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j2k4
05-02-2008, 07:59 PM
...by an acquaintance of long standing as "diabolical".

I have tentatively decided to actively pursue a course of diabolicalism.

Thoughts?

Suggestions?

Also:

If I become lonely thus, would any of you consent to join me in my endeavor? :whistling

Mr. Mulder
05-02-2008, 08:02 PM
don't worry about it, they just probably didn't want to hurt your feelings and say nazi dog rapist in front of ewe :smilie4:

j2k4
05-02-2008, 08:10 PM
Not the least worried; I have gained touch with my inner scoundrel and found the gracious existence wanting.

I was merely wondering if anyone else (JP, skweeky, Les, et.al.) wanted to try it too. :whistling

Mr. Mulder
05-02-2008, 08:11 PM
you want jpaul to touch your inners!? That's diabolical! :o

chalice
05-02-2008, 08:13 PM
They could teach you a thing or two about a thing or two, Kev.

Hang around the lounge for a bit.

You'll grow horns right sharpish, like.

If you can't beat 'em, have group sex with 'em- as Crowley would say.

100%
05-02-2008, 08:17 PM
You come across bolically.
I'm certain if you look up the meaning behind diabolical, it will turn out as a huge compliment, and your acquaintance has no clue of its real mean once you remove the misinterpretation catholics threw over the heathens.
So i guess mulder is right.


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Snee
05-03-2008, 07:24 PM
I've seen you described as being pants in general. Pursue your pants.

Skweeky
05-04-2008, 06:46 AM
What are you suggesting? :devil:

JPaul
05-05-2008, 04:49 PM
The most diabolical thing aboot you is your absolute merkin refusal to use the letter "u" often enough in pursuit of your endeavours.

thewizeard
05-05-2008, 06:26 PM
...by an acquaintance of long standing as "diabolical".

I have tentatively decided to actively pursue a course of diabolicalism.

Thoughts?

Suggestions?

Also:

If I become lonely thus, would any of you consent to join me in my endeavor? :whistling

..only a friend will tell you the truth, embrace him as a long lost son. :)

Squeamous
05-05-2008, 09:44 PM
...by an acquaintance of long standing as "diabolical".

I have tentatively decided to actively pursue a course of diabolicalism.

Thoughts?

Suggestions?

Also:

If I become lonely thus, would any of you consent to join me in my endeavor? :whistling

Riiiight.....

Let me guess, this acquaintance is one of those people who says he's 'mad/crazy/a nutter' and is probably only saying you're 'diabolical' because he's desperate for friends and knows you're the only person he knows who's vain enough to be flattered by being singled out as anything remotely interesting.

JPaul
05-05-2008, 09:49 PM
...by an acquaintance of long standing as "diabolical".

I have tentatively decided to actively pursue a course of diabolicalism.

Thoughts?

Suggestions?

Also:

If I become lonely thus, would any of you consent to join me in my endeavor? :whistling

Riiiight.....

Let me guess, this acquaintance is one of those people who says he's 'mad/crazy/a nutter' and is probably only saying you're 'diabolical' because he's desperate for friends and knows you're the only person he knows who's vain enough to be flattered by being singled out as anything remotely interesting.

Ubber harsh, well done.

j2k4
05-05-2008, 11:46 PM
Riiiight.....

Let me guess, this acquaintance is one of those people who says he's 'mad/crazy/a nutter' and is probably only saying you're 'diabolical' because he's desperate for friends and knows you're the only person he knows who's vain enough to be flattered by being singled out as anything remotely interesting.

Ubber harsh, well done.

"Ubber" harsh?

Indeed.

Actually, the person who assigned me that appellation has a PhD in International Relations and a Masters in Chinese Languages/Dialects; he is also a bachelor dairy farmer with no spare time for making new friends.

My ego, while extremely healthy, is relatively compact, believe it or not.

Anyhoo, the board having been inaccessible the past few days, I've had very limited opportunity to exercise any evil impulses, and I believe the urge to give full rein to any such may be permanently stunted, insofar as doing so puts me 180-degrees opposed to habit.

Don't know if I've got the time for proper practice.

Do you think a few minutes a day here would help.

Perhaps Squeamous (who presents as expert-ish, in the field) could counsel me...:whistling

clocker
05-06-2008, 12:49 AM
Ubber harsh, well done.

"Ubber" harsh?

Indeed.

Actually, the person who assigned me that appellation has a PhD in International Relations and a Masters in Chinese Languages/Dialects; he is also a bachelor dairy farmer with no spare time for making new friends.


Your friend would probably consider that udder harsh.

Mooooving along now...

Squeamous
05-06-2008, 11:01 AM
Anyhoo, the board having been inaccessible the past few days, I've had very limited opportunity to exercise any evil impulses, and I believe the urge to give full rein to any such may be permanently stunted, insofar as doing so puts me 180-degrees opposed to habit.


You really are a big twat aren't you?

clocker
05-06-2008, 12:00 PM
Yes, yes he is.

"Diabolical" doesn't do him justice...he's triabolical!

thewizeard
05-06-2008, 12:31 PM
Yes, yes he is.

"Diabolical" doesn't do him justice...he's triabolical!

aight! :lol:

bigboab
05-06-2008, 12:54 PM
Yes, yes he is.

"Diabolical" doesn't do him justice...he's triabolical!

Maybe he should change his name to the Pawnbroker.:)

http://i223.photobucket.com/albums/dd98/andreahorky/pawnbroker_balls.jpg

Skweeky
05-06-2008, 06:20 PM
't Is true:
If we presume the following values:
K= 11
E = 5
V = 22

That means:
K = 2
E = 5
V = 4

2*5=10

10-4=6

:fear: :fear: :fear: :fear: :fear: :fear:
:devil: :devil: :devil: :devil: :devil: :devil:

JPaul
05-06-2008, 09:17 PM
That's just spooky, spooky to the max.

j2k4
05-06-2008, 09:36 PM
Yes, yes he is.

"Diabolical" doesn't do him justice...he's triabolical!



Yes, yes he is.

"Diabolical" doesn't do him justice...he's triabolical!

aight! :lol:



Yes, yes he is.

"Diabolical" doesn't do him justice...he's triabolical!

Maybe he should change his name to the Pawnbroker.:)

http://i223.photobucket.com/albums/dd98/andreahorky/pawnbroker_balls.jpg


't Is true:
If we presume the following values:
K= 11
E = 5
V = 22

That means:
K = 2
E = 5
V = 4

2*5=10

10-4=6

:fear: :fear: :fear: :fear: :fear: :fear:
:devil: :devil: :devil: :devil: :devil: :devil:


That's just spooky, spooky to the max.

Flummoxed, now - that's me.

I'd have though some 6s would be nice, and stamp me totally evil, but Skweeky's math is faultless...I guess there's no hope.:huh:

Now I am triabolical as well, and maybe even "ubber" (whatever that is).

These are surely the symptoms of an unpronouncible disease.




Anyhoo, the board having been inaccessible the past few days, I've had very limited opportunity to exercise any evil impulses, and I believe the urge to give full rein to any such may be permanently stunted, insofar as doing so puts me 180-degrees opposed to habit.


You really are a big twat aren't you?

A bigger one even than you, my dear. :whistling

JPaul
05-06-2008, 09:55 PM
A bigger one even than even you, my dear. :whistling

Schoolboy error.

j2k4
05-07-2008, 01:24 AM
A bigger one even than even you, my dear. :whistling

Schoolboy error.

Ubberman. :tease:

thewizeard
05-08-2008, 08:12 AM
Just presume the dude is projecting..