Is manker dead again

[JPaul]

WTF happened to him this time.

[Something Else]

I'm pretty sure AllenS didn't harsh him off the board this time.
Maybe he's run away to fulfill his oompa loompa dream. :unsure:

[CrabGirl]

Hoi small-boy - you and manker are about the same height!

I think he's prolly ignoring his irl birthday and sulking about his agedness.

[JPaul]

AllenS couldn't harsh anyone of the board, especially not the King of Harsh himself.

I was just worried that something had happened to his Lesbians or something else.

[Something Else]

Oi. I was gonna tell everyone I was tall or something else. :emo:

[Mr. Mulder]

he emailed me a rape bear not long ago.

[JPaul]

You're not another mulder wee chap.

[Something Else]

I'm at least 5'mulder'' :emo:

[Biggles]

AllenS couldn't harsh anyone of the board, especially not the King of Harsh himself.

I was just worried that something had happened to his Lesbians or something else.

Is it not Lesbean milk harvesting time or something else? I expect he is just really busy in the Lesborama unit.

[Something Else]

Maybe he's gone for an early summer holiday in bridgend. :eyebrows:

[JPaul]

I thought at first it was the tax evading for his criminal clientèle, however that should be done by now, Shirley.

I'll ask Les, he'll know.

Les, should the false tax returns be in by now.

[CrabGirl]

Oi. I was gonna tell everyone I was tall or something else. :emo:

You are tall in comparison to me!

[JPaul]

Oh ffs, you'll be telling us he's not a gay next.

[Something Else]

Oi. I was gonna tell everyone I was tall or something else. :emo:

You are tall in comparison to me!

That'll do me fine. Thanks. :smilie4:

[Barbarossa]

WTF happened to him this time.

He goes away from time to time to prove he's not addicted.



He comes back to see how much we miss him.

[Biggles]

I thought at first it was the tax evading for his criminal clientèle, however that should be done by now, Shirley.

I'll ask Les, he'll know.

Les, should the false tax returns be in by now.

Yes - false ones have to be in at the same time as genuine ones. The IR are sticklers about that.

[brotherdoobie]

I thought at first it was the tax evading for his criminal clientèle, however that should be done by now, Shirley.

I'll ask Les, he'll know.

Les, should the false tax returns be in by now.

Yes - false ones have to be in at the same time as genuine ones. The IR are sticklers about that.

:lol:


-bd

[chalice]

Manker update.

I can confirm that he's not dead. Well, he could be dead but he would have had to have died in the last 2 days, 22 hours and 50 minutes.

He was last seen on Last Fm listening to Under Age by Funeral Dress.

http://www.last.fm/user/manker/

Interweb stalking ftw.

[JPaul]

Maybe it was someone else with shite taste in muzac.

[chalice]

Nope, his avatar betrays him.

Besides, the chances of two people with the same name with precisely the same tastes in shite muzac are well nigh astronomical.

Plus Snee and Benjamin are his friends on Last Fm.

Coincidence? I bloody well think not.

[JPaul]

Whoever murdered him must have stolen his shite muzac internet.

[Hairbautt]

Maybe he got a life and got laid.

Wankers.

[JPaul]

Yeah right, that would happen.

[Djtima]

ol' manker ay.
Where'd he go?

[weenden]

NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO he is instead

[Squeamous]

I miss Manker, and I barely knew him. You lot must be wringing your hands and lamenting like Palestinians on amphetamine.

[chalice]

I miss Manker, and I barely knew him. You lot must be wringing your hands and lamenting like Palestinians on amphetamine.

He'll pop up when you least expect it. Fnar.

He does this from time to time. Takes a couple of months off, then returns with a vengence.

He does this and still manages to be the top poster on the bored.

The boy's a genius.

[Snee]

You lot have to do your taxes this time of year too, eh?

Not all the money I made last year is there on mine, true story.

They'll nevar find me out, though. Nevar.

[JPaul]

What if someone here works for the Japon Inland Revenue.

You didn't think that thro'

[Something Else]

You lot have to do your taxes this time of year too, eh?

Not all the money I made last year is there on mine, true story.

They'll nevar find me out, though. Nevar.

We don't have to. We are mearly required to by law. :ghey:

[JPaul]

Mearly, fucking mearly.

[Snee]

What if someone here works for the Japon Inland Revenue.

You didn't think that thro'

Damn it.

That's a problem what with every one knowing my name is Snee Sneesson.

Oops.

[JPaul]

:lol:

[Biggles]

Mearly, fucking mearly.

Engrish legal term I think.

[JPaul]

Or something erse.

[weenden]

is he still dead.............................nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[JPaul]

Dead as a door mouse.

[enoughfakefiles]

Who's manker :unsure:

[JPaul]

Everybody's manker.

[Biggles]

Everybody's manker.

Except Manker obviousment

[JPaul]

That would just be mad.

Thanks for clearing that up Les.

Have you accepted that new job yet or something else.

[chalice]

Manker is an anagram of Karma 'n that without the extra A.

He will be reborn.

Cross-internets references for the fucking win, don't ya know.

[JPaul]

Kind of ignoring the "e" there mate.

Otherwise karmic genious.

[Biggles]

That would just be mad.

Thanks for clearing that up Les.

Have you accepted that new job yet or something else.

In principle, yes. Start in June if they get the formal offer to me in time so I can let my lot know where I am going. Spoke to the HR lady yesterday and she said it should hit the post next week (but these things take time in my experience).

[JPaul]

Ace.

I was lucky the last time.

Posted into the same job I was already acting up to. So it wasn't that complex a move. Sitting in the same seat, doing the same thing, with the same staff and the same boss.

They still haven't sorted the pay out but it's only been three months so that's like 5 minutes :earl:

[JPaul]

First doubler for ages.

Stop breaking the board Tessco.

[Biggles]

I can tell by talking to our HR that this has enormous potential for a cock-up. It is always worrying when you know more about the relevant forms than they do :ermm:

Patience is the key. It may take a while but they will get there.

[chalice]

Fuck sake, I had a fucking great response to your doubler. I posted the fucker and the board died.

And now I can't remember it. Lost to posterity.

Lost rawks btw.

[JPaul]

You'll remember it when you sober up. :huh:

[chalice]

Fuck that like.

It wasn't that good.

Somethings just aren't worth it.

[JPaul]

I wasn't suggesting it would be any time in the near future.

Heaven forfend.

[JPaul]

Another rogue double post.

Stop fixing the board Tesco.

[j2k4]

WTF happened to him this time.

He'll be back for a brush-up when his cohort rediscovers how dull he has become.

He knows it's true. :whistling