Is It Alright That I Got My Hand Drunk And Took

[brotherdoobie]

I had gotten pretty drunk the other night in the KLF room on SoulSeek.
I had to lay down due to the fact that the room was spinning.
I started to feel excited when I thought about all of the wonderful music I had
downloaded that day,and felt a stiring in my loins!

Well I had been laying on my arm and my hand had fallen asleep,
becoming all numb and tingly.
In the mean while I had became even more aroused due to a Susan Summers
informercial that was on the television at the time.

I picked up the bottel of Bushmills Irish Whiskey and poured it into my hand,then I put some Barry White in the CD player and begain to seduce my intoxicated hand.
It was the best sex of my life.

Should I feel guilty for having had used alcohol in this situation ...........or did my hand realy want it?


Peace brotherdoobie

[JONNO_CELEBS]

You Weird You Weirdo :blink:

I just read this 10 mins ago, now you post it in here :blink:

You weirdo :lol: :lol: :lol:

I suppose it is ok tho :lol: :lol: :lol:

Jonno B)

[brotherdoobie]

Originally posted by JONNO_CELEBS@9 August 2003 - 04:39
You Weird You Weirdo :blink:

I just read this 10 mins ago, now you post it in here :blink:

You weirdo :lol: :lol: :lol:

I suppose it is ok tho :lol: :lol: :lol:

Jonno B)
Thank you Jonno.............I take that as a compliment comming from you ;)
Welcome back to the lounge .........it feels good to put my feet up!

Come and join me for a cup of coffey............Ahhhh....... home sweet home B)


Peace and Respect brotherdoobie

[balamm]

Just how old is the hand in question here doob? You gotta draw some limits ya know..


Oh. also, I take it this hand is not a first timer then? If it was, then alcohol would be totaly inapropriate.

[brotherdoobie]

Originally posted by balamm@9 August 2003 - 05:05
Just how old is the hand in question here doob? You gotta draw some limits ya know..


Oh. also, I take it this hand is not a first timer then? If it was, then alcohol would be totaly inapropriate.
I assure you perfectly legeal............32 years young! ;)

Peac and Respect brotherdoobie B)

P.S. and no my old mate the hand is quite the whore ;)

[imnotanaddict]

hey atleast your hand doesnt get violent when drunk. if it had made a fist
i shudder to think...

[brotherdoobie]

I did it again...........this time with my left hands best friend!
His mate my right hand.
Oh Christ what kind of man am I? :unsure:

My left hand fell asleep and the next think you know ,we were all
over each other.
Now I have to hide an affair...........what have I gotten my self into? :blink:


Peace brotherdoobie :unsure:

[Powdered Water]

MASTURBATION IS GOOD! :dribble:

[brotherdoobie]

Oh my God............My Left hand knows about my right hand!

Peace brotherdoobie

[iamhere]

As long as the hand belongs to you. I have noticed that using other hands gets the owner pretty pi$$ed off.

[brotherdoobie]

Yes but I want my hand to still respect me!
It's not just about the sex!!!!!

Peace brotherdoobie

[chalkmongoose]

Yah, but you have it easy. I walked into a diner and tried to get one of the Waitress's hands involved...

[iamhere]

I always thought masterbation was just a normal part of life. I think wiping my ass after taking a shit is more embarssing then masterbating.

[chalkmongoose]

Originally posted by iamhere@11 August 2003 - 06:12
I always thought masterbation was just a normal part of life. I think wiping my ass after taking a shit is more embarssing then masterbating.
So wiping your rectal area after ejecting fecal matter happens to not be normal then?

[brotherdoobie]

Drunk at 5:00 am and still trying to make up with my hand :blink:

Peace brotherdoobie..burp!

[sArA]

As long as you are honest with each hand about your swinging sexual preferences and they accept you for what you are, then there should be no problem.

Reasure each hand that you love them and care for them, and see if they agree to an open relationship, this way you can perhaps involve your feet on occasion!

[brotherdoobie]

Originally posted by sara5564@7 May 2004 - 05:31
As long as you are honest with each hand about your swinging sexual preferences and they accept you for what you are, then there should be no problem.

Reasure each hand that you love them and care for them, and see if they agree to an open relationship, this way you can perhaps involve your feet on occasion!
I'm afraid it's past that now Sara :(
I should of been honest from the start as you suggested...Where were you when
all of this started?

I could of used your sound advice.

Peace brotherdoobie :)

[sArA]

I am so sorry that I was not here earlier to help with your problem...

I suggest therefore that you try and bring in a 3rd party to intervene on your behalf... Perhaps someone who has an interest in both hands getting along

I think maybe your dick could help you in this, but remember, he tends not to be too bright and you may need to take his advice with a little caution.




Good luck... :)

[brotherdoobie]

I think maybe your dick could help you in this, but remember, he tends not to be too bright and you may need to take his advice with a little caution.


You speak words of wisdom Sara.
I love him dearly...Alas he has led me astray on numerous
occasions. :frusty:

So I will seek as you advised an impartial third party...Who has no
interest what so ever in my sexual encounters (sexual encounters being...masturbation :( )...My wife.

Peace brotherdoobie