunes on my PC so I shall be using an alternative. :snooty:

Poddox is good for the tunes but I cant find a video alternative to itunes as yet, though I think poddox is working on it. I just keep itunes on the laptop and don't ever let it connect to the ishop. Once you let it know that you are master it's not that bad.

[Proper Bo]

Don't dump me Bo. :emo:

k:lookaroun

[Proper Bo]

use winamp for the ipod, like.

[Something Else]

Thanks mate. I won't have that dirty iTunes on my PC so I shall be using an alternative. :snooty:

Poddox is good for the tunes but I cant find a video alternative to itunes as yet, though I think poddox is working on it. I just keep itunes on the laptop and don't ever let it connect to the ishop. Once you let it know that you are master it's not that bad.

I'm worse than Hitler with my RAM so no unwanted processes like icrap or ifondle.
There is another thing to use for it all. Shirley.

[CrabGirl]

Anyone who dares buy any kinda of birthday I Tune action without; roses, dinner, shoes. boots vouchers, a weekend away, slippers....

Expensive gadgetry > cliches.

Although the shoes might suffice. If anyone bought me boots vouchers I would kill them. A lot.

Wrapping the mp3 player in a lovely garment and presenting it to her over dinner would be acceptable.

[Proper Bo]

Anyone who dares buy any kinda of birthday I Tune action without; roses, dinner, shoes. boots vouchers, a weekend away, slippers....

Expensive gadgetry > cliches.

Although the shoes might suffice. If anyone bought me boots vouchers I would kill them. A lot.

Wrapping the mp3 player in a lovely garment and presenting it to her over dinner would be acceptable.

What about wrapping individual babybels and putting them back inside the net thing before giving her them?:smilie4:

[Something Else]

What about some shoe vouchers in a boot full of dinner. :wacko:

[Lilmiss]

Expensive gadgetry > cliches.

Shoes (https://www.tukshoes.com/store/index.php?main_page=product_info&products_id=618) > * :wub:

[Something Else]

Those are kewl as fekk. http://imagecloset.com/11/5012113fdc7fd1f035328c6e18b3539c/A7099LA.jpg (http://imagecloset.com)

[Lilmiss]

Tell that to Bo. :smilie4:

[CrabGirl]

I hate winamp. In fact I hate all software. The other day I had to convert a file from lossless to mp3 via one program, convert it again with another program to put it in itunes which then converts it again to put it on the player, and I'm a fecking noob so it takes ages to work out what I'm doing.

That annoyed me a bit. My old creative was pretty much plug and play but their newer ones have been rubbish and breaky.

[Proper Bo]

Tell that to Bo. :smilie4:

benjamin thinks wearing sandals and not getting washed is kewl too:mellow:

[CrabGirl]

Missy I whimpered when I saw those shoes. Bo, what is WRONG with you! Those are the bees tits. Benchez forget the ipod, buy her those, along with one of these to display her shoes. Sorted? Right. Goodnight.


http://www.yousaytoo.com/gallery_image/pic/8981/shop_3_3.jpg

[Proper Bo]

Missy I whimpered when I saw those shoes. Bo, what is WRONG with you! Those are the bees tits.

they're just shoes:eyebrows:

[CrabGirl]

Infidel.

[Proper Bo]

plus if the wench wore ones that height, she'd be too tall for me to rest things on her head:no:

[Proper Bo]

hactually, maybe not, she'd still be a useful chin rest:smilie4:

[CrabGirl]

plus if the wench wore ones that height, she'd be too tall for me to rest things on her head:no:

Yes but she could rest her things on your head.

By things I mean boobs.

[CrabGirl]

plus if the wench wore ones that height, she'd be too tall for me to rest things on her head:no:

Yes but she could rest her things on your head.

By things I mean boobs.


Wait.... arn't you like, really fecking tall? :blink:

[Proper Bo]

plus if the wench wore ones that height, she'd be too tall for me to rest things on her head:no:

Yes but she could rest her things on your head.

By things I mean boobs.

the heels would need to be loiyke 2 feet for that:unsure:

[CrabGirl]

Nyahhhhrrrghhhh. Whatever.

Byeseeyanightetc

[Proper Bo]

Wait.... arn't you like, really fecking tall? :blink:

no, 6'1or2 :unsure:

[Something Else]

My missus is taller than me. :emo:

[Proper Bo]

6'5" in me heels though:kiss:

[Lilmiss]

My babies;
https://www.tukshoes.com/store/index.php?main_page=product_info&cPath=73_67_23&products_id=297
Mines are a little worn in though.


I want all the T.U.K range. :wub:

[Lilmiss]

Don't get her technical shite that benefits yourself, or any kind of fishnet whore wear.

(bo, take notes)

[Something Else]

:lol: Hidden messages.

She asked me for an MP3 playing thingy and she wouldn't wear anything like that. :smilie4:

[Lilmiss]

:o Even Bo wears them! :o

[Proper Bo]

mp3 players?:unsure:

[Something Else]

Wymins knickers. :unsure:

[kaffeine]

congratz to mrs. benchez :)
(hut seks is a must after spending more than $15 on a present, so demand your thank you's)

[Something Else]

She's got the painters in. :pinch:

[Lilmiss]

She's got the painters in. :pinch:

Get her on the pill injection.
No kids, no periods, no tantrums. :happy:



Go me. :01:

[Something Else]

Eeeew, i'd never let her take that even if she wanted to.

We are hippies. Nature rawks. http://i250.photobucket.com/albums/gg275/rubthelamp/stoner.gif

[kaffeine]

She's got the painters in. :pinch:
ouch :pinch:
then the guilt will make it even better in a few days hopefully lol

[J-dye]

everybody loves the bondage duckie :unsure:

http://www.love-shop.biz/uimg/vibrators/mini/vibrator-bondage-duckie.jpg

[Biggles]

everybody loves the bondage duckie :unsure:

http://www.love-shop.biz/uimg/vibrators/mini/vibrator-bondage-duckie.jpg


but not as much as you do apparently :unsure:

That shoe rack thing looked orsum but SGG has become a bit of an Immelda Marcos on the boots front and those things take up so much room + plus they just get dumped where ever she takes them off :dry: Is there a boot stacker or boot tardis thingy?

[Artemis]

and meanwhile deep in the jungle, look at sharepod you ram nazi benchez, its run from within the ipod itself, waaaay better than itunes to use and really simple too if the wyf is blonde.

[Something Else]

and meanwhile deep in the jungle, look at sharepod you ram nazi benchez, its run from within the ipod itself, waaaay better than itunes to use and really simple too if the wyf is blonde.

How did ewe know she was blonde. :O

[manker]

and meanwhile deep in the jungle, look at sharepod you ram nazi benchez, its run from within the ipod itself, waaaay better than itunes to use and really simple too if the wyf is blonde.

How did ewe know she was blonde. :O
She did make a fair few posts recently.

===

Btw, they're all cunts on here.
That pressie for your missus is ace. I myself bought teh missus something equally fantastic and the bar-stewards here unleashed the prose version of the hounds of hell on me for being unthoughtful or something else.

They're all wrong, simple as :smilie4:

[brotherdoobie]

How did ewe know she was blonde. :O
She did make a fair few posts recently.

===

Btw, they're all cunts on here.
That pressie for your missus is ace. I myself bought teh missus something equally fantastic and the bar-stewards here unleashed the prose version of the hounds of hell on me for being unthoughtful or something else.

They're all wrong, simple as :smilie4:

Ahhh...the infamous bin.


-bd :lol: