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The Flying Cow
05-05-2008, 12:07 PM
We have a long, well-known history as medics and spiritual healers.

Our services are in ever greater demand, as the practice of witch doctory is an art that requires years of initiation as well as wild psychedelic plant consumption.

As the village healer, I can help by actively providing as much counsel as the future can tell me from my visions. Any member of the FTN tribe that seeks enlightenment can attain it after an adventure by my side.

Services include but are not strictly limited to:

The preparation of herbal, medicinal solutions
Rituals amid the communal fire, the dolmens and cromlechs, for the Gods to give you peace of mind
Use of the visionary states to dabble with the future
And the list goes on. (PM me for more)



@buckpasser: No, not a trade. Far from it.


A bit of prose:

"Judge him not by his BT Rep", the sages said, as they foresaw the man's failure. "Many a corrupted tradesmen scour the markets using these tokens in their barterings, and they have since lost their long forgotten value". Here they paused, to discourse further among themselves. At last one elder druid, feebly, spoke: "Not ony is he well versed in the rites and recipes of the ancients, he is also a wise speaker, at the forums of the other tribes, and an active element in the different locales he chances upon." And thus the sages retired to their hermit hills, northward.
Now all lay before him.

buckpasser
05-05-2008, 12:13 PM
From reading the subject line, I would have bet that this was going to be something like:

i give u bj 4 a lvl 9 invite

Glad to see that wasn't the case.

alwyn
05-05-2008, 12:13 PM
NIce request VillageShaman
Hope you get it!

dunson
05-05-2008, 02:17 PM
:lol: Nice request! Maybe you can hook me up with some more herbal medicine! ;)

This guys a really good, friendly user who I've talked with a good bit via PM recently. Anyone with an invite still lingering around should definitely consider this request from a great FST member. Good luck bro! :)

The Flying Cow
05-05-2008, 07:28 PM
Thanks for your kind words of support dunson and alwyn, let's see what this near future holds for me, and hope that the old ways us witch doctors inherited are still valued even in the materialistic society we live in today.

*Gives herbal leaves to dunson, in hopes of curing his 'ailment' :lol:

*Flashes the cauldron filled with concoctions, mixed herbs and sacred vegetables at the crowds, to attract the curious wandering FTN Elder

`Dr. Nick Riviera`
05-05-2008, 08:34 PM
This is a trust worthy member...
I would give it to him I had one... :rolleyes:

HDR
05-05-2008, 08:37 PM
When will you stop the marijuana thing? :lol:

Enlightened
05-05-2008, 09:45 PM
This Dude can be a Seriously tough contender for those seeking the "Ulltimate" Invite .....BTW, less than 20 Hours to go before F*N close its Doors again

Cheeseman1208
05-05-2008, 09:47 PM
Bump, this guy is literate and witty (unlike most on FST). :P

buckpasser
05-05-2008, 10:07 PM
VS: I was just teasing about you offering sexual services when I first saw the subject. Which of course would be a tease on your part.

Hope you get the invite.

alfara
05-05-2008, 10:09 PM
good luck