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bulio
08-11-2003, 01:36 AM
well, how can you become a board moderator? do u just get selected or somethin'?

balamm
08-11-2003, 01:36 AM
Ever seen the movie "Star Chamber" ? ;)

lynx
08-11-2003, 01:38 AM
Just repeat to yourself 'I know I can be a moderator' over and over again.

Eventually it will send you mad.

Then you are halfway there.

Ron
08-11-2003, 01:39 AM
It's a big secret.
Noone really knows.
I heard they have this initiation rite, where they reduce your penis c.q. boobs size.
They also need to take out your tolerance towards spammers.
But the worst part is that you have to offer your spare time for no reward at all, except maybe the joy of talking to NikkiC (formerly known as NikkiD) in the secret MOD room.

Bender
08-11-2003, 01:42 AM
Originally posted by lynx@11 August 2003 - 03:38
Just repeat to yourself 'I know I can be a moderator' over and over again.

Eventually it will send you mad.

Then you are halfway there.
It's this solution. :)

Ron
08-11-2003, 01:43 AM
Being mad is only halfway?
What's the econd half then?

JONNO_CELEBS
08-11-2003, 01:43 AM
Originally posted by Ron@11 August 2003 - 01:39
It's a big secret.
Noone really knows.
I heard they have this initiation rite, where they reduce your penis c.q. boobs size.
They also need to take out your tolerance towards spammers.
But the worst part is that you have to offer your spare time for no reward at all, except maybe the joy of talking to NikkiC (formerly known as NikkiD) in the secret MOD room.
NikkiC??? :unsure:

Did I miss something?? :unsure:

Jonno B)

Powdered Water
08-11-2003, 01:43 AM
I'm pretty sure you have to light a Zippo lighter 5 times in row on the first strike each time or someone chops one of your fingers off. Oh yeah and you don't get to be A mod if you fail. LOL

lynx
08-11-2003, 01:44 AM
Oh, I forgot, you have to practise killing animals too.

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/forumfun/spam.jpg

thewizeard
08-11-2003, 01:44 AM
Originally posted by lynx@11 August 2003 - 03:38
Just repeat to yourself 'I know I can be a moderator' over and over again.

Eventually it will send you mad.

Then you are halfway there.
It's a mantra.

Bender
08-11-2003, 01:45 AM
Originally posted by Ron@11 August 2003 - 03:43
Being mad is only halfway?
What's the econd half then?
Pressing the New Poll button a million times without posting about it.

lynx
08-11-2003, 01:46 AM
Originally posted by nigel123@11 August 2003 - 02:44
It's a mantra.
Didn't Opel make those ?

I nearly got one once.

balamm
08-11-2003, 01:46 AM
Originally posted by lynx@11 August 2003 - 02:44
Oh, I forgot, you have to practise killing animals too.


Practise? You gotta be GOOD at it!

Ron
08-11-2003, 01:46 AM
Originally posted by JONNO_CELEBS@11 August 2003 - 03:43
NikkiC??? :unsure:

Did I miss something?? :unsure:

From a thread in the phorum:

I've even had to have a breast reduction to make me less recognizable... *sob*

Totally ripped out of context, of course.

:D :D :D

JONNO_CELEBS
08-11-2003, 01:48 AM
I'd make a good mod :P I'm always sensible, I never flame, I never post vulgarity, I am always here :lol: :lol: :lol:


Jonno B)

[email protected] I see :rolleyes: Missed that, I hate missing a chat about Nikki's breasts :P ;)

Powdered Water
08-11-2003, 01:50 AM
Originally posted by JONNO_CELEBS@11 August 2003 - 01:48
I'd make a good mod :P I'm always sensible, I never flame, I never post vulgarity, I am always here :lol: :lol: :lol:


Jonno B)
And you have your own fan club jonno.

titey
08-11-2003, 02:00 AM
Originally posted by Powdered Water@10 August 2003 - 20:50
And you have your own fan club jonno.
I thought JONNO was his own fan club! :P

JONNO_CELEBS
08-11-2003, 02:03 AM
Originally posted by Powdered Water+11 August 2003 - 01:50--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Powdered Water @ 11 August 2003 - 01:50)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-JONNO_CELEBS@11 August 2003 - 01:48
I&#39;d make a good mod :P&nbsp; I&#39;m always sensible, I never flame, I never post vulgarity, I am always here :lol:&nbsp; :lol:&nbsp; :lol:


Jonno B)
And you have your own fan club jonno. [/b][/quote]
Yup, you can join too, all membership fee&#39;s must be paid to Bender ;) :D

Join today:-Join the "I saw Jonno&#39;s Bum Society" ........TODAY&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;

Titey.......you thinking of the other club :rolleyes:

Jonno B)

Powdered Water
08-11-2003, 02:03 AM
An island unto himself so to speak. :P

Ron
08-11-2003, 02:05 AM
Well, one thing hasn&#39;t been mentioned yet.
To become a truly good MOD, you have to pledge allegiance to the Bolognese Army.

JONNO_CELEBS
08-11-2003, 02:07 AM
Originally posted by Powdered Water@11 August 2003 - 02:03
An island unto himself so to speak. :P
Are you saying I&#39;m fat?? :angry: :lol: :lol:

Join.......Join today and see my Bum :lol: :lol: :lol:

Half price for 1st 3 new members&#33;&#33;&#33;

Roll up roll up roll up&#33;&#33;&#33; See that fat mans bum..........Gaze at him while he wipes it the only way he can............With a rag on a stck :lol: :lol: :lol:


Jonno B)

Bender
08-11-2003, 02:07 AM
Originally posted by bulio@11 August 2003 - 03:36
well, how can you become a board moderator? do u just get selected or somethin&#39;?
Ok, we haven&#39;t been really nice to you, sorry about that. ;)

On normal boards, Mods are asked by Admins.
On this board, Mods ask Members to become Mod.
There are some people waiting in line before you, so don&#39;t call us, we&#39;ll call you. :)

(Ignore any message posted after this one; it&#39;ll be crap. :D )

Ron
08-11-2003, 02:08 AM
Originally posted by JONNO_CELEBS@11 August 2003 - 04:03
Join today:-Join the "I saw Jonno&#39;s Bum Society" ........TODAY&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;


I always wondered about that.
I figured you meant:

"I saw Jonno&#39;s Bum Today" society.

lynx
08-11-2003, 02:08 AM
Originally posted by JONNO_CELEBS@11 August 2003 - 03:03
Titey.......you thinking of the other club :rolleyes:

Do you mean this one ?

http://www.ml20.nowinbeta.org/smilies/bop.gif

JONNO_CELEBS
08-11-2003, 02:09 AM
Crap :lol: :lol: :lol:

Sorry Bender :unsure: :P

Jonno B)

titey
08-11-2003, 02:10 AM
(Ignore any message posted after this one; it&#39;ll be crap.&nbsp; :D&nbsp; )

http://www.nature-source.com/graphics/turtle-shit.jpg

JONNO_CELEBS
08-11-2003, 02:10 AM
Originally posted by lynx+11 August 2003 - 02:08--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (lynx &#064; 11 August 2003 - 02:08)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-JONNO_CELEBS@11 August 2003 - 03:03
Titey.......you thinking of the other club :rolleyes:

Do you mean this one ?

http://www.ml20.nowinbeta.org/smilies/bop.gif [/b][/quote]
Pi&#036;&#036; off Lynx ya git :lol: ;) :lol:

@Ron.........Join dude, you know you want to ;) :D

Jonno B)

[email protected] KnEEEEEEEWWWWWWW you were gonna do that :lol:

Ron
08-11-2003, 02:11 AM
Originally posted by lynx+11 August 2003 - 04:08--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (lynx &#064; 11 August 2003 - 04:08)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteBegin-JONNO_CELEBS@11 August 2003 - 03:03
Titey.......you thinking of the other club :rolleyes:

Do you mean this one ?

http://www.ml20.nowinbeta.org/smilies/bop.gif[/b][/quote]
I think he meant

http://www.handykult.de/plaudersmilies.de/smileysex.gif

http://users.skynet.be/Ron/lol.gif that one.

JONNO_CELEBS
08-11-2003, 02:13 AM
Originally posted by Ron@11 August 2003 - 02:11

Do you mean this one ?

http://www.ml20.nowinbeta.org/smilies/bop.gif
I think he meant

http://www.handykult.de/plaudersmilies.de/smileysex.gif

http://users.skynet.be/Ron/lol.gif that one. [/quote]
ROTFLMAO :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Excellent :lol: :lol:


Jonno B)

Ron
08-11-2003, 02:14 AM
Originally posted by titey@11 August 2003 - 04:10
http://www.nature-source.com/graphics/turtle-shit.jpg

Ummm, I&#39;m afraid to ask, but.......does TC stand for Titey&#39;s Crap?
:ph34r:

Powdered Water
08-11-2003, 02:15 AM
Originally posted by Ron+11 August 2003 - 02:14--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Ron @ 11 August 2003 - 02:14)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-titey@11 August 2003 - 04:10
http://www.nature-source.com/graphics/turtle-shit.jpg

Ummm, I&#39;m afraid to ask, but.......does TC stand for Titey&#39;s Crap?
:ph34r: [/b][/quote]
:lol: :lol: :lol:

JONNO_CELEBS
08-11-2003, 02:16 AM
Originally posted by Ron+11 August 2003 - 02:14--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Ron @ 11 August 2003 - 02:14)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-titey@11 August 2003 - 04:10
http://www.nature-source.com/graphics/turtle-shit.jpg

Ummm, I&#39;m afraid to ask, but.......does TC stand for Titey&#39;s Crap?
:ph34r: [/b][/quote]
Hey.....Ron&#39;s been at the happy pills, he&#39;s on form tonight :lol: :lol:

Sharpe as a blunt rock :lol: :lol:


Jonno B)

chalkmongoose
08-11-2003, 05:11 AM
Originally posted by JONNO_CELEBS+11 August 2003 - 02:16--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (JONNO_CELEBS @ 11 August 2003 - 02:16)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
Originally posted by Ron@11 August 2003 - 02:14
<!--QuoteBegin-titey@11 August 2003 - 04:10
http://www.nature-source.com/graphics/turtle-shit.jpg

Ummm, I&#39;m afraid to ask, but.......does TC stand for Titey&#39;s Crap?
:ph34r:
Hey.....Ron&#39;s been at the happy pills, he&#39;s on form tonight :lol: :lol:

Sharpe as a blunt rock :lol: :lol:


Jonno B) [/b][/quote]
So... Smarter than the average chalkmongoose then?

marine_aart
08-11-2003, 05:52 AM
Originally posted by Bender+11 August 2003 - 03:07--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Bender @ 11 August 2003 - 03:07)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-bulio@11 August 2003 - 03:36
well, how can you become a board moderator? do u just get selected or somethin&#39;?
Ok, we haven&#39;t been really nice to you, sorry about that. ;)

On normal boards, Mods are asked by Admins.
On this board, Mods ask Members to become Mod.
There are some people waiting in line before you, so don&#39;t call us, we&#39;ll call you. :)

(Ignore any message posted after this one; it&#39;ll be crap. :D ) [/b][/quote]
I am waiting far too long, those mods are just too slow :P they need me

chalkmongoose
08-11-2003, 05:58 AM
Originally posted by marine_aart+11 August 2003 - 05:52--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (marine_aart @ 11 August 2003 - 05:52)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
Originally posted by Bender@11 August 2003 - 03:07
<!--QuoteBegin-bulio@11 August 2003 - 03:36
well, how can you become a board moderator? do u just get selected or somethin&#39;?
Ok, we haven&#39;t been really nice to you, sorry about that. ;)

On normal boards, Mods are asked by Admins.
On this board, Mods ask Members to become Mod.
There are some people waiting in line before you, so don&#39;t call us, we&#39;ll call you. :)

(Ignore any message posted after this one; it&#39;ll be crap. :D )
I am waiting far too long, those mods are just too slow :P they need me [/b][/quote]
No, what the moderators need is someone like me&#33;
































































to shut the hell up

MUSLEMAN
08-11-2003, 11:05 AM
this thread has been hijacked :lol:

JONNO_CELEBS
08-11-2003, 11:09 AM
Originally posted by MUSLEMAN@11 August 2003 - 11:05
this thread has been hijacked :lol:
MM&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33; :) How goes it dude? :)

Last time you ran away from me, you did&#39;nt have to run that bloody far :P :lol: :lol: I was outta breath after 25 meters :blink:


Jonno B)

Illuminati
08-11-2003, 11:24 AM
Originally posted by MUSLEMAN@11 August 2003 - 12:05
this thread has been hijacked :lol:
Well then, as the forum tradition goes - That needs to be said in style
http://homepage.ntlworld.com/roy.wills/Cymoril/K-Lite/Hijack.jpg

I&#39;m so glad I made the ID-Hijack card :D

-Archwolf-
08-11-2003, 12:24 PM
Originally posted by JONNO_CELEBS@11 August 2003 - 03:48
I&#39;d make a good mod :P I&#39;m always sensible, I never flame, I never post vulgarity, I am always here :lol: :lol: :lol:


Jonno B)

[email protected] I see :rolleyes: Missed that, I hate missing a chat about Nikki&#39;s breasts :P ;)
Jonno you would be a very good mod

.......right if you become can you drop me a pm so I can kill myself :P

soopaman
08-11-2003, 03:01 PM
Originally posted by bulio@11 August 2003 - 02:36
well, how can you become a board moderator? do u just get selected or somethin&#39;?


I thought you just had to kiss arse on Soulseek with the other members of the "K-Lite Forum" clique&#33;&#33; :lol: