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Squeamous
04-12-2008, 03:51 PM
My OH woke up this morning feeling terrible. He's so bad that he's been in bed all day, raising his head weakly only for lemsips, sexual favours, whisky honey and lemon hot toddies, Fighting Talk on 5 Live and Football Focus. Sadly he has been far too sick to do the washing up and laundry.

Anyone got any idea what this mystery illness might be?
chalice
04-12-2008, 03:54 PM
Let me be the first to suggest the bad aids.

It's a race and I reckon Benjamin is gonna win. He has more fingers than me, the cunt.

Edit: Nope. Yay for me!!!!
Something Else
04-12-2008, 03:54 PM
:earl: I was just typing that.
Biggles
04-12-2008, 03:55 PM
There is an absolute bitch of a flu bug going about.


It could be that or he fancied a day in bed being waited on hand and toe.
Squeamous
04-12-2008, 03:56 PM
:O

I thought they were bed sores, the lazy, inert duvet pupa :angry:.
Squeamous
04-12-2008, 03:57 PM
There is an absolute bitch of a flu bug going about.


It could be that or he fancied a day in bed being waited on hand and toe.

Probably a bit of both.

I probably didn't help myself by furnishing him with a summoning bell :ermm:.
tesco
04-12-2008, 03:59 PM
Does OH stand for original husband or something else?
Biggles
04-12-2008, 04:03 PM
Does OH stand for original husband or something else?

that is close enough
Squeamous
04-12-2008, 04:03 PM
Sorry.....Other Half.
Biggles
04-12-2008, 04:04 PM
:O

A bell?

Luxury
chalice
04-12-2008, 04:28 PM
:O

A bell?

Luxury

Lepers had bells too, like.

Maybes it's the bad leprosy.
dedro
04-12-2008, 04:57 PM
i play sick all the time, just for the service. it works like a charm every time.
100%
04-12-2008, 04:58 PM
Diagnosis:
Sounds like extreme case of gravity.


Cure:
give him anything he wants, specifically drinks with bubbles in them, lots of beans, and very happy children tunes. If he can still get an erection, sooth it repeatedly to remove the bad gravitas.
Squeamous
04-12-2008, 09:46 PM
Diagnosis:
Sounds like extreme case of gravity.


Cure:
give him anything he wants, specifically drinks with bubbles in them, lots of beans, and very happy children tunes. If he can still get an erection, sooth it repeatedly to remove the bad gravitas.

Well I heard an ancient remedy for a fever was leaching......:unsure:

Anyway, it's ok now, he's much better. Coincided with the start of MoTD. Phew!