Libraries

[J'Pol]

You may not be aware of this, however there are big buildings all over the place which are full of books.

You can go into them and borrow the books to read.

This is perfectly legal. You don't have to steal them from bookshops.

They also have music CDs and it works the same way. Borrow them and listen.

Once again legal.

[CrumbCat]

Great reminder, JPaul.

Might I recommend you get a Library Card and have it laminated - it will last much longer.

Tchau!

[titey]

You may not be aware of this, however there are big buildings all over the place which are full of doctors.

You can go into them and recieve medical and psychological help.

This is perfectly legal. You don't have to suffer without assistance.

They also have padded rooms and straight-jackets. Check them out.

The orderlies are friendly too.

[Lilmiss]

Originally posted by JPaul@11 August 2003 - 23:30
Borrow them and listen.

Once again legal.
ahh...but recording them is illegal. :(

i love libaries, and old book shops.
hope libaries will never be take over by cyber cafe's etc...
there is a lovely little book shop in Inverness that you can have a cuppa in while you read your new book.
same in Dublin, but a little posher.
i think thats a great idea! :)

[JONNO_CELEBS]

Originally posted by JPaul@11 August 2003 - 23:30


They also have music CDs and it works the same way. Borrow them and listen.


Ours charges us for them, that&#39;s not borrowing :( <_<

I only go there to hire films........£2.50 a week for new release (nearly) dvd&#39;s :D


Jonno B)

[titey]

Originally posted by JONNO_CELEBS@11 August 2003 - 19:02
Ours charges us for them, that&#39;s not borrowing :( <_<


Jonno B)
If you borrow money from a bank.... do they not charge you interest? :unsure:

[JONNO_CELEBS]

Originally posted by titey+12 August 2003 - 00:15--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (titey @ 12 August 2003 - 00:15)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-JONNO_CELEBS@11 August 2003 - 19:02
Ours charges us for them, that&#39;s not borrowing :(&nbsp; <_<


Jonno B)
If you borrow money from a bank.... do they not charge you interest? :unsure: [/b][/quote]
No, they sell you money :P :lol: :lol: :lol:

I try to stay out of Liberrys anyway :blink: Me no reed, me stooooput, thay confuus me :blink: ..........too much wood :lol: :lol: Or is that in the morning :lol: :lol: :lol:

Jonno B)

[titey]

Originally posted by JONNO_CELEBS@11 August 2003 - 19:19
I try to stay out of Liberrys anyway :blink: Me no reed, me stooooput, thay confuus me :blink: ..........too much wood :lol: :lol: Or is that in the morning :lol: :lol: :lol:

Jonno B)
Same here....

The only book I&#39;ve read in the last 15-20 years was full of phone numbers&#33; http://www.piczonline.com/client/titey/sneaky.gif

[chalkmongoose]

I love mental asylums. The orderlies are quite first rate, and the metallic face mask they make you wear so you don&#39;t try and eat the nurses gets cleaned weekly.

[Arm]

Originally posted by JPaul@11 August 2003 - 23:30
They also have music CDs and it works the same way. Borrow them and listen.
And they have garbage music nobody listens to? :o The day they start letting my borrow progressive metal music then I will go to the library.

[lynx]

You may not be aware of this, however there are big buildings all over the place which are full of books.

You may not be aware of this, however there are big buildings all over the place which are full of doctors.
I sense a trend here,

You can go into them and borrow the books to read.

Can I go to one of the other places and borrow a nurse for a few nights ? :w00t:

[chalkmongoose]

Originally posted by lynx@12 August 2003 - 00:40

You may not be aware of this, however there are big buildings all over the place which are full of books.

You may not be aware of this, however there are big buildings all over the place which are full of doctors.
I sense a trend here,

You can go into them and borrow the books to read.

Can I go to one of the other places and borrow a nurse for a few nights ? :w00t:
I tried to borrow a nurse for a few days. We ended going on a fishing trip, and her top got whipped off by a stray fishing line.

[Jay]

Originally posted by chalkmongoose+12 August 2003 - 01:42--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (chalkmongoose @ 12 August 2003 - 01:42)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-lynx@12 August 2003 - 00:40

You may not be aware of this, however there are big buildings all over the place which are full of books.

You may not be aware of this, however there are big buildings all over the place which are full of doctors.
I sense a trend here,

You can go into them and borrow the books to read.

Can I go to one of the other places and borrow a nurse for a few nights ? :w00t:
I tried to borrow a nurse for a few days. We ended going on a fishing trip, and her top got whipped off by a stray fishing line. [/b][/quote]
what

[chalkmongoose]

You should really make a point of reading One flew Over the Cuckoos nest. It would explain a lot.

[olibomb]

Originally posted by titey@12 August 2003 - 00:40
You may not be aware of this, however there are big buildings all over the place which are full of doctors.

You can go into them and recieve medical and psychological help.

This is perfectly legal. You don&#39;t have to suffer without assistance.

They also have padded rooms and straight-jackets. Check them out.

The orderlies are friendly too.
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

[bigboab]

TITEY&#33;

Two books. What about &#39;How to control your breathing&#39;. :P

[titey]

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