Attention seeking whore

[Squeamous]

I was talking to an acquaintance yesterday and he told me he thought I was 'marginally more fun than a smack in the face'.

I have decided to actively pursue a course of being only slightly more fun than a smack in the face, and I also thought I'd try to be a bit more interesting than watching paint dry while I'm at it.

Anyone else want to join me? :shit:

[Mr. Mulder]

can we take our shirts off?

[Squeamous]

You go first (and we'll need photographic evidence :yup:).

[Mr. Mulder]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v661/mrmulder/mybewbs.jpg

your turn :yup:

[Barbarossa]

That's one you prepared earlier. Fraud! :snooty:

[Mr. Mulder]

Shhhhhhh! Do you want to see bewbs or not!? :pinch:

[Squeamous]

I don't trust you! I want one with my name etched into your chest with a razor blade, only then will I be convinced :snooty:.

[Something Else]

Frigidity. :no:

[Mr. Mulder]

I don't trust you! I want one with my name etched into your chest with a razor blade, only then will I be convinced :snooty:.
would you settle for felt tip pen? :unsure:

[Squeamous]

No, because you might just do that and then I'll be up shit creek.

[Something Else]

What's a bit of bewb between internets FFS. :unsure:

Learn from master skweeky. :smilie4:

[Snee]

I was talking to an acquintance the other month an he told me I look like the guy wot does this song:

ATRdy3vbniY

I have decided to actively pursue a course of hunting him down and stabbing him in the face with a rusty fork when he least expects it.

Who's with me?

[Proper Bo]

What's a bit of bewb between internets FFS. :unsure:

Learn from master skweeky. :smilie4:

gewgle crap bewbs, I dare ya:glagpinch:

[Squeamous]

I was talking to an acquintance the other month an he told me I look like the guy wot does this song:

I have decided to actively pursue a course of hunting him down and stabbing him in the face with a rusty fork when he least expects it.

Who's with me?

I'll hold your coat!

[Mr. Mulder]

No, because you might just do that and then I'll be up shit creek.
bewbs for bewbs, thats the way on the internets.

[Squeamous]

What's a bit of bewb between internets FFS. :unsure:

Learn from master skweeky. :smilie4:

Skweek's got her jugs out? When?

[Something Else]

Who's with me?

I'll bring my special, ebola knife.. :smilie4:

[Squeamous]

bewbs for bewbs, thats the way on the internets.

So you're saying you'd really like to see my cleavage?

Btw, is that your real chest? :naughty:

[J-dye]

touch it and see for yourself

[Mr. Mulder]

bewbs for bewbs, thats the way on the internets.

So you're saying you'd really like to see my cleavage?

Btw, is that your real chest? :naughty:
yes, yes i would. and it is indeed.

[Something Else]

What's a bit of bewb between internets FFS. :unsure:

Learn from master skweeky. :smilie4:

Skweek's got her jugs out? When?

Are you joking my arsehole. :naughty:

[Mr. Mulder]

i'd find the bewbs thread where all the action took place, but i can't be bothered :(

[Mr. Mulder]

that wasn't too hard actually, bewb thread - http://filesharingtalk.com/vb3/f-lounge-10/t-only-gals-265009/?

[Something Else]

that wasn't too hard

Tweaking or a cool breeze. :coat:

[SgtMajor]

And just where do we get these acquaintances from, Tesco have them?

edit: after the donation of a double ewe & some e, the above could, or not, now make some resemblance of sense.

[Snee]

Would you like to buy a vowel?

[SgtMajor]

A double ewe would be good for starters.

[Snee]

http://biotechnogiosity.files.wordpress.com/2007/10/dolly-sheep.jpg

[SgtMajor]

Have you got any e, to follow the double ewe?

[Snee]

http://www.appletreeblog.com/wp-content/2007/07/ex.jpg

:idunno:

[SgtMajor]

cheers & beers big ears, I can now go ahead and insert them into my pile of shit post above.

[CrabGirl]

Gads, are we getting mulders tits out again?

Awesome.

Do we get more cawk shots muldy? I've used up the last ones.

[Mr. Mulder]

http://www.funnyforumpics.com/forums/Tits-Or-GTFO/1/post-tits-or-gtfo.png

:snooty:

[Snee]

Hoi, Attention, have you found a whore yet?

[Barbarossa]

What's a bit of bewb between internets FFS. :unsure:

Learn from master skweeky. :smilie4:

gewgle crap bewbs, I dare ya:glagpinch:

Quality :happy:

Oh, and if squeamous won't oblige, you'll have to use your imagination like manker did...

http://filesharingtalk.com/vb3/picture.php?albumid=56&pictureid=5377

[Adster]

check the phonebook

[Squeamous]

So you're saying you'd really like to see my cleavage?

Btw, is that your real chest? :naughty:
yes, yes i would. and it is indeed.

OK



First cleavage of a fertilised mouse embryo
http://i30.tinypic.com/14ccvfk.jpg


It's a nice chest btw :D.

[CrabGirl]

yes, yes i would. and it is indeed.

OK



First cleavage of a fertilised mouse embryo
http://i30.tinypic.com/14ccvfk.jpg


It's a nice chest btw :D.

Science jokes FTW! In my house you'd get geek points for that.

[J-dye]

First cleavage of a fertilised mouse embryo
http://i30.tinypic.com/14ccvfk.jpg


It's a nice chest btw :D.

http://josh.middlepath.com/memnoch9615/Zzzzz...%20English%20is%20boring...JPG

[Mr. Mulder]

what is that? aids? :unsure:

[Squeamous]

Thanks Crabby! Altogether now...can I get a little Calvin Harris....

I got all the points, I got all the points!

[Squeamous]

what is that? aids? :unsure:

If I put on some old episodes of Baywatch will you sit quietly with your top off and stop talking? :wub:

[Old Geezer]

You people have shit for brains for sure. The most nonsensecal thread I have ever seen. Why do you people,well I assume you are human keep up this idle chatter day after day?
I will post like you fools do.

Nuhkkj hyueu jieyj l?? This makes as much sense as the replies I see here.

[Snee]

And that's how you make J2 look like an amateur in the attention-whoring racket, then.

[Squeamous]

I like a good troll, but this one's just not very good at it.

[Skweeky]

I reckon it's one of JP's joke account. That guy can't be serious :lol:

[Squeamous]

Yeah, but JP's more of a troll than this knob :P.

[Squeamous]

I just looked through all 33 pages of that thread....genius.

Skweeky really did get her boobs out! Christ, I swear if I did that I'd have a divorce on my hands, Skweek's OH rocks :D.

[Alien5]

kids these days eh. :blink: :blink: :blink:

[Mr. Mulder]

what is that? aids? :unsure:

If I put on some old episodes of Baywatch will you sit quietly with your top off and stop talking? :wub:
zomfg Baywatch!? Hells yeah!

[Mr. Mulder]

http://www.evilmilk.com/pictures/Take_A_Picture.jpg

[Squeamous]

I've just got this feeling, call it women's intuition....you're a breast man aren't you Mulder?

[thewizeard]

I was talking to an acquaintance yesterday and he told me he thought I was 'marginally more fun than a smack in the face'.

I have decided to actively pursue a course of being only slightly more fun than a smack in the face, and I also thought I'd try to be a bit more interesting than watching paint dry while I'm at it.

Anyone else want to join me? :shit:

No thanks but do carry on! Do your best, as up until now, you have operated here in the Lounge, at best at about 3 under par. I always feel we should encourage and support these moments of possible self-advancement, if and when initiated by the member.:yup:

[Barbarossa]

You people have shit for brains for sure. The most nonsensecal thread I have ever seen. Why do you people,well I assume you are human keep up this idle chatter day after day?
I will post like you fools do.

Nuhkkj hyueu jieyj l?? This makes as much sense as the replies I see here.

:glag: You're fucking priceless, you really are :happy:

[Alien5]

http://www.peter-noster.de/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2006/12/rocky_start.jpg

[CrabGirl]

I've just got this feeling, call it women's intuition....you're a breast man aren't you Mulder?


I think mulder is the kind of guy that if you said you were too tired for sex, he'd wait till you were asleep then fuck you in the ear. :pinch::pinch::pinch:

[Mr. Mulder]

too tired for sex

im sorry but i don't understand your words? :unsure:

[Squeamous]

I've just got this feeling, call it women's intuition....you're a breast man aren't you Mulder?


I think mulder is the kind of guy that if you said you were too tired for sex, he'd wait till you were asleep then fuck you in the ear. :pinch::pinch::pinch:

:lol:

I think he'd just say 'you can fall asleep if you like.....I'll try not to keep you awake'.

[CrabGirl]

He's promised me drunken pictures to my phone. Nothing as yet the little whore.

[Squeamous]

At least you've seen the penis :(.

[CrabGirl]

Fixed

[dsa16]

http://img33.picoodle.com/img/img33/4/5/8/f_12095800750m_469cb72.jpg (http://www.picoodle.com/view.php?img=/4/5/8/f_12095800750m_469cb72.jpg&srv=img33)

[Squeamous]

*gulp*

There's certainly enough to go around, that's for sure. Send him my way when you're done won't you Crabby?

[Squeamous]

You know, you don't often get to see the privates of people you like.

:fst:

[CrabGirl]

Think he's got enough to service the whole of his home-town before he makes a start on Plymouth! Either that or the rest of him is really tiny - like a large-membered midget.

[Squeamous]

I fail to see how he could be normal size with that baby's arm. Something's got to give :yup:.

[Skweeky]

I can see you too were impressed by our mulder. :yes:

't Is how he won the respect of the Lounge.

[Mr. Mulder]

has my p33n been doing the rounds again? :unsure:

[Mr. Mulder]

He's promised me drunken pictures to my phone. Nothing as yet the little whore.
i was mislead last night, I was lead to believe there would be booze and whores - turns out it was for a night of bowling that ended at half ten :fist: everyone drove there too so wasn't drinking, i had three pints then everyone left and i got a taxi home :emo:

/won two out of three games though :smilie4:

[Squeamous]

I can see you too were impressed by our mulder. :yes:

't Is how he won the respect of the Lounge.

Now Biggles and the Manky One have deserted us there's not a lot of talent left :cry:.

Your boobs have won their fair share of respect....and other things :shifty:.

[Squeamous]

has my p33n been doing the rounds again? :unsure:

There were certainly a lot of photos. I particularly liked the one where it looked all suave and sophisticated, although the one where it was relaxing at a jaunty angle was nice too. You should be a penis model!

[Mr. Mulder]

I've considered it, I wont lie :smilie4:

[brotherdoobie]

I've just got this feeling, call it women's intuition....you're a breast man aren't you Mulder?


I think mulder is the kind of guy that if you said you were too tired for sex, he'd wait till you were asleep then fuck you in the ear. :pinch::pinch::pinch:

...at Least you would hear him coming.



-bd :mellow:

[J-dye]

mulder - satisfying the interweb wimmin since 1985 :dabs:

[J-dye]

so who wants to see mine ? :dabs:

[Squeamous]

I think mulder is the kind of guy that if you said you were too tired for sex, he'd wait till you were asleep then fuck you in the ear. :pinch::pinch::pinch:

...at Least you would hear him coming.



-bd :mellow:
:lol:

[Squeamous]

so who wants to see mine ? :dabs:

We have to be very specific about this. I don't want any pictures of male chickens or Colt45s. Penises only.

[Mr. Mulder]

so Squeamous, now that you've seen mulder junior i think its only fair i get to see your orsum bewbage :smilie4:

[Mr. Mulder]

signed please and make it out to rob :smilie4:

[Squeamous]

They're too shy :snooty:.

[Mr. Mulder]

lies. get 'em out.

[Squeamous]

They smell of cheese!

[Mr. Mulder]

so does cg but i'd still hit it.

[Biggles]

I can see you too were impressed by our mulder. :yes:

't Is how he won the respect of the Lounge.

Now Biggles and the Manky One have deserted us there's not a lot of talent left :cry:.

Your boobs have won their fair share of respect....and other things :shifty:.

Not so much deserted as every time I log on to the board I find it has bad Asian squirrel aids :cry:

[Skweeky]

That's nothing to do with you. Rossco has installed a server that allows two people in the lounge at the same time.
I don't know what his motives are.

[Mr. Mulder]

he wants us to mate. but first im gonna need to see some pics...

[JPaul]

so does cg but i'd still hit it.

:drummer:

[CrabGirl]

Call me "it" again baby boy and you'll find yourself flat on your back with a pointy heel hovering over your eyeball.

[Mr. Mulder]

Call me "it" again baby boy and you'll find yourself flat on your back with a pointy heel hovering over your eyeball.

you know how i like it :inlove:

[Snee]

I can see you too were impressed by our mulder. :yes:

't Is how he won the respect of three girls in the Lounge.

/fixed.

At best :unsure:

[Snee]

You know who else thought it be a good idea showing off his peen?

That's right. Jonno did.

You two could start a club.

[brotherdoobie]

You know who else thought it be a good idea showing off his peen?

That's right. Jonno did.

You two could start a club.


With cawk fights and everything...


-bd :mellow:

[Snee]

They could swap pictures and stuff, as well.

[J-dye]

I was talking to an acquaintance yesterday and he told me he thought I was 'marginally more fun than a smack in the face'.

I have decided to actively pursue a course of being only slightly more fun than a smack in the face, and I also thought I'd try to be a bit more interesting than watching paint dry while I'm at it.

Anyone else want to join me? :shit:

a reminder :dabs:

[brotherdoobie]

They could swap pictures and stuff, as well.

It's the stuff that worries me.


-bd :fear:

[Squeamous]

I can see you too were impressed by our mulder. :yes:

't Is how he won the respect of three girls in the Lounge.

/fixed.

At best :unsure:

Will you all stop anthropomorphising him!! :pinch:

[JPaul]

/fixed.

At best :unsure:

Will you all stop anthropomorphising him!! :pinch:

:lol::earl::quality:

[brotherdoobie]

/fixed.

At best :unsure:

Will you all stop anthropomorphising him!! :pinch:

There's more to Mulder than his cawk.


-bd :snooty:

[CrabGirl]

Will you all stop anthropomorphising him!! :pinch:

There's more to Mulder than his cawk.


-bd :snooty:

:ermm:

[brotherdoobie]

There's more to Mulder than his cawk.


-bd :snooty:

:ermm:


You're right he's mostly about his cawk. However, did you see his chest?


-bd

[Snee]

I can see you too were impressed by our mulder. :yes:

't Is how he won the respect of one girl in the Lounge.

/re-fixed.

[CrabGirl]

:ermm:


You're right he's mostly about his cawk. However, did you see his chest?


-bd

Yeh right, I was so looking at his chest. :ermm:

[brotherdoobie]

You're right he's mostly about his cawk. However, did you see his chest?


-bd

Yeh right, I was so looking at his chest. :ermm:

You girls only have only one thing on your mind.


-bd

[CrabGirl]

Yeh right, I was so looking at his chest. :ermm:

You girls only have only one thing on your mind.


-bd

Shoes? :shifty:

[brotherdoobie]

You girls only have only one thing on your mind.


-bd

Shoes? :shifty:


...and Mulders cawk, apparently. The missus wants to see it now.
I feel so inadequate.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v173/brotherdoobie/emo60.gif


-bd

[Biggles]

Shoes? :shifty:


...and Mulders cawk, apparently. The missus wants to see it now.
I feel so inadequate.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v173/brotherdoobie/emo60.gif


-bd

Inadequate? Luxury!

We were so poor my parents couldn't afford one for me. I had to make do with a small stick and a piece of string

[brotherdoobie]

...and Mulders cawk, apparently. The missus wants to see it now.
I feel so inadequate.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v173/brotherdoobie/emo60.gif


-bd




Inadequate? Luxury!

We were so poor my parents couldn't afford one for me. I had to make do with a small stick and a piece of string

:lol:

Les, look on the bright side. Would you of became a master of puppets - otherwise?


-bd

[Skweeky]

You girls only have only one thing on your mind.


-bd

Shoes? :shifty:


Speaking of which, Primark is doing a fantastic range of metallic coloured flip flops for 2 quid! Get yourself down there and get colour coordinated for the summer!

[Snee]

You like flip flops? :ermm:

I find them uncomfortable what with the thing between the toes and the generally all flat soles. Can't move very fast in them, either. AND they annoy me 'cos a lot of stores seem to have replaced all their regular slippers/sandals/whatever with them :angry:

I reckon they need to be boycotted.

[Mr. Mulder]

barefoot or gtfo

[brotherdoobie]

You like flip flops? :ermm:

I find them uncomfortable what with the thing between the toes and the generally all flat soles. Can't move very fast in them, either. AND they annoy me 'cos a lot of stores seem to have replaced all their regular slippers/sandals/whatever with them :angry:

I reckon they need to be boycotted.

Flip flops are teh ghey. Fact.


-bd

[j2k4]

And that's how you make J2 look like an amateur in the attention-whoring racket, then.

That aside, this is a really snazzy thread, eh?

I mean, look at all the posts...genius, utter genius. :whistling

[Skweeky]

Can't walk the streets barefoot in Scotland. You'd get the bad aids from a stray needle.

[Biggles]

And that's how you make J2 look like an amateur in the attention-whoring racket, then.

That aside, this is a really snazzy thread, eh?

I mean, look at all the posts...genius, utter genius. :whistling

:snooty:

Confirming the gheyness of flip flops is a vital contribution.

[Skweeky]

I bet you've got a pair of leather sandals from Scholl. :snooty:

[JPaul]

Yeah like Les still has his sandals from school.

The wood will have rotted like a fox.

[Biggles]

I had Clark's sandals when I was a kid

Do they still make those :unsure:

[JPaul]

Did Clark cry.

[j2k4]

That aside, this is a really snazzy thread, eh?

I mean, look at all the posts...genius, utter genius. :whistling

:snooty:

Confirming the gheyness of flip flops is a vital contribution.

Oh, yeah.

I hereby confirm flip-flop gheyness.

Sorry. :whistling

[brotherdoobie]

:snooty:

Confirming the gheyness of flip flops is a vital contribution.

Oh, yeah.

I hereby confirm flip-flop gheyness.

Sorry. :whistling

It's nice to see you're on board, Kevin.


-bd :mellow:

[Alien5]

Kevin and perry go Large.

[j2k4]

Oh, yeah.

I hereby confirm flip-flop gheyness.

Sorry. :whistling

It's nice to see you're on board, Kevin.


-bd :mellow:

Since I was a wee lad, bro-doo.

Water sandals or mocs...the only sensible warm-weather footwear. :whistling

[j2k4]

Kevin and perry go Large.

Yes.

13 large. :whistling

[Squeamous]

bareback or gtfo

Mulder you skanky ho! :fear:

[Squeamous]

Flip flops are a bit gay....they make you walk like fido dido :(.

[CrabGirl]

I wear reefs pretty much all year round. It's warm down here.

Reefs FTW!!!

[chalice]

I am being dragged to France in a couple of weeks.

The missus bought me these three quarter shorts things.

Fuck all that, like. I don't do shorts.

Having said that, she is only 5 foot tall.

[CrabGirl]

I am being dragged to France in a couple of weeks.

The missus bought me these three quarter shorts things.

Fuck all that, like. I don't do shorts.

Having said that, she is only 5 foot tall.

Oh for goodness sake, just enjoy the fact you are getting away, enjoy the ccol air on your legs and just have a nice time!!!!

Where abouts are you going?

I'm asking because I'm revising french geography as part of the exam i'm doing tomorrow. I've never even been to france.

[Hairbautt]

Flip flops are a bit gay....they make you walk like fido dido :(.
You should come to Florida.

'Cause it's the only state where we'll cum on you /lol. I'm not even sure if that made sence, but it made me laugh.

[chalice]

I am being dragged to France in a couple of weeks.

The missus bought me these three quarter shorts things.

Fuck all that, like. I don't do shorts.

Having said that, she is only 5 foot tall.

Oh for goodness sake, just enjoy the fact you are getting away, enjoy the ccol air on your legs and just have a nice time!!!!

Where abouts are you going?

I'm asking because I'm revising french geography as part of the exam i'm doing tomorrow. I've never even been to france.

We've rented one of them mobile home things in Saint Rafael, or close to there. She knows better than me. Crustacia, I cannot stand France, like.

I've been there loads of times and every time is worse than the last. I have never chosen to go there, people just make me.

There's loads of waterslides and all that pish for the kids so I'll enjoy it vicariously, I suppose. :dabs:

[CrabGirl]

Why don't you come to plymouth and feck around in my easy call centre, and I'll go and play with kids and feck off to vineyards in the evening?

I do hate manufactured holidays though.

[Squeamous]

Flip flops are a bit gay....they make you walk like fido dido :(.
You should come to Florida.

'Cause it's the only state where we'll cum on you /lol. I'm not even sure if that made sence, but it made me laugh.
For the gays or for the flip flops? :unsure:

[Squeamous]

Why don't you come to plymouth and feck around in my easy call centre, and I'll go and play with kids and feck off to vineyards in the evening?

I do hate manufactured holidays though.

Me too :pinch:. The closest I got to that was when I went to Florida and did the theme resorts around there, but I just bought the flights and sorted the rest when I got there. I can't see the point in going to places like Spain and Portugal, there are already pissed people on the beaches and streets of Britain. Why cramp yourself into cattle class and put up with some little shit kicking your chair for hours, fat people spreading onto you, and catching germs through the dry recycled, air to do it.

[Mr. Mulder]

Tunisia is orsum to the max. its impossible to get a drink there outside the hotel as there only seems to be 1 alcohol shop in the entire country and when me and the ex went we were the only english people there :01: the downside to this is of course when you actually want a beer from the hotel and it tastes like aids.

[Alien5]

when i went to spain, the best beaches were along the coast 10 mins walk away from the beach full of people, i found the perfect place that was difficult to walk to down through the rocks, it was so quiet, all i could see were rocks and water, and all i could hear was the waves.

the best and worst part of that holiday was, on a really fierce day, the waves were so high and dangerous, everyone was trying to surf and mess about on boards, finally everyone got onto the beach, i didn't wanna leave the water, i looked around and i was the last person in the water it was dragging me away, then when i made it back to the beach, there were all used tampons/condoms and crap all washed up on the shore, i think i did swallow some of that shitty aids waste, i think so. :(

[Skweeky]

You're all a bunch of moany bastards and you should be happy you have the luxury to go on holiday. There. Now stop arguing.

[brotherdoobie]

You're all a bunch of moany bastards and you should be happy you have the luxury to go on holiday. There. Now stop arguing.


Agreed. Posh cunts. :emo:



-bd

[chalice]

'It's not the place's fault.
Something, like nothing, happens anywhere'- Philip Larkin.

I suppose I'm deflecting, like.

I'm just dreading the thought of going on holiday with the missus. When we go away together, we fight constantly. Mainly cos my idea of a holiday is sitting in a pub and getting sloshed to the max all week, eating loads of weird foods and trying to find whoever is selling ganja.

Her idea of a holiday is looking at nice buildings and walking her legs into stumps. She reckons I'm a philistine but she's wrong diddly wong tong.

I've never even been to Philistia.

[Biggles]

'It's not the place's fault.
Something, like nothing, happens anywhere'- Philip Larkin.

I suppose I'm deflecting, like.

I'm just dreading the thought of going on holiday with the missus. When we go away together, we fight constantly. Mainly cos my idea of a holiday is sitting in a pub and getting sloshed to the max all week, eating loads of weird foods and trying to find whoever is selling ganja.

Her idea of a holiday is looking at nice buildings and walking her legs into stumps. She reckons I'm a philistine but she's wrong diddly wong tong.

I've never even been to Philistia.

Which is a shame because that is where Red Leb comes from.

[chalice]

Red Leb, now that takes me back. Right back.

Haven't seen any of that in yonks and yonks, like.

I wants it. I wants it right nows.

[brotherdoobie]

'It's not the place's fault.
Mainly cos my idea of a holiday is sitting in a pub and getting sloshed to the max all week, eating loads of weird foods and trying to find whoever is selling ganja.

:lol:

Home sweet home, eh?

-bd

[Biggles]

Red Leb, now that takes me back. Right back.

Haven't seen any of that in yonks and yonks, like.

I wants it. I wants it right nows.

That and Afghan Black were my favourites but I suspect I am showing my age a tad :(

[brotherdoobie]

Red Leb, now that takes me back. Right back.

Haven't seen any of that in yonks and yonks, like.

I wants it. I wants it right nows.

That and Afghan Black were my favourites but I suspect I am showing my age a tad :(

:drool: I wish Glen was still in the Navy, I shirley do.

bd

[chalice]

She took approximately 715 photographs while we were in New York.

I took one. Here it is.

http://img156.imageshack.us/img156/388/seafoodfx1.jpg

[chalice]

It was a Sea Food Platter I got in Manhattan.

It was fucking gorgeous.

[Biggles]

It was a Sea Food Platter I got in Manhattan.

It was fucking gorgeous.


A substantial helping if I may say.

[chalice]

Brought half of it back to the hotel room in a doggie bag, left it in the bathroom and promptly feel asleep. Woke up the next morning to the smell of Cornwall with AIDS.

God help the maid. No doubt she was confused and earning her wages that day.

[CrabGirl]

I want that. Right now. Sooo badly.

Can't you compromise and spend the mornings doing stuff then relax in the afternoon? Or do things separately? Or just get her so pissed at night that she doesn't want to do anything the next day except sit?

[Squeamous]

'It's not the place's fault.
Something, like nothing, happens anywhere'- Philip Larkin.

I suppose I'm deflecting, like.

I'm just dreading the thought of going on holiday with the missus. When we go away together, we fight constantly. Mainly cos my idea of a holiday is sitting in a pub and getting sloshed to the max all week, eating loads of weird foods and trying to find whoever is selling ganja.

Her idea of a holiday is looking at nice buildings and walking her legs into stumps. She reckons I'm a philistine but she's wrong diddly wong tong.

I've never even been to Philistia.

I usually deposit my OH in the Man Creche (pub/cafe/bar) for a few hours while I do the sightseeing stuff. He's very good, he doesn't go anywhere else and he's always where I left him when I go to pick him up. I don't have to use a lead or anything.

[brotherdoobie]

'It's not the place's fault.
Something, like nothing, happens anywhere'- Philip Larkin.

I suppose I'm deflecting, like.

I'm just dreading the thought of going on holiday with the missus. When we go away together, we fight constantly. Mainly cos my idea of a holiday is sitting in a pub and getting sloshed to the max all week, eating loads of weird foods and trying to find whoever is selling ganja.

Her idea of a holiday is looking at nice buildings and walking her legs into stumps. She reckons I'm a philistine but she's wrong diddly wong tong.

I've never even been to Philistia.

I usually deposit my OH in the Man Creche (pub/cafe/bar) for a few hours while I do the sightseeing stuff. He's very good, he doesn't go anywhere else and he's always where I left him when I go to pick him up. I don't have to use a lead or anything.

:lol:

Does he do any tricks?


-bd

[Squeamous]

He can down a pint in less time than it takes for me to blink....does that count? :unsure: