Face of Plymouth 2008

[CrabGirl]

Sadly no better than last years candidates. :cry:

http://www.slide.com/r/_jvitTTq3j8oAWv00IBq806Ub47oMTkH?previous_view=TICKER&previous_action=TICKER_ITEM_CLICK&ciid=576460752720367952

[CrabGirl]

no. 34 :fear:

[Mr. Mulder]

:fear:

[CrabGirl]

The only one I like is no. 22

[JPaul]

The only one I like is no. 22

You'd do No3, Shirley.

[Mr. Mulder]

144 would get it.

[Squeamous]

What a bunch of monsters! I could have sworn one of them was in the Goonies.

[chalice]

144 would get it.

That's gross.

[Mr. Mulder]

144 would get it.

That's gross.
best of the bunch i thought? :ermm:

[chalice]

Fuck me, what a menagerie of mongs.

46, 81 and 84 are the only half decent looking burds, imo.

[Artemis]

That's gross.
best of the bunch i thought? :ermm:

Too subtle for you Mr Mulder ? :blink:

[Mr. Mulder]

:eyebrows:

[Barbarossa]

Why didn't you enter, CG? :eyebrows:

[JPaul]

Why didn't you enter CG? :eyebrows:

She wouldn't let him.

[Barbarossa]

appreciate my comma, innuendo-boy :fist:

[JPaul]

innuendo-boy :fist:

That's why she wouldn't let him.

[CrabGirl]

Why didn't you enter, CG? :eyebrows:

1. I am not an exhibitionist
2. I am not a chav
3. I have no wish to be judged on my appearance by the people of Plymouth thanks
4. I am too old
5. Many people would consider my looks unusual and therefore unattractive.

:01:

[chalice]

Why didn't you enter, CG? :eyebrows:

1. I am not an exhibitionist
2. I am not a chav
3. I have no wish to be judged on my appearance by the people of Plymouth thanks
4. I am too old
5. Many people would consider my looks unusual and therefore unattractive.

:01:

I would doubt the veracity of number 5. Chebus is known to be a man of fine tastes.

Anyways, judging by the quality of the other competitors, I reckon you'd kick Face Of Plymouth arse.

Are all the dentists in Plymouth on strike or something else? :01:

[CrabGirl]

1. I am not an exhibitionist
2. I am not a chav
3. I have no wish to be judged on my appearance by the people of Plymouth thanks
4. I am too old
5. Many people would consider my looks unusual and therefore unattractive.

:01:

I would doubt the veracity of number 5. Chebus is known to be a man of fine tastes.

Anyways, judging by the quality of the other competitors, I reckon you'd kick Face Of Plymouth arse.

Are all the dentists in Plymouth on strike or something else? :01:

The veracity of number 5 is quite intact thanks. I do not consider myself to be ugly or unattractive but I am aware of the fact that my looks are different enough from the norm of what is considered attractive by the populous to be considered unattractive by some. These would be the same "some" whose idea of an attractive woman is generated by the media and by porn culture and who would consider a short dark lass with larger than average hips and tits a far cry from their ideal woman and who unfortunately make up the majority of vocal young men in this country.

So when I said that I was not considered attractive by some, I didn't mean I didn't consider myself attractive.

Plymouth on the whole has a very large culture of ignorant, ill educated, ill mannered, badly clothed and poorly nutrition-ed people, which coupled with the absolute lack of NHS dentists and low wages mean the frequency of really bad teeth is sadly very high.

[chalice]

Fair enough then.

What does the Face Of Plymouth win anyways?

Cosmetic surgery?

[Barbarossa]

Oooh hips! :happy:

I like hips :cool:

[chalice]

Oooh hips! :happy:

I like hips :cool:

Hippy.

[Skiz]

Fuck me, what a menagerie of mongs.

46, 81 and 84 are the only half decent looking burds, imo.

Agreed on 81.

136 is pretty hawt too. :smilie4:

Quite a lot of emos. Lots of guys with earrings too. :emo:

[JPaul]

Poorly nutrition-ed. :rod:

[CrabGirl]

Fair enough then.

What does the Face Of Plymouth win anyways?

Cosmetic surgery?

:lol: I think they get to do a fashion show and photo-shoot in the shopping centre

[bornwithnoname]

Maybe they'd look better from a different position.

[Skweeky]

You should have entered mulder's penis. That would be a sight on the catwalk.

[antonii]

Danny harris ;-]

[Snee]

Competitions like that is what you get when people listen to their mums telling them they are really good looking.

I blame society.

[JPaul]

I blame their Mums

[chalice]

I blame their mums' mums.

[Snee]

I could have done 13 or 67, btw, if only they hadn't been in a contest like that.

[Squeamous]

These would be the same "some" whose idea of an attractive woman is generated by the media and by porn culture and who would consider a short dark lass with larger than average hips and tits a far cry from their ideal woman and who unfortunately make up the majority of vocal young men in this country.

I've never met a man who wouldn't think of your description as perfectly wonderful :happy:.

[Biggles]

Are webbed fingers and toes common in the Plymouth region?

Just asking like :shifty: