The Great British Penis Survey.

[CrabGirl]

Watching this on the telly-box at the moment. You man-creatures have really got some ugly genitals haven't you. :cry:

Anyways. Fill in the form and post pictures of you measuring.


http://www.measuremymanhood.com/index.html

[Mr JP Fugley]

Don't treat me like eye candy :cry:

[CrabGirl]

You know you love being objectified.

[Mr JP Fugley]

Objectified like a fox.

[brotherdoobie]

I heard it didn't amount to much.


-bd

[CrabGirl]

I heard it didn't amount to much.


-bd

You should stop eavesdropping on your wife's private conversations then.

[brotherdoobie]

I heard it didn't amount to much.


-bd

You should stop eavesdropping on your wife's private conversations then.

She's not shy. She laughs in front of me.


-bd

[CrabGirl]

You should stop eavesdropping on your wife's private conversations then.

She's not shy. She laughs in front of me.


-bd

:rolleyes:

[Mr. Mulder]

i don't actually own a ruler so ive tried using this on screen one but i don't think its the same :unsure:

[CrabGirl]

If you realised your penis was really tiny, like a button mushroom, would you consider surgery?

[brotherdoobie]

She's not shy. She laughs in front of me.


-bd

:rolleyes:

Michelle?


-bd

[Mr. Mulder]

If you realised your penis was really tiny, like a button mushroom, would you consider surgery?
to become a woman? absolutely.

[Septimus]

haha

[brotherdoobie]

If you realised your penis was really tiny, like a button mushroom, would you consider surgery?

I would more than consider it. I would post pics in the Last Thing You Bought thread, afterwards.

-bd

[brotherdoobie]

Have I offended you in some way, CG. If so, I am truly sorry. I've never meant to.



Peace, Paul

[Squeamous]

Watching this on the telly-box at the moment. You man-creatures have really got some ugly genitals haven't you. :cry:

Anyways. Fill in the form and post pictures of you measuring.


http://www.measuremymanhood.com/index.html

Penises are lovely! I've even got a favourite shape :yup:.

[brotherdoobie]

Watching this on the telly-box at the moment. You man-creatures have really got some ugly genitals haven't you. :cry:

Anyways. Fill in the form and post pictures of you measuring.


http://www.measuremymanhood.com/index.html

Penises are lovely! I've even got a favourite shape :yup:.

Which is?


-bd

[Squeamous]

Not telling.....because they're all nice and shape doesn't matter :unsure:.

[brotherdoobie]

Not telling.....because they're all nice and shape doesn't matter :unsure:.

I feel the same way about breast. If I believed in God - I would thank her.


Peace, Paul :happy:

[Squeamous]

To be fair though it is easier to have nice breast than penis.

[brotherdoobie]

To be fair though it is easier to have nice breast than penis.


Unless...you're bi-sexual, then it's prolly just as easy...either way.


-bd

[bornwithnoname]

Watching this on the telly-box at the moment. You man-creatures have really got some ugly genitals haven't you. :cry:

Anyways. Fill in the form and post pictures of you measuring.


http://www.measuremymanhood.com/index.html

Penises are lovely! I've even got a favourite shape :yup:.

I didn't there where different shapes...:O

[brotherdoobie]

Penises are lovely! I've even got a favourite shape :yup:.

I didn't there where different shapes...:O

Of course there are all shapes and sizes of dicks.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v173/brotherdoobie/474px-Dick_Cheney.jpg (http://filesharingtalk.com/vb3/%5BIMG%5Dhttp://img.photobucket.com/albums/v173/brotherdoobie/474px-Dick_Cheney.jpg%5B/IMG%5D)

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v173/brotherdoobie/RichardNixonFarewell.jpg


-bd

[Squeamous]

:lol:

[Skweeky]

i don't actually own a ruler so ive tried using this on screen one but i don't think its the same :unsure:


But we all know that you're erm... well-endowed in the penis-area. You showed us and then CG and I vouched for you.
Which is better than a medical certificate in these areas.

[Mr. Mulder]

i don't actually own a ruler so ive tried using this on screen one but i don't think its the same :unsure:


But we all know that you're erm... well-endowed in the penis-area. You showed us and then CG and I vouched for you.
Which is better than a medical certificate in these areas.
cheers, sorry it knocked you up though - i didn't mean for that to happen but I want you to know i'll help out with the bills and stuff :yup:

[Skweeky]

If only I'd put my goggles on before looking :s

[Mr. Mulder]

http://i85.photobucket.com/albums/k48/tenimeart/Funny/goggles-do-nothing.jpg

;)

[Skweeky]

You could've given me those before you sent that picture :snooty: