Man! I Really Sometimes Wish.....

[JONNO_CELEBS]

Just poped up to the shop on me bike B)

Driving up a lane to get to the little shop I go to, a car in front of me.....nothing special.......He starts to indicate to pull over.....He starts to pull over........he pulls over.......I overtake and carry on.......As soon as I overtake he pulls away......gets right up my ass :angry: Tosser :angry: So I slow down........Slower......Slower........Get to the shop and stop.........he stops too, and I think "Here we go" :rolleyes: He sit's there.....looks at me...I said "Would you like a photo".....He drives off :blink:

WTF???? Was all that about????? :blink:

Not only that, but on the way back down the hill , some silly cow in a space cruiser decides to cut the corner, If I had been in a car that would have been our lot :angry:


OoooOOGRRRRRR, I really wish I was a traffic cop B)


Jonno B)

[Guillaume]

Originally posted by JONNO_CELEBS@11 August 2003 - 11:41
OoooOOGRRRRRR, I really wish I was a traffic cop B)


Jonno B)
No, you don't! You wish you had a shotgun and could get away with blowing their brains out!!! :angry: :angry:


I know it's the way I feel every day when riding me old bicycle back home!

[lynx]

You damn hippies on your scooters, riding all over the countryside just anywhere you like, you don't even pay as much road tax, what do you think this is, a free country or something?

I've a good mind to come down there and pull out of a side road without even looking. :P

[JONNO_CELEBS]

Originally posted by lynx@11 August 2003 - 10:55
You damn hippies on your scooters, riding all over the countryside just anywhere you like, you don't even pay as much road tax, what do you think this is, a free country or something?

I've a good mind to come down there and pull out of a side road without even looking. :P
Erm.........Sig dude.......Rocker! B) .....Not Hippy :rolleyes:

And that last comment :lol: :lol: :lol:


Jonno B)

[titey]

Originally posted by JONNO_CELEBS@11 August 2003 - 05:41
Driving up a lane to get to the little shop I go to, a car in front of me.....nothing special.......He starts to indicate to pull over.....He starts to pull over........he pulls over.......I overtake and carry on.......As soon as I overtake he pulls away......gets right up my ass :angry:  Tosser :angry:  So I slow down........Slower......Slower........Get to the shop and stop.........he stops too, and I think "Here we go" :rolleyes:  He sit's there.....looks at me...I said "Would you like a photo".....He drives off :blink:

Jonno B)
Sounds like he was stalking you... albeit clumsily. :P

Hmmmm......

:o Where was Metro when all this was taking place?

[MetroStars]

I was outside your house Titey... spying on u...

[titey]

Originally posted by MetroStars@11 August 2003 - 10:52
I was outside your house Titey... spying on u...
At 5am... well, you are persistent. :rolleyes:

[Lilmiss]

well, i was just driving home a moment ago after getting my flat tyre fixed, a group of 5 or 6 teenages on bikes started riding down the middle of the road towards me playing chicken with my car. i was so close to clipping one of them, but the bugger moved just in time. if only i didnt get the flat fixed, i couldve skidded across the road and got 'em all.

ho- hum, maybe tomorrow. :rolleyes:

[JONNO_CELEBS]

Originally posted by lilmiss@11 August 2003 - 16:08
well, i was just driving home a moment ago after getting my flat tyre fixed, a group of 5 or 6 teenages on bikes started riding down the middle of the road towards me playing chicken with my car. i was so close to clipping one of them, but the bugger moved just in time. if only i didnt get the flat fixed, i couldve skidded across the road and got 'em all.

ho- hum, maybe tomorrow. :rolleyes:
Yeah, 4 kids.....with bikes.......lets see.....4 x 15=60 =4 x7.5=30 =90+ 20 for oncomming...=110......

You would have got 110 points for that :D Pitty :(

Jonno B)

[Lilmiss]

dont forget the bonus round, when they are all sprawled on the floor clutching broken bones. :D :P
a quick reverse over the lot of 'em would have got me an extra life or two. ;)

[JONNO_CELEBS]

Originally posted by lilmiss@11 August 2003 - 16:48
dont forget the bonus round, when they are all sprawled on the floor clutching broken bones. :D :P
a quick reverse over the lot of 'em would have got me an extra life or two. ;)
Now that's just being nasty :lol: :lol: :lol:

If you can get them without damaging the bikes you get a secret level :lol: :lol:


Jonno B)

[Lilmiss]

the lil buggers were asking for it.
they were looking me dead in the eye.
there was no way i was gonna stop and let them have my road.
(when im driving, it is MY road! ;) )


i paid good god damned money for my licence, and damnit, if i want to waste it by running a few bloody sprouts over, so be it. ;)
(i wouldnt have hurt them, but i would have knocked them off their bikes for their sheer cheek. it really pee's me off when these kids think they can intimidate you when youre in a big f***ing metal box. eejits! :angry: )

[JONNO_CELEBS]

the lil buggers were asking for it.
they were looking me dead in the eye.

That's after you hit them?? :blink:



(when im driving, it is MY road!  ;) )

Woman........say no more :P



(i wouldnt have hurt them, but i would have knocked them off their bikes for their sheer cheek.

I see <_< You would&#39;nt have hurt them........but........you would have knocked them off :lol: :lol: :lol:

Go Pixie Chick :lol: :lol: B)

Jonno B)

[Lilmiss]

they better look out when i but myself a sherman tank. ;)

[JONNO_CELEBS]

Originally posted by lilmiss@11 August 2003 - 17:36
they better look out when i but myself a sherman tank. ;)
Hehe......national "Take the piss outta Lilmiss" night :lol: :lol:

When you "But" yourslef a tank :lol: :lol:

Sorry :flowers:

Jonno B)

[Lilmiss]

yeah, haha, laugh at the lilmissy. :angry:
you wont be laughing so hard when im rolling my tank over your knee&#39;s jonny boy. :rolleyes: :D

(and if i wanna but a sherman tank, i will&#33;
probably give me brain ache though. :huh:

[JONNO_CELEBS]

Me sowwy :flowers:........pwease don&#39;t hit me :(

Ahem......L***** the po*h :P

Jonno B)

[titey]

Originally posted by lilmiss@11 August 2003 - 12:36
they better look out when i buy myself a sherman tank.&nbsp; ;)
http://www.ml20.nowinbeta.org/smilies/tanke.gif

[Lilmiss]

i swear, you call me that again, and your knees are history&#33; ;)


(nice tank titey&#33; :D
but i think its time for the whacky stick...... http://hometown.aol.co.uk/Lynne1977uk/whap.gif )

[JONNO_CELEBS]

Originally posted by lilmiss@11 August 2003 - 18:01
i swear, you call me that again, and your knees are history&#33; ;)


(nice tank titey&#33; :D
but i think its time for the whacky stick...... http://hometown.aol.co.uk/Lynne1977uk/whap.gif )
Ouch :( L***** ouch :blink: The ouch :ph34r: P*** :ph34r: ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow :blink: :(

Ok, ok :blink: Sowwy :unsure:

Me head hurt.....need cuddle :(

Jonno B)

[Lilmiss]

well, since titey hasnt rode in here so quickly for that one. :huh:

/me gives jonno big hug.
....then kicks him in the knackers before runnin&#39; like the wind. ;) :D

[JONNO_CELEBS]

Uoooof :blink: ........Th....a...t.........wa.....s&#39;...nt, very.......n.....i....c.......e :blink:

My..........fr....e.....aki.....ng.....n.....ads :blink:


Jonno B)

[titey]

Originally posted by lilmiss@11 August 2003 - 13:14
well, since titey has rode in here so quickly for that one.&nbsp; :huh:
http://www.ml20.nowinbeta.org/smilies/horse.gif Like a knight on a white horse - eh? :P

[Lilmiss]

ahhhh....but where are your hugs titey?
too little, too late. ;)

[JONNO_CELEBS]

Me hugs me hugs (((((((((((((((((((((((((((((Lilmiss)))))))))))))))))))))))

:D


Jonno B)

[titey]

Originally posted by lilmiss@11 August 2003 - 15:23
ahhhh....but where are your hugs titey?
too little, too late. ;)
Sorry lilmiss, I didn&#39;t know you were in need of hugs - what with the tank and all. :unsure:

[Lilmiss]

Originally posted by JONNO_CELEBS@11 August 2003 - 18:06


Me head hurt.....need cuddle :(


this was what i was talking about titey.
but as you didnt give hugs, i had to.
...but if you are dishing them out.... ;)

bring out the tank again too, for my amusements sake. :D

[titey]

Originally posted by lilmiss@11 August 2003 - 15:46
this was what i was talking about titey.
but as you didnt give hugs, i had to.
...but if you are dishing them out.... ;)

bring out the tank again too, for my amusements sake.&nbsp; :D
por vous lilmiss

First the cuddle.... http://www.ml20.nowinbeta.org/smilies/hug.gif

And then the tank.... http://www.ml20.nowinbeta.org/smilies/tanke.gif

Would you like air coverage too? http://www.ml20.nowinbeta.org/smilies/tomcat.gif

[JONNO_CELEBS]

Oh man I just creamed my pants :D

They are soooooooooooooo cooooooollllllll B)

I declear Titey the second Coolest member here B)


Jonno B)

[titey]

Thanks dude.... but none of em are actually my creations. :unsure:

[JONNO_CELEBS]

So???...........You should keep that to yourself.....duh :rolleyes:

Now edit you post to say "Yeah thanks, they are quite hard to make tho" ;)

Jonno B)

[titey]

http://www.piczonline.com/client/titey/no.gif Nah.... I won&#39;t take credit for someone else&#39;s work.

I can make myself look stupid just fine on my own. http://www.piczonline.com/client/titey/fool.gif

[JONNO_CELEBS]

Not on your own........you need me to help :lol: :lol: :lol:

Stupid is as stupid does :blink:

What a stupid fecking saying :lol: :lol: :lol:


Jonno B)

[titey]

No JONNO.... with you around, I almost appear intelligent&#33;


















http://www.ml20.nowinbeta.org/smilies/tomaatit.gif

[JONNO_CELEBS]

I thought it was the other way round :blink:

Maybe that makes us Dumber and dumberist :blink:

Jonno B)

[titey]

Isn&#39;t that Tweedle Dumber and Tweedle Dumberest? http://www.piczonline.com/client/titey/duh.gif http://www.piczonline.com/client/titey/duh.gif

[Lilmiss]

excellent work titey, i could do with those in the other thread&#33;
come on, me drive.... :D

you pair old fools&#33; :P

[lynx]

For Jonno, just to get this thread back on topic: http://www.ml20.nowinbeta.org/smilies/busted_blue.gif

And just in case titey&#39;s air cover isn&#39;t enough, bring on the space cadets:
http://www.ml20.nowinbeta.org/smilies/awing.gif

[titey]

Originally posted by lynx@11 August 2003 - 18:30
For Jonno, just to get this thread back on topic: http://www.ml20.nowinbeta.org/smilies/busted_blue.gif

And just in case titey&#39;s air cover isn&#39;t enough, bring on the space cadets:
http://www.ml20.nowinbeta.org/smilies/awing.gif
:blink: Back on topic?????

WTF? http://www.ml20.nowinbeta.org/smilies/zapping.gif

And get your Jedi butt outta here.... I had Blue Squadron flying stand-by if needed&#33;

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