What Do You Preffer...

[Cygnuz-Y]

Just imagine there was no Sex....

Would you preffer a Women or a PC?

[silverccrow]

A Lamborgini Diablo and my PC ! :blink:

[Powdered Water]

I'm sorry I was busy masturbating what was the question again? :microsmile:

[balamm]

w-oo-man.. ? like that in your sig? what are they for?

[Cygnuz-Y]

Originally posted by balamm@11 August 2003 - 03:19
w-oo-man.. ? like that in your sig? what are they for?
You talking to me....

By the way, if there was no Sex i rather preffer my Pc!!!!

[brotherdoobie]

Originally posted by Cygnuz-Y@10 August 2003 - 22:08
Just imagine there was no Sex....

Would you preffer a Women or a PC?
Take the mouse out of your hand.
Turn the power off(not just hybernation)
Back away from the computer.
Go have sex(because you can realy have sex with women......realy)
or if the sex thing isn't possible.....masturbate. ;)

All jokes aside my computer!
SLAP!!!!.........Jeesh.........Sorry Honey!!!

[Cygnuz-Y]

HAHAHAHAHA

c'mon man i do have a girlfriend but i was wondering if there was no sex would you stay all day with your girlfriend chatting or would you be in the forum or playing some videogame in your PC!!!!

I rather take the PC!!!!!

[iamhere]

If there wasnt any sex I wouldnt need my computer. There certainly wouldnt be any need for the internet.

[Cygnuz-Y]

Originally posted by iamhere@11 August 2003 - 03:26
If there wasnt any sex I wouldnt need my computer. There certainly wouldnt be any need for the internet.
Explain yourself!

[brotherdoobie]

Originally posted by Cygnuz-Y@10 August 2003 - 22:26
HAHAHAHAHA

c'mon man i do have a girlfriend but i was wondering if there was no sex would you stay all day with your girlfriend chatting or would you be in the forum or playing some videogame in your PC!!!!

I rather take the PC!!!!!
SHHHHHHHH!!!!!........I'm with you dude.........I understand completley......but my wife is lurking around someSLAP!!!!!!!!!!!

[Cygnuz-Y]

Ethernet enabled Ketchup lol hahahahahaha


OK PEOPLE WHAT DO YOU PREFFER?

[brotherdoobie]

I think I want to borrow that gun...............I cant go on with the thought of no sex!

Peace brotherdoobie

[Ron]

I'll take the woman.
She can cook, clean, wash, do the dishes, iron my shirts, put out the garbage, hand me my beers, give me backrubs and blow jobs.

And no, blowjobs aren't sex. Ask Billy Clinton, he said so.

[balamm]

you don't seriously believe they do all that do you? not my ex anyway.

[Celerystalksme]

Hmmm i would have to say my puter cause it hasn't cheated on me yet :lol:

but if you include music....well music is my real love... :D

[brotherdoobie]

Originally posted by Celerystalksme@10 August 2003 - 23:02
Hmmm i would have to say my puter cause it hasn't cheated on me yet :lol:

but if you include music....well music is my real love... :D
Stick with your hands...........They are always loyal! ;)

Peace brotherdoobie

[Ron]

Mine neither.
That's the reason she's my ex. :D

Any volunteers to be my future?

Hey girls, where you all running off to all of a sudden? :o

[chalkmongoose]

Bal, which ex.?
Ron, what ex.?

I'd prefer the PC, what good are women otherwise?

[Celerystalksme]

Originally posted by brotherdoobie+11 August 2003 - 14:04--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (brotherdoobie @ 11 August 2003 - 14:04)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Celerystalksme@10 August 2003 - 23:02
Hmmm i would have to say my puter cause it hasn&#39;t cheated on me yet&nbsp; :lol:

but if you include music....well music is my real love... :D
Stick with your hands...........They are always loyal&#33; ;)

Peace brotherdoobie [/b][/quote]
*Just had to say i so missed the forum*....

anyways yeah...my hand has never touched another d&#33;ck *thank gawd*

[Cygnuz-Y]

Originally posted by chalkmongoose@11 August 2003 - 04:06
Bal, which ex.?
Ron, what ex.?

I&#39;d prefer the PC, what good are women otherwise?
Sex&#33;

Thats why i said " If there was no sex"

[brotherdoobie]

Originally posted by Celerystalksme+10 August 2003 - 23:07--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Celerystalksme @ 10 August 2003 - 23:07)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
Originally posted by brotherdoobie@11 August 2003 - 14:04
<!--QuoteBegin-Celerystalksme@10 August 2003 - 23:02
Hmmm i would have to say my puter cause it hasn&#39;t cheated on me yet :lol:

but if you include music....well music is my real love... :D
Stick with your hands...........They are always loyal&#33; ;)

Peace brotherdoobie
*Just had to say i so missed the forum*....

anyways yeah...my hand has never touched another d&#33;ck *thank gawd* [/b][/quote]
;) ..................Sure&#33;

Peace brotherdoobie

[Celerystalksme]

Bastard :lol:

[chalkmongoose]

Originally posted by Cygnuz-Y+11 August 2003 - 04:09--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Cygnuz-Y @ 11 August 2003 - 04:09)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-chalkmongoose@11 August 2003 - 04:06
Bal, which ex.?
Ron, what ex.?

I&#39;d prefer the PC, what good are women otherwise?
Sex&#33;

Thats why i said " If there was no sex" [/b][/quote]
You seem to have missed my point. I won&#39;t elaborate any further, for fear of being attacked by the females of this board.

[Ron]

Originally posted by Celerystalksme@11 August 2003 - 06:07
anyways yeah...my hand has never touched another d&#33;ck *thank gawd*
So, hypothetically speaking Celery,

if we were buddies, and we would be taking a leak at the same time, shoulder by shoulder, and I would ak you to hold mine too for a minute so I could light a cigarette, you would refuse? :blink:
What are friends for then? :(

[Powdered Water]

Originally posted by Ron+11 August 2003 - 04:11--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Ron @ 11 August 2003 - 04:11)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Celerystalksme@11 August 2003 - 06:07
anyways yeah...my hand has never touched another d&#33;ck *thank gawd*
So, hypothetically speaking Celery,

if we were buddies, and we would be taking a leak at the same time, shoulder by shoulder, and I would ak you to hold mine too for a minute so I could light a cigarette, you would refuse? :blink:
What are friends for then? :( [/b][/quote]
:lol: :lol: :lol:

[Celerystalksme]

Originally posted by Ron+11 August 2003 - 14:11--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Ron @ 11 August 2003 - 14:11)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Celerystalksme@11 August 2003 - 06:07
anyways yeah...my hand has never touched another d&#33;ck *thank gawd*
So, hypothetically speaking Celery,

if we were buddies, and we would be taking a leak at the same time, shoulder by shoulder, and I would ak you to hold mine too for a minute so I could light a cigarette, you would refuse? :blink:
What are friends for then? :( [/b][/quote]
You seriously want me to answer that question??

[chalkmongoose]

Originally posted by Ron+11 August 2003 - 04:11--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Ron @ 11 August 2003 - 04:11)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Celerystalksme@11 August 2003 - 06:07
anyways yeah...my hand has never touched another d&#33;ck *thank gawd*
So, hypothetically speaking Celery,

if we were buddies, and we would be taking a leak at the same time, shoulder by shoulder, and I would ak you to hold mine too for a minute so I could light a cigarette, you would refuse? :blink:
What are friends for then? :( [/b][/quote]
And what if I walked into the urinal?

[Ron]

@ Celery: yes please. :)

@ Chalk: you&#39;d have to wait a minute. Celery would be having his hands full. :D

[Celerystalksme]

Sure why not, id take one for the team...and after that id go home and sleep with my gf... :lol:

[chalkmongoose]

Originally posted by Ron@11 August 2003 - 04:15
@ Celery: yes please. :)

@ Chalk: you&#39;d have to wait a minute. Celery would be having his hands full. :D
:blink: I&#39;m sure he has other openings. :blink:

[Celerystalksme]

Originally posted by chalkmongoose+11 August 2003 - 14:17--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (chalkmongoose @ 11 August 2003 - 14:17)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Ron@11 August 2003 - 04:15
@ Celery: yes please. :)

@ Chalk: you&#39;d have to wait a minute. Celery would be having his hands full.&nbsp; :D
:blink: I&#39;m sure he has other openings. :blink: [/b][/quote]
Ummm...how bout...FUCK NO &#33;&#33;&#33; :lol:

[Ron]

Originally posted by Celerystalksme@11 August 2003 - 06:16
Sure why not, id take one for the team...and after that id go home and sleep with my gf... :lol:
Hehe, wash your hands first Celery.
She might smell them, and ask you if you&#39;d be hanging out with me again. :D


Oops. :ph34r:

I mean...eerrrmmm.....nevermind.
I don&#39;t know her.
I really don&#39;t.
I really, really, REALLY don&#39;t.
What you doing with that knife Celery?
I was only kidding man&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;

/me runs like hell.

[Cygnuz-Y]

hahahaha

They Got Ya....

[Celerystalksme]

Originally posted by Ron+11 August 2003 - 14:19--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Ron &#064; 11 August 2003 - 14:19)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Celerystalksme@11 August 2003 - 06:16
Sure why not, id take one for the team...and after that id go home and sleep with my gf... :lol:
Hehe, wash your hands first Celery.
She might smell them, and ask you if you&#39;d be hanging out with me again. :D


Oops. :ph34r:

I mean...eerrrmmm.....nevermind.
I don&#39;t know her.
I really don&#39;t.
I really, really, REALLY don&#39;t.
What you doing with that knife Celery?
I was only kidding man&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;

/me runs like hell. [/b][/quote]
It wouldn&#39;t be the first time she&#39;s cheated on me :lol:

least this time it would be with a friend :D

[chalkmongoose]

Originally posted by Ron+11 August 2003 - 04:19--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Ron @ 11 August 2003 - 04:19)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Celerystalksme@11 August 2003 - 06:16
Sure why not, id take one for the team...and after that id go home and sleep with my gf... :lol:
Hehe, wash your hands first Celery.
She might smell them, and ask you if you&#39;d be hanging out with me again. :D


Oops. :ph34r:

I mean...eerrrmmm.....nevermind.
I don&#39;t know her.
I really don&#39;t.
I really, really, REALLY don&#39;t.
What you doing with that knife Celery?
I was only kidding man&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;

/me runs like hell. [/b][/quote]
That&#39;s some of the funniest shite I&#39;ve ever seen. Ron, thanks for distracting him&#33; While he&#39;s off chasing you I can go visit Mrs. Celery...

[Cygnuz-Y]

Mrs. Celery&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;


hahahaha

This is getting interesting...

[chalkmongoose]

Originally posted by Cygnuz-Y@11 August 2003 - 04:24
Mrs. Celery&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;


hahahaha

This is getting interesting...
We can include your missus as well, Cygnus... :dribble:

[[P][RO][CE][SS][OR]]

Well me, I&#39;d have to say my computer, cuz when you do something bad, you can always format. You can&#39;t erase memory on a woman.

[Cygnuz-Y]

:argue:


Mrs. Cygnuz is My PC....

lol

:D

[Ron]

Originally posted by [P][RO][CE][SS][OR]@11 August 2003 - 06:26
Well me, I&#39;d have to say my computer, cuz when you do something bad, you can always format. You can&#39;t erase memory on a woman.
Oh yes you can.
Buy her an expensive ring, and she won&#39;t even remember she doesn&#39;t like having sex with you.

...for a while anyway.

[Cygnuz-Y]

Originally posted by [P][RO][CE][SS][OR]@11 August 2003 - 04:26
Well me, I&#39;d have to say my computer, cuz when you do something bad, you can always format. You can&#39;t erase memory on a woman.
Good Point....


Women:&#092; Del *.*

women:&#092; Are you sure ...

Women:&#092; yes

[Celerystalksme]

Prefers Miss Celery...f*ck off with that marraige shyte *i don&#39;t even know how to spell the word*

[Cygnuz-Y]

Originally posted by Ron+11 August 2003 - 04:28--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Ron @ 11 August 2003 - 04:28)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-[P
[RO][CE][SS][OR],11 August 2003 - 06:26] Well me, I&#39;d have to say my computer, cuz when you do something bad, you can always format.&nbsp; You can&#39;t erase memory on a woman.
Oh yes you can.
Buy her an expensive ring, and she won&#39;t even remember she doesn&#39;t like having sex with you.

...for a while anyway. [/b][/quote]
:D hahahaha

[chalkmongoose]

Originally posted by Celerystalksme@11 August 2003 - 04:29
Prefers Miss Celery...f*ck off with that marriage shit *i don&#39;t even know how to spell the word*
Get ieSpell. I use it all the time to prevent embarrassing moments like these.

[Celerystalksme]

Originally posted by chalkmongoose+11 August 2003 - 14:31--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (chalkmongoose @ 11 August 2003 - 14:31)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Celerystalksme@11 August 2003 - 04:29
Prefers Miss Celery...f*ck off with that marriage shit *i don&#39;t even know how to spell the word*
Get ieSpell. I use it all the time to prevent embarrassing moments like these. [/b][/quote]
People are used to mispelled words these days...

[balamm]

Originally posted by Ron@11 August 2003 - 05:11


if we were buddies, and we would be taking a leak at the same time, shoulder by shoulder, and I would ak you to hold mine too for a minute so I could light a cigarette, you would refuse? :blink:
What are friends for then? :(
Since you brought it up (or out ) >>

http://www.flasharcade.com/game.cgi?urinal

[chalkmongoose]

Originally posted by balamm+11 August 2003 - 04:34--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (balamm @ 11 August 2003 - 04:34)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Ron@11 August 2003 - 05:11


if we were buddies, and we would be taking a leak at the same time, shoulder by shoulder, and I would ak you to hold mine too for a minute so I could light a cigarette, you would refuse?&nbsp; :blink:
What are friends for then?&nbsp; :(
Since you brought it up (or out ) >>

http://www.flasharcade.com/game.cgi?urinal [/b][/quote]
I seem to have failed that test miserably. Since I didn&#39;t know the racial mindset of the designers, I incorrectly assumed that every time a person of color was using a stall, I was supposed to head in the opposite direction.

[Celerystalksme]

^ That was fun :afro:

[Cygnuz-Y]

:D VERY funny&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;

[[P][RO][CE][SS][OR]]

Oh yes you can.
Buy her an expensive ring, and she won&#39;t even remember she doesn&#39;t like having sex with you.

...for a while anyway.

my g/f would http://www.click-smilie.de/sammlung/alles_moegliche/mixed-smiley-041.gif eat my face, if i tryied to bribe her.....:( but she does forget things pretty quick, so all i gotta do is wait a couple weeks to have love and make sex again :)

[Celerystalksme]

Originally posted by [P][RO][CE][SS][OR]@11 August 2003 - 14:42

Oh yes you can.
Buy her an expensive ring, and she won&#39;t even remember she doesn&#39;t like having sex with you.

...for a while anyway.

my g/f would http://www.click-smilie.de/sammlung/alles_moegliche/mixed-smiley-041.gif eat my face, if i tryied to bribe her.....:( but she does forget things pretty quick, so all i gotta do is wait a couple weeks to have love and make sex again :)
you gotta love make-up sex... :dribble:

[brotherdoobie]

Originally posted by [P][RO][CE][SS][OR]@10 August 2003 - 23:42

Oh yes you can.
Buy her an expensive ring, and she won&#39;t even remember she doesn&#39;t like having sex with you.

...for a while anyway.

my g/f would http://www.click-smilie.de/sammlung/alles_moegliche/mixed-smiley-041.gif eat my face, if i tryied to bribe her.....:( but she does forget things pretty quick, so all i gotta do is wait a couple weeks to have love and make sex again :)
Tell her to eat something else ;)

Peace brotherdoobie

[[P][RO][CE][SS][OR]]

Tell her to eat something else

Peace brotherdoobie

Uhh why didn&#39;t i think of it...yey now i can get into trouble again :)

[chalkmongoose]

Originally posted by [P][RO][CE][SS][OR]@11 August 2003 - 04:42

Oh yes you can.
Buy her an expensive ring, and she won&#39;t even remember she doesn&#39;t like having sex with you.

...for a while anyway.

my g/f would http://www.click-smilie.de/sammlung/alles_moegliche/mixed-smiley-041.gif eat my face, if i tryied to bribe her.....:( but she does forget things pretty quick, so all i gotta do is wait a couple weeks to have love and make sex again :)
So, have your heard the joke about the African and the Russian?
An African tribesman goes to Russia to see the sights. He meets a Russian spy, and the two become friends. After a bit, the Russian says "my friend, you must try this ancient Russian game with me one day."
The African shrugs and says "sure," so the Russian takes out a pistol and gives it to the African. He says, "this is called Russian Roulette, you must hold this against your head, spin the chamber, and fire. One bullet is left in the gun..."
The African does this, and the gun doesn&#39;t go off. He thanks the Russian, and a week later, says to him "I must go back to my village now, but you must come one day and visit me. I will show you our version of Russian Roulette."
The Russian and the African hug, and a year later, when the spy is sent to kill a British secret agent in Africa, he comes to the African tribesman&#39;s village to say hi.
The African exclaims "hello there, now we can play my version&#33;"
He then takes the Russian out back, where three beautiful naked women are waiting. "You must choose one to give you a blowjob."
The Russian can&#39;t see anything wrong with this, so he asks "what is dangerous about this game?"
The African replies, "one of them is a cannibal."

[Cygnuz-Y]

Originally posted by brotherdoobie+11 August 2003 - 04:43--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (brotherdoobie @ 11 August 2003 - 04:43)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-[P
[RO][CE][SS][OR],10 August 2003 - 23:42]
Oh yes you can.
Buy her an expensive ring, and she won&#39;t even remember she doesn&#39;t like having sex with you.

...for a while anyway.

my g/f would http://www.click-smilie.de/sammlung/alles_moegliche/mixed-smiley-041.gif eat my face, if i tryied to bribe her.....:( but she does forget things pretty quick, so all i gotta do is wait a couple weeks to have love and make sex again :)
Tell her to eat something else ;)

Peace brotherdoobie [/b][/quote]
Tell her to eat KETCHUP&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;

[chalkmongoose]

Originally posted by Cygnuz-Y+11 August 2003 - 04:48--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Cygnuz-Y @ 11 August 2003 - 04:48)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
Originally posted by brotherdoobie@11 August 2003 - 04:43
<!--QuoteBegin-[P
[RO][CE][SS][OR],10 August 2003 - 23:42]
Oh yes you can.
Buy her an expensive ring, and she won&#39;t even remember she doesn&#39;t like having sex with you.

...for a while anyway.

my g/f would http://www.click-smilie.de/sammlung/alles_moegliche/mixed-smiley-041.gif eat my face, if i tryied to bribe her.....:( but she does forget things pretty quick, so all i gotta do is wait a couple weeks to have love and make sex again :)
Tell her to eat something else ;)

Peace brotherdoobie
Tell her to eat KETCHUP&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33; [/b][/quote]
Well, if thats what comes out of you after engaging in oral sex, I pity your wife.

[Jay]

Originally posted by chalkmongoose@11 August 2003 - 05:48

So, have your heard the joke about the African and the Russian?
An African tribesman goes to Russia to see the sights. He meets a Russian spy, and the two become friends. After a bit, the Russian says "my friend, you must try this ancient Russian game with me one day."
The African shrugs and says "sure," so the Russian takes out a pistol and gives it to the African. He says, "this is called Russian Roulette, you must hold this against your head, spin the chamber, and fire. One bullet is left in the gun..."
The African does this, and the gun doesn&#39;t go off. He thanks the Russian, and a week later, says to him "I must go back to my village now, but you must come one day and visit me. I will show you our version of Russian Roulette."
The Russian and the African hug, and a year later, when the spy is sent to kill a British secret agent in Africa, he comes to the African tribesman&#39;s village to say hi.
The African exclaims "hello there, now we can play my version&#33;"
He then takes the Russian out back, where three beautiful naked women are waiting. "You must choose one to give you a blowjob."
The Russian can&#39;t see anything wrong with this, so he asks "what is dangerous about this game?"
The African replies, "one of them is a cannibal."
good one

[Keikan]

Originally posted by iamhere@10 August 2003 - 20:26
If there wasnt any sex I wouldnt need my computer. There certainly wouldnt be any need for the internet.
Nuttin better then dem porn :dribble: