my car wont start

[Mr. Mulder]

i hate everything :emo:

[brotherdoobie]

Bummer. I would give you a lift. However, with the logistics being what they are...
Good luck, mate.



-bd

[Skweeky]

Take the bus.

[Mr. Mulder]

gonna try it again now its had a chance to think about what its done.

[brotherdoobie]

gonna try it again now its had a chance to think about what its done.

If it still won't start...park it in the corner (and take away it's cell phone).
That will teach it.


-bd

[100%]

sent a virtual spark.

[Mr. Mulder]

its testing me.


/got home start cover, waiting for someone to come out and beat it.

[brotherdoobie]

its testing me.


/got home start cover, waiting for someone to come out and beat it.


Hopefully, your milf neighbor. :naughty:


-bd

[Mr. Mulder]

its testing me.


/got home start cover, waiting for someone to come out and beat it.


Hopefully, your milf neighbor. :naughty:


-bd
Dawn :wub: 35 but with the bewbs of a 20 year old :wub:

[brotherdoobie]

Hopefully, your milf neighbor. :naughty:


-bd
Dawn :wub: 35 but with the bewbs of a 20 year old :wub:

She must be from the heavens or somewhere else.


-bd :happy:

[Mr. Mulder]

fixed. :happy:

the guy that came out to fix it remembered me from when i had my shitty little yellow car, turns out it was the crank position sensor - needs replacing, which should be covered :01:

[Mr. Mulder]

Dawn :wub: 35 but with the bewbs of a 20 year old :wub:

She must be from the heavens or somewhere else.


-bd :happy:
im totally gonna go up to her one day and say is heaven missing an angel? cos you've got nice cans :smilie4:

[brotherdoobie]

She must be from the heavens or somewhere else.


-bd :happy:
im totally gonna go up to her one day and say is heaven missing an angel? cos you've got nice cans :smilie4:

Or...I know a stripper named Heaven and she's missing her cans.
She creeps me out. However, you and your super, secksey, hawt
cans don't creep me out. Do you fancy a fuck, dear?


-bd

[J-dye]

did you sleepwalk and push cucumbers in the car exhaust ? :unsure:

[tesco]

did you sleepwalk and push cucumbers in the car exhaust ? :unsure:Close, he put them in the "crank position sensor"

[Mr. Mulder]

it seemed like a good idea at the time.

[Skweeky]

It's only normal, we all dream of cucumbers at one point or another.

[J-dye]

cucumbers are safe too :dabs:

[Biggles]

It's only normal, we all dream of cucumbers at one point or another.

I can't recall ever doing so :unsure:


Glad to hear it was just a sensor Mulder. Modern cars are festooned with the things. Mine was running like a pig because the oxygen sensor was fuxorised. At least most of the sensors only take a few minutes to replace :01:

[J-dye]

now teh government can control the cars . thats what those electronic stuffs are for

[J-dye]

something is wrong with that sentence :unsure:

[weenden]

have u checked the air in the tires?

[Something Else]

Re-install windows and update the bios on your motherboard. :smilie4:

[Mr. Mulder]

have u checked the air in the tires?
i did, but some of it escaped when i took the cap off - took me ages to chase the exact particals and push them back in.

[tesco]

now teh government can control the cars . thats what those electronic stuffs are fordoctor who.:happy:

[100%]

http://a.imagehost.org/0208/mulder_9.jpg

[Mr. Mulder]

:lol:

[Mr. Mulder]

i'd make that my wallpaper if i didn't have a hawt secksy pirate babe atm ...maybe for t'kubuntu partition though

[trackrider]

now teh government can control the cars . thats what those electronic stuffs are for

That would make for some dull observations. :blink: Gee they started the car, went to work, car sat in parking garage for many hours, and finally car went home for a long rest :whistling even the sensor must have gotten bored and went out :naughty:

[Artemis]

I can commiserate mr mulder, having a non car week myself, with one sulking from exactly the same malady. The crank sensor has left the building, its a $60 part here with $400 worth of labour to fit it........thieves:angry::angry::angry:

[n0_NaMe]

My car broke down last week, it needs a new head gasket which is going to cost $1300. I'm gonna scrap the car and go buy a Hyosung GT250R motorbike.:D