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Something Else
04-10-2008, 11:23 PM
It was her burfday yesterday. :pinch:

I need an MP3 type player device for about a monkey. Advices on a post (not card) please.

CrabGirl
04-10-2008, 11:26 PM
It was her burfday yesterday. :pinch:

I need an MP3 type player device for about a monkey. Advices on a post (not card) please.

How much is a monkey?

Something Else
04-10-2008, 11:27 PM
100 squids.

chalice
04-10-2008, 11:27 PM
About 3 bricks in Africa.

Cost you a fortune here, though.

Something Else
04-10-2008, 11:30 PM
About 3 bricks in Africa.

Cost you a fortune here, though.

:earl: :pinch:

/fetches chalice's coat.

CrabGirl
04-10-2008, 11:32 PM
if you can stretch a little further, get her an ipod classic. 80 gigs worth of lovely lovely space for movies and tunes. Amazing player and really good quality.

http://www.amazon.co.uk/Apple-iPod-classic-80GB-silver/dp/B000UVTA2I/ref=sr_1_2?ie=UTF8&s=electronics&qid=1207870300&sr=8-2

Something Else
04-10-2008, 11:34 PM
Oooh thanks. I can hack those to play flac and snes games too. :smilie4:

Proper Bo
04-10-2008, 11:35 PM
or get this one (http://www.ebuyer.com/product/132919) and spend the other 92 on yourself:smilie4:

Something Else
04-10-2008, 11:38 PM
or get this one (http://www.ebuyer.com/product/132919) and spend the other 92 on yourself:smilie4:

That idea is covered in win. :w00t:

CrabGirl
04-10-2008, 11:38 PM
If he buys her my one he'll get hawt sex action. If he buys her yours he'll have to wank into a sock for the rest of his days.

Something Else
04-10-2008, 11:40 PM
What kind of sock. :unsure:

Proper Bo
04-10-2008, 11:40 PM
If he buys her my one he'll get hawt sex action. If he buys her yours he'll have to wank into a sock for the rest of his days.

:whatevar:

CrabGirl
04-10-2008, 11:45 PM
A really scratchy old one.

Something Else
04-10-2008, 11:45 PM
Ordering ipod now. :fear:

CrabGirl
04-10-2008, 11:48 PM
The only downside is the evil which is known as itunes and the uberevil which is known as converting video files for ipod. I've found some really good little programs to do that though so if you need me to point you at them let me know.

Lilmiss
04-10-2008, 11:49 PM
/dumped.

Fer sure. :no:

Something Else
04-10-2008, 11:49 PM
The only downside is the evil which is known as itunes and the uberevil which is known as converting video files for ipod. I've found some really good little programs to do that though so if you need me to point you at them let me know.

Thanks mate. I won't have that dirty iTunes on my PC so I shall be using an alternative. :snooty:

CrabGirl
04-10-2008, 11:49 PM
/dumped.

Fer sure. :no:

which one, benchez or bo?

Something Else
04-10-2008, 11:50 PM
Don't dump me Bo. :emo:

Lilmiss
04-10-2008, 11:52 PM
Anyone who dares buy any kinda of birthday I Tune action without; roses, dinner, shoes. boots vouchers, a weekend away, slippers....

CrabGirl
04-10-2008, 11:52 PM
The only downside is the evil which is known as itunes and the uberevil which is known as converting video files for ipod. I've found some really good little programs to do that though so if you need me to point you at them let me know.

Thanks mate. I won't have that dirty iTunes on my PC so I shall be using an alternative. :snooty:

Poddox is good for the tunes but I cant find a video alternative to itunes as yet, though I think poddox is working on it. I just keep itunes on the laptop and don't ever let it connect to the ishop. Once you let it know that you are master it's not that bad.

Proper Bo
04-10-2008, 11:52 PM
Don't dump me Bo. :emo:

k:lookaroun

Proper Bo
04-10-2008, 11:53 PM
use winamp for the ipod, like.

Something Else
04-10-2008, 11:54 PM
Thanks mate. I won't have that dirty iTunes on my PC so I shall be using an alternative. :snooty:

Poddox is good for the tunes but I cant find a video alternative to itunes as yet, though I think poddox is working on it. I just keep itunes on the laptop and don't ever let it connect to the ishop. Once you let it know that you are master it's not that bad.

I'm worse than Hitler with my RAM so no unwanted processes like icrap or ifondle.
There is another thing to use for it all. Shirley.

CrabGirl
04-10-2008, 11:55 PM
Anyone who dares buy any kinda of birthday I Tune action without; roses, dinner, shoes. boots vouchers, a weekend away, slippers....

Expensive gadgetry > cliches.

Although the shoes might suffice. If anyone bought me boots vouchers I would kill them. A lot.

Wrapping the mp3 player in a lovely garment and presenting it to her over dinner would be acceptable.

Proper Bo
04-10-2008, 11:57 PM
Anyone who dares buy any kinda of birthday I Tune action without; roses, dinner, shoes. boots vouchers, a weekend away, slippers....

Expensive gadgetry > cliches.

Although the shoes might suffice. If anyone bought me boots vouchers I would kill them. A lot.

Wrapping the mp3 player in a lovely garment and presenting it to her over dinner would be acceptable.

What about wrapping individual babybels and putting them back inside the net thing before giving her them?:smilie4:

Something Else
04-10-2008, 11:58 PM
What about some shoe vouchers in a boot full of dinner. :wacko:

Lilmiss
04-10-2008, 11:58 PM
Expensive gadgetry > cliches.

Shoes (https://www.tukshoes.com/store/index.php?main_page=product_info&products_id=618) > * :wub:

Something Else
04-11-2008, 12:00 AM
Those are kewl as fekk. http://imagecloset.com/11/5012113fdc7fd1f035328c6e18b3539c/A7099LA.jpg (http://imagecloset.com)

Lilmiss
04-11-2008, 12:03 AM
Tell that to Bo. :smilie4:

CrabGirl
04-11-2008, 12:03 AM
I hate winamp. In fact I hate all software. The other day I had to convert a file from lossless to mp3 via one program, convert it again with another program to put it in itunes which then converts it again to put it on the player, and I'm a fecking noob so it takes ages to work out what I'm doing.

That annoyed me a bit. My old creative was pretty much plug and play but their newer ones have been rubbish and breaky.

Proper Bo
04-11-2008, 12:05 AM
Tell that to Bo. :smilie4:

benjamin thinks wearing sandals and not getting washed is kewl too:mellow:

CrabGirl
04-11-2008, 12:07 AM
Missy I whimpered when I saw those shoes. Bo, what is WRONG with you! Those are the bees tits. Benchez forget the ipod, buy her those, along with one of these to display her shoes. Sorted? Right. Goodnight.


http://www.yousaytoo.com/gallery_image/pic/8981/shop_3_3.jpg

Proper Bo
04-11-2008, 12:09 AM
Missy I whimpered when I saw those shoes. Bo, what is WRONG with you! Those are the bees tits.

they're just shoes:eyebrows:

CrabGirl
04-11-2008, 12:11 AM
Infidel.

Proper Bo
04-11-2008, 12:13 AM
plus if the wench wore ones that height, she'd be too tall for me to rest things on her head:no:

Proper Bo
04-11-2008, 12:13 AM
hactually, maybe not, she'd still be a useful chin rest:smilie4:

CrabGirl
04-11-2008, 12:14 AM
plus if the wench wore ones that height, she'd be too tall for me to rest things on her head:no:

Yes but she could rest her things on your head.

By things I mean boobs.

CrabGirl
04-11-2008, 12:14 AM
plus if the wench wore ones that height, she'd be too tall for me to rest things on her head:no:

Yes but she could rest her things on your head.

By things I mean boobs.


Wait.... arn't you like, really fecking tall? :blink:

Proper Bo
04-11-2008, 12:15 AM
plus if the wench wore ones that height, she'd be too tall for me to rest things on her head:no:

Yes but she could rest her things on your head.

By things I mean boobs.

the heels would need to be loiyke 2 feet for that:unsure:

CrabGirl
04-11-2008, 12:15 AM
Nyahhhhrrrghhhh. Whatever.

Byeseeyanightetc

Proper Bo
04-11-2008, 12:16 AM
Wait.... arn't you like, really fecking tall? :blink:

no, 6'1or2 :unsure:

Something Else
04-11-2008, 12:17 AM
My missus is taller than me. :emo:

Proper Bo
04-11-2008, 12:17 AM
6'5" in me heels though:kiss:

Lilmiss
04-11-2008, 12:18 AM
My babies;
https://www.tukshoes.com/store/index.php?main_page=product_info&cPath=73_67_23&products_id=297
Mines are a little worn in though.


I want all the T.U.K range. :wub:

Lilmiss
04-11-2008, 12:25 AM
Don't get her technical shite that benefits yourself, or any kind of fishnet whore wear.

(bo, take notes)

Something Else
04-11-2008, 12:29 AM
:lol: Hidden messages.

She asked me for an MP3 playing thingy and she wouldn't wear anything like that. :smilie4:

Lilmiss
04-11-2008, 12:35 AM
:o Even Bo wears them! :o

Proper Bo
04-11-2008, 12:37 AM
mp3 players?:unsure:

Something Else
04-11-2008, 12:39 AM
Wymins knickers. :unsure:

kaffeine
04-11-2008, 12:53 AM
congratz to mrs. benchez :)
(hut seks is a must after spending more than $15 on a present, so demand your thank you's)

Something Else
04-11-2008, 01:01 AM
She's got the painters in. :pinch:

Lilmiss
04-11-2008, 01:08 AM
She's got the painters in. :pinch:

Get her on the pill injection.
No kids, no periods, no tantrums. :happy:



Go me. :01:

Something Else
04-11-2008, 01:12 AM
Eeeew, i'd never let her take that even if she wanted to.

We are hippies. Nature rawks. http://i250.photobucket.com/albums/gg275/rubthelamp/stoner.gif

kaffeine
04-11-2008, 01:30 AM
She's got the painters in. :pinch:
ouch :pinch:
then the guilt will make it even better in a few days hopefully lol

J-dye
04-11-2008, 05:54 AM
everybody loves the bondage duckie :unsure:

http://www.love-shop.biz/uimg/vibrators/mini/vibrator-bondage-duckie.jpg

Biggles
04-11-2008, 09:11 AM
everybody loves the bondage duckie :unsure:

http://www.love-shop.biz/uimg/vibrators/mini/vibrator-bondage-duckie.jpg


but not as much as you do apparently :unsure:

That shoe rack thing looked orsum but SGG has become a bit of an Immelda Marcos on the boots front and those things take up so much room + plus they just get dumped where ever she takes them off :dry: Is there a boot stacker or boot tardis thingy?

Artemis
04-11-2008, 11:11 AM
and meanwhile deep in the jungle, look at sharepod you ram nazi benchez, its run from within the ipod itself, waaaay better than itunes to use and really simple too if the wyf is blonde.

Something Else
04-11-2008, 01:50 PM
and meanwhile deep in the jungle, look at sharepod you ram nazi benchez, its run from within the ipod itself, waaaay better than itunes to use and really simple too if the wyf is blonde.

How did ewe know she was blonde. :O

manker
04-11-2008, 01:59 PM
and meanwhile deep in the jungle, look at sharepod you ram nazi benchez, its run from within the ipod itself, waaaay better than itunes to use and really simple too if the wyf is blonde.

How did ewe know she was blonde. :O
She did make a fair few posts recently.

===

Btw, they're all cunts on here.
That pressie for your missus is ace. I myself bought teh missus something equally fantastic and the bar-stewards here unleashed the prose version of the hounds of hell on me for being unthoughtful or something else.

They're all wrong, simple as :smilie4:

brotherdoobie
04-11-2008, 02:03 PM
How did ewe know she was blonde. :O
She did make a fair few posts recently.

===

Btw, they're all cunts on here.
That pressie for your missus is ace. I myself bought teh missus something equally fantastic and the bar-stewards here unleashed the prose version of the hounds of hell on me for being unthoughtful or something else.

They're all wrong, simple as :smilie4:

Ahhh...the infamous bin.


-bd :lol: