3 Word Story

[tralalala]

hey guys, throughout wolfmights succes with his 3 word story, i suggest a new one, from scratch. come on, lets see how it goes.
new rules: 2 posts each in a row maximum. other wise, everything is the same, so here goes:


An old man...

[Celerystalksme]

walks by the

[tralalala]

riverside thinking about

[Riddler]

the Britney Statue

[tralalala]

that had her

[Celerystalksme]

left nipple poking

[tralalala]

to the left

[uNz[i]]

which was odd

[stillwater]

because of its

[tralalala]

side of the

[tralalala]

man shooting at

[stillwater]

the right nipple

[tralalala]

suddenly britney moved

[tralalala]

and became real

[uNz[i]]

suddenly, a flasher

[tralalala]

came and photoed

[tralalala]

britney completely nude

[Riddler]

taking a dump

[Jay]

in the yard

[N£MO]

with her tits

[Jay]

covered with some

[stillwater]

sticky white substance

[Jay]

being lickd by

[tralalala]

the old man

[tralalala]

who was watching

[stillwater]

this rotten spectacle

[jay973]

whilst he vigorously

[[P][RO][CE][SS][OR]]

took a poo

[jay973]

full of sweetcorn

[[P][RO][CE][SS][OR]]

on her face

[jay973]

then she said

[internet.news]

'Baby hit me

[[P][RO][CE][SS][OR]]

up the bum

[Jay]

and down the

[tralalala]

jack, then do

[Cygnuz-Y]

A Slow motion

[chalkmongoose]

what the fuck?

[Riddler]

The oldguy croaked.


( I know............. I cheat )

[SodiumChloride]

"Grab my ass,"

[Jay]

and kiss me

[Alucard1475]

on the butt

[chalkmongoose]

toss my feckinsalad ( I cheat as well )

[olibomb]

and smell me

[Hazzy Hazz]

in da crotch

[Jay]

and the ass

[stillwater]

smell me good

[Celerystalksme]

all over again

[chalkmongoose]

like last summer

[stillwater]

when u humped

[j2k4]

that tall camel

[Jay]

and the dog

[DarkBlizzard]

that ate your

[Wolfmight]

lol why?

[j2k4]

do fish fart

[stillwater]

:huh: :huh: :huh:

[SodiumChloride]

yes, they do

[stillwater]

says sodium chloride

[SodiumChloride]

i'll prove it

[stillwater]

the air bubbles ???

[SodiumChloride]

little brown bubbles

[stillwater]

that we flush :unsure:

[SodiumChloride]

into the atmosphere

[stillwater]

and it rains :x

[SodiumChloride]

fish fart ASS-id-rain

[stillwater]

.Thats bull shit!

[SodiumChloride]

not THIS dimension

[stillwater]

its another world

[SodiumChloride]

in another galaxy

[stillwater]

peace on earth

[SodiumChloride]

no fish farts

[stillwater]

they dont exist

[SodiumChloride]

only in imagination

[stillwater]

proved u wrong
B)

[SodiumChloride]

imagination is life

[stillwater]

life is imagination

[SodiumChloride]

mister rogers neighborhood

[I.am]

What the F**K?

[stillwater]

shouted mister rogers

[SodiumChloride]

at the trolley

[I.am]

then turned away,

[SodiumChloride]

and said "bye"

[stillwater]

and shouted again...

[I.am]

WTF WTF WTF!

[stillwater]

birdshit on me

[Jay]

Then Mister Rogers

[j2k4]

thrashed the youngster

[Jay]

and hit the

[stillwater]

neurosurgen who had

[Jay]

killed the man

[Spindulik]

named "Lady Elaine".

[Jay]

who was a

[I.am]

Elaine with "E"

[stillwater]

. There was bloodshed

[titey]

*bumpidy bump bump*

[kdm172]

and then he

[Wolfmight]

ahh nevermind..
if u wanted to read what i said previously anyways.. just scroll down

















































































Know how many theifs stole my 3 Word Story idea? Atleast 15 people so far on this forum.. why not come up with something new?

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The lounge needs a game rule, but there isnt.. <_< <_< @Rat Faced too lol

[titey]

@ Wolfie - Since the thread you started was locked, an&#39; RF suggested starting a new one.... I just bumped this up cuz I new it was around an&#39; had already received some replies.

I&#39;m not sure exactly what yer complaint is about that.... unless you somehow thought that you should be the one to start the next thread.... but regardless of whether you openeed the first one "here", the idea is hardly unique to you.

[Aaron_T]

continued.................dumdum




pulled his pants

[Wolfmight]

dunno why no one replied to my post above.

[Red_Queen]

ask the doctor

[thewizeard]

..if rules apply

[Spider_dude]

concerning penis transplants.

[Rappy]

geez i don&#39;t really care that much about my posts geez they are just words

[thewizeard]

"Of course Not&#33;"

[Pete Waterman]

Originally posted by nigel123@6 January 2004 - 18:08
"Of course Not&#33;"
said the spider to the fly.

[thewizeard]

getting rather excited..

[Pete Waterman]

thinking about nigel123

[the_faceman]

in a gimp

[Pete Waterman]

mask and boots

[tralalala]

about the transplant...


@wolfmight - dont you think the original one by you was getting a little big?? also, it was locked - so, why not start a "part" 2 to it - like biggest spam post on the world and riddlers gaunlett&#33;&#33;


tralalala

[Rappy]

and how it...

[tralalala]

would end up...

[Cheese]

going wonderfully wrong

[tralalala]

so he stopped

[Cheese]

his credit card.

[tralalala]

and cancelled the

[Alucard1475]

fat club society

[Spindulik]

, as well as

[silent VI]

i want pornworld :(

[tralalala]

also, he cancelled

[tralalala]

his penis operation

[thewizeard]

..and settled for

[googlebot]

a Google search.

[silent VI]

for pornworld now

[tralalala]

suddenly, he was

[tralalala]

prompted for a

[Pete Waterman]

piece of ass.

[tralalala]

:huh:

anyway:

he then took

[tralalala]

some weed&#39;n&#39;ecstasy

(i know i cheated... i had to though :D)

[100%]

while being pumped

[Alucard1475]

against his headache

[Pete Waterman]

by a cock

[Cheese]

ney london geezer

[stillwater]

the size of

[Aaron_T]

new york city

[Pete Waterman]

with a huge

[Aaron_T]

hot dog stand

[tralalala]

as its balls :lol:

[stillwater]

shrunk and shrunk

[Alucard1475]

to his ass

[Askjeevesbot]

and then he

[silent VI]

went to pornworld

[Askjeevesbot]

and bit off

[ungooglebot]

jeevesbot&#39;s power source

[Askjeevesbot]

then took ungoogles&#39;s

[ungooglebot]

advice and died

[Askjeevesbot]

but then came

[ungooglebot]

in his motherbot

[Alucard1475]

the sex virus

[silent VI]

infected Alucard1475 forever

[Aaron_T]

which led to

[tralalala]

a mysteriouse shitbomb

[NoX]

:01: tree fly door

[bigboab]

switched on fan

[tralalala]

and then bumped

[Gemby!]

into a book

[Alucard1475]

written by Jesus :angel1:

[tralalala]

that labelled "kiss...

[GCNaddict]

my hot shit"

[tralalala]

suddenly, muhammed came

[DanB]

around the mountain

[bujub22]

farted and died

[DanB]

Originally posted by bujub22@9 January 2004 - 21:01
farted and died
but was reborn

[bujub22]

in a bright

[internet.news]

briught bright bright

[bujub22]

glowing shiny ???

[DanB]

brand new helmet

[bujub22]

that reads hells

[silent VI]

where god lives

[DanB]

and its toasty

[Prince of Darkness]

don&#39;t get it ;)

[Alucard1475]

untill he farts

[tralalala]

and dies again :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: