uber busted

[Mr. Mulder]

had my bosses boss and the company MD come up to me just now wanting to know how I was getting on with this urgent problem, i had this on full screen :/ they didn't say anything but no doubt there will be a snooty email about it later, fags.

http://www.kontraband.com/show/show.asp?ID=11631&genre=0&page=1&nl=2


....good job im leaving soon :pinch:

[chalice]

Shit one mate.

May as well get the p0rn on seeing as you're screwed anyway.

[JPaul]

had my bosses boss and the company MD come up to me just now wanting to know how I was getting on with this urgent problem, i had this on full screen :/ they didn't say anything but no doubt there will be a snooty email about it later, fags.

http://www.kontraband.com/show/show.asp?ID=11631&genre=0&page=1&nl=2


....good job im leaving soon :pinch:

:lol:

You're taking that other job then.

[Mr. Mulder]

i haven't even had the interview yet but ive mentally checked out :/

i didn't look the slightest bit busy either, i was laid back in my chair with my feet up on the base unit, drinking cawfee :pinch:

[Mr. Mulder]

on the subject of benchez interwebs, this is a good speed rite? took lyke under 3mins to download lost :eyebrows:

http://img233.imageshack.us/img233/1737/benchezwebslolzvh6.jpg

if six jiggawots is a stone, does that mean that im downloading at over 10kbps? :eyebrows:

[100%]

They where probably too shy to simply ask for the link.

[chalice]

I got Lost off of Ben's internets at twice that speed this morning before I went to wurk.

I was nearly gonna go in late so as I could watch it. Didn't though.

Just watched it.

What the fuck was the point of Jack having a near death experience while they're giving us a Jack flash-forward? We know that he's alive in the future so the suspense as to whether he lives or dies as a result of the operation goes down the pan.

:blink:

Edit: I meant half that speed. And I was still chuffed.

[markupmaster]

Ouch!

Sucks bro...

[JPaul]

http://i175.photobucket.com/albums/w136/Miikeyy11/IT.jpg



The best I've managed is 1MB/s

I can live with that.

[chalice]

On consideration...

Lost spoiler...

Now that I think about it, I reckon Jack having the appendicitis was a device to set up how the Oceanic 6 get off the island. I'll bet that Jack's wound will get infected and the only way to save him is to get him off the island for proper medical treatment. No way would he leave the rest of the Losties on the island if he was in his right mind. Win.

[Mr. Mulder]

On consideration...

Lost spoiler...

Now that I think about it, I reckon Jack having the appendicitis was a device to set up how the Oceanic 6 get off the island. I'll bet that Jack's wound will get infected and the only way to save him is to get him off the island for proper medical treatment. No way would he leave the rest of the Losties on the island if he was in his right mind. Win.
i agree, it was harsh the way they killed Jack off like that. it was a shit death too.

[Proper Bo]

http://i175.photobucket.com/albums/w136/Miikeyy11/IT.jpg



The best I've managed is 1MB/s

I can live with that.

I thought ewe were on the uberfast interwebs:unsure:

I'm on 4mb and regularly get 480KB/s, like.

[chalice]

Yah and Claire getting raped by Sawyer was strangely arousing.

But when the Smoke Monster raped Ben :O

I nearly shat my pants.

[Mr. Mulder]

http://i175.photobucket.com/albums/w136/Miikeyy11/IT.jpg



The best I've managed is 1MB/s

I can live with that.

I thought ewe were on the uberfast interwebs:unsure:

I'm on 4mb and regularly get 480KB/s, like.
im well confused, i was downloading stuffs at lyke 849.00kbps t'other day and today i got 1.9mbps i think, all these letters and numbers and stuffs are hard

[Snee]

http://www.kontraband.com/show/show.asp?ID=11631&genre=0&page=1&nl=2
Win.



if six jiggawots is a stone, does that mean that im downloading at over 10kbps?:eyebrows:
1.9MB/s * 8 = 15.2Mb/s
15.2Mb/s * 1000 = 15,200kb/s

But Lost = merkin show.

Hence that 15,200kbps is worth about 10 proper kbps, so you are right.

[Mr. Mulder]

its about 9:30pm :smilie4:

[chalice]

I'm trying to calculate whether or not Snee is insulting the brilliance of Lost, like.

I'm having difficulty.

I would bloody well hope not, like.

[Snee]

Did you miss most of seasons 2 and 3 or what?

[chalice]

Season 2 was spanking. I loved it.

Season 3 was more interesting than any merkin show I've ever encountered. Even if it did take a dip. It was fish-biscuits.

Season 4 is a fucking 7 course meal, even if it has suffered for the writers' strike. Last week's Ben-centric was a fucking triumph, as was Desmond's time-fuck in The Constant.

[Snee]

Season 2 was spanking. I loved it.

Season 3 was more interesting than any merkin show I've ever encountered. Even if it did take a dip. It was fish-biscuits.

:blink:

[chalice]

C'mon now, Snny, like.

Season 2...

Introduction of Ben, Mr Eko, Desmond, Juliet. Smoke Monstery, time-mentalism, more hatches, imploding hatches, purple sky, Michael double homocide, kidnappings. Fuck sake. Not to mention, uber dense literary/filmic references.

Season 3...

More of the same, only a widening of the scene to incorporate time-travel, teleportation, introduction of flash-forwards. Incredible misdirection and character development.

Mate, bow to the genius of LOST.

[Biggles]

Win.



if six jiggawots is a stone, does that mean that im downloading at over 10kbps?:eyebrows:
1.9MB/s * 8 = 15.2Mb/s
15.2Mb/s * 1000 = 15,200kb/s

But Lost = merkin show.

Hence that 15,200kbps is worth about 10 proper kbps, so you are right.

12 inches = a foot
3 feet = a yard
22 yards = a chain
10 chains = a furlong
8 furlongs = a mile

[CrabGirl]

Mulder. You are a twit.

[Mr. Mulder]

and that just turns you on, doesn't it.

[CrabGirl]

Yes.

Yes it does.

[clocker]

Sorry Mulder but you are a rank amateur. (http://gizmodo.com/386688/japanese-porn-master-whacks-it-to-10000-dirty-pics-a-day-while-at-work)

[Mr. Mulder]

i'll take him on. any time. any place. anywhere.

[clocker]

That's the spirit!

Do you have the bandwidth to compete though?

[Snee]

Sorry Mulder but you are a rank amateur. (http://gizmodo.com/386688/japanese-porn-master-whacks-it-to-10000-dirty-pics-a-day-while-at-work)

That man is an interwebs-god.

Lord of the fap, master of masturbation.

[JPaul]

http://i175.photobucket.com/albums/w136/Miikeyy11/IT.jpg



The best I've managed is 1MB/s

I can live with that.

I thought ewe were on the uberfast interwebs:unsure:

I'm on 4mb and regularly get 480KB/s, like.

I get around 1200KB/s to 1300KB/s. That's quite common for uber fast tho'. The 20MB is the "theoretical max". At least that's what this bloke told me and he didn't seem the kind who would lie about such a thing.

[JPaul]

Yes.

Yes it does.

Dear Iran: Barbie Ain't So Bad, But Robot Vacs Are Evil

[Squeamous]

had my bosses boss and the company MD come up to me just now wanting to know how I was getting on with this urgent problem, i had this on full screen :/ they didn't say anything but no doubt there will be a snooty email about it later, fags.

http://www.kontraband.com/show/show.asp?ID=11631&genre=0&page=1&nl=2


....good job im leaving soon :pinch:

You never know, they may be really impressed with the heady aroma of testosterone and general manliness that surrounds you like a fog, and ask you to come along next time they take a client out to a strip club or the local whorehouse. That's how these things work isn't it? :unsure:

[Mr. Mulder]

had my bosses boss and the company MD come up to me just now wanting to know how I was getting on with this urgent problem, i had this on full screen :/ they didn't say anything but no doubt there will be a snooty email about it later, fags.

http://www.kontraband.com/show/show.asp?ID=11631&genre=0&page=1&nl=2


....good job im leaving soon :pinch:

You never know, they may be really impressed with the heady aroma of testosterone and general manliness that surrounds you like a fog, and ask you to come along next time they take a client out to a strip club or the local whorehouse. That's how these things work isn't it? :unsure:
in a perfect world it would ...........in a perfect world :sadwalk:

[Squeamous]

:console:

[Snee]

had my bosses boss and the company MD come up to me just now wanting to know how I was getting on with this urgent problem, i had this on full screen :/ they didn't say anything but no doubt there will be a snooty email about it later, fags.

http://www.kontraband.com/show/show.asp?ID=11631&genre=0&page=1&nl=2


....good job im leaving soon :pinch:

There's an odd frame cut in into that, just under 20 seconds in.

Was it always here?

[Something Else]

So there is. :O

Some camp guy in a jumper.