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100%
04-25-2008, 08:26 PM
Is with you tonight.

http://b.imagehost.org/0623/Elvis-Presley-0001.jpg

chalice
04-25-2008, 08:29 PM
Not me, Zed, not me.

Elvis has left the architecture. Said something about a hunka hunka burnin' love.

I'd check Burger King if I were you.

nioin3k
04-25-2008, 08:29 PM
http://nioin3k.googlepages.com/522063879_l.jpg

I have been told that I look like Elvis.

Confirm/Deny?

Alien5
04-25-2008, 08:33 PM
you look more like a young eddie Munster

http://i27.tinypic.com/30kfsat.jpg

chalice
04-25-2008, 08:35 PM
http://nioin3k.googlepages.com/522063879_l.jpg

I have been told that I look like Elvis.

Confirm/Deny?

GEP is back to the max.

That's all right momma.

http://www.ballet.co.uk/weblogs/galina/archives/1432501_Grease-Elvis.jpg

C-mos
04-25-2008, 08:37 PM
nice hairstyle:ermm:

mrnobody
04-25-2008, 08:39 PM
looks like a broom to me :whistling

but i guess it's matter of choice

nioin3k
04-25-2008, 08:53 PM
It's a very old picture of me.

Thanks all for the insults, especially the young Eddie Monster.

100%
04-25-2008, 08:54 PM
http://nioin3k.googlepages.com/522063879_l.jpg

I have been told that I look like Elvis.

Confirm/Deny?

Ok your close, very close...
Could you be the reincarnation of ..the King?
However;


ELVIS REINCARNATION TEST

1. Can you play guitar?
2. Do women scream when they see you?
3. Is your voice troubled?
4. Do you like bananas?
5. Can you bend your knees?

I hope, i hope that you are back.

J-dye
04-25-2008, 08:55 PM
http://www.mdchoice.com/xray/img_xr/pelvis3.jpg

nioin3k
04-25-2008, 09:13 PM
Ok your close, very close...
Could you be the reincarnation of ..the King?
However;


ELVIS REINCARNATION TEST

1. Can you play guitar?
2. Do women scream when they see you?
3. Is your voice troubled?
4. Do you like bananas?
5. Can you bend your knees?I hope, i hope that you are back.

Yes I play, horribly.

Yes, they do, but I don't think it means what you think it means.

Troubled? Help me out here.

I love bananas!

Of course I can bend my knees...

chalice
04-25-2008, 09:17 PM
Ok your close, very close...
Could you be the reincarnation of ..the King?
However;


ELVIS REINCARNATION TEST

1. Can you play guitar?
2. Do women scream when they see you?
3. Is your voice troubled?
4. Do you like bananas?
5. Can you bend your knees?I hope, i hope that you are back.

Yes I play, horribly.

Yes, they do, but I don't think it means what you think it means.

Troubled? Help me out here.

I love bananas!

Of course I can bend my knees...

Well that qualifies you as King Kong, like.

Don't knows about Elvis.

nioin3k
04-25-2008, 09:22 PM
Well that qualifies you as King Kong, like.

Don't knows about Elvis.

Is that an insult?

I'm lost.

chalice
04-25-2008, 09:22 PM
Well that qualifies you as King Kong, like.

Don't knows about Elvis.

Is that an insult?

I'm lost.

Not an insult. True story.

Monkey boy.

C-mos
04-25-2008, 09:29 PM
:lol:

nioin3k
04-25-2008, 09:29 PM
Is that an insult?

I'm lost.

Not an insult. True story.

Monkey boy.

Very clever.

Keep going.

chalice
04-25-2008, 09:34 PM
Not an insult. True story.

Monkey boy.

Very clever.

Keep going.

I'm only joshing, mate.

You're a handsome chap and no mistake.

If you were a female Chimpanzee and I was a male Orangutan, we'd have a swinging time.

100%
04-25-2008, 09:38 PM
nioin3k;
Your answers where sent to all the major Elvis elite connoisseurs in Dubai, Islington, Kanawa, Quito, Buenos Aires and Rio.
However,
I am sorry to inform you that the international jury of "Elvis is Back" has denied the fact that you are the reincarnation of Elvis.

There have been approximately 950.000, failed requests for Elvis authenticity recognition, so there is no need to feel alone.

Good luck in vegas.


.

nioin3k
04-25-2008, 09:39 PM
Very clever.

Keep going.

I'm only joshing, mate.

You're a handsome chap and no mistake.

If you were a female Chimpanzee and I was a male Orangutan, we'd have a swinging time.

I thought so.

Thank you for the compliments.

nioin3k
04-25-2008, 09:42 PM
nioin3k;
Your answerss where sent to all the major Elvis elite connoisseurs in Dubai, Islington, Kanawa, Quito, Buenos Aires and Rio.
However,
I am sorry to inform you that the international jury of "Elvis is Back" has denied the fact that you are Elvis.

Wow, this is really disappointing.

Give me a moment to collect myself.

Skiz
04-25-2008, 09:43 PM
What's with the x-ray?

Elvis the pelvis?

chalice
04-25-2008, 10:02 PM
I'm only joshing, mate.

You're a handsome chap and no mistake.

If you were a female Chimpanzee and I was a male Orangutan, we'd have a swinging time.

I thought so.

Thank you for the compliments.

You're welcome.

As an addendum to my philanthropy, I think it only fair to warn you that your visage is now in the hands of mercenaries.

Your countenance will be reconstructed, satirised, made a general mockery of, until the lounge coughs to a diseased stop.

Welcome to the Interwebs.

nioin3k
04-25-2008, 10:09 PM
I thought so.

Thank you for the compliments.

You're welcome.

As an addendum to my philanthropy, I think it only fair to warn you that your visage is now in the hands of mercenaries.

Your countenance will be reconstructed, satirised, made a general mockery of, until the lounge coughs to a diseased stop.

Welcome to the Interwebs.

Oh that's fine.

I don't mind.

In fact I'll probably get a kick out of it.

Biggles
04-25-2008, 10:15 PM
Well if you are Elvis MkII lay off the dough-nuts this time round. You don't want to end up a fat bastard again.

nioin3k
04-25-2008, 10:51 PM
Well if you are Elvis MkII lay off the dough-nuts this time round. You don't want to end up a fat bastard again.

Word, I think I'm doing well.

6'0" 130lbs

100%
04-25-2008, 11:01 PM
The world needs more elvis (http://fsigeschichte.blogsport.de/images/Elvis_impersonators_record.jpg)

http://b.imagehost.org/0624/elvisbla.jpg

nioin3k
04-25-2008, 11:11 PM
The world needs more elvis (http://fsigeschichte.blogsport.de/images/Elvis_impersonators_record.jpg)

http://b.imagehost.org/0624/elvisbla.jpg

Some of those guys look nothing like Elvis!

Excellent photo manipulation though!

I'm impressed!

brotherdoobie
04-25-2008, 11:47 PM
It's a very old picture of me.

Thanks all for the insults, especially the young Eddie Monster.


Nope. Elvis was never emo. It's not him.

Sigh.


-bd

nioin3k
04-26-2008, 12:17 AM
It's a very old picture of me.

Thanks all for the insults, especially the young Eddie Monster.


Nope. Elvis was never emo. It's not him.

Sigh.


-bd

Emo? Painful.

C-mos
04-26-2008, 07:05 AM
100% u made a nice mouth ....lol ..:D