sexy burds cooking fred

[Mr. Mulder]

ewe know what to do.

[JPaul]

http://www.geocities.com/TelevisionCity/Network/7525/cooking.jpg

[Mr. Mulder]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v661/mrmulder/IMG_blue_dress_kitchen1060.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v661/mrmulder/Sexy_blonde_strips_in_the_kitchen.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v661/mrmulder/nigellaDM1409_468x500.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v661/mrmulder/sexy_eva_longoria_ki9333.jpg
thats that woman from desperate housewifes i think, i do not like her one bit as she has no talent whatsoever and doesn't belong on the tellybox ...though she's doing the dishes so we'll let her off

[JPaul]

http://www.strangesports.com/images/content/108399.jpg

[JPaul]

http://www.rochardsbunnyranch.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2007/12/sexy-kitchen-ftv-girls.jpg

[Mr. Mulder]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v661/mrmulder/Sexy20Chef.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v661/mrmulder/SaucyAnimation.gif

[Mr. Mulder]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v661/mrmulder/P003.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v661/mrmulder/P005.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v661/mrmulder/P006.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v661/mrmulder/naughtystarri_011.jpg

[JPaul]

http://91.121.132.199/gifs/789.gif

[Squeamous]

That doesn't pass for cooking! If it did you saddos would probably be in better shape.

[JPaul]

That doesn't pass for cooking! If it did you saddos would probably be in better shape.

Au contraire, she's definitely cooking.

[J-dye]

mulder has a cooking burd fetish :lol:

[Biggles]

mulder has a cooking burd fetish :lol:

On the whole much less disturbing than his burd cooking fetish

[J-dye]

:lol:

[CrabGirl]

Hoi! Half these burds are just posing wiv food. Cooking is Graft I tell thee. Thems not even breaking a sweat!

[J-dye]

Hoi! Half these burds are just posing wiv food. Cooking is Graft I tell thee. Thems not even breaking a sweat!

but they are wet somewhere :whistling

[JPaul]

Are you suggesting that those patently talented ladies are being disingenuous with regard their culinary skills.

That's calumny of the worst kind.

[Biggles]

Are you suggesting that those patently talented ladies are being disingenuous with regard their culinary skills.

That's calumny of the worst kind.

They can get a discrete cream for that these days though.

[Squeamous]

I know what you lot need. It's less sexy burds and more cooking.

http://i27.tinypic.com/14o7kl.jpg

Don't say I never show you my floury baps:

http://i32.tinypic.com/254wk5x.jpg

[CrabGirl]

@ everyone apart from Squeamous. Just because someone is posing in a kitchen with foodstuffs doesn't mean they are cooking. Titillation of menfolk doesn't count as cooking.
:angry:

[Biggles]

I know what you lot need. It's less sexy burds and more cooking.

http://i27.tinypic.com/14o7kl.jpg

Don't say I never show you my floury baps:

http://i32.tinypic.com/254wk5x.jpg

:unsure:

What is it?

[JPaul]

@ everyone apart from Squeamous. Just because someone is posing in a kitchen with foodstuffs doesn't mean they are cooking. Titillation of menfolk doesn't count as cooking.
:angry:

You can be so hidebound and reactionary with regard what constitutes cooking.

Some of us are willing to be more liberal in our interpretations, nazi.

[Squeamous]

Oi!!!

It's a chilli bean burger....thus fulfilling the criteria of being hot and cooking. It's also got some Quorn bacon on top. It tastes better than it looks :snooty:.

[JPaul]

I know what you lot need. It's less sexy burds and more cooking.

http://i27.tinypic.com/14o7kl.jpg

Don't say I never show you my floury baps:

http://i32.tinypic.com/254wk5x.jpg

:unsure:

What is it?

Quorn on a beanburger is my guess.

[JPaul]

I was right to the max ftw.

[Biggles]

Oi!!!

It's a chilli bean burger....thus fulfilling the criteria of being hot and cooking. It's also got some Quorn bacon on top. It tastes better than it looks :snooty:.

Quorn bacon? :idunno:

Chilli burgers are alright but they can go through one a tad :shifty:

[Squeamous]

So can younger women :naughty:.

[CrabGirl]

@ everyone apart from Squeamous. Just because someone is posing in a kitchen with foodstuffs doesn't mean they are cooking. Titillation of menfolk doesn't count as cooking.
:angry:

You can be so hidebound and reactionary with regard what constitutes cooking.

Some of us are willing to be more liberal in our interpretations, nazi.

I like cooking. I like sex. The two mix well. Those burds however are neither cooking nor having sex. They are just posing with vegetables.

[Snee]

Oi!!!

It's a chilli bean burger....thus fulfilling the criteria of being hot and cooking. It's also got some Quorn bacon on top. It tastes better than it looks :snooty:.

Quorn bacon? :idunno:
It's compressed fungus or something.

It's sounds like space-meat, though :smilie4:

And it actually doesn't taste bad. I like quorn burgers.

[Squeamous]

I was right to the max ftw.

You're too old to know about quorn bacon shirley? :unsure:

[JPaul]

You can be so hidebound and reactionary with regard what constitutes cooking.

Some of us are willing to be more liberal in our interpretations, nazi.

I like cooking. I like sex. The two mix well. Those burds however are neither cooking nor having sex. They are just posing with vegetables.

You keep saying it like it's a bad thing. :wacko:

[Squeamous]

I like cooking. I like sex. The two mix well. Those burds however are neither cooking nor having sex. They are just posing with vegetables.

In the kitchen Crabby...don't forget that!

[CrabGirl]

Eugghhh. I'm really allergic to Quorn.

Cheese's mum tried to poison me the first time I ate at her house.

[Snee]

You can be so hidebound and reactionary with regard what constitutes cooking.

Some of us are willing to be more liberal in our interpretations, nazi.

I like cooking. I like sex. The two mix well. Those burds however are neither cooking nor having sex. They are just posing with vegetables.

They are? :blink:

'cept for a grand total of one, the daft-looking one with the cucumber, there's not that much purposeful posing with vegetables :unsure:

[JPaul]

I was right to the max ftw.

You're too old to know about quorn bacon shirley? :unsure:

I didn't say Quorn bacon, that's oxymoronic.

It's Quorn, that is all.

[Squeamous]

Ah, come on Crabby, it's only waffer-thin!

[Mr. Mulder]

Ah, come on Crabby, it's only waffer-thin!
that's what she said :pinch:

[Biggles]

I like cooking. I like sex. The two mix well. Those burds however are neither cooking nor having sex. They are just posing with vegetables.

You keep saying it like it's a bad thing. :wacko:

Yes have lost the thread of CG's argument here

That said I wouldn't eat any of the food the dirty minxes had been handling like - not sure where it might have been.

That and cucumber gives me unbelievable heartburn.

[CrabGirl]

Ah, come on Crabby, it's only waffer-thin!

Still makes me barf like a drain.

[Squeamous]

Cow it is then!

[CrabGirl]

@ Biggles et al. Sorry I don't know really what I mean. I'll go now.

Sorry for being loose-threaded.

[Biggles]

@ Biggles et al. Sorry I don't know really what I mean. I'll go now.

Sorry for being loose-threaded.


Where would a Lounge thread be without a bit of loose?

[Snee]

Tighter.

[CrabGirl]

:glag:

[Mr. Mulder]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v661/mrmulder/Nice_Fridge.jpg

[Barbarossa]

wine! wine! Ask for the wine!

[Alien5]

http://sizzleonthegrill.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/11/opendoorchicknweb.jpg

[Mr. Mulder]

:pinch:

[Mr. Mulder]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v661/mrmulder/Nice_Fridge.jpg
http://www.geekzone.co.nz/imagessubs/a4d5ed9f4988b3692a5ce940b516f57d.jpg

[Mr. Mulder]

http://www.evilmilk.com/pictures/Can_I_Have_Some.jpg

:o

[Barbarossa]

Is that your flatmate? :O

[C-mos]

he wishes

[n00bz0r]

http://www.sexybigbutts.net/Images/2008/04/really-big-ass.jpg

[Hairbautt]

COED Magazine.

Best, bookmark, evar.

http://coedmagazine.files.wordpress.com/2009/07/kitchen-lead11.jpg?w=600&h=360

http://coedmagazine.com/2009/07/15/too-hot-in-the-kitchen-77-homemaking-hotties/

[ckrit]

There is no evolution. Trust me: I'm a doctor!1! (http://filesharingtalk.com/vb3/p-ontologically-speaking-can-god-proven-post3254808/postcount71)

:glag:

[ckrit]

A master PhD, no less. He must be really special.

[Mr. Mulder]

http://www.kontraband.com/pics/19204/Enjoy-A-Pizza-Destiny-And-Buffy/

....giggity

[Snee]

There is no evolution. Trust me: I'm a doctor!1! (http://filesharingtalk.com/vb3/p-ontologically-speaking-can-god-proven-post3254808/postcount71)

:glag:

I still don't know how that ended up in this thread.

[IdolEyes787]

I would guess stupidity but it's only a guess.

[Skiz]

http://www.celebgossipnet.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/06/rachael-ray-sexy.jpg

[Mr. Mulder]

http://www.evilmilk.com/pictures/Excellent_Cook.jpg

http://www.evilmilk.com/pictures/Effective_Advert.jpg

[Skiz]

http://static.mmoabc.com/my/D/a/f/tshadow/2008/12/3//1228333123085.jpg

[Skiz]

http://gedmaheux.files.wordpress.com/2007/06/giada_full.jpg

http://www.newsgab.com/forum/attachments/celebrity-pictures/38709d1169520998-giada-de-laurentiis-cleavage-food-network-93490_1_122_455lo.jpg